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retrocgads · 2 months ago
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UK 1982
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captainjonnitkessler · 11 months ago
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The second you start talking about some mysterious "they" that are controlling society in some fashion, you are engaging in dangerous conspiratorial thinking even if you're being woke about it. "They" did not institute the 40 hour work week specifically so you would be too tired to revolt. "They" did not invent the sleek minimalist aesthetic in order to crush the spirit of art in the common people. "They" are not pushing mediocre media into the mainstream in order to poison people's critical thinking skills.
Your best case scenario after that is you talk to someone who actually knows what the fuck they're talking about and you get embarrassed because you can't answer basic questions about your own ideology because you never learned anything past "the ruling class/capitalists/politicians are making things bad and if we got rid of them the bad things would all go away!"
Your worst case scenario is obviously the woo-to-fascist pipeline and you end up believing Jews are poisoning American food supplies with GMOs in order to turn us all into beta cucks, so like . . . maybe just stop blaming "them" before you fall down that route.
Obligatory round of disclaimers: Yes, sometimes people do bad things. Be specific about exactly who is doing what instead of ascribing it to some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, sometimes things in society are bad. Learn to identify the root causes of complex social issues instead of assuming that they're actually extremely simple to fix and we're just not doing it because of some vague group of shadowy elites. Yes, minimalism isn't for everyone. Learn that some people don't share your tastes and get the fuck over it for the love of god.
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dcxdpdabbles · 2 months ago
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Danny: Wow, when Jazz told me she knew a guy that could tutor me in English, she didn't mention you be so buff.
Jason: Is that a problem?
Danny flustered: No no no! I guess I was expecting someone as scrawny as me. I've never been good at working out.
Jason: Hmm, well, if you want, I can also help you work out. I'm at the gym before I come to our tutoring sessions anyway.
Danny faintly: Okay.
Jason: Great. I go to the campus gym so we can meet there. Anyway, Jazz said you needed help with Shakespearian chapters?
Danny even more faint: Shakespeare....uses English I don't understand.
Jason moving closer: I'm sorry I didn't catch that.
Danny whispering: Help me, I'm too gay.
Jason: What?
Danny panicked: I said help me I'm too slay!
Jason: Ugh, I guess your outfit is nice, but what's that got to do with Shakespeare?
Jazz spying from a near by table: This idiot is blowing it.
Dick from another nearby table also spying: I know the feeling. I set Jay up for the perfect opportunity to charm his crush, and he's focusing on Shakespeare!
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fluffyartbl0g · 1 year ago
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Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3
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farawaywiththefairies · 4 months ago
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age gap so big i have to count it on my fingers to work it out
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fatedroses · 2 months ago
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When you sell your soul to the merchant devils for outfits v-v
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batneko · 8 months ago
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whatever the fuck is wrong with Demetrius is so interesting to me
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he just sits there and eats
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very clearly the only one not visibly freaked out by being at the same table with Donovan each other
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and then when he's done, the way he sits up straight and just waits. like an automaton, like a machine awaiting orders.
what did his father do to him? how do you fuck up a twelve-year-old this much?
I think it's worth noting, too, that he's not actually ever mean to his brother. He seems aloof but he's not a bully or anything. In his (non-voice) debut chapter he
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congratulates Damian on his grades without being prompted, and
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acknowledges Damian's friends even though he clearly doesn't get why they're talking to him.
anyway he's my favorite side character and I can't wait to learn more about him!!!
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spockle · 1 month ago
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Phineas and Ferb intern for Doofenshmirtz and Ferb just spaces out for half the time.
I mean look at the boy.
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Totally whipped
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cubbihue · 9 months ago
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Peri's no good terrible bad day just seems to get worse and worse!
Timmy's hoping his baby brother didn't hear the whole conversation. But with that expression on his face, Timmy suspects it may be a bit too late for him. Timmy's companion scurried away as soon as he noticed Poof. A Pixie can sense drama and conflict from miles away.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Instability: [Previous] > [Next]
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tothequeerphenomena · 18 days ago
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I want to go home but I need to make a stupid doctors appointment while I’m here this is yet another ploy from god to make me into a fucking orca
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beaft · 11 months ago
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my teaching course is so funny because i've not told anyone my pronouns or mentioned my gender so everyone is just guessing wildly every time they refer to me
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nortism · 28 days ago
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I love people who are leading experts in very niche topics, like there really is something out there for everyone
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zhinchino · 2 months ago
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What if Randy had an older brother?
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pls be nice to me this is like the 2nd oc ive made for rc9gn 💔
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pokerosemary · 3 months ago
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⚪Potential Evidence of Emmet in Legends ZA⚪
I know some people are getting annoyed that others are always trying to guess if he'll appear in a game or not BUT HEAR THIS OUT- CAUSE IF THE LEAKS ARE TO BE TRUSTED- Then there is a high chance
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So we know that in the Z-A Royale, if you reach rank A, a wish of yours is granted and of course, Emmet would ask for his brother back.
And if the leaks are true then there is a bigger possibility Emmet may appear as a competitor in the Z-A Royale. Because it is TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE-
⚠️POTENTIAL MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD⚠️
For those who don't know-
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It has been revealed that two of the new mega evolutions are MEGA CHANDELURE and MEGA EELEKTROSS a.k.a Ingo's & Emmet's aces respectively.
Not only that, it has been implied that Ingo & Emmet sometimes share pokemon and one of them happens to be Excadrill WHO IS ALSO IN THE LIST OF LEAKED NEW MEGA EVOLUTIONS
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Ingo told us himself that he no longer has Chandelure and it most likely stayed in the og timeline.
Which is why Chandelure would be in EMMET'S TEAM. Emmet took it under his care.
As a matter of fact, this wouldn't be the first time because as I previously stated, they both share Pokemon and we've seen Emmet use Chandelure before in battle, along with his ace and Excadrill.
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SO- IF EMMET WERE TO BE IN A COMPETITOR IN THE Z-A ROYALE he will mostly likely have EELEKTROSS, EXCADRILL and his brother's ace CHANDELURE in his team.
And as an extra, will he be a villain or not? This is truly a 50/50 as Emmet has never been shown to be villainous HOWEVER he has been shown to be HIGHLY COMPETITIVE.
A bit more than his brother Ingo in fact. In Pokemon BW, if Ingo wins he simply tells you that he'd like to battle once more and that you have great skills
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MEANWHILE- If Emmet wins, he basically tells you to go get stronger then come back so that he can defeat you again XD
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EMMET IS SO COMPETITIVE that two of his main lines are (both in Pokemon BW/BW2)
"If a battle is not serious, it is not fun."
"I like winning more than anything else."
Which that last one is the line that Ingo remembers.
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ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT THEY CHOSE INGO TO REMEMBER THAT PHRASE SPECIFICALLY?
And now finally, in Pokemon Masters EX they once again show Emmet's high competitiveness. Ingo is competitive but he's much more... gentler... per say.
MEANWHILE EMMET One of his lines is literally
"Victory is just up these tracks, and I won't let anyone derail me—not even you."
AND HE SAYS THIS TO THE PLAYER (Link - u gotta listen to it i swear)
And again, in another line he literally says he prefers to train rather than sleep. [our boy Emmet would literally be losing sleep trying to find his brother]
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SO CONCLUSION-
It's a pretty big concidence, if the leaks are true, that Emmet's & Ingo's aces will get a mega.
And if Emmet DOES appear- then I don't think he'll be exactly evil per say, just very VERRRY competitive and VERRRY determined to his goal of getting his brother back no matter what way.
He won't let anyone derail him, not even you, the player.
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ronanlynchusurper · 3 months ago
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do not disturb mode isn’t enough I need ronan lynch to ram an invisible car through the microsoft teams hub
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peachblossomdrama · 10 months ago
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