#The Two Live Crew Job

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

The Many Flirting Styles of Eliot Spencer

Leverage 1x1- “The Nigerian Job”

Leverage 1x9- “The Stork Job”

Leverage 1x11- “The 12 Step Job”

Leverage 1x12- “The First David Job”

Leverage 1x13- “The Second David Job”

Leverage 2x2- “The Top Hat Job”

Leverage 2x7- “The Two Live Crew Job”

Leverage 2x10- “The Runway Job”

Leverage 3x4- “The Scheherazade Job”

Leverage 3x5- “The Double-Blind Job”

Leverage 3x6- “The Studio Job”

Leverage 3x11- “The Rashomon Job”

Leverage 3x11- “The Ho, Ho, Ho Job”

Leverage 4x8- “The Boiler Room Job”

Leverage 4x9- “The Cross my Heart Job”

Leverage 4x11- “The Experimental Job”

Leverage 4x14- “The Boys' Night Out Job”

Leverage 4x15- “The Lonely Hearts Job”

Leverage 5x6- “The D.B. Cooper Job”

Leverage 5x11- “The Low Low Price Job”

Leverage 5x14- “The Toy Job”

Leverage: Redemption 1x7- “The Double-Edged Sword Job”

Leverage: Redemption 1x8- “The Mastermind Job”

Leverage: Redemption 1x12- “The Golf Job”

Leverage: Redemption 3x2- “The Digital Frankenstein Job”

Leverage: Redemption 3x3- “The Scared Stiff Job”

[arretoskore]

Can we please appreciate how in the Two Live Crew Job everyone is on top their of their game, showing off and trying to match step by step their respective nemesis while Eliot and the other hitter are just. Flirting from the get go. Like. Not even trying

[bananaphone---t]

The only things that can defeat Eliot:

- RIZ (using their "Red Haze" drug)

- A carnival ride

- The occasional taser

- LESBIANS ("How was I supposed to know it was a lesbian bar?")

- Pipes

- Coffee (drugged)

[gnar-slabdash]

Hat Bracket Round 1A, Match 6: Exquisite Corpse v. It's A String.

Exquisite Corpse Episode: 2x07 The Two Live Crew Job Character: Sophie Devereaux, as Katherine Clive (Deceased) Propaganda: She literally climbed out of her own coffin and immediately put on this hat so she could be in proper mourning for herself. I love her so much. It’s A String. Episode: 1x10 The Juror #6 Job Character: Nate, as the Off-The-Grid Bicyclist Propaganda: I don’t understand why this is happening. And yet it DOES sell the character, so I guess…. Good job? Editor's Notes: 1. I guess it’s a Mastermind thing, Parker also wears string on her head. h/t @asphyxiatedredherring. 2. It is possible that this string psychically projects the image of a different hat to everyone who views it. h/t @wildfleurs

[crazyneutral]

I'm rewatching the Two Live Crew Job and oh my god I forgot how funny this episode is

Sophie at her own funeral, Parker's completely insane clubbing dress, the little 'tappity tap" on the lid of the coffin

Hardison and Parker and Nate and their supremely Offended faces when faced with their rivals, and meanwhile Elliot is just like "yeah fair play she's brilliant, I'd be worried about fighting her we're pretty evenly matched"

The inter cutting between the team's planning sessions

Also I've noticed, the outfits Mikel Dian (sp? Other hitter) actually do make sense with the scene. She's wearing heels and a short skirt because she's just doing recon, but later when she's set for a fight I don't think she's wearing heels

"I'm Nate Ford, I'm with the insurance agency, can j help you, sir?" DYING

[reinanova]

idk if y’all are aware of this (bcuz i wasn’t until recently) but there was a professional thief consultant for leverage named apollo and i found out today that apollo played himself the thief in the two live crew job??! i’m losing my mind over this, that just made me so happy to learn!!!

[nonuniqueindie]

Rewatching The Two Live Crew Job and I really really love the gender equality of Eliot taking off his shirt to ALSO fight in a slutty little tank top <3

[somestorythoughts]

"You saw other teams before us?"

Hardison and Eliot are having fun here.

Also given that they are nerds I'm assuming that in the small part of their brain not dedicated to how they're planning to kick each other's ass they are thinking all this showdown needs is a random tumbleweed blowing across the parking lot.

[amazzyblaze]

"The Two Live Crew Job" doodles

[actualshonenprotagonist]

Is anybody else way too distracted by Eliot's fight scene with the other hitter in The Two Live Crew Job? And the fucking Looks that the two of them exchange when the handcuffs came out? How did this show get away with being so gratuitously horny?

More importantly, why can't I find any fic for the two of them? Mikel Dayan is a work of art.

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage 2x7 - "The Two Live Crew Job"

[onyxbird]

"The Two Live Crew Job" thoughts after seeing yet another gifset of Christian Kane twirling props: They're lucky Chaos was trying to take out Sophie instead of Eliot, because if you tossed Eliot a bomb activated by rotation, he would get blown up immediately.

[strangeasf]

I'm rewatching The Two Live Crew Job and omfg how good everyone in leverage team looks

Also !!!Eliot and Parker!!!

[gnar-slabdash]

Hat Bracket Round 2A, Match 3: Old Timey Aviator Hat With Goggles v. Exquisite Corpse

Old Timey Aviator Hat With Goggles Episode: R 3x03 The Scared Stiff Job Character: Breanna, as The Coyote Propaganda: i love it, Maybe she can go steal Amelia Earhart. Editor's Note: This is the ONLY hat that was submitted twice! Submitted by: @Thieves-never-say-die (and Anonymous)

Exquisite Corpse Episode: 2x07 The Two Live Crew Job Character: Sophie Devereaux, as Katherine Clive (Deceased) Propaganda: She literally climbed out of her own coffin and immediately put on this hat so she could be in proper mourning for herself. I love her so much.

[jewishicequeen]

Watching Leverage and one of the guest characters speaks Hebrew and let me TELL you, you're not getting HALF her sass with their "speaks hebrew" subtitles bullshit-

[fourdiagnosesinatrenchcoat]

Ugh Eliot and his hitter counterpart on the Two Live Crew job are just unreasonably sexy together. I KNOW that Christian Kane has been credibly accused of workplace sexual harassment by multiple women and I KNOW that Noa Tishby is a fervent Zionist activist and apologist for the Israeli government but COME ON

Hand to hand combat and then trading scar stories are two of my biggest turn ons

Please give me more combatants to lovers fight scenes with bonus scar story swapping