#The reason why some characters are missing... like why Funtime Freddy is the only one from the SL group-

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

I’m opening requests.

This always seemed like it would be fun to do, so I am. It’s just the basic x reader headcanons/scenarios/etc.

With how many characters there are, I’ve made a list for just who is requestable.

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FNaF 1: Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Golden Freddy.

FNaF 2: The Toys, RXQ/Shadow Bonnie, The Puppet, Withered Bonnie.

FNaF 3: Springtrap.

FNaF 4: Fredbear, Spring Bonnie, Plushtrap.

Sister Location: Funtime Freddy.

Pizza Sim: Scraptrap, Henry Emily, Lefty, Michael Afton, Molten Freddy.

Help Wanted: Glitchtrap.

Security Breach+Ruin: MXES, Vanny, The Glamrocks+Bonnie.

Fazbear Frights: Pittrap, Oswald.

Other/AU’s: (In Plain Sight) Vamptrap, Rabbit Invasion Springtrap.

With certain characters, such as the FNaF 1 group, among a few others, it’s just the AI’s. With Oswald, his requests will always be platonic.

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Rules:

•In a single request, the limit for requestable characters is three.•

•I will need an actual plot/idea for the request(s). If it’s just “MXES x Reader” I won’t have much to write, or anything at all.•

•I will not write anything that involves yandere or smut, don’t request that, or anything gross.•

[glamrockraybot]

(NOT A "<character> is a robot" POST)

Honestly my favourite current theory for fnaf is that the mimic (who is probably not burntrap but may be glitchtrap) is intending to recreate the events of the William Afton Era™️ to a T, as it was built to mimic by....someone? I mean someone had to build it right.

Anyway I'm gonna lightly explain my reasoning for each of these even though I'm sure most of you have already made these connections before

I mean, we all heard the Vanessa theories already yeah? Not even mentioning her visual similarities to Elizabeth, I think either her or Michael could fit. Both of them were loyal to their father at some point (I don't know why else Michael would go into the Sister location bunker) and they both played significant roles in the story. I think if this was the case I'd wager Vanessa was *supposed* to be Elizabeth, but after breaking free she became more like Michael and hellbent on destroying the glitchtrap virus for good (maybe with a little bit of fire). I could understand arguments for Glamrock Freddy being Michael (even aside from him *literally* being Michael) but I didn't include any of the glamrocks because they serve a narrative purpose already as animatronics.

Gregory is. Obvious. I mean with how similar they look its already sort of suspicious, though Gregory is a little bit more of a fighter than CC. They at the very least share a connection with bear robots. I could see an argument for Gregory being Michael (God is Michael just every character?) But for visual similarities alone I picked CC.

Cassie was theorized from day one to be Cassidy or Charlie or both. I personally learn more towards Charlie but because of Something in hw2 I may be more willing to accept her as the vengeful spirit. I know Charlie doesn't always equal green but Cassie does have specks of green throughout her design, and she seems to be a very kind and caring friend (maybe too kind). Roxy being protective over her near the end is, well, a loose connection to the security puppet but I thought I'd bring it up.

For cassidy I can see this since if Gregory is CC, obviously cassidy and him would most likely talk and maybe be friends. In the picture that is from the logbook which might be cassidy they share a similar hair style. Not identical but, similar. Though I miss Cassie's curly hair </3

Mimic is probably the most obvious connection. William is like. The only human murderer from the original story, so you know, if the mimic is trying to kill people it's safe to say they are probably mimicking him. Though clearly they are not above mimicking other people (Gregory) in order to do this, sort of like what I imagine the funtimes did. I don't necessarily think they are acting like they did in the books where they are just carrying out an order to disassemble mechs, because if they were WHYyyy the need to lure people down there? Hey man I don't think that person you tricked into climbing down here is an endoskeleton I think that's a fucking person. This seems much more malicious, something that would make sense if they based their actions off of a killer from the 80s.

Also I guess Cassie's dad is worth a mention, who may be a parallel with Henry Emily or even Charlie herself. I'm leaning more towards Henry but I could see a case for it. I guess he can always be Michael. Because as much as I like fan interpretations of him he's sort of. Just Like. There. You know to be a foil to his dad.

Anyway I hope this was interesting, or rage inducing. And no I don't like the idea of them being robots of the character ❤️

[void-sand-cat]

Are remnant and souls 100% the same thing? As in, could remnant be something that is produced by the ghosts possessing the animatronics, and not the souls themselves? Ok, I'm making no sense. Let me explain.

So, remnant = soul metal, not gonna contest that, I'm more so saying remnant =/= souls. A common understanding I see is that if something has remnant, it's haunted. I don't think that is necessarily the case, I think that it's like... I have a venn diagram to explain.

I have reasoning, don't worry. First, I feel it explains a few details and makes the endings of 3 & 6 more satisfying with the rest of the story, but I'll get to that. Second, I do have some proof, although it is mostly just bending the evidence to my desire... yeah, this is very much not scientifically sound.

Anyway, the only real information I know of that relates directly to remnant is the scooper diagram

It is generally accepted that this means that heating remnant destroys it permanently, but all this says is it might destroy its effects. Meaning it loses its ability to animate things.

What this idea makes me wonder is if the reason William keeps coming back is that he doesn't want to move on? The scooper's note simply says that heat may destroy the effects of remnant, but if remnant and souls are separate things (and we have no reason to think they're the same), and haunted objects produce remnant (as all the animatronics having remnant seems to suggest), then why would high temperature make the ghosts move on? Have we ever been given reason to believe heat affects souls?

Maybe the real way to make a soul move on, is to help it find peace, then burn the remnant... like fnaf 3's good ending.

If we assume the good ending is canon (because unless it was retconned, why wouldn't it be?), then the missing kids - who aren't theorized to still be around at all in the recent games - would have moved on, and their remnant destroyed, fully ending their story. A satisfying end for them, minus Cassidy, who stuck around, maybe going with William to keep track of him?

That idea assumes that the missing kids aren't in Ennard/Molten Freddy/the Funtimes, though. Simply because I don't think they are. I think their remnant is, William may have extracted some of it before destroying the OG band, or if there are kids who went missing in '87, maybe they're haunting the Funtimes? I don't know, I'm fairly certain the Funtimes are in no way haunted by the '85 kids. It just makes no sense logistically. Either way, that remnant is destroyed in the fnaf 6 fire, the kids are out of the game from now on.

Cool? Cool. Fnaf 6 fire, the big finale... well not really.

It is possible that fire does make a spirit move on. Which sounds super contradictory, but hear me out. Maybe the fnaf 6 fire made the spirits move on because they told it would, but it wasn't hot enough to destroy the remnant. That... makes the most sense here, I think. It would explain why we see versions of these characters, but they don't seem aware. It's because they're simply a remnant of them.

It's possible certain characters didn't move on (Mike, he had both a thermometer and experience with this, could have realized it wasn't hot enough), but I think most did. (I am neutral on the glammike theory, btw. Simply pointing out these two theories are not contradictory, I am unaware of any modern theory that would contradict this one (Glitchtrap is remnant & AI with this theory btw, we know remnant can affect humans so...))

This was meant to just be a silly headcanon I came up with to smooth out some issues that have been bothering me, but I've been writing this for an hour, and I have fully convinced myself, oh no.

[starsaver94]

Ok!

The Glamrocks base form's are. There. They exist. They're like a worse version of the Toy Animatronics, but even they had some aspects of personality or horror in their design to appreciate. The Glamrocks just. Feel like Steelwool's oc's they made for fun, if that makes sense? I hope it does. But, where my real gripes begin is with their broken forms.

So, I didn't really figure it out until recently, but, the reason I really don't like the Shattered Glamrocks is that their designs feel to tied to their gimmicks. We want Roxy's Eyes? Make her blind. We want Chica's Voicebox? Crush her and make her voice wonky. We want Monty's Claw's? Throw him off a high place and have him snap in half to steal his hands. There's no more creativity or thought put into it than that. Compared to FNaF 2 where Scott could kind of do whatever he wanted with the designs regardless of gameplay, and we got some of the most iconic designs in the entire FNaF franchise.

I mean, imagine if instead of just being shattered, they were truly and utterly wrecked. Imagine if Chica had literally been crushed into her self, parts of her body folding in and crumpling, allowing her to contort and twist her body in unique ways. What if instead of losing her eyes, the entire top of Roxy's head was torn off, and she tried to use spare parts and trash to make herself "beautiful" again, to obviously horrifying results. You could even give her an unnatural amount of eyes to compensate for going blind. Or what if being straight up Bisected, Monty's top half was just separated, but still functional and attached with wired and connected endo parts, almost as if his top and bottom were two separate entities. These are all just random ideas off the top of my head that are both more creative, AND allow for completely different gameplay and gimmicks with each character! See why I think the originals are so unoriginal and lacking?

I can see where you’re coming from. I’m honestly just meh on the glamrock designs (especially since it feels like they’re way too kid friendly for a horror game, even when they go rogue).

I do definitely like their Ruined designs more than the Shattered ones. Monty going completely feral, Roxy missing a majority of her face, Chica being covered in mold and slowly decaying, and Freddy missing his head and having a sharp maw-like stomach hatch.

But yeah, they definitely are some of the weaker designs in the series. Say what you want about the Toy or Funtime animatronics, at least they were actually creepy at points. The only Glamrock that’s somewhat creepy is Moon (at least to me).

[squidbulborb]

Why would Henry come back? I thought he wanted to die.

I almost forgot to answer this but I actually have alot to say about this

So I have some reasons as to why I belive Henry should be the one possessing Glamrock Freddtlore, character and narratively wise that I feel are much more compelling than having Micheal come back like his shitty father.

So let's start lore wise shall we? In this franchise it's shiwn time and time again that once a person dies they can possess something, mainly animatronics. Now, we only see someone be able to possess mainly 1 thing at the time, with the expectation being maybe the funtimes with their weird mish mash of souls.

Okay, of the souls that burned in the fnaf 6 fire, which one was the only one still alive? Henry Emily. In fact, Henry is THE ONLY CHARACTER in the entire franchise that was not killed until that moment, charlie, the missing kids and the Arton family have all died (hell even the likes of phone guy, the two technicians and perhaps even Jeremy perished). So, if anyone were to come back possessing an animatronic, why not the one guy who never died before? Makes more sense than Michael Afton coming back again for no reason.

Next comes a character reason. Glamrock Freddy is a cheerful, friendly and caring robot who's a tad bit naive, he's also protective, akin to a paternal figure. his personality is most likely programmed in his A.I, but if he's indeed possessed than shouldn't his personality change to whoever is possessing him? We rarely see possessed robots talk in this franchise, the ones in UCN and the AR game are not actually possessed, they show the actual mascot characters personality, The exceptions being Charlie in puppet, Elizabeth in Baby and maybe Withered Chica(?). Those exemples clearly show that the soul inhabiting the robot overrides its personality for whoever is possessing it.

Now, given all of this, wouldn't it make more sense for Henry to be the one in Glamrock Freddy? Not only is he already a father, but he clearly cares for children in general, he built robots made to protect them for crying out loud. Sure, we might only see a jaded side of him in FNAF 6, but he is far older and had experienced alot in his life. ~~(Better than the 0 personality Michael shows in the games anyway)~~

Finally we arrived at the narrative and themes. I'd like to point out that if William is always associated with rabbits (for obvious reasons), Henry should be the one associated with bears! He created the Fredbear and Freddy's franchise, he is the protective father to his daughter (a papa bear if you will), and since William only wears the Springbonnie costume, then wouldn't Henry be the one wearing Fredbear? Why, thematically speaking, would Micheal, who's way more associated with foxes and clowns, be the one in Freddy? His biggest connetion with bears comes with Helpy, but Henry was the one who presumably created him! Hell, Henry created Lefty, a black bear, to get a hild on the puppet!

Not only that, but Michael's arc should be over. He trued again and again to atone for the sins of his father in order to find the forgiveness of his brother, utilizing him any more would be overusing his character. Meanwhile Henry's sole goal was to release his daughter and send William to hell, and since William is back, shouldn't Henry be the one to come back to stop him? Henry was a nonfactor during 90% of the lore so this is the perfect opportunity to use him!

I just want the Emily's to play a bigger role in the story, after Charlie be the one caring for the missing kids, maybe Henry could help Gregory. Perhaps as a way to compensate from failing to save his daughter? Wouldn't that be neat? Nah that be too thematically interesting, time to suck the Afton family dry for the next 35 games...

[springtrapshusband]

So is it just me or is it unfair that Bonnie and foxy aren't in security breach? Like foxys a fan favorite and Bonnie's the first one created I mean there are there replacements like in SL Bonnie isn't there I mean life sized but in his place is ballora and in security breach Monty takes Bonnie's bplace while Roxanne takes foxys place but just it doesn't have the same vibe

Thank you for your ask.

I don’t exactly have a strong opinion on this, but I’ll give it.

TL;DR: While I am kind of ): about not getting a bunny animatronic in SB, I’m honestly not all that bothered. It’s Scott’s creation, and he can do what he wants with it. I’m just happy to get more FNAF.

Longer exploration of the topic under the cut for those who may want to see it.

Personally, I’m fine with Roxanne being the canine animatronic of Security Breach. I enjoy Roxanne and her design.

Now on the Bonnie situation... I will admit I’m a lil, just a lil sad that there won’t be a bunny animatronic. Rabbits are my specialty and I’m sad to see that there won’t be one in Security Breach (aside from Vanny, who is the one I’ve latched onto for SB due to her being the resident rabbit). I’m not exactly a fan of Monty either, so I’m not given the same peace as with Roxanne.

I do also remember being a bit sad that there was no Funtime Bonnie too. Like with Security Breach, that’s just because of my personal preference for bunnies. Also like SB, I don’t like Ballora that much (for petty reasons, I find her design nice.)

I wouldn’t personally really say it’s unfair, it’s Scott’s franchise, his creations, his vision, and he can do what he wants with that and it doesn’t really hurt to mix things up a bit. I’ve seen lots of people happy with Monty since I don’t believe we’ve had a reptile animatronic before. Also, as we’ve seen with the Happiest Day minigame in FNAF 3, there could be a lot of different species of animatronic characters considering the masks being worn, one of which includes a reptile-looking fellow. Monty could exist to expand upon that.

Five Nights at Freddy’s could have ended at FNAF 3 or 4. The only reason we have more is likely because of Scott’s enjoyment of the franchise, and I personally find the FNAF fanbase to be lucky that he’s still going when he could have easily stopped when he intended to. I’m simply thankful that we’re still getting anything at all, which is why I’m not too picky about this Bonnie & Foxy - Monty & Roxanne thing. 

I will agree that Monty and Roxanne don’t have the same vibe, but Security Breach as a whole doesn’t have the same vibe as past games. It’s bright, colorful, neon, clean, and it seemed like an animatronic was helping rather than hunting, which is definitely different. If there was going to be a game to switch up the animatronics a bit, it would best be this one since it’s already so stylistically kind of contrasting to past ones.

Of course, this is all my personal opinion and view on the situation. I do understand that some people are going to miss Bonnie and Foxy for this game, but we’ve gotten a lot of them and if Monty and Roxanne make a set of fans happy, then I’ll be happy for them. I personally have Vanny for the bunny thing, I enjoy Roxanne as I’ve said, and I enjoy Glamrock Chica’s colors. Based on what we have so far, that’s enough for me to be happy and excited for the upcoming game. When it comes to FNAF, it honestly doesn’t take all that much to keep me personally satisfied.

[lucarioisinthevoid]

a Series of stupid ideas and misfortune (not sure how to ask the characters from this yet.) how is everything plus dave doing? also something for you, there is no henry in that universe right? or he just is dead and doesn't exist there

For asking the other characters, uh- I don’t know either. I considered making it a whole point of the blog, like that you can actively ask them like normal and these specific people answer (Davetrap for Dave, etc.), but then the epilogue thing happened and yeah. This blog is a mess, you guys get what you’re paying for! Anyways, onto the questions at hand:

Oh, there is a Henry! I mean- was. It takes place after dsaf 2, or at least the lore I could get from there (RIP everything to do with BlackJack, never found anything about that until it was far too late). Henry was nulled and voided and didn’t find a vessel in time to make his way back. At a certain point resisting the void is not even about willpower anymore… it erodes you from where you pay the least attention… Okay but because I’m cripplingly afraid of the concept of death being permanent and souls being destroyed, making you unable to think, to exist, joining the great dark a very soft person who hates when people disappear, even if they’re objectively better off doing so: Henry is basically gone, but the blood pact he (unwillingly) and Dave made prevented him from actually disappearing and having his soul evaporating in the void. Instead the void consumed everything it could- basically memory, personality, capabilities. So in theory, it would be possible to remove Henry’s soul from Dave’s and send him to the afterlife ending in potential reincarnation (which IS a thing in my works even if I leave it up for interpretation) OR have him be revived. Thing is- why would anyone want to do that? Not only is he an untrustworthy psychopath by nature, he would also lack all the skills and knowledge he had before, being forced to relearn it from the very beginning. It might be easier a second time around, but it’ll still take a shitton of time!

>I would consider it super funny, because it would mean I get to have feral Henry (there’s a reason he could possess Old Sport) run around, but no in-universe excuse, so all I get to do is make stupid AUs and DREAM. - - -

The restaurant was SHINING. GLITTERING. GLOWING. Someone spilled radioactive waste all over it. And it was to the only three non-people in the world to clean it up! THAT’S RIGHT! “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOOOOOOOOOOOOR OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!” Under cheering and applauding, Old Sport stepped into the restaurant waving to cheers from all sides, then he jogged towards the closet with the cleaning supplies. “NEEEEEXT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Being objectively way cooler than the Orange Guy, the giant bunny jumped through the door, allowing the momentum to carry him forward as he slid through the suspect liquid, splashing it everywhere, before giving an extremely badass s p i n, ending in a pose, before he bowed and moved towards the cleaning closet as wall. “LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST, BUT NOT LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST- SECURITY PUPPET!” Floating from their box gracefully, the machine bowed directly, before moving instantly towards the closet. “THAT IS IT DEAR AUDIENCE, THAT IS THE LINE UP IN THE ULTIMATE CLEANING CONTEST AND-“ Old Sport who was starting to put the radioactive liquid into plastic bags, fully intending to throw them down some of Henry’s stupid workshops, shortly gave the Rockstar Freddy a judging look. “Hey! Why aren’t you helping?!” Upset the four-armed bear instantly shut up, glaring down. “Excuse?! I’m doing a WAAAAAY more important job and-“ Funtime Chica piped up. “We slip too much! We would break ourselves!” As though on cue, Dave slipped, landing on the neon green floor, groaning. “… well it ain’t stopping me, so-“ “We’re a bit pricier than you, old man.” Freddy instantly clapped back, before high-fiving Chica. “I can crush both of ya like bugs!” Old Sport was already looking at the floating puppet again though. “… wait, why can it float again? I’m sure you told me, but all the radiation is making me dizzy.” “Magic.” Chica answered. “Invisible strings!” Freddy guessed. “Magnets.” The Security Puppet answered calmly, continuing his work. Dave shrugged. “Don’t worry too much.” “Invisible strings would have been fun.” Disappointed Freddy mumbled. “Stupid magnets, magnets can’t do that stuff, we’re not in some cheap scifi from the sixties-“ As Dave was getting out the flamethrower to make the radioactive vapor everyone else’s problem, he laughed, harshly. “CHRIST! Can ya imagine?! If it were attached to strings that were bein’ moved by a computer system, then the Marionette would be in the computer system of the whole location! People would drop like flies!” It took another moment, before they noticed the Anon that had materialized out of nowhere, making all of them jump, as well as the two colorful people slip, dropping painfully. Now both of them were green! “Look, Sportsy, partner-look-! Ain’t that cute-” You wouldn’t get your answer here. Right outside the restaurant, with a security barrier, a small Phone Guy and a big bear stood, staring onto the streets, smoke coming out of the black bear. As the Anon approached, both of them looked up at them. “A-ah. Apologies, potential customer, but uhm- so uh, a few events happened and uh- we’re KINDA closed, so yeah I- I would r-recommend-“ “Fuck off.” “LEFTY! DON’T!” The bear chuckled to himself, glancing at the Anon out of one eye. “… why are you even here?” The Anon repeated their ask. Breathing out, the hidden Marionette shifted. “How we are doing… okay I guess. Considering everything.” “Like the tornado.” “After the earthquake.” “With the thunderstorm.” Both of them slowly sighed and the Phone Guy glanced at the asker, the dial shifting. “Uhm- I’m really, really sorry we don’t have better news! We’re- going to be open soon. Once new year starts, I’m sure w-we can have a grand-reopening!” “I wish we wouldn’t.” Marion growled. “E-EVERYONE IS EXCITED. RIGHT. YES. EVERYONE. THIS- Th-THIS IS A GREAT RESTAURANT THAT EVERYONE LOVES!” “Nobody got hurt in the events, so there’s that.” The bear mumbled, slightly muffled. “That’s- that’s true!” Relieved over having good news, Phone Guy nodded frantically. “The kids were fine. They come over sometimes to see if the place is okay to enter again, but uh- well. You just missed them, I, uh-“ “We’re not letting them anywhere NEAR this place. Especially with the toxic waste. And you should probably leave too.” “I-if you want to talk to them, maybe come back some other time? But uh- don’t breath in anything dangerous until then.” They watched as the Anon walked off.

[delanyb]

If you are still doing headcannons, could we see your interpretation of circus baby?

Sure Thing!!

Sister Location

Is the most advanced of the SL animatronics

She and Ballora are the most level headed of the group

Like how Bon Bon and Funtime Freddy perform together, Circus Baby was meant to be paired with Ennard. But since Ennard was never truly finished, only Baby would be rented out for birthday parties

Her overall appearance is based on several of Elizabeth’s childhood dolls as she always had a liking to clowns

Similar to Freddy, her nose can honk whenever you squish it.

Is programmed to know the recipe of all kinds of flavoured ice creams along other dairy products

During the day she would perform with the Bidybabs, provide ice cream, and teach kids about the importance of following the rules

On the day of the infamous party, After Baby killed Elizabeth, the company decided to shut down and keep low underground and just stated to the press that the animatronic just maufunctioned. No one except William and Baby knows what happend since there were no other witnesses

Due to Elizabeth possessing her, Baby herself has a hard time recalling the exact specifics of what happend that day, but she does know how it ended

Even though it was a slow process since the two were both trapped underground for a long time, Baby’s AI and Elizabeth soon bonded together

Elizabeth thinks that what happend at the party was a accident and that Baby nor William himself wanted this to happen. Now all she wants is to see her dad again

The plan to create Ennard was a group effort but Baby was the one who contributed the most.

After Baby found out that they scooped the wrong person, she started to become more aggressive and bossy to the others

Her plan has gone south and she didn’t know what else to do but to lash out at her friends

Ultimate Custom Night

Was one of few who took Fredbear’s offer right away, since she just wanted to see her dad again, no matter what his state of being was

Springtrap was extremely grateful that he got to see his daughter again, and the Spring Bonnie side of him is always excited to meet a new animatronic friend.

Springtrap told her that he was so so sorry for what happend on that day and begged for her forgiveness.

Baby of course forgave him right away. The two are just happy that they can see each other now

Scraptrap on the other hand doesn’t really hang out with her or anyone for that matter. Baby thinks he’s just playing hide and seak with her just like old times

She thinks her plushie is much more valuable than Nightmare Bonnie and Nightmare Mangle’s.

She really flattered that Freddy is really impressed by her

However she also tells him that just because she may be a little bit more advanced, this doesn’t take away from his own acomplishments

She thinks Scrap Baby looks really cool

Although she wonders how and why she would need a claw like that in the future

She tried apologizing to Ballora and Funtime Foxy about being bossy while inside of Ennard. But the two had no idea what she was talking about.

Fredbear informed her that he erased anything regarding that from their memory banks. From his perspective nothing could be gained from this and only chaos would happen if the two didn’t forgive her.

Baby felt awkward when ever talking to the two from then on forth

Only now does she miss the chaotic energy that Funtime Freddy brought to the team

After nights of doing the same thing over and over again she began to have second thoughts about the whole situation, and Fredbear as a whole given the decisions he has made

Help Wanted

Although she’s happy that Funtime Freddy, Foxy and the rest of the gang are here. She’s slightly disappointed by the absence of Ballora

She’s the one who helped Funtime Freddy face his fears. Those fears being Nightmare Fredbear and Nightmarrione

She explained to him that they may look scary but their really cool people who would love some new company

She plays hide and seak with the Bidybabs in the Fnaf 4 room

She jokingly nicknames Nightmare Fredbear, Fredburger

She loves the Plush Baby’s as they remind her of her old dolls back home

She doesn’t think that Glitchtrap is connected to William

Her eyes radiate a bright red light when in extremely dark areas

Sometimes when she sees Nightmare Fredbear being sad since he doesn’t have his Fredbear plushie anymore she hands him one of the Plush Baby’s

Special Delivery

Like always she’s super excited that she gets to see her dad again

Since she and Freddy are also good friends seeing him again was also a plus

Frostbear sometimes helps with Circus Baby’s ice cream by touching it to make sure it doesn’t melt

Like everyone else, she doesn’t like Shamrock Freddy

The main reason is becuase his attitude also sort of reminds her of how she acted towards her friends inside of Ennard

She sometimes feels like the odd one out since everyone else are Fazbear Entertainment’s Characters

Freddy and Springtraps both remind her that there both so glad she’s here and that there’s no need to feel that way

Has one of the harder haywires due to being a much more advanced animatronic when compared to the core four or Balloon Boy

[tic-of-the-tac]

The Ultimate In-Depth Analysis of Carlton Burke from the FNAF Novels (PART ONE)

(This took me a really long time to make, so I hope you enjoy it! I was inspired to write this by sn0ji’s in-depth John analysis post, so thanks, sn0ji! Also, I do discuss POTENTIAL TRIGGERS in this, including, but not necessarily limited to, SEXUAL ASSAULT and MANY FORMS OF VIOLENCE, so read at your own risk. And I know what you’re thinking: Cara, what on earth does Carlton have anything to do with sexual assault? Well, prepare to have your mind blown, and not just based on that fact, because I go into SO much detail in this essay and I mention little events and details from the books that NO ONE has EVER talked about before. It’s in so much detail that I had to make a Part 2 for it, so be sure to check that out! So sit back, relax, and enjoy my in-depth analysis of Carlton Burke!)

People know Carlton for his most obvious character trait: his humor. This is the trait that either makes you love him on at least his surface level or overlook him completely. The first group LOVES his humor. It is their favorite thing about him. While most will just like him for the jokes, some people in this group will even dive deeper into his personality and appreciate him even more. (I’m in this group.) The second group chooses to overlook Carlton because his sense of humor and surface-level personality can often come off as immature. However, calling Carlton immature based on these facts alone is completely ignoring his entire character ark and deeper personality which motivates him to put the safety and happiness of others before himself.

In The Silver Eyes, people will notice his humor, but they won’t notice the other subtle details of his personality that Kira and Scott took the time to mention throughout the book. The first action he is described as doing when Charlie enters the diner is thinking of his words carefully before he speaks them. That is not an easy task for most people, and it takes a level of maturity that is often overlooked to avoid acting on impulse. Also, when the boys split up from the girls (and John) after visiting Freddy’s on the second night, Carlton is the one that looks back at the girls, smiles at them genuinely, and waves over his shoulder. This moment is probably one of the most overlooked small moments in the book series, but it is probably one of my favorites, and it took me a couple rereads to catch. It shows that Carlton is a genuine and sweet person who will go out of his way to be friendly to others and make them smile. While people may see his prank-pulling as ignorance to other people’s emotions, it is quite the opposite. Carlton has shown that when it is time to be serious, he is VERY serious. His speech about Michael during the ceremony is super emotional and a sweet testament to his childhood best friend. However, he also sprinkled in some humor not because he is constantly a jokester, but because he doesn’t want to make people more upset than they already are given the tragic circumstances. He is trying to make them feel better. The number one motivation that pushes him forward in life is making people smile and laugh, which in turn is making them happier than they are. (I can honestly relate to that on a personal level because this is the one thing that keeps me going too, which is why I appreciate and adore his character so much.) The pranks he pulls make him happy, and he is hoping to make people laugh by doing them. He does not have ill intentions by telling jokes and pulling pranks. His humor allows him to push through his grief as well as help others push through theirs, which is very honorable and admirable for him to do. It is not immature of him at all. He also tends to use humor when he is terrified, in attempts to calm himself. He’s not just saying jokes for the heck of it, he’s hoping to make the best out of any dangerous or scary situation. (I relate to that too, as I tend to crack more jokes when I am nervous.) It may not be the brightest idea to crack jokes in front of someone who could literally kill him with the tap of a finger, but he is doing what his brain has trained himself to do his entire life when dealing with a bad situation. Not to mention he has a severe concussion (I know that the book says that it’s mild but let’s get real here, being unconscious for HOURS is a REALLY bad sign), so he’s not thinking clearly. He’s acting on impulse because his brain is physically not working properly. Anything that he says from Chapter 9 onward is not an entirely accurate representation of his overall character. It does, however, give us a good insight into how he deals with physical pain and the effect his pain may have on others. He keeps telling people that he’s fine even though he’s CLEARLY NOT FINE, and he constantly apologizes for the way he is acting even though it is NOT HIS FAULT. Even through pain and terror his genuineness shines through. Also, even though he is not thinking clearly, he is able to focus his anger and pain to stand up to the person that killed his best friend, nearly killed him, and is still threatening him and his friends. That is very courageous of him and it is an action worthy of audience applause. He doesn’t let his anger and pain out on his friends, but he is not afraid to show it either, which shows a sense of control in his life, even when he is not thinking clearly. Having this control shows maturity. In The Silver Eyes alone, Carlton proves that there is more to him than meets the eye.

Carlton is not in The Twisted Ones, but there is something worth mentioning about what he is doing during the events of the book. He is studying acting in New York City. Coming from someone who also wants to study acting in New York City, I know that you cannot be some ordinary idiot to get into a college in NYC. It takes a lot of time and effort to apply, and to get into many NYC acting colleges, you need to be smart as well as good at acting. Carlton got into a college in NY, showing that he’s no idiot and he is willing to put in time and effort to achieve what he wants. Not to mention, during all of this, he is dealing with the grief of his parents separating a lot better than most people. (He certainly handled it better than I did when my parents got divorced.) These actions are very mature of him, showing that even in The Twisted Ones, Carlton is a deep, complex character that is more than just dumb comic relief.

Lastly, there’s The Fourth Closet. This book is the most obvious example of Carlton being more than what he appears. In the first scene Carlton appears in, John, who has been in a constant depressed state for the past six months, smiles genuinely when Carlton races downstairs to greet him for the first time in almost two years, while only faking a smile when reuniting with Jessica and Marla. To John, Carlton is a joy to have around. Not to mention the condition of Clay’s house dramatically improves when Carlton comes home. It shows that people find Carlton as someone who makes them happy and they want to have around. Later, Carlton shows genuine concern for his father when he ends up in the hospital and also when they find a sick Charlie. He really cares about other people and wants to make sure they’re okay. While Carlton is VERY intrigued by Not-Charlie’s appearance (and people use this as reasoning to dismiss him as a dumb jokester), he is TERRIFIED of her. He likes to look at her, sure, but when she presses up against him, strokes his face, and tries to kiss him, he repeatedly tells her NO and tries to get away from her. Carlton is not a dumb, horny teenage boy; he is a victim of a downplayed sexual assault attempt, and it is overlooked because he’s a boy, she’s a robot, and he showed interest in her appearance before and after the attack. It is also overlooked because people think of it as just a way to lure him in to kill him, but the text specifically mentions that she “leaned in for a kiss” and ALSO KISSES JOHN WITHOUT HIS CONSENT (meaning yes, John is a victim of sexual assault). (And yes, kissing someone without consent can be considered sexual assault. I did my research before writing this.) Carlton is not completely innocent because staring at Not-Charlie like he does could actually be considered sexual harassment, but showing interest in her does not warrant her to approach him with sexual intentions because he did not give consent. Immediately after, he is unsure how to feel about it. He is still extremely fascinated by her appearance, but he didn’t want to be anything more than frenemies, and the fact that she tried to push it further terrified him. He is essentially thinking, “Isn’t this what I wanted? I thought she was hot, but I didn’t really want her to approach me like that.” These mixed emotions confuse him, and he shows this confusion when he meets up with Marla and sees Not-Charlie on the TV. Again, it’s not him being just a dumb, horny teenager. Then, he is the one to point out that Not-Charlie, in one of her alternate forms, looks like Circus Baby. No one else was able to make that connection. If he is really an idiot as people claim, he wouldn’t have been the one to make this connection. Instead, he shows that he is actually smart, insightful, and observant. (This is actually the third time he showed these traits; the first time was in The Silver Eyes when he observed Dave’s personality, and the second time was in the same book when he found the security camera above the back room door and made the GENIUS decision to slowly make his way across the floor to get in view of the security camera, which ended up saving his life.) Carlton and Marla’s mission from this point on is to save Jessica and hopefully find the missing children. When Carlton and Marla are in the mirror maze and being pursued by Funtime Freddy, Carlton steps in front of Marla, shields her, and keeps her calm on several occasions, showing that he is protective of the people he cares about. Once they find Jessica and most of the missing children, Carlton makes the courageous and mature decision to give his earpiece, the only defense he has, to Jessica and go out on his own to rescue the last missing child. This is the most courageous decision made by any character in the entire book series. TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2.

[drunklander]

Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander

Thoughts on Ep. 409

This episode did so many things right! And it did so many things in ways that made me ragey with how easily things could have been done right if they just admitted this part of the book is trash!

Dive under the cut if you want, but no one’s making you so don’t @ me if you don’t agree...

They Sansa Stark’ed Bree when she was being raped and now they’re Sansa Stark’ing her in the aftermath. This isn’t about fucking Lizzie, show. This never should have even happened but now we’re stuck accepting the shit choice you made.

Yes, Lizzie causes a fucking dumb af thing later. But right now it looks like they’re making the aftermath of Bree’s rape about someone else.

Seriously, this is not a good show.

But props where they’re due, Sophie has gotten significantly better at acting this season. And last week and this week she’s actually been good enough to not take me out of the scene when I’m watching. So yay for that?

Oh fuck off, Roger. You’re still the worst. But this show appears to not care that you’re the worst and wants us to ship you with Bree. Which makes me side-eye the fuck out of the writers. Because wtaf.

This show gives me whiplash. Like are we supposed to watch the current episode (whatever the current one is) through the lens of whatever the last episode was? Or are we supposed to throw out whatever happened in the last episode and just take the current one at face value? Because those two things are usually not compatible.

Guys I swear I liked some parts of this episode, but Outlander is such a shit show/shitshow at this point that it’s basically impossible to come away with an overall positive feeling. At least for me.

Oh, Lizzie’s been ill? Does Lizzie have malaria? Because clearly it’s important to shoehorn in book nonsense when it doesn’t make sense and isn’t shown in the show. FFS.

Someone hire a new showrunner. For the love of fuck.

Anyone else hoping Roger is never heard from again after he sails off with the Gloriana? No? Just me? Fuck this show for assuming we’ll ship a toxic couple just because it’s book canon. 

Book!Roger is mostly crap too, tbh.

Literalol at Bree being like oh, some rando lady cut into a dude in a theater? Yep, that’s my mom.

Did we really have to have Jamie peeing? Fucking really? Le sigh.

It’s Matt fucking I-Love-The-Books-Even-Though-They-Are-Mostly-Shit-Praise-Me-For-My-Copy-And-Paste-Skills Roberts. Of Course this is verbatim from the books. Ugh.

“I hadna though of you as grown, except I literally had photos of you looking exactly like you do now. So I know exactly what you look like.”

Jamie has seen Bree’s fucking picture as an adult. And with Claire, Murtagh, Lord John, Willie and even fucking Geillis having come back into his life unexpectedly, it makes no sense that he wouldn’t recognize her. 

I hate that this is straight from the book.

It’s well acted and shit, but that doesn’t mean it’s good.

Everything after him not recognizing her is great though. Basically I’m here for the hug.

Balfe and Skelton own this episode.

Jamie being personally offended by the printer’s shoddy work on their obituary gives me life. 

Oh, apparently they have settlers on the Ridge now? Cool. Cool cool cool.

Young Ian being like “yeah, I’m used to your absurdity, Auntie Claire” is my everything.

I really want him and Bree to bond. But not have him do the creepy proposal thing. Please cut that, show.

Claire is like “are you fucking kidding me, Roger bounced after one fight?!”

Claire knowing Roger is a twat makes me hope she’s the one who rips him a new one when they eventually get him back, tbh. Because yeah, Roger is a fucking asshat.

Own that you fucked up and stay to make it right, fuckwad. Don’t...be you, apparently.

Fuck them for making Bree go through an unnecessary rape and fuck them for making her feel extra awful because Claire has already replaced the ring she was raped over.

I know I have to accept that they’re following the book but ffs, the show we could have had would have been so much more interesting than the show we’re getting.

“Because the books” is literally my least favorite reason for the show doing anything. If it’s in the book and it’s included in the show, it should be because it’s a good story, not “because it’s in the book.”

These scenes with Jamie and Claire make me miss Jamie and Claire. They’ve been reduced to like a fraction of what they were this season, and as much as I love the cutesy shit, I miss the passionate Frasers I fell in love with.

That being said, I 100% would totes watch a webseries about the Frasers’ annual Fire Day Funtimes. But for real, the fire is in January? Frasers. Just throw out your tree the day after Christmas instead of keeping it too long so it gets all dried out and burns your house down.

“Look at our beautiful green screen, daughter!” “I love this green screen! It’s a green screen I could only imagine from my history books!”

Claire saying Jamie is used to random references about the future when Bree feels bad about her Daniel Boone tangent is my everything.

“WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?” Y’ALL I LOVE THIS LINE SO FUCKING MUCH. BREE HAS FAMILY WHO LOVE HER EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE NEVER MET HER AND THEY’RE NOT GOING TO USE HER AS A PAWN TO HURT ANYONE ELSE AND I REALLY HOPE AT SOME POINT WE GET MORE BREE AND MURTAGH.

MURTAGH BEING A PROUD PAPA BEAR ABOUT BREE IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD.

The scene at dinner is all I ever wanted. Fuck plot sometimes. This scene of a fucking family eating together and telling embarrassing yet endearing stories is fucking perfection. I mean, sure Dougal’s family is a convenient plot device, but whatever. I AM HERE FOR MURTZ TELLING EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT JAMIE, AND BREE AND YOUNG IAN LOL’ING ABOUT IT AND CLAIRE BEING LIKE O RLY YOU COUSIN KISSER YOU.

I need Bree to meet Fergus and Marsali. Fergus is the OG Fraser kid and knows what it’s like to have parents who aren’t biologically his but are 100% loving regardless. And has seen Jamie and Claire at their best and at their worst and is literally an amazing character witness who can tell Bree what’s up. And Marsali is not just another young mother who can relate on that level, but also has seen a bad marriage and can empathize with Bree’s childhood. Like Marsali saw Jamie in a shitty marriage where he tried his hardest and failed to make Laoghaire happy. And Bree saw Claire try to do the same with Fred. And Marsali was hesitant with Claire at first because she loves her mom even though her mom is a crazy bitch. And Bree is hesitant with Jamie even though she should def realize by now that Fred was straight up abusive trash.

I just need Bree and Fergus and Marsali to meet and bond, ok. 

I was 100% expecting someone to make a future reference as soon as Young Ian left and I thought it would be Murtz but yay that it’s Claire historically fangirling.

But ugh, fuck the writers for including Bree’s rape. Red flags for days that she isn’t fangirling over G-Dub.

Lizzie has malaria because “the book” but they don’t ever actually show her being sick. Because it’s not actually important to the story. Fuck them for always including extraneous shit like this when it doesn’t matter with the story they’re telling.

“Daddy knew. That you came back. I saw the obituary on his desk years ago. I didn’t realize what it was at the time, but...I remembered it recently when I found it again myself. He knew you came back to Jamie. But I still went to his grave and said he was my hero. Even though I rightfully kicked Roger to the curb for doing the same thing. Because it’s impossible for the writers of this show to admit that Fred is trash.”

ETA -- An anon pointed out that she said that at what was probs Frank’s funeral since the grave was fresh and didn’t know anything about time travel yet. But still. I stand by what I said after that episode aired, that line was dumb for other reasons too.

Seriously though, Bree ditches Roger for not telling her about Claire dying in the past, but Frank, who knew about it and chose to not tell Claire about it, is her fucking hero? Fuck all the way off, show. Like seriously, she’s telling fucking Claire that Fred knew like it’s not the same fucking reason why she sent Fred Jr packing. I cannot even.

Bree better fucking get there eventually. Because holy shit the fact that she doesn’t get how awful Frank is at this point makes me want to hate her. 

It’s ok to think a parent is trash, Bree. You owe them fucking nothing. And if they try to make you feel like you do, that’s just more proof that they’re garbage.

And don’t @ me with shit about how he was always nice to her so she didn’t notice. You fucking notice when someone in your life is shit to someone else in your life even if they’re nice to you. You fucking notice.

And if somehow you don’t notice and someone else says they were epically shitty to them, guess what, you should believe that person. Because no one makes this shit up for lols. Standing by shitty people just because they weren’t shitty to you specifically makes you a shitty person.

Ugh. I hate this show and the people who make it sometimes.

Claire’s face when she realizes that not only did Frank emotionally abuse her and use Bree as a weapon against her for 20 years, but also *knew* that she would go back to the past and die and didn’t tell her is fucking heartbreaking.

“Frank was an astute man.” Interesting way to say “Frank was an abusive piece of shit.”

I get that she’s still trying to protect Bree from the truth about Freddy boy, but there comes a point where my girl deserves to speak her fucking truth and let her loved ones know the pain she went through.

“I can see why you had to come back to Jamie.” Really. Can you. Because if you still have Frank up on a pedestal as your hero, I really don’t think you actually get it yet. Don’t make me go back to hating you, Bree. Wake the fuck up, you’re smarter than this.

Seriously, each and every person on this show who has ever done press where they’ve claimed that Frank is a “good” man deserves to be slapped upside the head. He is awful. He is fucking absolutely, irredeemably awful. And anyone who claims he’s a good guy or that his relationship with Claire is #goals is a misogynist piece of shit.

For real, shitty choices by the writers room aside, Balfe and Skelton are so fucking good in this episode.

I’m calling bullshit that Bonnet would give Roger gemstones just because he asked. But I also don’t give a fuck about anything to do with this part of Roger’s story soooo... Moving on.

Montage!

Subtlety has never been this show’s strong suit but jfc, they’re so fucking heavy-handed with the “they’re something up with Bree” stuff this episode.

Jamie being so open about talking about Frank and letting Bree know he knows about him does so much to set him apart from the piece of shit who raised Bree. Jamie is flawed af, but he doesn’t force people to hide half of Bree’s life from her. He’s open about her truth and that’s more than Fred ever fucking did for her.

Y’all the scene with Bree, Young Ian, Murtz and Jamie at the still is fucking adorable. But only because she eventually finds out the truth about her nickname. Just tell her things in a joking manner, y’all. Bond! Be a fam!

Also the line about people calling Young Ian “Young Ian” is kinda the on the nose shit I don’t like but it’s not as egregious as the other times they’ve done it so I guess I’ll let this one slide.

Claire, same girl, we all want them to stop tiptoeing around, talking about Fred. Fred was the worst and Fred is dead. Acknowledge Fred and then fucking move on already.

Jamie looking at his sleeping kiddo makes me feel feelings.

Ok Jamie taking Bree hunting for bees is kind of my fave for so many reasons. When he takes Willie hunting, they hunt a stag. Jamie knows that Bree knows how to shoot because Frank taught her, but instead of taking her to hunt game they’d have to shoot, he takes her hunting bees. So it’s different than what she had with Frank. Because he’s actively trying to not replace the father she grew up with and clearly though undeservedly loves.

Jamie is flawed but 1000x the better man.

Don’t @ me that Fred taught her to shoot in case she went back to the past. He literally didn’t tell Claire she was going to die. He left Claire to tell Bree the truth once he died. He was a shitty, shitty, petty man.

They’re really getting their money’s worth out of that fucking eagle stock shot.

Seriously though, they should have moved the production to North Carolina.

The metaphor about the bees losing one home without any say-so to then become content where they end up is tough. Because yes, it’s what Claire did. And she thrived. But at this point for Bree, she’s not 100% open to making her new situation permanent. So she hears this and is like “ugh I guess I could make do” whereas Jamie is like “you’re so welcome here and you’ll come to love it like we love you.” And it lowkey makes me want to hug them both. Because omfg how could you not want to just hug the shit out of them in this situation. He so wants to be close to the only biological child he can acknowledge and she is so hesitant to open up to the father who gave up everything he cared about for her but who she doesn’t know from Adam. I JUST CAN’T WAIT FOR THEM TO ACTUALLY BOND A LOT NEXT SEASON.

Ok but for real, if I have to hear one more speech about how Fred is a good guy I’m gonna vomit. Jamie is giving this speech because he doesn’t fully know what Claire went through. Because last season and this season the show has never let Claire actually talk to Jamie about what it was like for her with Frank. (Also the show refuses to admit that they portrayed him as an abusive piece of shit... Which is its own problem.) There’s a passage in Drums where Claire finally makes it clear to Jamie how it was for her and I’m hoping they fucking include it because dammit, Jamie needs to know and Claire needs to say it.

WHEN JAMIE HUGS BREE AND SAYS SHE CAN CALL HIM DA AND SHE CALLS HIM DA I HAVE SO MANY FEEEEEEELINGGGGGGSSSS.

ONE OF JAMIE’S KIDDOS CALLS HIM DAAAAAAAAAA.

“She called me Da.” Y’all it was the first time any of Jamie’s kids have called him that. Fergus calls him Milord. Faith died. He never got to meet Bree as a child. He couldn’t acknowledge Willie. Marsali and Joanie call him daddy like fucking creepy weirdos. Young Ian is like a son but calls him Uncle Jamie, because that’s who he is. BUT NO ONE HAS EVER CALLED HIM DA BEFORE AND I AM SO FULL OF FEELS.

Ok the forehead snuggles are great but again, as the season goes on I really miss the passionate Frasers. Not because I want the smut. I can get smut anywhere. It’s just that their relationship is becoming so one-note and I want it to go back to being dynamic like it used to be.

Omfg I cannot with how on the nose Bree looking at the mama bird and the baby birds is. Try harder, show.

All this bullshit with Fred trying to keep the rift between Claire and her daughter like an asshole and Claire can still guess exactly what’s wrong with Bree after years apart because CLAIRE MOTHERFUCKING BEAUCHAMP IS A GOOD GODDAMN MOTHER WHO LOVES HER CHILD MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS.

Claire’s face in this whole scene though. *throws awards at Balfe*

I can’t get over the what could have beens. This scene is so well acted, but I can’t stop thinking of how unnecessary the rape plotline is.

Literally half of my struggle with this show is trying to ignore all of the squandered potential and the other half of the struggle is trying to keep straight what I’m supposed to consider canon at any given moment. Is it current show canon? Past episode canon? What the writers think they’re showing even though they’re actually showing something else? Backfilled book canon? *drinks heavily*

What Bree goes through is fucking awful, but Claire feeling crushed that she wasn’t able to protect her baby is also heartbreaking. Not at the same level, by any means. But it’s still fucking a gut punch.

Oh hey, someone finally said the word rape. Fucking finally. I know that it was the characters trying to make things less awkward or painful as they talked about it before, but it also felt (to me) like the writers trying to skirt around the fact that they chose rape another character for no good reason. Glad they finally said it like it fucking is. Also, again, because I can’t say it enough, fuck them for not adapting this story line. 

Rogergate is so fucking dumb I cannot.

I can’t believe they’re committing to this shit.

Can someone please put Matt in timeout and give the show to someone else for a while.

Oh hey, Claire found her old ring! The ring that doesn’t even matter anymore. Because Matt and Maril had a boner for the book ring.

Have I mentioned I don’t like their choices recently?

Ok, fucking Lizzie says she saw this shit. And Jamie’s first instinct is to fucking go berserk and keep shit from Bree and Claire. You really are going to trust a fucking rando maid without talking to Claire and Bree?! Of course.

Ain’t toxic masculinity grand.

Fucking I hate that Claire nods that she’ll keep the Bonnet detail from Jamie. No. Fuck that noise. Don’t fucking spare his fucking feelings. You fucking communicate. That’s how you live as a strong couple. Fucking communicate.

GAH.

Fuck them for now making Ian be the one who sends him into slavery. 

Jamie isn’t off the hook by any stretch. Fuck that guy. Literally just going off on a dude because a fucking maid thinks she knows what’s up. I’m just saying I’m now thinking that the show’s gonna play it like it was Young Ian’s fault and he chooses to stay because he thinks it’s on him.

Can’t have our romantic lead send a guy into slavery, no one will like that. Better have the nephew we’ve had borderline fetishizing the Cherokee all season do it.

And in the process make the Cherokee/Mohawk the “bad guys.” Not the jump-to-conclusions-colonizers.

I hate Rogergate so fucking much.

Also how the fuck in the two months that Bree has been with them has she never once described what Roger looks like. Literally when anyone first starts dating someone, the first question anyone asks from like the beginning of time until now is “what’s he like and what does he look like.”

Ughhh.

*is wistful af about the angst and drama-filled less problematic show we could have gotten if the writers had the balls to admit that the back half of Drums is bad*

[gal-with-pastels]

Ultimate Custom Night Isn’t Ultimate At All + The New Generation Theory

Ultimate custom night , a game that had every fnaf fan Hyped for its release. but what if i told you that this game isn’t Ultimate. And their is a high probability that scott has a game under wraps or that the true finale will be the final fnaf book; the fourth closet, that will solve remaining Mysteries in the series.

Let me put it like this , The word Ultimate; being or happening at the end of a process. So when you hear this word you think that scott would put Every animatronic in the game for the finale, this final custom night. Yet multiple animatronics throughout the series are missing in action as antagonists , Some being used as props. Characters such as the endos will be counted as a character so when i say the sixth character from fnaf 1 i’m referring to Endo-01 as that sixth character.

Withered Freddy

Withered Foxy

Yenndo

Funtime freddy

Bon Bon

Elctrobab

The Bidybabs

Security Puppet

Nightmare Foxy

Jack-O-Bonnie

Spring Bonnie

Phantom Chica

Phantom Foxy

Phantom Marionette

Candy Cadet

Shadow Freddy

Endo-01

Endo-02

Paper Pals

1 out of 6 characters missing from Fnaf 1

5 out of the 16 characters missing from Fnaf 2

3 out of 7 Characters missing from Fnaf 3

2 out of 12 animatronic missing from Fnaf 4

5 out of 12 animatronics missing from Fnaf SL

2 out of 19 animatronics missing from Fnaf 6

1 out of 2 missing from Fredbear’s diner

19 animatronics left out from this ultimate custom night , you can say that Scott wasn’t able to pu them in , However if this was Scotts Finale of the fnaf series, i’m pretty sure this Man would go out of his way to make sure every character from previous games were included to bid Farewell. and the game would have 77 animatronics or more ( if i miscounted).

Something important worth noting is that fredbear Wasn’t a new Animatronic at all, we’ve seen him since the first game , Fredbear is golden freddy specifically Fnaf 1 Golden freddy , all that changed is that the purple paint must have peeled off over time revealing a black under layer. hence why golden freddy’s bow tie and hat are black. This can be said for Springbonnie and Spring trap yet we haven’t seen Spring bonnie before he was burned and decayed.

what adds onto this is the mysterious Golden freddy cutscene, In which the golden animatronic is seen twitching in a similar way to how springtrap did in the trailer for fnaf 3, showing that not everyone passed on , not all things were left solved, seeming as if either the book will conclude the Mysteries of the past ... or scott has something planned for what actually occurs after fnaf 1.

The Fredbeat cutscene, This could be referring all back to fnaf 1, that the story isn’t over , all these games have been showing us the lore and ending a previous Story , While a new one is just starting.

And you have to remind yourself that scott must have picked that fnaf 1 golden freddy model over that fnaf 2 one for a spefic reason , to show that these two suits are not the same. If they were they would have the same shape which they do not.

in fact , all the games after fnaf 1 seem to take place in the past, fnaf 1 occurring sometime after 2013 , as fnaf 3 takes place in 2013 . if you go by the bite of 83 rather than the paycheck you get from fnaf 2. so then the first fnaf never really got any sequels, and hence why most the animatronics look different even though their the same character , They were trying to Reboot the fazbear franchise every time hence why all of the freddy’s don’t look the same. their being a location other than fredbear’s we haven’t seen yet .. which had the withered animatronics all fixed ... including Golden freddy .

The golden freddy we see in fnaf 2 may be also Phantom freddy as they are the only two animatronics that Bear striking resemblance to eachother.

meaning that this Golden freddy , this Fredbear we see in this cutscene is the one from fnaf 1, and could be hinting that in fnaf 1 the killing has started once again. most children often view Strangers as a threat Hence why Phone guy was killed . they are taught about stranger danger and every nightguard is a stranger.

similar to Jigsaw where a new individual takes John kramers place , A new Individual has taken William afton, in a sense that they killed and stuffed their victims into suits.

Mike schmidt coincidentally having the same first name as Michael afton, and whose father was Fritz Schmidt

These souls of children aren’t like the ones where they are out for vengeance as severe as the previous Souls. They are scared , confused and frightened..all except for one The person possessing Fredbear , Having kept the spring lock suit in Good condition other than the purple paint peeling off and attempted to trick the souls by wearing the fredbear suit only to have a springlock failure, someone who may be the fnaf 1 establishment owner due to being with the company for so long ever since 1983, who once seeing signs of the events of the past happening once again sounded panicked while leaving a message for Mike Schmidt, one of the first characters to have a voice .. saying the words it’s me . This person is the Phone guy.

But this is just my crazy theory, tell me what you think

[adobe-outdesign]

Pizza Simulator Liveblog

SURPRISE, WE’RE DOING IT NOW

Spoilers and thoughts under the cut. Note that these are my immediate reactions, so apologies if they make absolutely no sense.

SHADOW FREDDY LET ME FEED THOSE KIDS YOU BITCH (also that casually confirms it’s actually gen 1 fredbear we play as, neat)

GOD FREAKSHOW BABY HAS A RADASS DESIGN I LOVE IT

so.... turing test then?

paragraph 4. scott you clever clever bastard

those aren’t the chips from TTO are they? there are 5 high-pitched noises

THERE YOU ARE HI BABY I MISSED YOU

akl;dsfj WE ARE THE BEAR

that illustration of that man is the creepiest thing so far

these people. there’s too many teeth. stop it

this style is very chipper-and-friends esc

honestly the idea of someone just sitting there flicking through a catalogue trying to decide what to put in their death pizzeria is really wonderful

dashcon simulator 2.0

hey, FNAF 4 fredbear! and a, uh, that thing!

HELLO UH, REDBEAR

fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

hey, new paperpals!

I fucking love this stupid-ass tiny FT freddy animation

hey, happiest day animatronics! and pigpatch you bastard, that’s where you went!

HOW DO YOU UNCLOG A TOILET REMOTELY

WHY WOULD YOU LOOK FOR ANIMATRONICS OUTSIDE THE BACK DOOR THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I’LL TAZE AN ANIMATRONIC, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

God, this whole section is so fucking cool I love it

HI KELLEN GOFF ARE YOU READY FOR ROUND 2

I feel like we’re playing as william or michael. they’re probably the only two characters who would give so few fucks about this

is “YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING“ a reference to William? that is a very prominent springtrap-esc cleft chin there

we have... a dayshift party on saturday? oh god, please do not tell me we’re running the FNAF 4 restaurant here

okay, somehow that sign is kind of creeping me out more than the animatronics

something bad is gonna happen on saturday. something really fucking awful.

WILLIAM YOU BASTARD COME HERE I’M GONNA KICK YOUR FURRYSUITED ASS

---> proceed with salvage well now there’s some FNAF 3 teaser memories for y’all

ahh, I can finally outlive my fantasty of tazing william afton. today’s a good day

(at least I think it’s him? it’s weird, that’s not how springtrap looks. maybe michael got his ass furrysuited and that’s who this is, would not surprise me)

huh, okay, that’s not william’s voice. unless being dead makes you loose your accent. goddamn, I still hope I get to taze him sooner or later

dude, these are some cheap ass motherfucking animatronics

scott’s like “MAKE ALL THE ANIMATRONIC VARIETIES“

minigames? scott you absolute madman

wait wait wait wait, is that drawing of rockstar freddy in the background based off of that one freddy plush meme? actually I’m sure it is and I’m dying

ah okay, there’s the british accent. didn’t hear it during the salvage portion for some reason. still doesn’t look like FNAF 3 springtrap to me though??

“I ALWAYS COME BACK“ YEAH I KNOW BITCH I WISH YOU WOULDN’T

hey, that one drawing has doofas on it!

so as far as I can tell this is post FNAF 3 in a location we haven’t heard of yet. we’ll see if that holds true

hmmm, baby didn’t kill us. maybe we’re michael and she didn’t because she knows she can’t?

(utah confirmed for state! we were already told the location, or at least one of them, was in Hurricane Utah in the books, good to have canon confirmation)

five nights at freddy’s: lawyer edition

“PARENTS AGAINST ATROCITIES“ alja;sdf

hey wait, there’s a version of foxy that isn’t broken as shit? that’s new

E G G  B A B Y

that’s either an extremely convoluted SL reference to baby + eggs benedict or a five nigthts at flumpty’s reference. both are good

“security puppet“ more like “security killing puppet“ am I right

WHO WANTS TO BUY A KILLER ANIMATRONIC FOR 5 DOLLARS RAISE YER HANDS

hmm. music man scares me on a personal level

el-chip. definitely not a killer animatronic beaver, beep-boop.

THERE’S FUNTIME CHICA I KNEW SHE’D BE IN HERE SOMEWHERE

ah yes, scaring BB, another lifetime aspiration of mine

hey wait that’s the toredor march in the background, neat

WELCOME TO PURPLE POLE POSITIOOOOON

oh no. purple car. take cake to the children

huh, a yellow sprite and a green one? one could be henry, don’t know about the other though

wait, is that the... brother? he’s wearing a grey shirt. is yellow guy Henry, then?

okay, it is a father figure

LITTLE GIRL IN THE FRUIT MAZE HI

so we have a canon face for her now, sweet

wait, is that the yellow guy up there??

ha, shadow-bonnie style powerup

lefty is toy freddy’s even less popular brother, somehow

hmm, so lefty doesn’t speak, but handunit’s here /s

mmmmmmm I don’t like candy cadet

‘what is paragraph 4‘ indeed, it still hasn’t been described to us

aww, sweetie.

wait, she called us daddy, but william’s in springtrap. does... does that mean we were playing as henry?

oh, elizibeth! that’s the little girl’s name, we finally have it!

yes, good, go to hell and stay there springles

ah, no, wait, I think we’re Elizabeth

okay, obviously I’m missing a metric asston of background info, but it’s late and I need sleep. To summarize: That was fucking fantastic