rise villains are like
gordon ramsey cannibal
wrestler who makes it his life mission to destroy anything they love (unrelated to them being ninja turtles, simply a hater of teens)
a (failed) child influencer
couple of gays in showbiz (not musical theatre, diversity win)
scifi actor whos gone crazy and thinks aliens are real (hes right, but for the wrong reasons)
an evil dentist (average dentist)
their estranged dad and their step mom (unrelated to each other)
freddy fazbear
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I love one man and his name is Ronald Gladden
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the cinematic contrast of Shauna ‘literal murderer’ Shipman breaking down in front of the cops and essentially traumadumping on them versus her teenage daughter, who is genuinely innocent in all this and who seems to be wanting a good grade in covering up that exact murder stepping out of the interrogation room damn-near victoriously
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God I LOVE ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
Barbara : Ever since since she stopped listening to the Town Women
Gregory: City Girls
Barbra : Jacob get your phone out and play that Napster
Jacob : Spotify
Barbara : Jesus cover your ears .. hit it Mr.Johnson
*starts playing Back That Azz Up *
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TipTop??????
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LEGEND OF THE THREE CABALLEROS (2018)
Chapter Two: Labyrinth and Repeat
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im not gay you born-again homophobe halfwit 😭😭😭
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Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I just listened to the last few episodes of season 1 of Magnus Archives, right?
And I got to the part of episode like 39 I think? Where Jon and Martin are hiding out in that room in the Archives that Martin's been staying, and I got to the part where Jon's admitting that he isn't actually that skeptical of the stuff in the Archives, lovely moment.
But I remember reading a post a while back where someone said something like "it's so funny that once Jon says he believes in the paranormal he immediately suspects Martin of being a ghost" and I thought it was just an exaggeration but nope, not two minutes after Jon says he believes in the supernatural he straight up asks Martin "Are you sure you didn't die in the Archives?"
Idksjdjdjs Jesus this fucking dude /pos
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watching the righteous gemstones has reminded me of how little genuinely good comedy i know of like i genuinely can't think of any shows that have made me laugh out loud like that apart from like peep show
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mason making that kid cry and then gleefully exclaiming "have a chocolate" made me laugh so hard I started choking
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Sebastian has a way of talking like he's trying to vaguely remind Ciel every episode that he'll eat him when he dies like a house cat but his actions do nothing to convince me he doesn't love that kid like. Cmon.
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rewatching sense8 and oh my GOD i forgot kala broke rajan's entire dick while trying to have sex (read: trying to avoid wolfgang having sex)
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“Don’t I carry some weight?”
“49 kilos worth”
“I’VE GAINED!”
-cut to chu chu sitting on the scale with nanami-
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