#That's really funny

[ssspringroll]

You know the tetris effect? Where if you play too much tetris you start to see tetris games when you close your eyes?

I'm seeing blender vertices when I close my eyes

[theelmoarchive]

When it's exam time but you're too busy studying the history of the byler tag

[amethyst-halo]

idea: rootspring confessed first but not before shadowsught tried. and by that i mean shadowsight ran up to rootspring and said “rootspring i really like you do you want to maybe possibly try being mates its fine if not its totally cool” only for ‘rootspring’ to turn around and it turns out its tree

ASJDHJKSHDHSJDJKSDJFH???

[joeys-piano]

Nothing beats the feeling of squishing a 223 worded summary into AO3's summary box character limit, and getting the vibes just right for your fic.

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The 104th ceremony went on without a hitch.

The principal did his part. Then the faculty, one by one. The student leaders. A comedian—he wasn’t funny, but people laughed. And Sasaki couldn’t tell you if he laughed the hardest of them all, or if he was laughing out of sympathy. Or as an atheist at the altar. Caught in service, and all that, and the chapel is a gym and the twenty pews on either side were rows of metal numbing asses. While sitting here, laughing. Clapping loudly where he needs to. Listening, or so he looked. Knew exactly where to nod. And where to stand. When to shout. Counted the molars in his mouth, staring upwards to the ceiling.

Because he had to (that was all).

Between the speeches. Celebration. The rites. Traditions. The yawn-inducing, nap-producing twenty seconds in applause. But not for the end of it, at least for now. The ceremony had a song at ten-thirty on the spot, and there were still people with a lot to say. So he counts on—he continues—and ignores the clock face looming down like a lion in the face of a liar as Sasaki prattles on. And counts the moment all of this is over, whether he’s decided if it’s all his fault. Or if somehow it doesn’t matter with everyone behind his back.

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[phantomoftheshoppera]

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

[woodsteingirl]

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

[spitblaze]

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not that old. thats just man yaoi

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[beebfreeb]

[glitch-frog]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad