#They gave this man 5 Houndooms

[am0ckery]

Just how many dogs does a guy need?

[frostbite-yinny]

what dog pokemon do you have available at the moment? not positive if i actually will adopt one, but would be interested to know in case!

Trust me, even the fact that you might adopt one is enough to motivate me XD So! Here are some canine pokemon that are up for adoption:

Bullet the Boltund: She was a house pet Boltund's cub before the owner sold him to some trainer. Well, she didn't do well in the battles. The trainer abused him to 'get him to his full potential' which, well, just gave her anxiety. She wants t trust someone, that's obvious in the way her tail wags whenever we have visitors but sadly gets scared easily. She just needs some time and a little patience to get back to her loving self ^^ Rocky the mid-day Lycanroc: He is a battler, on the older side. He is fierce with strong protection instincts and loyalty. He is extremely experienced, spending years after years battling and traveling the world with his trainer. He was dropped off because his trainer was in a car accident that took her life. Leaving all her Pokemon to the grieving father who couldn't look after his daughter's Pokemon. A little disclaimer, he only has one eye and a pretty nasty scar that lifts the tip of his lip a little. Donuke the stoutland: Old retired sled-pokemon. Well, I'm saying old but she is barely 5 years old. Bred and trained to be a sled dog and spent her whole life doing exactly that. She has thicker fur than standard breeds and sheds a lot more, which made the 2 previous owners to bring her back. Other than that, she is loyal and strong. And an experienced fighter. She does have more energy than some people can keep up with but regular daily exercise will definitely take care of that. Now, a few other available dog pokemon: Fancy Pants the Furfrou, twin Granbull's who refuse to be adopted apart, teeny tiny man the herdier (yes thats his name), BLOODLUST the houndoom, a lucario and a manetric Lasty, a few eggs: Two electrike eggs, a growlithe eggs, a houndour egg, a riolu egg and a smeargle egg

Anyone else can adopt these pokemon as well, feel free to reach out!

[a-tale-of-legends]

I am once again giving pokemon villains the team they deserve. This time it's Archer cause wtf was that end game team. He was supposed to be the final boss of Team Rocket 2 and like. He's a whole nothing burger really. I'm already reworking Johto for the Legendverse, but come on man. Do better.

Anyway, here's his team. Wasn't sure if I wanted to go with 5 or 6 pokemon, but decided to go with 5 so it's clear that Archer is not Giovanni. Reasoning for each new pokemon.

Electrode: He had one in let's go, and usually I ignore those games, but I think it's interesting enough for him to have so I gave it to him.

Kingdra: It's speculated that Archer was the leader of the Sevii Islands branch, and from what I could gather, the Sevii Islands have a lot of horsea. Tentacruel was another good option, but like. So many johto pokemon aren't as represented as is in Johto, so why not give it to the man. I think it matches his aesthetic better imo.

Golbat: Golbat was on the team that the nameless admin( who is speculated to be Archer) had! It's not a crobat bc it's Team Rocket. They don't do friendship with pokemon, especially Archer who is trying so hard to match Giovanni's ideals.

And yeah that's it. Weezing and Houndoom are the only ones from his og team. Houndour is not there bc why the fuck is the boss of the game have a houndour.

[johtoxdarkxelite]

Karen Head Canons

1. This should be a no- Brainer but she has a no off button when it comes to flirting. Regardless of gender, she will flirt. However, she is extremely picky when it comes to romantic associations.

2. Before joining the 'Masked Man', she was the daughter of a wealthy family. Had she stayed within her village, she would've grown to be a geisha. She thought that path was boring and decided to join the Masked Man willingly.

3. Even though she isn't with an evil organization anymore, she still retains some of her old habits when she was there. Such as torturing her enemies/ opponents. Which is why she loves dark types.

4. Her first Pokémon were an Eevee and Houndor. She was gifted the Eevee when she was ten and caught Houndor when the hound was bound to a Pokémon pound a year later. Her Pokémon are loyal and protective. If they are friendly towards others, they trust them around Karen.

5. Due to her early upbringing, she was taught how to dance. She isn't fond of the tight kimonos, but if she ever gets the chance to dance, she will pull the closest person nearby and force them to dance with her.

6. Speaking of flirting She will sometimes flirt and roll off with lines to distract her opponent. Flustered trainers are easier for her to manipulate. There's a reason why she's the final wall before you fight Lance. The Dark Femme Fatale of the Johto region stops you.

7. When she goes to bed, her Houndoom is always outside her door, and her Umbreon is near the foot of her bed. They make sure she is protected in her sleep.

8. Karen sees Will as a Partner in Crime due to their constant teaming up when they worked with the 'Masked Man'. To a degree, she has feelings for him - even if they aren't seen the same in return.

9. Participating in the PML in Pasio gave her a chance to experience a thrill but didn't hit the pinnacle of excitement until she saw Grimsley on stage. After discussing things with Will, they decided they needed him on their team, as they were both excited by his tactics.

10. Karen isn't the greatest cook but she knows how to bake. Ask her to make cookies, she's got you -- might be special cookies though. Ask her to cook a meal? You might want to open a few windows and get a water-type Pokémon to put out the smoke and fire.

11. So long as there is open communication, she has no problem with poly relationships. She doesn't care if she's not the center of attention. So long as everyone is having fun and happy, she's happy with her lovers. Everyone has to get along for it to work. No ifs or buts.

12. She finds the idea of passing down legacies of Pokémon, forcing a particular type down one's throat, is cruel. If you're going to train Pokémon and have a lifetime battling companion, you should have a type you feel comfortable with. Do what makes you happy, not for others.

13. Karen isn't too fond of trainers who have a knack for 'playing it safe'. If you're not going to take a risk and give a battle your all, she wants nothing to do with them.

14. Without her heels, she's two inches taller than Will. This makes her perfect for hugs -- which she only allows a small number of people to touch her.

15. Karen loves her long hair and will never put it up. Doing so would mean that she submits to the pre-planned lifestyle her father had for her. She would rather distract her prey with her natural looks than layers of cosmetics with her hair up.

16. Karen normally trains her Pokemon late at night. Due to this, she heads into bed just before dawn. This, more or less, makes it hard for her to wake up early. She normally doesn't wake till noon.

17. Even though she butts heads with Lance like oil and vinegar, when he fought against Leon in the Pokemon League, she was one of his biggest cheerleaders - as she knows how powerful his Dragon Types are.

18. The Elites in the Indigo League often train against one another when they don't have challengers. The Elite she usually has a problem with is Koga. She's not a fan of his poison attacks but she works on countering his Pokemon by mocking them with a move like Foul Play.

19. Karen is a giggly drunk. It not only helps her mellow out but almost everything becomes funny to her. She isn't a lightweight though. The most she's been known to drink is twelve shots of tequila and five shots of rum in a single sitting before getting into a massive giggle.

[semi-imaginary-place]

 thI’m gonna beat Platinum with only pachirisu (bibarel’s along for the ride, and HMs)

I named myself Pachi and my rival (Barry) was Risu because Gen 4 has a character limit to names and wouldn’t let me name them Pachirisu1 and Pachirisu2 or Electric Squirrel 1 and 2.

So i more or less blitz through oreburgs gym as fast as i could avoiding trainers and not catching any pokemon, and then spent the next half an hour trying to catch a pachirisu because despite a 10% chance, rng screwed me over and they refused to come out. After i caught the first one, I didn’t see another one for another half hour. Literally went from level 11 to level 17 before i saw another pachirisu. so my the rules i gave myself, once i caught the first pachirisu, I could only use that pachirisu. Now a level 11 pachirisu’s only damaging move is quick attack. this thing has base 45 attack. it was suffering. 

at level 13 pachirisu learn spark and things got better from there. Levels 13-27 were actually ok all things considered. Like it was only 30% harder than normal. I’m now at hearthome and I expect things to get much harder from here on out as other pokemon start evolving and getting better stats and moves. base 45 attack and special attack...

look at this thing’s pathetic moveset. Please remember this is gen 4 so TMs are single use. 

Geodudes are the bane of my existence, caves and hikers my arch enemies. by level 18 or something they learn magnitude and the only things i have to damage them are quick attack and swift. Battles are slow. Now pachirisu does actually have some bulk (well comparatively speaking for a ~lv15 rat) so these fights ended up with a lot of stalling and healing as I slowly chip away with with swift and bide (if they don’t magnitude me to death), I’ve ended up in a lot of battles the ended up in struggle. please note the pp of the above moves. Geodudes usually spend the first 1-3 turns rock polishing so that’s when i use charm to drop their attack into the void and then comes the guessing game of when they’ll attack (rock throw etc.) where i should bide and when they’ll do defense curl (and i should just attack).

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well the hearthome, veilstone, and pastoria gyms didn’t cause me any problems. It takes 3 hits to take anything down but it also take 4 hits to down pachirisu. I’m also over leveled so i skipped some optional areas. all in all its not hard. yet.. probably because I’m overleved. pachirisu’s got discharge and superfang so im doing ok for now

the barry canalave fight went well until i got to the roserade.... its special attack is high enough i needed to heal every other turn. then it leech seeded me and kept sleeping me.... Canalave gym er well the steelix really caused me problems. I more or less heal stalled it to death. Pachirisu just doesn’t have enough power. That was painful just slowly chipping away at it.... healing every 3 turns, trying to keep it confused as much as possible.

By level 43, pachirisus’ stats are starting to fall behind, I can’t one shot wild pokemon 15 levels below me, and am increasingly relying on super fang to get through battles. The ice gym was pretty bad, stalled out a few time.... ended up struggling the froslass to death... bled a lot of money...

brb purging this from my memory

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so catching 5 pachirisu was so mind numbingly boring that i got a mental block trying to catch no. 6 so i gave up. anyways went and caught my last pachirisu so now i finally have a full team. that said, I’m only really using 3.

I forgot how much i hated mt. cornet. i give up. Max Repels all the way. Team galactic was actually ok but mostly because they used a lot of murkrow and golbat. The final Cyrus fight was actually pretty good considering I’m level 48. Giratina though was a problem. So part of the initial rules was no catching pokemon so i had to knock it out. (I did catch a chansey because i wanted a lucky egg but the chansey and luck egg rates are so low i gave up and released the chansey i caught. also cynthia forced a togepi egg on me so i got that). Anyways the only move i had that wasn’t normal type was spark/discharge and giratina resists electric. so that fight took a while... i lowered giratina’s attack by 6 stages, paralyzed it and then kept it confused and slowly whittled down its health. didn’t lose too many, 1 KO from a crit.

Sunnyshore was a mixed bag, like it’d go ok and then I’d hit a wall and get stuck and bleed moomoo milks and then it’d be ok again for the next 4 pokemon. Pokemon like jolteon caused me a lot of problems since I only have normal and electric moves. I refuse to grind to for this so maybe I’m just making my life harder than it has to be but yeah not great but it could have been much worse. Overall I am definitely feeling pachirisu slowing down. The water route was fine, nice to be able to one shot things again (sometimes) but victory road is a huge road block with all the ground pokemon. it was terrible. I mainly used repels  to get through the first floor (got lost -_-) but I might go to iron island which i skipped earlier to grab iron tail. I haven’t used any tms yet because single use is terrifying and I’m scared of commitment but I’m considering toxic, double team, light screen, dig, charge beam, thunderwave. Charge beam looks good, but pachirisu is a little weak to be setting up and sweeping so i don’t know yet what I’m going to do. I don’t remember who is in the elite four either so i should look that up. The main problem with the elite four is going to be pp management. Maybe I will toxic and confusion everything to death...

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yeah getting though victory road was a war of attrition. it was hard.

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well that last barry fight was excruciatingly painful. I forgot it was there. Staraptor went down in 3 hits as did empoleon and heracross. Heracross kept one shoting me which was annoying and roserade resists electric so that took a while but snorlax was what really caused me trouble. I had to do that fight 4 times because of snorlax. So the problem with snorlax is rest, on a normal run you usually have something powerful enough to take down snorlax in 3 hits, but i don’t. snorlax is just so tanky that I can’t deal enough damage before it ses rest again. earthquake wasn’t so much a problem after 3 charms, but rest kept resetting any paralysis or confusion i got on snorlax. I had to exhaust all 10 pp for rest and all pp for earthquake plus switch out whenever crunch lowered my defense. it took a loooonnng time.

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So I beat the elite four and champion with the power on money. Man that took forever. I went and looked up the sinnoh elite four instead on going in blind like i had been. Zap is my physical attacker and Glitz is my special attacker. Funny thing is that For most of the game Zap has been highest level but Glitz pulled aheah after i sp. a. ev trained on route 212 for a couple levels. sparkle is just along for the ride. So the main danger in relying so heavily on x items is that there’s just a massive set up at the beginning of each fight as i throw like 3 x defense 3 x sp defense 4 sp attack/attck and 2 speed onto my pachirisu. 

So with Aron ?? bug dude? the yanmega would u turn and i died to the heracross a couple times via crits. that damn heracross. I’d send out sparkle to put 3 charms on the heracross and confuse it then switch to Zap and start setting up. It was either the drapion or the scizor that survived a hit but my def was boosted enough to survive. Side note: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE EARTHQUAKE. the drapion, the inpernape, the bronzong, all of bertha’s team....

To deal with Bertha I did teach grass knot to Glitz and set up on him with sparkle leading to charm the hippowdon. This (predictably) was the worse fight and i died the most here which was painful as i had to start over. uuggg. Also setting up took longer since hippowdon kept the sandstorm up. I thought its was only going to last 5 turns and hippowdon already had 3 charms on it so i didn’t was to kill it yet, well i learned. Rhyperior miraculously survived and then earthquake took half my health even with 4 x defends.

Ok so I’m convinced houndoom has an elevated crit rate or something because that thing crited me like once every 4 hits. I was originally pretty worried about magmortar and infernape but flint was ok, or well at least better than bertha. it was gallade in the next fight that gave me more trouble. Not to much but at one point i was praying to rng to not get crited on. But i made it through eventually.

At this point exhaustion is kicking is and I honestly don’t really remember what happened. I led with Glitz for this fight and the last 2 fights since their leading pokemon were all special attackers. Spiritomb was annoying because it kept lowering my sp defense. Set up too so long that by the time i was done, the only move it had pp left in was silverwind, so like 43 turns? I got through most of her team alright, except for the garchomp that survived and proceeded to earthquake me. My second attack left garchomp  with a sliver of health and after it attacked me, glitz was in the red too. After like 2 more turns of jockying with it i took it town with swift.

I can’t remember what fights these were but I got burned a few times and poisoned once and that was annoying. I think it was cynthia’s roserade which was her last pokemon, it's sludgebomb poisoned me i think but its was in the yellow health so i didn’t bother healing and took it down.

And that’s how i beat Pokemon Platinum TM with only pachirisu. In the end i really only used 3 pachirisu and you probably could do this with 1 pachirisu, i wouldn’t quite call this a callenge run since its not too hard. Its at the difficulty where anyone could do this. I mean the easiest way to beat the game with 1 pachirisu is to grind it to level 100 and stuff it with x items, but i hate grinding and since i skipped a lot of battles i was quite poor too. 

My final pokemon count was monferno (starter who i couldn’t bear to release but was poxed after valley windworks), togepi (thatcynthia shoved into the arms and I never used), chansey (i caught and released in a plan to get lucky eggs that i gave up on), tropius (for hms), bibarel (for hms), and 6 pachirisu,my pc boxes were very empty. i never had other pokemon and only pachirisu were ever in battles.

I don’t know why i did this. 

Pachirisu is cute.

[forcefuried-a]

now that i have finally posted anakin’s bio, i am free to do notes on the docudrama orre wars in pokéverse--

first movie was cowritten by adam lucas, a well-known documentary filmmaker whose specialty was blowing the whistle on corruption, and sayoko saihara, an OC of my friend bliss. adam originally wanted to do this alone, but he was paired with someone who had more experience in the fictional film industry.

adam lucas played a role in the actual orre wars, serving as a spy for the rebellion. during this time he personally met many of the personages he wrote about--luke, leia, vader, palpatine, han, chewie, lando. he was also the only person other than leia to figure out the fact that vader was formerly anakin skywalker and live. however, he chose to write himself out of the orre wars series, saying “it’s their story, not mine.”

sayoko, on the other hand, wrote herself into the series with a self-insert mary sue sith order admin named inqui ahmaya that didn’t actually exist. she also highkey shipped ahmaya with vader, there is a literal scene where vader starts choking ahmaya and she makes moaning noises, i cannot make this up (ok yeah i totally did make it up but you get what i mean). she is just such a blatant self insert that she easily becomes peoples’ least favorite character, the last straw for most of them is a scene when palpatine said that ahmaya might one day grow more powerful than vader.

sayoko is also responsible for fucking. fucking. darth vader fanservice. there is legit some lowkey fanservice of anakin in orre wars a new hope thanks to sayoko’s meddling, adam didn’t want ANY of that shit but she used her superior position to strongarm him into accepting this. she’s unable to ruin the next two movies with her bullshit however, because soon after the movie is released adam drops an exposé on her revealing how she was just a general bitch to everyone involved in the movie’s production. the most important thing is that it shows how sayoko more or less forced in all of the movie’s most hated plots and depictions, which leads to the company firing her and instating adam as the sole director of the orre wars series. after this change, there was no more fanservice.

orre wars vader is in general more sympathetic than star wars vader and probably more sympathetic than he was in the pokéverse’s real life. 

this is namely due to the fact that like in pokéverse in general, his return to the light was much more gradual and well-defined than a simple face-heel turn against the emperor in the end. but the film also makes him somewhat more human than perhaps he was, to draw out the conflict that adam lucas felt he had between the pulls of good and evil. 

this portrayal was also partly due to the fact that anakin refused to show up to the interviews that adam put out for the personages he would be writing about. so all adam had to go on was his brief encounters spying on the man, a conversation in which anakin went off about how fucked up he thought the jedi and arceus were (a sentiment that adam agreed with) and the personal testimony of those around him. luke gave an extremely sympathetic portrait of his dad, saying things like “i could sense the conflict within him every step of the way. even when my sister told me all was lost, i still wanted to believe.” when he called his dad a “tortured soul” that really put the nail in the coffin of orre wars vader turning out like his star wars counterpart.

given that in pokéverse vader’s suit, helmet and voice change are merely to hide his identity rather than serving as a form of life support, orre wars vader spends a considerable portion of his screentime without his mask. but he is no less terrifying without his mask than with it, and some fans would even say maskless vader is scarier due to his furious and sometimes demented expressions and the fact that his voice often rises to a shout that gives off the vibe of a wrathful deity which just, does not happen when he’s under the mask. yet, there is also a case to be made for the time when he’s in the suit and he tells the rebels “i am a GOD, foul creatures…” in the most cold and chilling way.

vader’s mannerisms and tone of voice heavily draw on adam lucas’s actual observations of him when he was spying for the rebels. not only that, his general aesthetic in empire strikes back and return of the jedi is also inspired by anakin’s insta, as ani loves giving himself a scifi horror vibe with the cybernetic half of his face by constantly updating its appearance to look edgy as fuck……save for the 5% of his insta that’s him taking soft pictures with his kids the other 95% of his pictures are Nightmare Fuel in the most glorious possible way. it’s to the point that people have shot-by-shot comparisons between maskless movie vader and anakin’s actual insta, and they’re more or less identical.

irl vader in pokéverse also did not have burn scars on his face and chest until leia set him on fire with her houndoom in the final battle. however, movie vader has those burn scars.

[theangrypokemaniac]

Fav pomemon?

Hello!

I'm sorry if expect you expect a one-word answer, but I don't seem to be capable of those. I'm ashamed of how long it is, as I realised I had a lot I really liked, and I don't know if I feel strongly enough about any of them specifically to warrant promotion to favourite.

Prepare yourself:

Such a question to ask, and so many to choose!

Being wholly indecisive, I have several answers to give:

1. It'll seem strange but I don't remember ever having a favourite Pokémon. It was the people that interested me the most, their quirks and personalities. There being Pokémon was a means to an end.

2. At the same time, I had a soft spot for Pokémon that, once evolved, just looked like fatter versions of their previous selves:

• Pikachu and Raichu

• Clefairy and Clefable

• Jigglypuff and Wigglytuff

• Chansey and Blissey

• Marill and Azumarill

3. Out of love for the anime, all the Pokémon Ash, Misty, Brock, Jessie and James had from Kanto to Johto, but especially Pikachu, Meowth, Butterfree, Psyduck, Vulpix, Togepi, Lickitung, Victreebel, Horsea, Lapras and Snorlax.

4. My mom's favourite's still remain Vulpix, Ninetales, Gastly, Haunter, Gengar, Ponyta, Rapidash, Horsea, Seadra, Staryu, Starmie, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon and Flareon, so them too.

5. Vileplume, not only it belongs to my main girl Jessibelle, and is capable of holding a cup of tea at last, but because it sounds like a Cockney flower girl, like Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady.

Vyyyyyulploooooom!!!

6. My favourite film is The Power of One, so Lugia, Articuno, Zapdos, and Moltres. I always preferred Pokémon Silver to get Lugia at the earliest.

7. Mewtwo and Mew for giving us the only film based on the games' plot.

8. I'm still stuck on Johto being 'new', because no following generation has ever made me that excited. These days fans expect another generation every three or four years, but then it was genuinely surprising for there to be a sequel.

What, you mean there are more of them?!

All of that set. Particularly Mareep, Flaaffy, Ampharos, Wooper and Quagsire. Never once played a game without them on my team.

9. Groudon. Can't remember why. I just know I played Ruby a lot more than Sapphire.

10. I quite like Xerneas's delicacy, but they gave it a female voice in the Diancie film.

It's a stag!

11. Shaymin when a hedgehog, and not the mouthy film one that slags off Ash.

12. Eeveelutions, although it still niggles there wasn't a Grass type in the First Generation that needed a Leaf Stone.

13. Houndoom, the dog of Satan!

We have a lot of folklore about demonic, fire-breathing dogs in England, so it makes me feel at home.

14. Sabrina is my favourite Gym Leader as she has a backstory, so Abra, Kadabra, and Alakazam.

Everyone had Alakazam! He laid waste to enemies!

15. Jigglypuff! There ain't no party without Jigglypuff. I never knew why the posters had her dark pink with green eyes whereas the anime version was light pink with blue eyes, but I preferred that.

16. Snubbull for being adorably gruff and grumpy looking yet still being a girl in the series. I liked the set up of Jessie and James having a cat and a dog. Her owner looked just like my nan too.

That's where she went!

17. The sort of bizarre freaks there were in the First Generation that you don't get anymore, where you'd just stare at them in disbelief.

Mr. Mime, the slave of Dame Ketchum.

A mime artist!

There are female ones!

It was called 'Marcel' in Red and Blue, after Marcel Marceau, so was probably a Frenchman.

Jynx, the slave and possible wife of Santa.

An opera singer!

It's got armour-plated bosoms!

It's from The Ring Cycle!

To this day I wonder where that man in Cerulean City got his.

If from Johto, why is it a Kanto Pokémon?

18. Slowpoke and Slowbro, for their Psyduck-esque bossed-out expression.

19. Litwick, Lampent and Chandelure. Interesting idea.

20. Bulbasaur was my first ever Pokémon, so it will always be special, even more so because it was erased by an Xploder cheat cartridge! As was the Mew I had, and you had to attend the download then!

Rest in peace.

21. Babies, so Pichu, Cleffa, Igglybuff and Azurill, but not Mime Jr. or Smoochum.

I can't believe they try and make Mime Jr. 'cute'.

It's a clown! It's evil!

Smoochum is alright, but it's a duck.

Isn't it?

A duck with the haircut of a mediæval page.

22. Gible. Not just Ash's, which brightened up the series and always came across as far more knowing than it let on, but the one Lyra and that fella she was with had, because it honked when it fell over!

23. Cofagrigus for being Tutankhamun's sarcophagus. It's surprising James didn't have one. Every time it came out, it could've stuffed him inside, but I suppose that doesn't fit with such a humourless era.

24. The Pikachu character, though I went right off Emolga when it was caught by Iris.

Togedemaru is the anarchic one, does what it wants and doesn't care.

25. Cats, especially Espurr because of the noise it makes, and being all alone in that old woman's house.

26. I like Empoleon's design. It looks to be wearing a doily for a waistcoat, but Barry is a dickhead!

27. Hoppip, Skiploom and Jumpluff. Useless in battle, but they're so sweet!

28. Shinx, Luxio and Luxray: thunder cats!

29. Raikou, Entei and Suicune, but especially Raikou for it's colours. I still remember the first time I ran into one in the grass of Johto, and being frightened as to what it was coming at me.

30. Magmar for the classic volcano war with Charizard, though slightly spoiled by speculating that it too is a duck.

31. Tough Pokémon like Gyarados, Dragonite and Tyranitar that are difficult to obtain, worth it, and have to be given double weakness to make it fair for everyone else.

Why is Gyarados a Flying type?

32. I do like Type:Null and Silvally as they remind me of Final Fantasy foes, but 'Type:Null' is one of the worst names there's ever been.

33. Zeraora, even if it does looks more like a Digimon having gone through Golden Armour Energise.

34. Cubone wears the skull of its dead mother! Marowak is her avenger!

Brings out the emo in me.

35. I realise how strange this is, but Tangela. I think because the only one you see in the Indigo League is Erika's, so it had mystery. Not to mention not being able to see its face.

It wears shiny red shoes!

Another Grass Pokémon who can't have a cup of tea with no arms!

[gingerweed-man]

Tag Game

Tagged by a Jojo meme: @ohgayassu

Rules: Answer 30 questions. Tag ?? blogs you want to get to know better.

Nickname(s): Fuck sake, where do I start? Tom, Bruce, Jesus, THOT, Ham, Sabu, Saboobie, DarkNerd, Gingerweed Man, Nerd, Dark, Capn, Capn Wayne, etc. etc., so on and so forth. None of these are my birth names btw nor even related to it. I only gave myself the DarkNerd and Capn Wayne related ones.

Gender: Cismale but idrc whatever you call me

Sign: Fish

Height: 5'4"

Current time: 1:20AM

Favourite band(s): MCR, Gorillaz

The edgy bands I usually listen to (mostly while drawing or animating): MCR

Sweeter bands: Gorillaz I guess? Ludo maybe too.

The bands that I’ve been a fan of for so long that I have listen to all their albums at least a billion time:  MCR

Also all the bands Ohgayassu listed: I mean Ive heard Artic Monkeys, Mindless Self Imdulgence, Twenty One Pilots, and maybe the Neighborhood? Obv, I love Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Daft Punk, and Gorillaz.

Favourite solo artist(s): Gorillaz technically

Song stuck in my head: CAUSE IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

Some In my head rn are: YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON

Last movie I saw: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Last show I watched: uh... the last show I actually sat down and watched was Hinamatsuri, the first anime (and show) I've watched since Samurai Jack Season 5 ended.

When did I create my blog: Oh shit, July 2014, happy 4 year anniversary me

What do I post: Hamtaro, Animal Crossing, and stuff that helps me not want to kill myself usually

Last thing I googled: Before Googling how to see my tumblr's first post, it was "LLC meaning"

Do I have any other blogs: YEP

There's @achhd-fashionproject , where I suffer and upload QRs I made in ACHHD or on the rare occasion, one that someone else made.

@sabu-pigeon-fucker is my Hamtaro blog but Idk if I wanna have a seperate blog for hamtaro or keep it on my main so it's dead for the moment.

Yall should check out @teh-nubcakezorz which is my art blog. I try to upload consistently is what I would say if I were a liar.

I have a Pokeaskblog, @whenever-ribombee but it's also dead atm. I just cant find much motivation for it.

My rarely updated bc personal family issues body positivity blog is @phat-thottie because of course I had to get that url

A secret project blog.

And these last two:

My Semi-NSFW/Gore blog. There's no actual nsfw, minus the gore, but it's content that I feel might make someone uncomfortable goes there. Ask and maybe I'll give it to you.

I have a vent blog also.

Do I get asks: Rarely, but they're almost always wonderful to see.

Why did I choose my URL: the Gingerweed Man is the greatest film character in all history and my lad

Following: uh... 2262 blogs... oh boi

Followed by: 1068 blogs. I just need one more, that's all I ask for now.

Average hours of sleep: Average? They're all outliers.

Lucky number: 69 and 420

Instruments: Accordion, Trumpet, Tuba, I suck at all 3

What am I wearing: Black tank top and navy and white shorts

Dream job: Figure designer/sculptor

Favourite food: Cheesecake Factory Rice Jambalaya

Nationality: Latino

Favourite song: MCR - House of Wolves, MCR - Black Parade, or Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (of which I still have all the lyrics engraves in my memory)

Last book I read: Hamtaro Handbook

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Uh... let's see...

#3 Pokemon. I can finally have my twin tank tortoise, edgy furry mongoose, adorable sonic ninja cicada, and my swag sweet bee. Counter point: Beedrill is real. So is Houndoom, and it can give me literally unending pain.

#2 Hamtaro. I am given my government assigned hamster with 1 primary personality trait and can fuck off and do whatever while my ham goes on adventures in another dimension made of fucking candy or fights actual Hamster Satan. Alternatively, I am said hamster going on adventures which is still rad.

#1 Animal Crossing. No more money problems, I have a home and can pay my debts off with actual no deadline. Or just not pay them. Plus free fruit. And a toaster with endless supply of toast.

I’ll tag some swaglords:

@peigeom @nukekioh @boxyguy @namonaki-und-friends @lalala-sushi @spiral-phantoms @mafurachan @robo-joe @magentmagent @dawnb1ade @princess-leslie

[that-one-asshole-you-love]

Sam Sekings (Pokemon Universe)

Name: Samantha Sekings

Race: Human

Hair: Straight, dyed purple, ties back into a short ponytail.

Age: 26

Sexuality: Homosexual

Face: Deep green eyes with eye color changing contacts, which she actually needs to see. If she isn’t wearing them, she has a pair of square rimmed glasses that she wears. She also has incredibly white teeth, and has had medical procedures done to make them very sharp and very pointy. She has both her ears pierced with amethyst studs, a ring through her right eyebrow, a black stud through her tongue, and a silver ring through the left side of her bottom lip.

Body: She is thin and short, around 5″2, with muscular arms, scrawny hips and a small chest. She is healthy, but seems to work out her arms more than the rest. She has a large scar from when she took her parent’s car joy riding when she was young. the scar runs down her back. She has several tattoos, including an eel coiling around her arm, a sharks jaw on her ass so it looks like it’s biting her, and and a huge tattoo of a knife that seems to be stuck in her back at the bottom end of the scar, as if it had left it. She also has a tramp stamp that looks like the stereotypical dolphin design, except the two dolphins are sharpedos, each holding half of a man they’ve ripped apart. The actual design below them is the same, except that it appears to have a few of the mans organs and lots of his blood splattered across it. Her skin is a tan color due to her family on her mothers side.

Clothing: She wears booty shorts, with converse and a very expensive looking purple leather jacket, with the name “Violet Apocalypse” on the back, the words above and below (respectively) a skull with sharp teeth like hers and amethyst’s for eyes. Under the jacket she wears a casual black tank top that is easily removable and very comfortable. For sleep, she wears a pair of fluffy pajama pants and a sports bra, and for fancy occasions, she has a black suit with a purple undershirt. For winter, she has her normal outfit, but with cargo pants instead of shorts, along with leather gloves and a beanie.

Job: She is the lead singer for the band “Violet Apocalypse”, a succesful-but-not-so-famous band, along with her best friends, and works during the day as a licensed tattoo artist, with the motto “No Tattoo too big, no art to complicated, no body part too private!”. She was disowned by her parents, but managed to transfer several million from their bank account into her own, making her 2 jobs basically passion projects.

Personality: She doesn’t think things through, doing basically anything she wants for the thrill of it. She Is hot-headed, snarky, annoying at times, and protective of anyone she knows, friend or enemy. Due to her never quite being what her parents wanted, she is always trying to find new ways to prove herself. Shes VERY handsy with people she knows, and occasionally with VERY attractive strangers.In terms of bad habits, she smokes. Mainly because of her oral fixation. When its not a cigarette, its a toothpick or a dum dum pop.

Backstory: She grew up unwanted. She was the offspring of a rich business man running a Poke ball company and his mistress. She forced him to raise the child with her and take care of her, or she’d expose the affair and ruin him socially. So he agreed. The mother died of brain cancer when Sam was 19, and thats when the father essentially gave her 2 million dollars to get out of his life for good. (She managed to barter her way up from 750,000) Her brother, who was the offspring of the man’s actual wife and not his mistress, was infuriated by this and left the family, making the sole heir of the company their shitty little brother. Together with her brother, his wife, and the man who taught her everything she knows about the streets, they formed the band “Violet Apocalypse” which brings in just enough money for all four of them to survive. So, each do their own thing on the side to make luxury money. She, for instance, is a tattoo artist, which pays for all the hair dye she buys and all the fun shit she ends up doing.

Pokemon: 

Razor Wire

An old, retired elite four houndoom she found left for dead, seeing as he was very badly injured, and had been released for his horrible loss. So, she took him in and nursed him back to health. It then allowed her to catch it in a luxury ball, and has acted as her guardian ever since.

Stats:

Lv. 95

HP: 354

Attack: 306

Defense: 218

Sp. Atk: 350

Sp. Def: 284

Speed: 317

Moves:

Flamethrower

Dark Pulse

Sunny Day

Solarbeam

Brucie

A gift from her father to try and make her a trainer at a young age. Instead, it just gave her a way to annoy the poor bastard. This sharpedo has very little control of its own power, which is why its not allowed to fight, since it has a hard time holding itself back from killing.

Lv. 30

Stats:

Nooooooooot great, ill be honest.

Movies:

Bite

Crunch

Water jet

Surf

[trashguardiangal]

TOP 10 FAVORITE POKEMON

I got bored, so I decided to share my ten favorite Pokes~ Warning, OPINIONS. OPINIONS EVERYWHERE. 10. Scolipede. Scolipede is a badass looking bug. I honestly had no idea it existed, since I never played the main series gen 5 games, but one day I played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Gates to Infinity, and I saw one. And, oh man... I fell in love. When I got the chance, I made one a parnter Pokemon on my Mystery Dungeon squad. And when X and Y came out, I grabbed a Venipede the second I found one, and don't regret using it. And when I got Pokemon White and White 2, I caught a Venipede right away. It's such a cool Pokemon... 9. Lycanroc (Midnight Form!) Ever since I saw Rockruff's evolutions, I'm not going to lie, the Midnight form disappointed me, since I was dead set on Pokemon Moon. But I gave it a chance. And I wasn't let down. Sure, it's not as cute as the Midday form, but it's a beast! It's design is much better, it's cry is AMAZING, and it's color choices, I'm in love... I would take a Midnight Lycanroc over a Midday every time. 8. Arbok. Out of all the snake Pokemon we have, this one is easily my favorites. It's such a badass looking snake! I love the creepy face on it's... Chest? I'm not super educated on snakes. I never used one in Red or Blue, but in Soul Silver, I trained up an Arbok, and it was the second strongest on my team, second to my Typlosion. Such a simple, yet amazing design... I love it. 7. Espeon. What's a favorite Pokemon list without an Eeveelution? Espeon has to be one of my favorite cat Pokemon. It has such a sleek design, and it always looks like it's hiding something... It's such a fast and strong Pokemon, and very easy to use. If only GETTING an Espeon could be easy. 6. Murkrow. I really love crows. They aren't rare birds, you see them all over the place, but I love them. They're black birds, that's it. I can't really explain my love of crows, but my love for Murkrow should be obvious. I never got to use a Honchkrow before, it was always just a Murkrow. It's not very strong, but it's so adorable... I love the little hat on it's head. And it's cry is just like a crow! I love it so much... 5. Lurantis. Praying Mantis... Easily one of my favorite insects. The ORCHID mantis is beautiful... I really want one in real life, but I can settle for a Pokemon. I love Lurantis's design and colors, thsy go so well... I like how the shiny looks like a normal mantis, too! The little pants it has is also cool, a really nice touch. 4. Krookodile. When I got to the elite four in Pokemon White, and I challenged that (super sexy) dark type trainer, ad saw this Pokemon... I fell in love. I immediately wanted one. I never trained a Sandile because it never caught my eye, but when I saw Grimsley's, it immediately made me want one. It's my two favorite colors of all time, black and red... I love the burglar look as well! I could go on and on about Krookodile... 3. Mudsdale. I really love horses. Rapidash is a very elegant Pokemon, but I just can't see myself riding it without getting 3rd degree burns. Mudsdale is the horse Pokemon I've always wanted. I caught Mudbray late in the game, and I regret not catching it sooner. Mudsdale is such a bulky Pokemon. Yeah, it's slow, but it can tank hits, and dish out some. And riding it all over Alola fulfills my dream to ride a horse Pokemon. 2. Primirina. I didn't like Popplio at first. I was originally team Litten. But when I saw Primirina, I kicked Litten out the door and picked up a Popplio. I love the lore behind Sirens, and to have one as a Pokemon? It was great. It's always the ace of my team. So strong, and it's exclusive Z-Move is amazing! It's cry is also adorable... So cute! I'm glad I picked Popplio for my first adventure. 1. Houndoom. I have always, ALWAYS, wanted a Doberman. When I saw Houndoom, I nearly screamed. It was a Doberman, AND a Hellhound! Two of my favorite things put in one! I love Houndoom's type, Fire/Dark, much better on Houndoom then Incinaroar. I love it's little demon tail and horns. It's such an intimidating Pokemon, too! I wouldn't want to be caught in it's jaws, it could probably kill a person fairly easily! And it's Mega... Oh my god, I love it. Enhance horns. Houndoom fulfils my dream of having a Doberman, and is a badass Hellhound. Definitely one of the best canines of the Pokemon world, in my opinion.