#Theater stuff

[scythematrix66]

Me as a Propsmaster: *enthusiastically making endless, constantly revised lists and hiding away for hours upon end painting wooden staffs, goblin mode at 50% capacity at all times* "ALRIGHTY WHAT'S NEXT? HIT ME. HIT ME!"

Me as a Stage Manager: *thinks going to bed at 11 is early, loopy from exhaustion at all times, running on caffeine and stress, +3 dex from writing endless emails, is terrified of authority (somehow is the authority????), is totally confused at all times, just Trying My Best* "Alrighty guys, welcome to rehearsal today we're doing scenes one and two, remember we're off book next week so please learn your lines...please..."

[thealmightyemprex]

So bout 5 years ago I was in a production of Arsenic and Old LAce .For those who dont know its a dark comedy about a theater critic who finds his aunts have been cheerfully killing people,while also dealing with the return of his scarred Boris Karloff resembling criminal brother. My character was the second brother ,who thinks hes Teddy Roosevelt.Loads of fun to play.My fave memory is we were trying to work out a scene in full costume and makeup,director was directing us, the evil bother popped out behind the window,while I popped out in full Safari outfit from a doore to tals with the director when he burst out laughing "YOU TWO LOOK LIKE AN EPISODE OF LAUGH IN"

Artest renderung to show the absurdity

@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland @piterelizabethdevries @professorlehnsherr-almashy @princesssarisa

@countesspetofi @barbossas-wench

[lil-gae-disaster]

Scene 18 just ended:

Me: *walks backstage to Macbeth&Lady Macbeth*

Me: yurrrrr!!

Then I changed to become the doctor

[littledoggy-girlcollar]

if we could take the led headlights from cars and donate them to your local sad college theater and give the cars the old incans the world would be a better place i think

[oscarwetnwilde]

James Wilby as Alfred Redl in A Patriot For Me (posted by Nicola Stephenson who played Hilde) in 1995.

[leclerc-drives-in-circles]

my toxic trait is thinking I can hit all of eurydice's notes in wait for me reprise...

Its not good..

[frenchtoastcomix]

[parissfrogg]

I didn't get the role I auditioned for.. I got a WAY BIGGER ONE LETS GOOOOO IM THE NARRATOR

[thealtpanda]

This is very old, but I thought I’d post this here since I want to turn this into a cosplay blog as well as a fanfic blog! From when I got to be Hatsune Miku in my school’s musical (and I looked terrified for literally no reason other than the fact that I knew I’d have to be at school for another 7 hours)

[sapphireisverygaymydudes]

Standing backstage during a tech rehearsal and a guy came up behind another guy and grabbed his hips and pinched his ass.

All I heard was “did you just bite my ass?”

And then I looked over and the first guy was brushing imaginary hair behind his ear saying “nooooo”

[scythematrix66]

My progress as a baby stagemanager

How it started:

How its going:

[mj-thrush-gxn]

i love living within walking distance to my high school because i get to go straight from great gatsby rehearsal to my house

and on the way i get to jam out to marching band beats

like genuinely our marching band is so good and they are practicing at the same time i get out of rehearsal

AHHHH

it’s so freaking fun

love it

[inthroughthesunroof]

During the second act of the ballet I'm currently working on, one of the characters receives a breakup letter from another character. This is what it actually says:

[oscarwetnwilde]

James Wilby as Phil in Helping Harry, January 2001.

[leclerc-drives-in-circles]

waiting to see if I got a callback 😗✌🏻

[engelsschwert]

When the director and the two lead actors are sick one week before the premiere o_o'