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UK 1982
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The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.
Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"
Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.
Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.
#surprise! this was actually just my way of complaining that that 'classical tutor' post is going around again#complaining about the degeneracy of modern society because our cars aren't colorful enough or whatever#what if i told you that sometimes societal tastes and customs change naturally over time#and not because of targeted interference from vague groups of shadowy elites#anyway! be specific in your words and actually work to understand the underlying causes of things#and above all else understand that sometimes people just like things that you don't like#and that's not a conspiracy. it's not even hard to understand. like come on people#skepticism umbrella
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Danny: Wow, when Jazz told me she knew a guy that could tutor me in English, she didn't mention you be so buff.
Jason: Is that a problem?
Danny flustered: No no no! I guess I was expecting someone as scrawny as me. I've never been good at working out.
Jason: Hmm, well, if you want, I can also help you work out. I'm at the gym before I come to our tutoring sessions anyway.
Danny faintly: Okay.
Jason: Great. I go to the campus gym so we can meet there. Anyway, Jazz said you needed help with Shakespearian chapters?
Danny even more faint: Shakespeare....uses English I don't understand.
Jason moving closer: I'm sorry I didn't catch that.
Danny whispering: Help me, I'm too gay.
Jason: What?
Danny panicked: I said help me I'm too slay!
Jason: Ugh, I guess your outfit is nice, but what's that got to do with Shakespeare?
Jazz spying from a near by table: This idiot is blowing it.
Dick from another nearby table also spying: I know the feeling. I set Jay up for the perfect opportunity to charm his crush, and he's focusing on Shakespeare!
#dcxdpdabbles#from a fic i never wrote#dcxdp crossover#Dead on Main#Jazz tries to set Danny up#Dick tries to Wingman for Jason#Jason been pinning for Danny#This is the first time Danny has met him#English Tutor Jason in college#College students Jazz and Danny
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Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3
#one piece#op fanart#usopp#sanji#sanuso#the reason why usopp isnt regailing his usual captain usopp story is because A) he wants 2 shake things up a bit#and also B) hes actually just talking about how he tutored the usopp pirates for a bit XD#they're sharin childhood stories to pass the time
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age gap so big i have to count it on my fingers to work it out
#farawaywiththefairies lore..... i am really really bad at mental maths#so bad that at one point in school i was in both top set for maths and a special educational needs class at the same time#i also did years of extra tutoring both in and out of school#i still can't do it#age difference#older is better#older man younger woman#older guys#oldermen#dad bf
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When you sell your soul to the merchant devils for outfits v-v
#ffxiv#sketch#zenos yae galvus#adventurer zenos#ameliance leveilleur#fourchenault leveilleur#also known as zenos' sharlayan outfit that kinda makes him feel like he's still in academy/being tutored#that bag is full of books for y'shtola btw lol#he takes time to re-transcribe books for her that arent written in aetherial ink#he does errands for ameliance and tataru whenever hes around- and is usually sassy about it but he doesnt really mind#dude i love writing him doing scholar stuff when he isnt out adventuring/hanging out with estinien#he is here to read the entire sharlayan library and then maybe also the gubal library too#the kind of man who does it just because someone asks or he himself is curious about something#he is... also leaning down so that ameliance can dote on him#he may be a grown ass man but he's not about to fight a benefactor over her being coy#even if to everyone else it looks like the equivalent to prodding at a bear
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whatever the fuck is wrong with Demetrius is so interesting to me
he just sits there and eats
very clearly the only one not visibly freaked out by being at the same table with Donovan each other
and then when he's done, the way he sits up straight and just waits. like an automaton, like a machine awaiting orders.
what did his father do to him? how do you fuck up a twelve-year-old this much?
I think it's worth noting, too, that he's not actually ever mean to his brother. He seems aloof but he's not a bully or anything. In his (non-voice) debut chapter he
congratulates Damian on his grades without being prompted, and
acknowledges Damian's friends even though he clearly doesn't get why they're talking to him.
anyway he's my favorite side character and I can't wait to learn more about him!!!
#I could speculate a lot#like I think he suggests Damian go to the tutor instead of him because it's just more efficient#the tutor is trained to TEACH while Demetrius is not#he doesn't (or can't) understand that Damian was just using it as an excuse to spend time with him#spy x family#spy x family spoilers#sxf spoilers#demetrius desmond#sxf 106
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Phineas and Ferb intern for Doofenshmirtz and Ferb just spaces out for half the time.
I mean look at the boy.

Totally whipped
#pnf#phineas and ferb#vanessa doofenshmirtz#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#i hate exams#please tutor me in signals and control specifically#if I hear about state space representation one more time I may pull my hair out
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Peri's no good terrible bad day just seems to get worse and worse!
Timmy's hoping his baby brother didn't hear the whole conversation. But with that expression on his face, Timmy suspects it may be a bit too late for him. Timmy's companion scurried away as soon as he noticed Poof. A Pixie can sense drama and conflict from miles away.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Instability: [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop peri#peri#itty bitties fop au#since i gave them tails im deciding that their tails function a bit like rattle snake tails#they shake and flick around when upset#just as ears wiggle to express themselves!#timmy's already confirmed with his parents that he'll be moving after graduation. but it was all a bit loose. like an inevitability#but hefinalized everything within the same week as he was graduating pixies' academy!!#... timmy mightve procrastinated in telling peri about his moving though...#its part of the pixies' culture to move out and forge their own path the moment they graduate#graduation ceremonies are usually the perfect time for pixies to forge connections and give thanks to their prior tutors and role models!#its also the perfect place for pixies to find potential roommates or to talk with other pixies that's also working in their same department
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I want to go home but I need to make a stupid doctors appointment while I’m here this is yet another ploy from god to make me into a fucking orca
#the joke is the whole “the trout population will be effected thing#except it’s orcas bc they’re better. and more suited to what I’m talking about. bc I need doctors appointment for bpd diagnosis#and orcas have such big brains they probably feel emotions stronger and better than humans#like how I manage to unlock new emotions like shrimp colours every time someone texts me wrong#my uni tutors can see this account what am I doing#hattieshutup
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my teaching course is so funny because i've not told anyone my pronouns or mentioned my gender so everyone is just guessing wildly every time they refer to me
#half the class is calling me he and the other half is calling me she#tutor spoke to me and said something about the 'other girls' in the class#looked briefly panicked and went 'er sorry er i mean the other students'#then glanced at me with a hopeful expression like 'yes??? is that right???'#i'm not being an asshole on purpose i just haven't clarified because i don't like bringing up the whole gender thing unless it's relevant#(ik i talk about it on here all the time but that's different lmao)
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I love people who are leading experts in very niche topics, like there really is something out there for everyone
#was talking to one of my tutors about the time she met the world leader in equine water treadmill manufacturing#im so glad that person exists what a beautiful world#mine
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What if Randy had an older brother?
pls be nice to me this is like the 2nd oc ive made for rc9gn 💔
#DARIUS ILYY#hes got two moles on his face m#he works as a waiter and tutors people for money 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑#his personality is like stressed out most of the time but the moment you shove his interest#HE LIGHTS UP#he puts up a persona at school infront of ppl !!#ive only made him for a day and a half and i would already die for him 💔💔💔#rc9gn oc#rc9gn#randy cunningham#rc9gn fanart#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#doodle#oc#fanart#digital art#drawing#artwork#artists on tumblr#howard weinerman#rc9gn au
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⚪Potential Evidence of Emmet in Legends ZA⚪
I know some people are getting annoyed that others are always trying to guess if he'll appear in a game or not BUT HEAR THIS OUT- CAUSE IF THE LEAKS ARE TO BE TRUSTED- Then there is a high chance
So we know that in the Z-A Royale, if you reach rank A, a wish of yours is granted and of course, Emmet would ask for his brother back.
And if the leaks are true then there is a bigger possibility Emmet may appear as a competitor in the Z-A Royale. Because it is TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE-
⚠️POTENTIAL MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD⚠️
For those who don't know-
It has been revealed that two of the new mega evolutions are MEGA CHANDELURE and MEGA EELEKTROSS a.k.a Ingo's & Emmet's aces respectively.
Not only that, it has been implied that Ingo & Emmet sometimes share pokemon and one of them happens to be Excadrill WHO IS ALSO IN THE LIST OF LEAKED NEW MEGA EVOLUTIONS
Ingo told us himself that he no longer has Chandelure and it most likely stayed in the og timeline.
Which is why Chandelure would be in EMMET'S TEAM. Emmet took it under his care.
As a matter of fact, this wouldn't be the first time because as I previously stated, they both share Pokemon and we've seen Emmet use Chandelure before in battle, along with his ace and Excadrill.
SO- IF EMMET WERE TO BE IN A COMPETITOR IN THE Z-A ROYALE he will mostly likely have EELEKTROSS, EXCADRILL and his brother's ace CHANDELURE in his team.
And as an extra, will he be a villain or not? This is truly a 50/50 as Emmet has never been shown to be villainous HOWEVER he has been shown to be HIGHLY COMPETITIVE.
A bit more than his brother Ingo in fact. In Pokemon BW, if Ingo wins he simply tells you that he'd like to battle once more and that you have great skills
MEANWHILE- If Emmet wins, he basically tells you to go get stronger then come back so that he can defeat you again XD
EMMET IS SO COMPETITIVE that two of his main lines are (both in Pokemon BW/BW2)
"If a battle is not serious, it is not fun."
"I like winning more than anything else."
Which that last one is the line that Ingo remembers.
ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT THEY CHOSE INGO TO REMEMBER THAT PHRASE SPECIFICALLY?
And now finally, in Pokemon Masters EX they once again show Emmet's high competitiveness. Ingo is competitive but he's much more... gentler... per say.
MEANWHILE EMMET One of his lines is literally
"Victory is just up these tracks, and I won't let anyone derail me—not even you."
AND HE SAYS THIS TO THE PLAYER (Link - u gotta listen to it i swear)
And again, in another line he literally says he prefers to train rather than sleep. [our boy Emmet would literally be losing sleep trying to find his brother]
SO CONCLUSION-
It's a pretty big concidence, if the leaks are true, that Emmet's & Ingo's aces will get a mega.
And if Emmet DOES appear- then I don't think he'll be exactly evil per say, just very VERRRY competitive and VERRRY determined to his goal of getting his brother back no matter what way.
He won't let anyone derail him, not even you, the player.
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#pokemon emmet#pokemon ingo#submas#pokemon submas#pokemon theory#subway boss emmet#subway boss ingo#Unlike Kieran- I would actually give Emmet my wish for sure LOL#No hesistation#But yeah one of the things that make Ingo and Emmet different is that competetivness#Ingo is competitive but he acts more like a tutor meanwhile Emmet acts more like a rival as I showed#anyways only time will tell
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do not disturb mode isn’t enough I need ronan lynch to ram an invisible car through the microsoft teams hub
#idk does teams have a physical place apart from in hell?#if it does I want it destroyed and dismantled#oi ronan take down outlook while your at it#am I Bryde rn#I’m just having an academic validation crash out bc of a public teams roast from my tutor it’s fine guys#maybe a dream that eats away the micros teams inner coding every time they try to fix it so I never get a notification again#trc#the raven cycle#ronan lynch
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#battle of the writers#battle of the writers the series#tutoryim#tutor koraphat#yim pharinyakorn#peachblossomgifs#i think this is my first time making gifs of a kiss#the lighting was just going to be weird#but that's ok#they killed it this ep#next ep seems fun#jealousy and backstory and all that jazz#and i'm excited to see more markgem
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