The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all
Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?
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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
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uncle!osamu meets you for the first time at an ice cream shop on his weekly date with his niece. you’re in line together and his niece kept whispering about how you look like a princess. he encourages her to tell you herself.
uncle!osamu grins when his niece gets up the nerve to talk to you. you smile and crouch down to thank her for the compliment. you did look like a princess in that dress. he can’t help but add in his own compliment.
uncle!osamu invites you to sit at their table since you’re all alone. you agree and he makes sure to pay for your ice cream too. his niece keeps giggling and looking back and forth between the two of you before loudly whispering ‘i think you should take her on a date, she’s pretty.’
uncle!osamu cringes a little but quickly recovers when he sees your wide smile. he tells his niece to get back to her ice cream with a hand physically turning her head. she giggles even more. osamu makes sure to ask for your number when she’s distracted a few minutes later though
atsumu sakusa kuroo iwaizumi
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It's really tiring to see, when people are having discussions about Nettles and how integral her plot is, about how wrong with would be to give Rhaena that plot while ignoring/diminishing the one she originally had, about so many of the black characters are done dirty and disrespected in comparison to their treatment in the book (though they were white in the original text) to have all these necessary conversations, only to be met with responses "Oh, It's not bad/serious, you're just complaining/making things up" or about how grateful we should be to just have these characters, as we if don't have the right to critique how they are portrayed. Like, at this point, if you don't have anything of value to add to the conversation, then just stay out of it.
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OMG intersex Moonpaw with a cleft lip???
I just used it as an example because cleft lips and palates are a really good example of the quirks of bilateral symmetry, BUT I do actually have a cleft lip in BB LMAO
It's Lizardstripe because she got a glow up in BB, is one of the smartest and most competent background characters in the rewrite, and has an expanded friendship with both Bluestar and Yellowfang. I gave her a cleft lip because unironically it is such a cool feature and it deserves a million examples of positivity.
Her son Deerfoot also got it, he also got a glowup as a TigerClan rebel.
I should give it to more cats honestly... and more lip features in general. I love you people whose lips naturally curl above the teeth. I love you people with cleft lips, both severe and minor. I love you people who have had mouth surgery and have visible scars.
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