#The Jerk Dimension

[tinfoil-jones]

Behold the first questionably-canonical appearance of Ford-ΝνΑα17, or the Ford from the Jerk Dimension.

Oh hey we're dropping aus on Dr. Pines? Oh boy!

*dumps Jerk Ford on your dimension*

Have fun~~!!

[A portal opens and Ford falls through]

... Jerk Ford?

I am NOT the Jerk Ford you're thinking of! I am Ford from the Jerk Dimension! Send me back!

Ah, my apologies. My communications tend to do that to random variants of me and my family for some reason.

I understand. Though I would like to go home now, please.

[They both stare at the still open portal. Jerk Dimension Ford enters and the portal closes]

(ooc- thanks @tinfoil-jones )

[tinfoil-jones]

Quick question idk if anyone has asked this but is Jerk Ford from the Jerk dimension part of the hate Jerk Ford fan club?

Because with the amount of mix up Jerk ford from

jerk dimension and Jerk Ford with Teacher Stan, has me thinking Jerk Ford from Jerk Dimension at least has some sort of grudge with Jerk Ford.

Would the Jerk Ford hate club even accept him though? Because he also named Jerk Ford?

Does he have his own fanclub? Or has a kickstarter to take Jerk Ford from non jerk dimension down?

For those who are new to this AU, or have forgotten: Jerk Ford is sometimes mixed up with the Ford from The Jerk Dimension.

The Jerk Dimension is just the common name for Dimension-ΝνΑα17 (NU-nu-ALPHA-alpha-Seventeen). It's like how Lottocron-9 is known as "The Gambling Dimension". Contrary to what you might think by just hearing the name, the Jerk Dimension is not a dimension where everyone and their grandma is a jerk. In the Jerk Dimension, everything is the same as canon, the only difference is that the beef jerky isn't expensive.

If Jerk Ford (who is from Dimension-PJC311) is sometimes mixed up for the Ford from The Jerk Dimension (Ford-ΝνΑα17), that must mean the reverse is true. And in this case, yes. The other 'Jerk Ford', is often mistaken for his much more notorious counterpart, who is hunted for sport on a multiversal scale. Depending on how much this guy likes being alive and not being chased by angry mobs, he'd most likely go by his proper designation, Ford-ΝνΑα17, instead of the shorthand nickname.

Jerk Ford has met Ford-ΝνΑα17, but maintains the stance that "He is a pansy-ass bitch." However, considering he has said the same thing about multiple people and entities including portaled Stanley's who dedicate their life to hunting and killing Fords, it's anyone's guess how true or untrue that actually is.

I never put too much thought into him other than that TBH, but I do think The Ford Hate Club would accept him as long as he doesn't sympathize with Jerk Ford.

If anyone else wants to take a crack at Ford-ΝνΑα17 and how he feels about being mistaken for Jerk Ford be my guest.

[starlight-eclipsed]

Candid photos never turn out well.

It's happening, everyone! We've made it to the end :D...kind of.

Legato's new outfit (+ annotations) under the cut ^-^

[crypticmushroom]

Haven‘t posted in awhile so have some doodles and fanart for the Jerk Ford au and kinda one for science time with Dr Pine except Ford got turned into a puppet and is living his worst nightmare right now lol.

[emptyjunior]

What if we talked more about this

What if we honed in and analysed and really focused on this

[feelingtheaster99]

I’m rewatching Fantasy High and Fabian’s responses to The Hangman during their season one interactions are some of my favorite moments:

“Yes, yes, in due time, Bike. Now, to the ice cream shoppe!”

“BIKE! Hangman! No! No, we don’t talk about women in that way! … but she is rather cute”

“Well, I mean just make sure on the yellows, like just push through.”

[thinkanamelater]

*banging my hands on the table* Where! Is! Dave!!

[frogs-and-books]

idk what you expected when your first and only post was telling the fandom they can’t do whatever they want forever and treating it as some sort of psyop misinformation campaign + putting one identity above all others. grow up! word of god is not real!

watching all these people in your asks jerk you off is honestly embarrassing

I literally said that multiple times, you can have whatever headcanons you want. All I said was that Riz isn't canonically Aromantic, which is a fact. I saw some people saying he was canonically aromantic, and I was trying to clear up misinformation. The word of God thing is also just your opinion. I think that word of God statements are canon, and you don't. That's just a difference in perspective.

I don't care what you do as long as you respect others. Please read my posts again. I say over and over and over that all interpretations people have are valid and that I completely support people reading him as Aromantic. The only thing I said is that there is more than one interpretation to the character.

I'm sick of people saying i'm a bad person or an aphobe because I said to respect other people's headcanons.

[nimmo-tube-cheese]

I sat down and explained the entirety both Meridell and Darigan plots to my brother and when I was done he just stared at me like this

Up until now he thought Neopets was just playing Flash games and making your pets eat boogers and poop.

[bonemeal12]

I dont want to SKETCH ANYMORE I DONT WANT TO PAINT I WANT TO SEE WHAT EDWARD ELRIC DOES IN GERMAAANNNYYYYYY

[pucaantaibhse]

The contrast and the parallels between Tula in the preview for next week’s episode confronting Ava for trying to blame the family instead of letting herself feel sad, and her getting mad at Lila for suggesting that that she’s mad at Geoffrey for dying… it’s delicious.

[tinfoil-jones]

Jerk Ford AU: They Hate Each Other

Gift for @mistertiberius / @nowimjustastranger:

[Art by @dimonds456]

Come on guys they're clearly not friends. They have begrudging professional respect (disrespect in Jerk Fords case because he's never respected anything in his entire life) at best, and hate each others guts at worse but don't have legitimate excuses to kill (Watchdog Ford), or emotionally destroy (Jerk Ford) the other one.

It's not like they have a borderline parasitic bromance that they deny brazenly in the face of all evidence.

Transcript and dedications below:

[1st Panel]

Watchdog and Jerk: We're not friends. *as they're seated next to each in O'Sadlys while surrounded by empty seating*

[2nd Panel]

Watchdog and Jerk: We're not friends. *waiting in line at the Annual Friendship Convention*

[3rd Panel]

Watchdog and Jerk: We're not friends. *while sitting directly next to each other on the couch with an empty spot on their other side*

[4th Panel]

Lee, Anti Ford, and The Archivist: *stressed out and chain smoking because they're sick of those twos shit*

[Watchdog Ford and Lee-77/H by @nowimjustastranger.

The Archivist by @tearosepedall.

Anti Ford's design based off of the design by @zombiedeers

My first ask about the StCMO AU: Here

Tibby's first ask about the Jerk Ford AU: Here]

[20dimensionsoftangerine]

What’s your favorite symbolism you’ve used in the Propery Of series?

Oh oh oh! Definitely the spray bottle Riz and Aelwyn use on Adaine

Firstly, because it is a silly goof and the funniest things should also be the deepest to me

And because it represents Aelwyn and Riz's genuine care for Adaine but also their hypocrisy in that care.

They DO want to help her and they want to help her in a way that they know it'll respond to, despite how weird it seems for them. (Well, Riz, at least. Aelwyn is her own brand of weird).

But the act is also just punishing behaviors they, personally, don't want to see. There's no meeting halfway or attempting to understand, there's just redirecting things they interpret as harmful (in a playful way, but still)

This really comes together in one of my favorite scenes so far; where Riz dumps the whole bottle on Adaine's head.

Adaine tells Riz she did something to hurt him because she felt like she couldn't handle the outright rejection asking would have risked. But instead of trying to figure out why this is SO important to her Riz just wants to stop the behavior at the end result, not the source.

But he ALSO cares. Because he knows getting traditionally angry might just make things worse. And he dumps the whole thing out, because he's done trying to control her like that and won't use it again.

[yatgb]

Finished little nightmares 2. Still firm in my belief that six did nothing wrong and dropping mono was definitely on purpose but not out of malice

[thinkanamelater]

Listen i know he's an asshole and all but uh. Dave Balt can get it idc

[insertive-not-assertive]

the basic plot i had for my orange lantern s/i a couple years ago was that scarab is from an alt dimension where he killed larfleeze for his lantern. and. now hes found a portal to uhh earth fucking whatever current universe and hes delighted to see another larfleeze here.

oho what if i kill this one too? two lanterns! surely the green lantern wont kick my ass back to my own universe! basic plot.