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boys when they love something so much they start making themself a background set for their phone
#benr(e)ys fucking legs in the first one pmo#but oh well#im like really normal.#so normal it’s like insane#benry isn’t even my favorite i just like drawing him#i will be tweaking the first one#hlvrai#half life vr but the ai is self aware#benrey#benry#hlvrai benry#benrey hlvrai#hlvrai fanart#idk dawg i forgot how tumblr works#who up uhhhh tumbling.#thrush talks#thrush rambles#thrush draws
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THIS IS PERSONAL OMFG AHHH
THATS A LITTLE BIT TOO SPOT ON IM SCARED
i was bored and made a uquiz,, feel free to play!!!!
what era of hermie the unworthy are you? O:
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#hermie unworthy#hermie the unworthy#thrush rambles#thrush talks#thrush shitposts
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Saw my first redwings of the year today (and in a long time.) and of course I didn’t have my camera and had to take the worst digiscoped pics I have ever seen 🙃. Guess I’ll have to draw what I saw to prove it was them.
#birdo rambles#and it was at my local cemetery. it has this big mown patch of lawn#and alot of birds were having a buffet#blackbirds; song thrushes; woodpigeons#honesty i dont mind drawing them#i have taken it up to keep a birding journal#cuz those field sketches just really inspired me#i LOVE the practical aesthetic of them#and it records your encounters in a way that can be quite sentimental#ever since inat i have taken up taking record pics of the bugs and birds that are around me#and before that did some field sketches#i missed doing that
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you will never believe what happened again
this is the second funkiest swap au i've made. the first funkiest remains hidden in dms and they haven't even gotten their names yet, but their secrecy is probably for the best right now since the current name is fucking beechswapswap and i can't take it seriously like that
anyway have some heroforge and names of the newest one while i figure out what the fuck is going on with some of them. I have major details, but minor ones are still being worked out.
i also need a better au name but that's not quite so important
Rayonnant (Jet) (name source)
rayonnant is about to sock someone. it may or may not be OG obsidian. it's far more likely that it's not, but it took me less than a day to decided they'd starting fighting 2 minutes after meeting and put each other in a body cast and learn absolutely nothing from that. so it's totally og obsidian.
he's rather violent. I was going to say 'violent for a Jet alt' but no he's just Violent. up there with obsidian himself. which is part of why i think they're going to try to kill each other the first time they meet.
he will let. one (1) person call him 'Ray'. and that person is shrike. and only when they're alone. Baroque was probably allowed at one point, but either has had that privileged revoked or is just too afraid to say it at all now since Rayonnant gets reeaally mad about anyone hearing that nickname
Baroque (Dark) (that also came from architecture, though 'Baroque' is a descriptor/name for several other things)
someone had to help me with the color for baroque's jacket. and it took me an age just to figure out what kind of a pose I wanted him to have. but here he is. he's got more anxiety than dark but is better at hiding it. slightly. just slightly.
His soul is in the same half-n-half positivity/corruption state that og Jade's is in. so he's still blonde, but has the greyblue/pale yellow eyes that og Dark, a full corrupt, has.
the blonde is reminding me of…something. i can envision it in my head but i have no idea what it's called or how to describe it.
Shrike (Obsidian)
Shrike's pose also killed me. I didn't want him to try to rest his elbow on the goddam SPIKES on his GLOVES so i turned that hand over. i swapped the arm positions, thinking it'd make more visual sense that way, and was still unhappy with it but absolutely did not want to try again so he's staying like that. we suffer together.
please also observe the full scars and the tattoo + Magic Marking Bullshit that the coat hid. probably the only time any version of Obsidian what would have a bird tattoo. *technically*, its a swallow. as far as I'm concerned though it's a shrike.
'why is he shirtless' you'll never guess. you'll never ever guess why. the obsidian alt being shirtless shall be a mystery for the ages. (joking)
coughs also there was another obsidian alt that i, at one point, genderbent and thought it would be in-character for her to just have an open jacket and a bra. then remembered that her original male counterpart is completely covered up, and that just felt so ungirlboss of me. so. um. just in case. y'know. for. for science reasons. tbh tho i kinda think a genderbent shrike would wear a shirt. no idea why (genuine)
…oh my god wait his entire vibe reminds me of Lear (theater kid au) (not the actual Shakespeare character). god dammit (laughing)
Lark (Jade)
dont ask me what lark's pose is. all four of them were fighting me on poses. he's just concerned okay. for Baroque.
prebby stars. so prebby. the star + galaxy decals they added (ssomewhat) recently are so cool..........
he's a full corrupt, too, like OG Dark
Hoatzin (Quartz) (name source)
hoatzin was slapped together in like 15 minutes because i needed to go to bed but kept saying 'okay let me just do this one part' and then suddenly i had a whole entire Woman.
also she hasn't taken those braids out in months, at best, and if and when she ever does that bit of hair is gonna be sooooooooo wavy
she is also have THE worst time out of everyone on the team. sorry hoatzin.
Starling (Zuli)
Starling has wrist-mounted blades for melee, a spear for when he wants a little bit of distance but is still in melee range, and a gun.
The closest to Hoatzin, but that's not really saying much. considering he just happens to stay furthest away from her biggest problem whenever he can, and she can't feel emotions at all so she doesn't really care about him all that much.
maybe it'll change tho. who knows.
Cassowary/'Cass' (Mercury)
cass needs some help but tbf so does everyone else. he's just. gonna have a harder time getting out of there than the rest of the team. not that he realizes it.
Took me an age and a day to figure out what he and Thrush's backstories were, but I have it now. The brass knuckles helped. also a science sans alt got his hands on those AND a semi-automatic pistol? it's so funny to me. sci with a gun AND brass fucking knuckles to crack bone. And he's a hell of a lot stronger than he looks. At least in his fighting gear; if he's wearing a T-shirt you become notably less surprised by his strength.
just be glad it wasn't the foot-long handheld claw things.
His glasses are technically goggles. He doesn't trust normal glasses not to fall off while he's fighting. i don't really do a lot of hand to hand combat (or any combat at all outside of video games), but i wouldn't trust my glasses either.
FASCINATING scar also. wonder where that came from. totally not the guy manipulating him ahahaha that'd be crazy
not that anyone will be able to tell, but i just did a Save As of Francisco and all i did to adjust the body was add more muscle. this is useless information but you have it anyway
Thrush (Jasper)
he's doing his best. unlike the khakis. that's the adjusted version of the color they called khaki. we don't get nice things with the colors sometimes.
he's fucking strong. he looks strong but do you have any idea how heavy an axe that size is???? he could chuck you across the room. he should use all those muscles to hug and smooch me. Huh who said that
He used to be very friendly, but. you don't really feel like being friendly when your boss is an evil overlord blackmailing you, so you have to go terrorize people when he says to. with his face all over the fucking news now, though, he uh. he doesn't really. want to try to talk to people. because he doesn't want to start trouble. but i mean other than that he's super sweet! (said with an unconvincing smile)
he's good friends with Cass in particular, though he and Starling get along pretty well too. Most of the time. Starling's...surprisingly yappy.
Loon (Zircon)
that is the least awkward pose I could get him. he's got a second shoe i just wanted to shoe robot leg.
Left (viewer's right) leg amputated above the knee. Left eye no longer functional due to injury, and was getting really nasty and infected so they had to take it out entirely. Several minor injuries. Pretty nasty magic blast to right leg. Really, really nasty magic blast right to the chest from two whole directions. TLDR he's goddamn lucky he's alive.
The worst of them (chest + left leg, but mostly chest) cause him pain pretty regularly, and will do so...pretty much the rest of his life. The chest one is really easy to aggravate. He was deemed too disabled by his superiors and is now a retired veteran house husband.
Astrapia (Koroit) (name source)
theoretically, she has a tattoo of a caduceus on her left arm. heroforge doesn't have that tho.
girl gets, understandably, irritated when she tells the others to rest (or take your goddamn meds or just. stretch. so you don't pull your muscles like that again. cass.) and no one listens. she goes "do you think i'm here to hang out???? I was brought here to be the doctor and none of you are even listening to me. sit the fuck down." and they all go ",,,sorry astrapia" and they straighten up. which is good because she was about to prescribe them electroshock therapy (she'd have threatened it, but not actually do it)
also bonus astrapia in a suit because i'm gay and women is suits are one of my favorite things ever
in unrelated news (eh. it's tangential) i, a person with boobs, forgot that when they who have titties want to cross their arms, they either have to put them ON TOP OF or UNDERNEATH said titties. one of which isn't possible in heroforge. i'll let you guess which. anyway this made me realize i've only actually done the arm crossing thing on flat- or mostly flat-chested characters? which feels weird
Eostrix (Paraiba) (name source)
guess who paraiba swapped with
Since she comes from a fantasy-type AU I wanted that to be reflected in both outfits; at least a little bit? And here we are. prisoners do not get shoe rights apparently. at least Eostrix is having a better time than Zuli was. still needs to get the FUCK out
Petrel (Silver)
i need an excuse for how and why still, but those are vials of positivity. and Petrel is, reasonably, quite terrified of Rayonnant finding them. They don't know if he knows about the vials, but they'd like to keep him ignorant if they can.
Still; on the off chance that he does know about them, she's doing her best to stay hidden. Never hurts. Especially when you were friends with someone who was last seen with Rayonnant, and he and your girlfriend mutual friend mysteriously vanished afterwards.
#Inter-Dimensional Anomaly#IDA Shrike#IDA Lark#IDA Cassowary#IDA Thrush#IDA Astrapia#IDA Hoatzin#IDA Starling#IDA Loon#IDA Eostrix#IDA Petrel#IDA Rayonnant#IDA Baroque#moon makes another GODDAMN JMV/DINTIS au#more at 11#i'd claim i'm ashamed of myself but i'm really not#VERY belated realized that Lark and Dark rhyme. which is really funny#oh shit i to make a masterpost for DU too. hm. ill deal with that later i guess#i probably could've gotten everyone done in a day or two but alas. i had work#Shrike's hair looks extremely Jet in a very Obsidian way. No I don't know what that means either. it's just the vibe it's giving me#also him being shirtless is making me have gay thoughts which is exactly has intended. but. christ.#rayonnant's gay ass probably had a Homosexual Distress moment the first time they met. and then shrike started being annoying#not that that really changed anything. just made it easier to ignore the little voice in his head yelling about shrike being hot#until it went away a few weeks later because of prolonged exposure. which also doesn't change anything except that#he is no longer in distress about this. he's moved on from the distress but not from shrike#oh and he processes absolutely none of that. he doesn't know what his own problem is.#congratulations tumblr you are now subject to all my unfiltered AU rambling bullshit. suffer my insanity with me
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Every day I mourn the smallness of this fandom and the distinct lack of content </3
#the brain worm has lived in my brain with me for many years#I do selfishly wish there were more people to shove thrush on but#I mean wait I don’t really actively reach out and talk to people here I just like posts and hope that says enough#but in fact it just likes the post#ough why can’t I be normal about a 35 year old game and a man made of a whole 7 pixels#ffiv#st-highwind#rambling…
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STAAAAALE! how are you?? are you having a good weekend?
AMIRAAAA!
Alls good, Ty ty. Though I’ve come across 3 dead birds on the property the last 3 days, all whole. Which is just enough to be notable.. wild.
Hope your weekend has had significantly less carnage
#it’s weird as hell#they were all in really good condition too#usually you just see bits and pieces#part of me wanted to keep the varied thrush for its skeleton but honestly I don’t have the time#stale ramble#stale asks
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TY FOR THE TAG!!!
@alix-is-o-a-k @isadora-greenhall @koszmarnybudyn (i was trying to tag new people😭) anyone who wants to do this, do it!! it’s so much fun!! if you don’t, no pressure🫡
just found the best pictew evar picrew chain IMMEDIATELY!!!
@officialgleamstar @supbitchss @i-3at-s0ap @zroqravity but literally anyone can join
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i am so tired
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art is my passion. 🏄♂️🧟
#thrush talks#thrush draws#thrush rambles#tf2#team fortress#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#scout tf2#ms. pauling#engineer tf2#pyro tf2#wip
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#ooc post.#rl illness;;#gross;;#unsanitary;;#? ig lol#I've got a recurring migraine level of ouchie atm lol#I've got a p badly deviated septum. and Asthma which I take a steroid inhaler for. iykyk.......#nah I'm jk. the steroids mean you get stuff like sinus infections and oral thrush no matter HOW hard you try to prevent it#and with the septum thing. you can get sinus infections really easy.#these two together? mean I get sinus infections p regularly. tho normally they're not too bad#this time around it's not great and there's so much pressure and I've got pain behind my eye akin to a migraine. but really centralised. li#*like. it's only there. when I get migraines it feels like a thorny vine is wrapping around the back of my brain#and I wanted to keep writing but instead I'm making paper dragon puppets with (for*) my kid and I'm covered in PVA glue and white paint. so#rambling in tags;;#/rant off
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THRUSHIE DESIGN LIVING RENT FREE IN ME… also grabbing libragender thrush that’s so real
me out here stabbing you with bluesnow plot bc we run with that here no one can stop us. morality be damned when we can have cute shit
also omg i didn’t consider bluefire oough… blue 100% would add her- self, did u really just unconsciously trans firepaw too?? ok, that’s canon now. -to this lil harem. blue has all the wives and is a lesbian icon
SO… YK… if we say bluesnowthrushfireyellow is real and beloved… do you grasp how angsty it would be when canon (and some extra events) get added?? like… fire watching her safe and sweet mates all die (bc they all totally would love her as she’s a lil people pleaser) and blue becomes so, so obsessive over fire to the point of refusing to let fire do anything…
then… if you wanna go canon divergent… imagine fire being so broken down by being obsessed over and given no time to herself to grieve, she can’t stop tigerclaw when he kills bluestar (and then that could become firetigerdark nonsense because OH THE ANGST…)
I didn’t actually mean to trans fire but FUCK IT anything can happen in this universe
Fire would be SO lucky to have so many mommates anyone would be jealous
#asks#GODDDDD tiger just ruining fires LIFEEEEE#he’s jealous he didn’t have any moms 😔#WAIT WHAT IF…… blue dangles white from thistle and he naturally goes STRAIGHT to tiger. his edgyness is exasperated#so tiger is somehow a Little more mean and willing to take whatever he wants. more AHDJFKD#he’d be the reason thrush dies NOOOOOO#god blue and yellow confiding in having to give up their kits (in a way) I could chew on rocks#realizes yellow technically didn’t give ‘em up YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN#sry for choosing to ramble in the tags doing it on an actual post feels. alien SHJFJFJS
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Inter-Dimensional Anomaly Master-post
Refs
Why things got weird
Rayonnant & Baroque
Shrike & Lark
Thrush & Cassowary
Loon & Astrapia
Starling & Hoatzin
Eostrix & Petrel & Grackle
Somehow, through means yet unknown to all, two variants of Dreamtale traded guardians. This caused a sort of ripple effect that changed the course of many, many universes and lives. Of course, having no way to know of other MVs aside from the JMV and DINTIS two, no one noticed.
Hopefully nothing even weirder happens that becomes a huge problem, hahaha.
#Inter-Dimensional Anomaly#IDA Rayonnant#IDA Baroque#IDA Shrike#IDA Lark#IDA Thrush#IDA Cassowary#IDA Starling#IDA Hoatzin#IDA Loon#IDA Astrapia#IDA Eostrix#IDA Petrel#IDA Grackle#can’t help but wonder what this MV’s variant of Rose is like#not that any of y’all remember Rose and Coriander I’m sure#....wouldn't it be funny if i made rose and peridot swap.#forcing everyone to look at rose and coriander because i made at least one of them canon would be sooo girlboss of me#sadly coriander's bio dad in their normal canon is ace here and rayonnant would not be interested in rose.#and by sadly i mean 'sad that Cori doesn't exist but ultimately very good for Rose'#those rambling takes Re: Rose and Peridot will (probably) be removed once I make a decision about all that. unless i forger
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YOU GUYS HOLD ON SHE HAS TO WIN
IF MERC DOESBT WIN ILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP
PLEASEEEE
IM BEGGING YOU
Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2
Propaganda
Ver'million "Millie" Blue (Friends at the Table: PARTIZAN):
Mech pilot with a body horror mode and a thematic dog motif. She’s trans in a culture that does gender way different than contemporary human genders, and she’s sexy about it. Escaped a military super soldier cloning program to join a revolutionary organization. Kind of a fish person (pls look up art of her, it’s all excellent). Dreams of settling down into a peaceful life and is so so so wife to me
She's a canonical goth trans woman with sick teal hair and scales and she's an alien who's vaguely fishlike and she's a sniper and an absolute shit kicker she's literally SO sexy
ok so i did just submit Pickman bc she won my tournament but i gotta say, Milli is my personal pick for sexiest f@tt character! she's goth! she could kill me! but she won't! she just wants to be away from the war! she's breaking out of the worldview she's been conditioned in to since infancy! her mech is called the stray dog! and after the campaign ends she goes around recruiting so many people that they recognizably start getting called the stray dogs! she's so excited to have literally any participation in governing! she spends a while going around the moon to install a communications system and gets to learn what its like when you approach people in a way that isn't immediately antagonistic! SHE DECLARED A GOOD HER RIVAL! she got SO close to getting out but then her sense of duty to others pulled her back in (im not actually sure if that last one is hot exactly but it SURE is compelling). AND SHE'S A FISH WHO REJECTED THE GENDER SYSTEM SHE GREW UP IN FOR ONE NOT DESIGNED TO FURTHER WARFARE!
The entire blog @fuckyeahvermillionblue.
Mercedes Oak-Garcia (Dungeons & Daddies):
MILF of the Year
#mercedes oak garcia#VOTE MERCEDES#dndaddies#dndads#dndads poll#PLEASEEEEE#thrush talks#thrush rambles
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✨📱Kiss me Through the Phone 📱✨
Fontaine x black!fem!reader
Warnings/content: fluff, cursing, mentions of smoking/weed, long fic. Black!Fem!Reader, ramblings
He treated his phone like the tool it was. There were few apps for entertainment, and the necessary apps to stay updated on what was going on in his streets.
Fontaine was never one for taking pictures until he met you. Now he has a nice collections of you on his phone.
Particularly, there is a folder of photos in his phone dedicated to your stuffed face. You turned full hamster when you were hungry and he thought it was adorable. This is top secret.
You have a folder of photos in your phone dedicated to catching him sleeping during movies. From cozy shots of him latched on to you like a giant octopus to the bent neck, open mouthed snooze. What started off as a cache of evidence became an absolute delight. This was also top secret.
Fontaine didn't save many numbers. Due to his business, the less information he made available the better. You swore his memory was his super power.
The first picture you ever sent Fontaine he'd swore he would get framed. It was purposely unflattering with an expression he didn't think your pretty face could make. It was sent to him by mistake but made him nearly choke on his '40 and he knew then he needed more of you.
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A little bit of sun was all the Glen needed for it's parks to come alive with get-togethers and hang-outs. That was the whole reason you and your girls were out in the first place, looking to get some warmth before the heat vanished again,
You were sitting close to each other sharing whispers and smoke. It was a lovely day though the breeze was relentless. Fontaine was already unzipping his jacket when you shivered for the umpteenth time.
The sight of him was poetic. Leaning up a bit just to whip his jacket over your shoulder, the sun taking it's place immediately with delicacy. Fontaine's face was soft at least enough for his golds to glimmer between full lips.
He was gilded in the setting sun as he stepped a bit closer to zip you properly into the jacket. You felt like you were staring, but you couldn't look away.
"There we go," he grinned at you as he passed the blunt to you and resetting your brain, "Wear it better than me."
"Better stop before this hoodie come up missing." You took a puff and laughed a bit,
"Y'know how clothes just be adventuring off on their own..."
"Is that so? You wanna takin' down my number so you can let a nigga know if his thermals come knocking at your door?"
"Your-your weed is good, so I suppose I'll be neighborly."
He laughed and you couldn't even feel the full thrush of embarrassment at your fumbling. You could only shake your head at yourself as you handed over your phone.
Fontaine typed in his number and you traded the blunt for your phone. He didn't save it at first and you added him to your contacts with the quickness.
Just as you always did, first thing that came to mind--
Sunglow.
Quickly after that you keep you eyes to your keyboard as you sent Fontaine a wave with a smiley face.
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You jerked awake, hearing hard knocking and loud voices seeping in through your cracked window.
Heart pounding as you stared up at the ceiling, you scrambled for your phone to see it was well past midnight. The TV was still going from when you fell asleep on the couch, but it wasn't enough to drown out the slurring call of your name.
Clutching your throw blanket, you swallowed as much of your panic as possible. It was your neighbor, drunk again and "confused" despite it being the third time this month.
As much as you tried to be understanding, it made you more than uncomfortable. The man was all grins and half-apologetic in the daytime, insisting that their front doors were nearly twins despite there being 3 houses between them. His roommates thought it was funny and made a few comments about how you even resembled his ex.
He even asked what the issue was with letting him linger until he sobers up enough to go home.
The next knocks were thunderous and got you out of bed. You weren't keen on opening the door or even speaking to him, it would only make it worse...
Tearing up as you heard the stumbling and nonsense filter through your door, you chewed your lip as you slowly typed out a text.
[Are you up?]
You winced. It sounded so dirty to you at the moment but you were scared and tired--
The sound of your ringer startled you enough to answer.
"Um, hi, sorry." You crept to your room in the dark, afraid to turn on the lights, "Did-Did I wake you?"
Fontaine made a soft noise, "Ain't doin' shit but runnin' to the store. What's got you up so late?"
You struggled for words for a moment but hissed when the banging came again. This time it sounded like he was hitting the front room's window.
"What the fuck is that?"
Fontaine's tone broke you, a sob stuttering out as you told him everything. You curled up and tried to make sense but a headache was beginning to grow.
"I'm comin', sweet heart, I'm on my way." Fontaine's voice was soothing in his promise, "Stay on the phone with me."
"Okay, 'm so sorry."
"Don't be. Just keep listening to me, you hear me? 'M on my way."
Fontaine's voice flowing through that little speaker was your life raft. You did as you were told, listening to the sound of him getting into his car and driving.
Your neighbor went quiet and it knowing where he was was worse. Imagining him stalking around the perimeter of your home, looking for things to "accidentally" break, ways into your home, would he do something to your car? In the dark feeling small, you quietly hoped that there were no red lights to keep Fontaine long.
The call ended and before your panic to dwell to hysteria, there was commotion from outside your house.
There was hollering and another terrible clattering noise. Running back into the living room, you peeked through the blinds with shaky hands.
Fontaine had your neighbor on the ground, bent up and yelping next to your overturned trash can. You could only see the back of him as he wrangled your neighbor.
You felt rooted to the spot, watching from somewhere else as you watched the terror that's been stealing your peace get the ragdoll treatment. Fontaine tossed him here and there, his voice furious and low.
Fontaine hauled your neighbor up enough to walk him down the street and out of sight. Still shaking, you took a seat on the couch and tried to pull yourself together.
You aren't sure how long you say there with anxiety eating away at your stomach. When your phone rang again, you hurried to answer.
"Hello, hi..."
"C'mon to the door, it's okay now."
You peeled yourself off the couch and went to the door, flinging it open but still unable to look him in the face. He was wearing only sweats and a grey long sleeved shirt. Quietly letting him in, you couldn't stop the tears when they returned.
Fontaine told you that he made absolutely sure that your neighbor knew what his porch looked like. You could only imagine what he meant by that.
"Don't cry anymore, you're okay now," Fontaine came near you, hand hovering your shoulders in a mimic of touch. You leaned forward until you could feel the softness of his shirt.
"You did good, I'm glad you let me know. Promise he ain't gonna bother you anymore, trust thayt."
Wrapping your arms around his waist, you asked if he would mind staying until morning. Fontaine cupped your face and ran his thumbs along your stinging cheeks.
"Of course."
He went toward the couch but you pulled lightly, leading him to your bedroom. Fontaine was quiet and you still sniffled as you crawled into bed. You only had to look at him and Fontaine hurried to follow.
Cuddled close and worn out, your nerves cooled enough for exhaustion to wander in.
"You can always call me. Just know that, yeah? If you're scared....call me. Don't matter what it is, I'm gonna be there."
Grateful, you could only nod again. Fontaine's hand splayed along your back and to the sound of his steady heartbeat, sleep finally came back for you.
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"It's probably somewhere in the car," you said to Fontaine as you searched your bag, "I think I left my lip chap anyway."
Fontaine paused in searching himself and pockets to give you a grateful nod.
" 'Preciate you."
You tossed a wink over your shoulder, turning to jog the short distance between the porch and Fontaine's car. He stayed behind, sorting the grocery bags more comfortably to key into the house.
The car was still unlocked and you whipped out your cell, dialing Fontaine's phone to hone in on its hiding spot.
I'll be your groupie, baby (oh whoa)
'Cause you are my superstar (ha, superstar, yeah)
No way. You nearly knocked your head trying to look beneath the driver's seat. Legs nearly hanging out the car as you laid as flat as you could. You were cheek to seat as you scrabbled beneath the seat, the song playing on.
I'm your number one fan, give me your autograph
Sign it right here on my heart (I'll be)
Pushing aside some loose change and grabbing Fontaine's phone, you went to decline your call when your eyes caught on the screen.
My Baby
The big softie, giving you butterflies and he isn't even near you. Wriggling and utterly smitten, you couldn't believe how much you liked this man.
Fontaine gave you such shit for having a crush, but then he goes and lets his homies hear your favorite song every time you call.
Grabbing carmex from the cupholder you could finally wriggle out of the car. Closing the door, you turned and saw Fontaine had been holding the door waiting for you the entire time.
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Fontaine texted and you sighed, wishing that you could see him in person. Sometimes the phone just wasn't enough.
Your phone vibrated again, the notification sound pinging through the earbud in your ear. Music definitely made the time spent pouring over technical details a bit more managable.
Fontaine's texts were little nuggets of gold you hoarded through the shift. An aimless sort of conversation that didn't make you feel pressured to answer so soon.
He sent you a picture of a stay cat you looked out for, hunched over what looked to be a half of sub sandwich. You sent him a picture of a goose sitting in one of the managerial parking spots at with all the attitude of a Cadillac.
Only you and a few other ladies jumped at the chance for a short shift the following day, but of course it mean sudden overtime. You glowered at the dwindling piles straight tab files and binders.
There were still records to edit and submit. Then a well deserved long-weekend after to look forward to.
Your phone vibrated in your lap, the only safe place for it since your desk turned into a disaster of binders, white-out, and sticky notes.
Sunglow: [come out side]
[I'm not at home remember?]
Sunglow: [never said you were]
You frowned at your phone. What the hell was he talking about?
You jumped when you heard the blare of a horn. It echoed in the empied parking lot and you were sure you aren't the only one who was leaving their desk to check.
Your cubicle had one of the best views of the parking lot and a few streets over, you put your face to the glass at the same time another horn sounded.
In all his glory, Fontaine leaned up against this car with his phone visibly in hand and the other tucked inside to rest on the steering wheel.
Surprised and fumbling back to your cubicle, you managed to dial Fontaine before he tried summoning you again.
"Romeo, Romeo, stop bein' so disruptive!" You hissed into your phone,"Stop honkin' that horn, you're going to wake up the guard!"
"I know you better bring yo' tail down that tower and give me what I came here fo', Juliet."
With only a sheepish grin to offer "mhmmm" and "okay, then, girl" looks you got, you hurried down the stairs while Fontaine grumbled about the integrity of your building's security through your ear.
Smoothing out your cardigan as you exited the building, you were wishing that you wore something a bit more flattering when Fontaine was already meeting you at the double doors.
You went when your hand was pulled and you were hugged by Fontaine as he rested up against the brick wall of your office. It was a little hiding spot that was mainly used by the night shift.
It was the perfect spot to hide away from supervisors and sudden rains.
"You got somethin' for making yo' man wait for so long?" Fontaine asked, keeping a hand at your waist while the other one steadied you by the chin. You chuckled before looking up at him and pursing your lips.
"Mhmm, don't mind if I do..." Fontaine purred and pressed his silky lips against yours.
Sweet and slow. Fontaine took hold of your hands, left them to massage your shoulders, used on hand to settle at the dip of your waist.
"I can't stay down here for too long," you breathed after parting, "Very tempting to hop into that passenger seat, though."
"Give the word, I'll peel out this bitch."
"Oh, I know you will," you laughed and kissed his cheek before pressing yours to his, " 'M happy you came to surprise me. I think I can make it to the end now."
"I aim to please."
The wind blew a bit tougher and you burrowed into him as best you could. He rested his chin on the top of your head, hands locking at the small of your back.
It felt like being set out in the sun to dry. A nice, long stretch after an afternoon nap. Just...good.
"How much longer do you have?" He asked voice quiet. You probably had another five or so minutes.
Shifting around so your phone could be brought up between you, "About this long."
Hitting play, you both listened to Ms. Hill remind you how nothing mattered more than where you wanted to be most.
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Don't you know me ?
Just watched 'the spy with my face', and imagine what could have been (btw I'm sick and didn't feel like doing colors this time- maybe next time)

[COMMISSIONS]
Like in the film, the only way to tell who's the real one is to kiss (or fuck) him ;)) Thrush didn't think of choosing a slut as his double.... Amateur mistake
Process (and rambling about the episode we saw) below vvv


I was so mad we didn't get the 'who do I shoot' type scene- it was the perfect setup !! Season 4 uncle would have done it smh
But even tho the ending was... Just ok ig. It did end up with a perfect relationship square (because there is no way the two stewardess are not already fucking each other)
Anyway, beautiful poly ending ! I hope they had sick nasty fun under the whatchful gaze of the clown
PS : thank you to the person who recommended we whatch 'pop art' !! It was a banger episode ! Even tho Illya spending the entirety of the episode in flip flops led to @quijicroix telling me that he would "absolutely wear birkenstocks like an old lesbian in his free time"... And I hate that I can't say they're wrong- And now I have to face the fact one of the few men on my "exceptions" list would rock the birkendstock suit combo. Help.
#the day I learn to draw Illya's face I will become unstoppable#why is robert vaughn so much easier to draw uuuhhhhh#illya kuryakin#napoleon solo#napollya#tmfu tv#the man from uncle#tmfu#tmfu fanart#napoleon solo fanart#illya kuryakin fanart#the man from uncle tv#cw guns#art#my art#digital art#fanart#illustration#lineart#artist on tumblr
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The summer-flower has run to seed, And yellow is the woodland bough; And every leaf of bush and weed Is tipt with autumn's pencil now. And I do love the varied hue, And I do love the browning plain; And I do love each scene to view, That's mark'd with beauties of her reign. The woodbine-trees red berries bear, That clustering hang upon the bower; While, fondly lingering here and there, Peeps out a dwindling sickly flower. The trees' gay leaves are turned brown, By every little wind undress'd; And as they flap and whistle down, We see the birds' deserted nest. No thrush or blackbird meets the eye, Or fills the ear with summer's strain; They but dart out for worm and fly, Then silent seek their rest again. Beside the brook, in misty blue, Bilberries glow on tendrils weak, Where many a bare-foot splashes through, The pulpy, juicy prize to seek: For 'tis the rustic boy's delight, Now autumn's sun so warmly gleams, And these ripe berries tempt his sight, To dabble in the shallow streams. And oft his rambles we may trace, Delv'd in the mud his printing feet, And oft we meet a chubby face All stained with the berries sweet.
Autumn by John Clare
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