#thrush shitposts

[mo-gxn]

Links relationship with his fathers(mainly grant) can be summed up just by referencing the titanic. i think it’s cool.

the unsinkable ship that sunk.

[mo-gxn]

THIS IS PERSONAL OMFG AHHH

THATS A LITTLE BIT TOO SPOT ON IM SCARED

i was bored and made a uquiz,, feel free to play!!!!

what era of hermie the unworthy are you? O:

[juanarc-thethird]

Not that I know of...

At a coffee shop

Jaune: *Drinking coffee*

Cardin: Jaune?

Jaune: Hm? *Turns his head* Cardin?

Cardin: *Happy* Jaune! Long time no see.

Jaune: Yeah, how have you been?

Cardin: All good. and you? How are you? Any family any kids?

Jaune: Oh no, I mean not that I know of *He said jokingly* You know what I mean. How about you?

Cardin: *Serious* Excuse me.

Jaune: Um... I'm just saying like if I do have kids, I don't know about them, you know. What about you, you got any kids?

Cardin: So you've created multiple single mothers forced to raise children.

Jaune: It... It was a joke.

Cardin: So you're telling me there's just a bunch of little kids, little Jaunes running around growing without a father. Because you couldn't be bother to stick around or back them up!

Jaune: It's a joke. Have you never heard that phrase? It's a guys joke.

Cardin: Wow... Russel!

Russel: *Walks to them* Sup...

Cardin: Do you remember Jaune from Beacon?

Russel: Yeah.

Cardin: Well he's just been knocking up woman left and right and not raising them.

Jaune: Is was just a joke!

Russel: That's messed up man. I can't imagine not being in my son's life.

Jaune: I'm not!

Russel: He's my pride and joy. Look...

Russel then takes out his phone and shows a photo of a blonde boy playing soccer.

Russel: And I love him, even if he wasn't an absolute stud at soccer.

Jaune stares at the image and begins to see some similarities. Similarities that, strangely, he also has. He's really confused.

Cardin: That's amazing. I'm proud of my boy too. Look...

Cardin also shows a photo of his son. He is blond and is playing the guitar. Jaune looks at the photo and finds the same similarities. He begins to worry you.

Cardin: He's quite the musician.

Russel: You must be proud.

Cardin: Pretty sure he gets his talent and good looks from his mother. Because he sure looks nothing like me.

Russel: It's beautiful. Maybe Jaune here will understand the joys of being a dad someday.

Jaune: I gotta go. *He said quietly*

Cardin: And this is my oldest son.

Cardin shows another photo that is the spitting image of Jaune when was is in middle school.

Jaune: I gotta go! *Runs away*

Russel: I bet he feels embarrassed.

Cardin: He deserves it.

[foibles-fables]

aloy TRIPS over herself in her haste to get the harness on—

[horizon-forbidden-memes]

Of course the Sunhawk has to morph into a hawk!

Made with the assistance of the Animoprhs Generator website

[mo-gxn]

TY FOR THE TAG!!!

@alix-is-o-a-k @isadora-greenhall @koszmarnybudyn (i was trying to tag new people😭) anyone who wants to do this, do it!! it’s so much fun!! if you don’t, no pressure🫡

just found the best pictew evar picrew chain IMMEDIATELY!!!

@officialgleamstar @supbitchss @i-3at-s0ap @zroqravity but literally anyone can join

[reashot]

Ruby's Got A Quick Hand

Ruby: *sitting alone in the corner minding her own business*

Cardin: Hey dork what are you doing sitting alone, too tired from being a weirdo all the time?

Russel: Yeah ya freak, too busy torturing little animal or something?

The room then suddenly filled with laughter and mockery directed towards Ruby.

Jaune: H-hey cut it out. She doesn't do anything. Leave Ruby alone.

Ruby: You're cute... Don't come to school tomorrow. 😉

Jaune: Ruby w-what did you mean by that? What Did you mean by that?!

Ruby: *Listening to Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People.*

[moony-bird]

THE fuck you twins of Eden County

[snailkites]

At first I was also skeptical but after being serenaded by CCTH in every urban, suburban, and wild area I visited in CR, I get it!

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[mo-gxn]

My taylor design looks more and more like my nick close design every time i draw him. i feel like that should be known

[madmanwonder]

Ying: *Beating the everlasting crap out of Cardin*

Dove: Why is she beating up Cardin in the first place! He didn’t do anything to her!?

Navy: Jaune friendzone Ying and she didn’t take it well and now taking her anger and frustration at being in the friendzone by beating up your punkbitch leader ass up

Bleiss: Better get your asses ready for a brutal ass beating…ya’ bitches gonna to need it more than ever

Taupe: *Holding a medical box with a blank look*

The rest of the RDL: *Looking at Navy in horror, knowing they are next for ass-beating and no amount of running going to save them*

[foibles-fables]

Talanah:

Aloy:

Milu:

[crimson-host]

With permission granted by the great TrafficKnight, I'm gonna be evil~❤️

Sky: so as I was saying that Nora chick has one hell of an ass

Dove: I don't give shit about some fat behind, now Xiao Long tits are where's it at!

Russel: whoa hold the fuck up, is that-!?

Jaune: *walking by* heya!

*RDL all began laughing at Jaune*

Sky: holy shit Jauney boy is a faggot!

Russel: oh this is the best day ever, Car...Cardin-?

Cardin:...I think I'm in love-

Source

[meg-noel-art]

This is what happened

[edens-trashblog]

oh, you're gay and depressed? tell me your favorite john keats poem

[idontknowwhattocallthisanymore]

Team CRDL leaving after the Fall of Beacon/season one