#TRULY SO RUDE SMH

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launch [george clarkey]

Yourusername

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yourusername they made me touch grass smh tagged georgeclarkeey, arthurtv

posted august 2nd, 2024

arthurfan ohmygod slide 5 i can't yourbestie that view!!! chrismd10 ... we literally said you dont have to join if you dont want to?

yourusername the pay was too good... so still your fault x

randomfan wish i was walking mountains with chrismd, arthurtv and george clarkey smh georgeclarkeey 🪲

yourusername i'm still traumatized from whatever that thing was theburntchip 🪲 italianbach 🪲 chrismd10 🪲 arthurtv 🪲 yourusername STOP.

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London, UK

liked by georgeclarkeey, calfreezy and others

yourusername london at night tagged arthurnfhill, georgeclarkeey, arthurtv, yourfriend

posted august 27th, 2024

yourfollower obsessed with your life??? yourhometownfriend bye i miss you so much??? need to go out soon arthurtv you really didn't have to georgefan wait... why does slide 3 look like a date?!

georgefan2 idk i just know i'm obsessed with that picture georgefan im obsessed with all of these y/n is feeding us she is truly one for the girls

chrismd10 im the reason you live here and i don't get a single slide huh

yourusername thats cus i work for you during daytime

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yourusername soft?

posted september 15 th, 2024

yourfan LAUNCH?! MISS GIRL IS SOFTLAUNCHING??? UHM??? yourbestfriend cute georgefan wait. hm. i'm seeing a vision.

randomfollower insert that one ive connected the dots you didnt connect shit picture georgefan girl look at picture 3 I know what my man looks like

arthurfnhill ❤️ yourfan2 bye those armssss???

yourfan3 and he's a gentleman?! the flowers?!

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London, UK

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yourusername london by day tagged yourfriends, georgeclarkeey, arthurtv,

posted september 30th, 2024

chrisfan obsessed with this entire dump chrismd10 well that pictures just rude

yourusername youre the one that wanted to be in the dump chrismd10 this is not what i meant?

yourbestfriend obsessed georgefan wheres george in this arthurnfhill drinking during the day? unacceptable

yourusername guess i cant do platform roulette then arthurnfhill nvm i love that you daydrink!

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yourusername medium lanch or whatever youd say

posted october 18th, 2024'

arthurnfhill photocreds plz. yourfan i'm so happy for you! this is so cute georgefan oh that so is george

georgefan2 hes barely on her instagram recently idk if it is georgefan3 girl have you seen picture 2 that is george

max_baledge miss girl... georgeclarkeey interesting dump

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yourusername away

posted november 11th, 2024

arthurtv handsome man yourfan this aestheticcccc georgeclarkeey that's a good photographer you have there

yourusername thanks he gets paid well georgeclarkeey oh im sure he is ;) georgefan oh they are soooo dating

yourbestie glad youre enjoying babes xx chrismd10 office has gone off the rails btw

yoursername cant do a thing without me can you

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yourusername hardlaunch. (I'M DATING HIM!!!!!!!!!) tagged georgeclarkeey

posted december 6th, 2024

chrismd10 my work boyfriend and girlfriend❤️ georgefan I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT yourbestfriend i am so happy for you <3 yoursername guys isn't he handsome yourusername his smile is just incredible yourusername i'm so obsessed with him how is he my boyfriend yourusername btw guys hes literally downloaded every single one of my playlists so we could play them during the hike and our vacation etc ladies do not settle for less! georgeclarkeey wow, he single?

yourusername NO HE IS NOT x

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[theycalledhimastar]

I may love Kyle, but I can totally admit when he acts like a total weirdo (he doesn't, he's perfect).

☄. *.

Alright, for starters, man takes up all the counter space with his stuff. Unlike Simon, he is very loyal to his brands and he has a longer face care routine than you do.

Just look at his perfect skin and tell me I'm wrong because you can't, that shit's flawless and he intends to keep it that way.

Every towel in the bathroom smells like him whether or not he's used it and you will never ever figure out why.

(It's because he probably used it-)

"Kyle, did you use my towel after your shower?"

"No, why?"

"Because it literally smells like your bodywash."

"How do I know you didn't just use my bodywash?"

Don't make this about me, Kyle Garrick. You know what you did, you're just lucky your shampoo is easy on the senses. He's the one task force member that seems to be able to differentiate between what smells good and what is altogether too much.

The type of guy to have long, gorgeous eyelashes and always, ALWAYS complain about them getting in his eyes.

Like suck it up pretty boy, you're literally living my dream here with those baby doll eyelashes of yours.

He also knows it pisses you off so he tries not to mention when it happens, so you'll just catch him sitting there on the couch blinking like a madman. Trying his darndest to get the annoying eyelash from his eye without drawing attention to it. Although really and truly this just makes it more noticeable and kinda funny to watch.

Applies Chapstick in that really weird way that guys do it where they make a duck face, except he's fully self aware, he just knows it weirds you out so he exaggerates it further.

"Babe what are you doing, that's not how you apply chapstick."

"What do you mean, there's no right way to do it." :0

SLEEPS WITH HIS SOCKS ON BECAUSE HIS FEET ARE ALWAYS FREEZING!!!

Like thank you for sparing me from those absolute ice blocks, but like babe, that is unnatural. It is cruel and unusual and I will not stand for it!!

(Socks stay on during sex-)

Also prolly wears long sleeves and pants to bed regardless of how warm it is because he swears its more comfortable. Bro going to bed fully dressed, all he needs are shoes smh.

On a similar note, his hands are always cold, but instead of putting them in his front pockets or his jacket pockets like a normal guy, he walks around with his hands in his back pockets given the chance.

Doesn't think it's weird, but he walks around leaned back in order to do it and it looks goofy as hell.

Willing to advocate for you and it's really sweet, except it'll be for every single little thing. Like not just ketchup that you ordered but didn't get, if you off-handedly mention that whatever you ordered is kinda cold, he is on it immediately.

"Hey, uh, my Partner here says their food is a little cold, is there any way we could fix that please?"

Like he's not rude about it, but you still want to die inside because it's not a big deal and he doesn't seem to get that you really weren't complaining or trying to get him to fix it.

[reyreadersblog]

THIS IS MY TRUTH.

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This may sound a bit rude...BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT EVE'S REDEMPTION ARC..NOT A SINGLE FUCK. i understand her situation, i know she had a rough childhood, i know her father loves someone else more than her and i do think she is a very good written character, truly i do, i'm a person who doesn't forgive very easly(even book characters)...and i won't like her even if she grows angel wings and kisses Avery's feet. Like this girl had a chance, a perfect chance, she could've lived rich life, she could've healed from her childhood traumas and i am SURE Avery and Hawthrones would accept her in their "family" and truly loved her, (just like with Avery) Grayson would've loved her(ewww) but no she CHOSE to be a villan herself, no one forced her and for all of you who are saying "she had a rough childhood...life made her evil"....what about Avery then?

Eve and Avery are very similar character, they both had rough childhood, they both went through some shit, they both grew up poor, felt like no one wanted them, they both wanted to be noticed at some point...but there is one difference, life gave both of them a chance, chance to live a good life, and even tho Hawthrones treated Avery like shit in the beginning, she made them fall in love with her platoniclly and romanticlly (Jamie ♡) bec she took that chance and became one and only "risky gamble", unlike Evelyn, life gave her a chance..so she became evil? Like she had Gray wrapped around her finger and all she needed to do was gain their trust, just like Avery did. SMH, whatever happens in TGG i am sticking with this opinion.

This is just my opinion, of course you can either agree or disagree.

'The fates weren't dangerous because they were evil, the fates were dangerous because they couldn't tell difference between good and evil"

Stephanie Garber.

[ccaramel-llow]

Can I request tadc reader where they're very sweet and nonchalant with people even when they're mean to them?

TADC! Cast x reader

Warnings ; Cussing, Bullying, Jax, Not proof read, Obsessive behavior, Death threats, Holding hands before marriage? smh.

Genre ; Fluff + Romance

Pairings ; Queenie/Reader, Kinger/Reader, Kaufmo/reader, Pomni/Reader, Ragatha/Reader, Zooble/Reader, Caine/Reader, Jax/Reader

Queenie

, The competitive x The sweetheart.

, She's overprotective of you and cusses out anyone who's rude to you.

, Beautiful scary guard dog x The kind sweetheart, Literally punches anyone if they made you cry

, She never does it in front of others although, She makes sure your distracted because she doesn't wanna lose you.

, Gets flustered as you boost up her ego if you complimented her when she finished one of caine's bullshitty challenges

, Always gives you a kiss on the forehead and tells you how proud she is of you and how much she loves you after finishing a challenge.

, She likes to hear you rant about stuff you like and nods her head whenever you make a statement

, She adores hugs, Hug her pretty pretty please :3

, Tries to teach you how to defend yourself but fails, And when she does that literally just makes her pull out a resting bitch face.

, She know's when something's up with you. So if your showing any signs of negative behavior, She tries to comfort you by telling you how strong you are.

" You're trying Lovely, But I'm afraid you're also failing. But that's okay, You're perfect to me in all ways possible. Now may i please have a hug from you my dearest? "

Kinger

, He literally glares at anyone who makes fun of you, He feel's bad for your well being and tries to defend you but fails.

, Drags you to his impenetrable fortress just for him to distract you from negative thoughts when your sad, He distracts you by playing with your hair as he asks you what kind of stuff you like while cuddling

, Hold's your hand when Jax bullies you and when Jax is gone he attempts to try and comfort you.

, He doesn't understand why you're so nice. He always thinks you would get mad and start lashing out but you never do. You just reply with a soft, Kind compliment.

, Stares at you with lovey dovey eyes every time you're near him. He compliments you when you're next to him. He fiddles with his hands while looking at you too.

, Shy loser x Over sweet loser

, Death glare's at anyone who attempts to make fun of you until they go off, He's always pissed when someones mean to you and starts ranting on how you dont deserve such bull shitty treatment.

" (Name), You gotta learn how to fend for yourself!- Yeah you're right actually i suck at fending for myself too. BUT STILL!- You need to actually fight for yourself!... I give up never mind lets just go." drags you to his impenetrable fortress

Kaufmo

, Literally says an offensive joke about anyone who bullies you and then it starts a cat fight.

, He asks if your alright all the time after being yelled at, Bullied, Etc.

, Smooches your hand while cuddling in his room to comfort you if you say no.

, He paints you!! He gets flustered when you ask why he drew you. He uses "B-because you're super kind!" As an excuse with a wobbly smile because he knows he sucks shit at lying.

, When he found an exit, He got so excited because he could show you and you'd be so proud of him!! And you were. And you didn't even take it as a joke.

, He loves how you genuinely love his humor, Even if it's dark.

, Definitely doesn't dream about you both getting married.

, Whenever you laugh he starts to get sweaty and nervous, Because your laugh sounds so genuine that it truly makes him happy, It makes him even more in-love with you.

" Wait.... You... Love my humor? R-really? Uhm.... Of course i'll say more jokes!! F-for you!!"

Pomni

, She's so confused. But she finds you so beautiful.

, Why are you so kind? Are you even real? Are you perhaps an angel sent from heaven to guide her?

, She always freaks out around you and blushes a shit ton.

, Glares at anyone who disrespects you and harsh-fully insults them to the point where the bully bawls their eyes out.

, Asks if you're okay after being insulted and holds your hands as she tells you how great and sweet you are if you say you aren't to reassure you that you're an amazing person.

, She likes to bring you with her while she tries to find a way out the circus, You being her all-time favorite person.

, She drop kicks jax and runs away with you if jax tries to bully you.

, She nods at every statement you say, Not really caring about how stupid your idea is but following it anyways because she's so happy that she gets to be near you.

" (Name), (name)!! Would you like to uh.. Uh!-... COMPLete-! this challenge with me?"

Ragatha

, She's just like you! You're just like her!! You two are basically soulmates sent from heaven.

, Though, She gets mad often and you genuinely are a nonchalant person who's usually calm all the time.

, She defends you from jax and glares at anyone who dares to harshly pick on you.

, Drags you away from the toxic person and asks you whats on you're mind today to distract you from negative thoughts.

, Likes to smooch your cheek after you finish a challenge, Ranting about how proud she is of you.

, Ragatha tends to be passive aggressive when people are being rude to you, For example she says a comment that sounds nice but is extremely offensive to the victims ears.

, Likes to take you to her room so she can braid your hair.

Zooble

, This Ambiguous fuck attacks ANYBODY who messes wit you.

, They comfort you by ranting angrily at you by saying how pretty, Handsome, Sweet and cool you are.

, Will try to teach you how to fend for yourself. But then fails.

, They like to receive attention from you, For example compliments, Praise, Or hugs.

, Cheer's you on when you do something not giving a dog's ass about what others think of it.

, Shit talks the person who talked smack about you.

, Get's in trouble daily for you.

, They like to drag you to their room so they can rant about stuff as they slowly get flustered on how you look and listen to them so intently.

, They also get nervous around you, Pretending that you dont exist and usually pretends to cough to cover up a compliment, When you ask what they said they just said they coughed.

, Likes to rant about you while your listening.

" (Name), You let that little- you know what...? Come on sweetie were gonna do some defensive training. "

Jax

, He literally teases you alot.

, Bullies you but he knows when he goes too far so he stops.

, Bullies the person who talked bullshit about you as if he wanted them dead, because he does.

, Will say death threats to the person who bullied you. Not including himself.

. Can And will throw a fight just because someone criticized you.

, Calls you "Sugar" because of how sweet you are. And also calls you his saint for personal reasons.

, he likes to ask you for a lot of stuff, But plot twist, He asks for kisses, Praise, Etc.

"Hey toots, Mind kissing me right here?~"

Caine

, Bitch was confused on why you were so calmed when you first arrived, But soon later developed feelings for you after the first 2 year's you stayed.

, He honestly was surprised you lasted this long but then remembers he shouldn't because Hoo Hah exists.

, Is VERY chatty when your around him. He likes to rant about stuff while you're just there listening to him speak gibberish.

, Glares at anybody who shit talks you and sends them to the cellar with a sheer look of dissapointment.

, SPIN HUGS WHEN YOU FINISH A CHALLENGE AND YOU WERENT FEELING GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF. HE PRAISES YOU SO MUCH. RAHH.

, When your sad he takes you to your room and your both just cuddling while your sleeping and under big fat soft blankets and he plays with your hair.

" How dare you criticize my dearest you li-"

Likes + Reblogs are appreciated.

i spent 2 hours on this bitch smh

[otrtbs]

I have the craziest idea. How about instead of being rude and disrespectful to all the nice people that provide us with content we love for our niche lil fandom (you know…the ones that provide us with FREE fanart and fanfics?) we instead THANK THEM for being lovely human beings for giving us all this free stuff and if we disagree with or don’t like a fic or piece of art we move on without being shitty about it?

also guess what? If you don’t like a ship in a fic…there are filters. If you don’t like a trope in a fic…there are filters. YOU DON’T HAVE TO READ IT. Nobody is holding a gun to ur head (like Evan and Barty when Reggie interviewed James) and saying you will only live if you read a fic you don’t like the whole way through and then post ur horrible opinion online.

smh why are people like this???

Anyway…thanks sm for ahb I absolutely loved it and it’s the reason I want to do art history a level <333.

hi !!! love you!!! <333

the thing is the person who made that tiktok makes art for the marauders fandom ??? like genuinely where is the disconnect there?? what if ppl started making videos just ripping their art to shreds ??? they’re just a creative bashing other fandom creatives for some tiktok likes and engagement. truly vile behavior.

and it’s open season in that comment section. fandom is supposed to feel like a loving or supportive community and those fuckwads are content to make it as hateful and divisive as possible as long as they get a few tiktok likes from it. pathetic!

also it’s not a “you’re just mad ppl hate ur favorite fics/something u wrote” issue. bc no one is saying that. nothing is going to be universally agreed upon. like not everything is everyone’s cup of tea. it’s how you move on and talk about the things you enjoy instead of the ones you hate that make fandom a place for experimenting and make it an encouraging creative place. like grow up. talk about your issues w fics privately w friends. blasting it on the internet is just so fucking loserly.

N E WAYZ please let me know how your a levels go and thank you for being so sweet !! xx

[kyuteflesh]

soap / f!reader

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heyyy no motivation to write for a fat minute but i’ve been on my mw3 grind so it’s coming back slowly. yippeee! i 🩷 mean soap. all i think about.

⚠️: smut, mdni +18!! degradation, he’s just rude, u have no self respect smh

johnny was well aware of the chokehold he had you in. this means he didn’t really care about how shitty he was to you. you were just some dumb cunt to put his dick in whenever he had no other resort

you weren’t really his type anyway. there were plenty of other girls he found far more attractive.

you were aware of that however decided not to acknowledge it in hopes that the sex would be good enough to win him over entirely.

“yer outta your mind, yknow?” soap muttered under his breath, more focused on your body than your face

he was standing over you while you sat on the bed in front of him, your legs slightly parted as he lazily palmed both your naked chest and his naked crotch.

you nodded reluctantly and started to reach your hand out in attempts to help him but he just smacked it away with disgust.

“nah, i think we’ll just skip that for tonight.”

at a loss for words, you looked away in shame.

“sorry..”

rolling his eyes, he laid you down and placed you further back on the bed.

“you should be sorry. when will you understand that you mean nothing to me? is it not obvious?”

“how could i think that when we’re fucking every other week?”

“stupid whores these days i swear to god.” he laughed. attempting to shove himself inside of you without any preparation. “ah!- slower, it hurts..” you pressed your hands against his chest.

“i truly could care less. you’re lucky i even bother with you.” despite his cruel words, he pulled himself out and spit on your cunt, prepping you with his fingers. “there, ya happy?” he scoffed before returning his tip back to your entrance.

it wasn’t as painful as before. the feeling of pleasure was far more stronger, his thick cock stretching out your neglected sex.

john dipped his head down to the crook of your neck. the way your walls clenched tightly aound him with every deep thrust was absolutely criminal.

quickies with soap was the norm. he didn’t wanna stay for any longer than he had to. doing business promptly and leaving.

you both were close to climax. your breaths were shallow compared to his— ragged and uneven.

“please can i..?” you don’t even know why you bothered asking. this completely ruined it. soap pulled out, chasing only his own euphoria. with a few harsh jerks, he was cumming all over your stomach, a few spurts hitting your lips. “don’t ask me for nothin’. i don’t do favors for nasty cum dumps.” he scoffed, tucking himself away for the next (lord knows how long). all you could do was lay there with a sad look of pity for yourself.

you could hear him open your door. before leaving, he glanced back at you with furrowed brows. “and wipe that off your face. can’t have anyone else knowing how much of a slut you are. they might steal you away from me, ey?”

[underworld-park-offical]

What the FREAK!!!

Literally get out of there smh my head

-Craig_The_Real_Tucker

Yes of course!! You're so stunning Holly!! If you'd like to come over and paint each others nails I'd be more than happy too!! <333

Also your fashion sense is DIVINE, people could learn a thing or two from you!

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Finally, a bloke with fucking common sense. Truly so hard to find these days.

-Pip P.

My word! Please do not resort to such drastic measures!

I'm sorry to disappoint you but my answer still remains the same, It is a firm NO, if you cannot respect my wishes than I will no longer answer your asks.

I apologize for being so direct, but I feel as if It must be done.

With love,

Estella.

Didn't she tell you no? I'm sorry but I have to respect her wishes, I love her too much to do this to her (platonically, of course). But I mean.... I'm not opposed to getting a partner... (just... you know... throwing that out there...)

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

WHAT TEHD FFJUXCK WHERED YOU GET THAT YORUEE A SPY YOURE ASPY LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT PAYIENG MY TAGCES

-Stan

Oh you poor thing!

Why yes of course! I love collaborating with my fans! They've all been such lovely people, as long as you're okay with me doing your makeup/being on video in general, I'd happily collab! Just let me know where and when

-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd

Literally what the FREAK!!! It's been X for like... a month??? Maybe more?? Smh my fucking head

Hey Anon,

I've got to say, your recent comment about my hair was seriously uncalled for. "Ugly"? Really?

I'm all for expressing opinions, but let's try to keep it real here – your choice of words was downright rude and offensive. It's my hair, not yours, and I don't recall asking for your unsolicited critique.

If you've got an issue or if my hair somehow offends your delicate sensibilities, how about expressing it like a decent human being instead of resorting to insults? It's infuriating to think that someone I know can be so insensitive.

Next time you feel the urge to be brutally honest, maybe take a moment to consider how it might feel on the receiving end. Constructive criticism is one thing, but your comment was just plain mean.

Not impressed,

Blue_Haired_Cartman

That's okay, everyone's entitled to their own opinion,

but it doesn't mean that opinion is correct :)

[egg-emperor]

Been replaying the two All Stars Racing games and went back to gather and admire the Eggman in tank art from the Transformed special in Archie. (If only there was art of him in the Egg Monster too! 💜)

He always enjoys making a big entrance, jumping in and stealing the spotlight

because he's the real star and he knows it! 💜⭐✨

And he doesn't care that people hate him being around, he loves disrupting their fun with his maniacal deviousness 💕

A favorite thing about him in any spin-off like racing, Olympics, etc is that he's not meeting up with Sonic and co to be pals and forget about fighting for a while and have a fun time racing or anything. He always still has the motive to cause trouble, take over, or just be an asshole and ruin everyone else's fun in it lol

The drive and joy and determination that he has for it never dies! His beautiful evil dreams truly influence everything he does and he'll always seize the opportunity to wreak havoc and get what he wants. Transformed doesn't have a story but I love how they put the same motives as always to Eggman in its Archie special.

With him just being like "I'm worth WAY more than a trophy, I deserve to own all of your worlds as my prize!"

I love him coming in and ruining this casual event by bringing in such drama and high stakes in true Eggman fashion hehe. Too bad Sonic hates real fun smh

But that's never enough to rain on his parade or dwindle the motivation and passion he has to have a blast messing things up for everyone else and claiming victory and conquest.

And he looks so handsome while doing it! 🥰

And of course he won't play fair. He enjoys being a menace and rudely shoving them out of the way and being like whoops teehee

He's like "Look at these losers playing fair smh" and brings in some real excitement with MISSILES! 😈

I like the "those damn kids" moment with him for being one of the old man on the track that gets targeted by lil kids and teens

No respect for the elderly that just wants to destroy them all and take over their worlds ugh, the nerve XD

But it's fine because when all else fails he just can bomb the track!

He just loves being an evil asshole and ruining everyone's fun, I love him so much 💜💕💖💗

[drawthething]

Welcome to DTT's gallery of useless text posts because I'm in the post-exam mood and bored!Today we shall discuss about:

"Obvious ways to NOT get scammed when opening commissions"

Now if you're a smart and capable human who's already so good at being an adult then you might not need these advices. But if you're kinda gullible and young and eat instant noodles for dinner sometimes like me, this post might be for you!

1. "You're up for commissions? DM me!"

See, these jerks probably follow the #commission tag on insta to find their easy target. You have the comm sheet right there clear as daylight and they STILL ask this thing in your post's comments. And they don't even want to DM you, YOU DM THEM! Absolutely horrible commission etiquette! I think it's best to ignore these comments even if you're not sure about their intentions.

2. Random acc with 2 posts and 200+ followers casually walks up to your DMs and says: "Will you draw my pet for 200$??"

Suuuper basic tactics for scammers to initiate their hustle. They're just soooo basic and soooo boring they can't come up with anything else for you to draw they HAVE to be like "I don't give a damn about what you usually do or what weird fandom hyperfixation pills you're on but here's an easy-to come-up-with art idea!". And a fricking fortune for pets portraits?? Come on.

Yes, check the account too if you smell something fishy. Even if it's profile is an innocent old looking lady who seems really rude at texting for some reasons, it's worth being cautious about.

3. "Aww man something's wrong with your PayPal link, can you send me your email name instead?"

Now of course I'm not saying everyone who wants a pet drawing is a scammer. If you're still unsure or see nothing suspicious about the client, feel free to continue the conversation!

But oh noooo, every damn time they seem to have some fricking issue with your PayPal link! They DEMAND to know your email! Or offer to send the payment in some really vague foreign way. Alrighty, no big deal yet, it's not like they want to know your Roblox password or GG search history right? Let's see what might happen next!

4. Nope, no payment sent, but oooo, new email! So fun, let's check!

BAM! An "official" mail from PayPal. Some weird issue occurred and *inserts bullcrap explanation* now you have to like, send them back 500$ out of nowhere! Wait, what?!

Calm down, don't do anything yet (even if the "client" is so rudely pressuring you cuz you 'own' them cash now) Go through everything as thorough like it's your life crisis and notice that this email has an embarrassing typo! Perhaps... this is not a PayPal mail? Well no crap! You know exactly who sent it you silly goose! Plus these losers do be using ugly ass fonts amirite? Smh.

5. They're so obviously not interested in your art

Some of these bastards are just so vague about what they want for their art, you know? Instead of going on and on about the details, like do they want it coloured or not, what the artstyle is, yada yada bla bla bla, all they're excited about is getting to the payment part! The fun part of the hustle, yayyyy!! Oh and they're oddly rude and distant in the way they talk sometimes. Unacceptable even for scammers! If you want my money at least be nice!

6. So what do you do with these guys?

Block, delete, report and run!! And if you're still mad at them for lying to you, don't forget to tell those mfs to get a life instead of trying to scam someone who already knows how to make terrible financial decisions!! (it's me, I'm someone)

Pls remember though, don't jump to conclusions early yet. Now you don't want to accidentally block an innocent respectful person, do you? Trust your instincts!

Aaaaand that's all I have! Thank you for reading this nonsense, you truly are a delight! Please be safe, be cautious and be a decent human being who don't try to scam people!

Love ♥️

[mememanufactorum]

Things my friends have said out of context (October 2023 edition)

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Can I have nice updates IRL?

Because I'm thriving and dying at the same time.

Jamming out to Devil Trigger and then rudely interrupted, SMH.

He's a rebel, he'll drive unsafe.

Natural mind reader, check.

I like to PRESENT as a himbo.

I'm not fit enough to be a himbo. I'm more of a hobo.

I want to relive my moment of stunning God in the face with electricity.

I dreamt there was a Denny's parking lot stage in Tekken.

Sue for emotional damage.

Show off them buns.

I'm a winner.

I have the Filipino card.

QUOTE ME CORRECTLY THEN.

France is fictional.

Don't worry about the fact that manga exists in 1462.

It's so nihilistic that people who are nihilistic are optimistic in comparison.

For now all you're going to be worried about is why home is on fire and why am I playing a Pokemon game where the Pokemon steal my shit and tell me to fuck off and die.

How does that NOT look like peanut butter to you?

You see the boy lacks something we in the business like to call common sense.

Truly, Thomas the Tank Engine was camouflaged.

Man if this is brand new then the sidewalk condom is used – like new.

IF THE HUMANS CAN'T HAVE IT THEN YOU GRAY FUCKERS DEFINITELY CAN'T HAVE IT.

THERE CAN'T BE A RECOVERY AS LONG AS A SINGLE ANT EXISTS ON THIS PLANET.

They're doing caveman trigonometry to figure out how to stuff the mattress in the truck.

My back is in shambles and I still have more work to do.

WE MUST RETURN TO PROTOZOA.

[sttoru]

to the 😶 anon i just wanted to say that you are so so strong for everything that you're going through and don't listen to the speech therapist !! ik they're technically qualified but a good therapist (speech or not) would never give up on their client or at the very least refer them to someone more qualified and trained.

i'm absolutely appalled and disgusted by their unprofessional behaviour, and please don't let them make you feel disheartened or like you'll never be able to speak again. i really and truly believe you can and you will no matter what, no one is beyond helping and that's the first thing we learn as psychologists/therapists.

trauma responses are incredibly tricky, especially ones like selective mutism. but if you haven't already i'd recommend seeing a psychotherapist alongside a new and better speech therapist. i'm not exactly sure how speech therapy works where you're based, but from what i know they're not specialised in dealing with the more psychological aspects of it, like with it being a result of trauma.

if you work to unpack the underlying cause of it first it could prove to be a lot more useful than just speech therapy alone. honestly from experience cbt does wonders and i'd highly recommend finding a good and qualified psychotherapist that specialises in ptsd/trauma responses. maybe put the speech therapy on pause for now and recuperate and when you're ready and comfortable look for a psychotherapist.

working at your own pace is so incredibly important and know that it doesn't matter how long you take, the road to recovery is a process that can't be rushed and a small improvement is still improvement!! even going back a couple steps is essential to progress and healing so please don't feel like it's not possible. it absolutely is and it's well within your reach.

i know i'm just a stranger on the internet but i really and truly believe you can do this and you've got this. i am so so proud of you for everything you've endured and i really hope that you report that speech therapist to their board or something. genuinely disgusting behaviour tbh i cannot believe it.

anyways i hope you feel better really soon and don't lose hope !! wishing you all the best forever and always <33

(also wishing you the best my lovely and i hope you're doing well too !! i hope you don't mind me sending such a long ask but as someone who's training to be a clinical psychologist (hopefully god willing) it genuinely fills me with such rage when i see rude therapists. you studied for so long and chose that occupation yourself how dare you treat clients/patients that way smh. anyways sending you all my love <33)

awwwww, its rlly nice of u to send such an encouraging message to the anon <3 you have a heart of gold 😽

i hope they read this and understand that what their previous therapist has said, was bullshit. finding a good therapist or psychologist, who’s certified to treat such cases, is so important and i hope they find that person. everyone deserves a chance for proper treatment !

thank you for speaking up and i bet its 100% appreciated ^_^ inshallah you’ll become the clinical psychologist you desire to be x and i’m sure you will bcs u r a sweetheart mwah

[antlerqueer]

Hey!! First of all I love your blog. I wish to read more of your thoughts about Yellowjackets. Now to the questions: Any ideas on how to get screen accurate clothes or simillar and a dupe of Jackie's necklace? Tiffany I am sorry but I do not have 5000$ for you! And Who is your favorite Yellowjacket, wy, what you like& dislike about her. Happy New Year!!!!

I think a lot of the clothes you could probably thrift! Like Jackie's blue & white striped sweater is pretty basic, like Old Navy or The Gap (smh Mrs. Taylor would never shop Old Navy). This site has all of the actuals, but costume budgets are usually much higher than the average person could afford.

For Shauna's flannels, you could find some at Target or Kohl's or if you're feeling like you want to spend some dollars probably Levi's and Madewell. Truly no clue where Miss Charlotte Matthews gets all of her kaftans, I don't know if TJ Maxx has those for her to steal.

For Jackie's necklace, Ebay has a bunch of less-than-5k ones (the link takes you right to the search), and there's some on Etsy as well. Looks like the silver ones are much more affordable than Jackie's gold. This one looks like a good gold dupe for approx $140 though!

As for my favorite character...... honestly that's gonna have to go under the cut I've got so much to say always!!

Both teen and adults, I love Tai and Shauna. (I prefer teen!Natalie to adult!Natalie bc I love drama, and I prefer adult!Misty to teen!Misty because adult!Misty has intention. It's not good, but it is intention lmao)

What I love about Tai and Shauna is how their journeys into adulthood are basically complete opposites but also exactly the same: selfish. Tai went "back to normal" so to speak, going to her school of choice, becoming a lawyer, dating lots of beautiful women (her words!) where Shauna just... gave up. She shrunk herself further.

And you'd think after all Shauna did, she wouldn't want to shrink into someone's shadow anymore. However, as we learn in the teen timeline, if there's a single thing that Shauna wants (Jackie, Javi's safety, safe birth) she will not receive it. In fact, it will backfire so badly and it will all be her fault. So she simply "decides" she doesn't want anything else than what she has. I don't even know if she truly loves Jeff the way Jeff loves her.

The way she explodes when she finally does let go, too, is bonkers. She is so full of rage but doesn't permit herself to experience it because, y'know, anger begets death. And she proves it to herself! She literally proves it to herself when she kills Adam! She's like... damn, can't feel anything lest I commit atrocities!!

Just love to see people repress their shit and then go absolutely batshit when they realize they can't keep doing it anymore.

Also why I love Taissa, who has gone head-first into her ambitions with no regard for the others. She said "yeah, I love my wife, but I will not listen to her when she asks me to give up my ambitions for the sake of our family. I will tell her I will, but y'know what? I changed my mind!"

As we learn more about Taissa, probably in season 3, I want to see more of how the relationship with Van devolved in their young adulthood or at least get the gist of it. Because, in my headcanon, I feel like Tai wanted Van to fit into her group and would do things that would actually be so rude "just for tonight" to make Van more aligned with how she saw her future. She probably wanted Van to dress nicer, look more put-together, show up and be "normal" in front of her colleagues. (Because I'm sure that's how she saw her college peers - as colleagues instead of classmates.) I say this with affection, of course, because while I do think that's super selfish I also get why she wants to have so much control. She has no control when Other Tai shows up, so she needs to regain as much as possible.

I wanted to see a bit more conflict between Tai and Van over Lottie, but there's plenty of time for that in the adult timeline now. But I did want to see teen!Tai get pissed about Van being soo into the Lottie stuff. Maybe we will next season? I don't know, probably not, I don't see it fitting into the timeline. I generally wish we got more of Tai in season 2 but I understand the writers had to get Natalie stuff done to align her death with the crowning.

I love Tai because she's unintentionally like... the prime competition for Jackie in the ways that Jackie is insecure. She is so confident within herself, she doesn't need to be aligned with her peers, she's fine going against the pack when she thinks she's in the right. Tai is so unapologetic in who she is, which is refreshing to see for a lesbian in the 90s on tv. She uses the "freedom" of the wilderness to embrace herself and drop the performance she had going on in the real world. And while we don't know much about her life pre-crash, if it's anything like her life post-survival, she must have put on a hell of a show. Because we see her perform femininity in public for the sake of her job, and we can see how she uses it to gain access to the world that otherwise would not be kind to her.

I could go on and on these ladies are sooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[impishtubist]

what’s your hot take on how hot takes are actually mean and rude and scaring people off from the fandom and nobody likes mean people actually!!!

LMAO okay listen. Hot takes are fun, y'know? No one understands the art of kvetching these days, smh. Also, none of my hot takes are tagged, so if you see one you don't like, that's on you for seeking it out. It's not rude if you're keeping your opinions on your own blog! If people are scared off by other people's opinions, that's their own problem!

Also, I like to be mysterious. Do I actually hate Remus Lupin? Do I truly think that Sirius is better off with someone else? My blog says one thing but my fics on AO3 say another. You decide! I like to keep you all on your toes!

[heavenssexiestangel]

20, 29, 36, 49!

Hi Cara <3 This is going to be a long post lmao So I am putting it under a "read more", but feel free to send me more Get To Know Your Fic Writer Asks

20. Have you noticed any patterns in your fics? Words/expressions that appear a lot, themes, common settings, etc?

Uhm. I noticed that I tend to set the mood of a scene through the weather or time of day - for example, if it's an especially romantic or sweet scene, at least lately, it tends to be set under the light of the moon.

Regarding themes - I hope, because truly I am trying to put it in, that people notice the fact I try to give the characters Hope, and I try to make them fall in love with the World again after them experiencing traumatic things and mental illnesses (of course, mental illnesses don't heal that easily and I KNOW, because I'm mentally ill). This is a very personal theme, as, like, you know, and also my other friends know. I am trying to love life, I am trying so fucking hard to find Hope again. So far, no good luck but... you know. I am trying.

Furthermore, another theme that I try to make people pick up on is Love as a Choice. I wrote a whole ass one-shot about it but lmao. It's in the other stuff too, you feel?

And so I am asking you, and my other readers, did you pick up on any other themes in my works? Even some that I may be putting in unconsciously?

29. What’s your revision or editing process like?

I know it seems to be a good "no-no" among writers, but I do edit as I write. Mostly, I write something, and then if I make a little pause between sessions, even five minutes, I re-read what I wrote before continuing and add to it. It has always worked well for me, and I'm not going to stop. When I think I'm done with the fic/chapter, I give it another re-read, and then it's off to a Beta Reader. After the Beta's done their magic, I go through it and fix stuff. Surprisingly (at least for me) it's very rare for the Beta (whoever that is in that moment) to tell me to fix whole phrases (it's happened before, but like... it's really rare). Usually, it's just grammar mistakes due to English not being my first language. Always surprised people actually like my writing smh.

36. How do you write kissing scenes?

I always try to visualize my scenes, all of them. It's like a movie in my head. I set the scene, the lighting, the mood, the feelings the characters are experiencing. I often ask myself: does the POV character feel something? Do they taste something? Is it familiar, wrong, awkward, does it excite them? I have basically no experience with kissing, especially willing kissing, but I try to make the reader feel with the character is feeling instead of, like, just making tongues swirl.

49. Do you ever get rude reviews and how do you deal with them?

I actually used to, on my old blog and in DMs. I didn't really enjoy those, and I used to react badly esp because like, they were VERY rude. Now, I barely get reviews at all, but they're pretty much all positive. I think it's because my writing has improved a lot, to be honest, but also because I know most of the people that read my stuff (we're all in Rare Pair Hell) and they have a very "if you don't like it, you don't say that to the writer" mentality which I appreciate. My stuff is there for free, you're not spending money on it, so...

[i-am-distressed]

I am truly deeply sorry for calling you zap😔I should've checked with you first to make sure you were made of lightning😩

Have this picture I got from hoyolab as an apology😔

QUI STOP IM ON THE FLOOR- that was so rude of u qui how could u not ask smh😔😔😔

I cant even lie childe makes such a convincing chuuya that took me a MINUTE. This slay art has righted ur wrong bestie😩😩

[evanpetersbuttocks]

I dunno what’s up with evansteapot but I remember they blocked me after I sent them ask from my main (not rude, hate ask. Just regular one which also respected their rules too smh). My point is dw, your blog is the best one Evan related 🤍 keep up with the good job!

when i was not yet an account that posts memes and opinions, she blocked me too. twice. once just for the fact that i went to her blog, didn’t even say smth, the second - when i said that we do not know evan so closely and he is a stranger to us. a respected person, of course, he is a very cool actor, he’s not seem like a bad person (and no one says that he is bad), and i’m truly love him (if we can say so), but still a stranger with his own thoughts. and i didn’t say anything awful, i’m always watching my mouth, every time

what can i say, i appreciate that she talks about me, more people will find me and see that it’s calm blog where everyone respect each other and aren’t blocked for opinion

thank you very much for you support, my dear