#Ticklish!Schlatt

[saystrinity]

very much inspired by the fact i am Physically Unable to stay still irl :)))) also tysm for all the love on the last post!! i’ve always been scared of posting my work so i’ve been hiding away from the eyes of the interwebs for yoooonkksss

enjoy!!

⋆.˚ ❛ hcs ; chuckle sandwich x fidgety reader ! ༘⋆

꒷꒦ charlie:

absolutely matching your freak fidget

drumming his fingers against your collarbone when his arm is draped around your shoulder

constant hand squeezing, dude is trying to crack your knuckles for you

matching sets of bouncing legs

੭ ̊ schlatt:

“can you just- can you- dude.”

non-stop huffing, as if he doesn’t love the way you trace such intricate patterns against his arms whenever you can

will be buying you any stupid fidget toy he can find (that just reminded me. does anyone remember 300 chinese finger traps from the billboard video. cause i do)

eventually starts picking up the same habits, grumbling when you catch him out, him drawing those same designs in your skin the next time you’re together

✰ ˚ ted:

exasperated “babe”s, every single time

will teddy bear you into submission when you’re cuddling, every available limb curled around your body to hold you down and stop you from repositioning for the umpteenth time

biting back his grin when your fingers dance along an especially ticklish spot of his, playfully swatting you away to stop before it’s even started

100% lecturing you about the dangers of knuckle cracking (while you are loudly going ham on them right next to his ear. you do not stop. stick it to the man.)

[rabbitsrams]

i just feel like if you had a bit of a tummy schlatt would be OBSESSED WITH IT. (and im not saying this because *i* have one. no. /s)

okay. your stomach sticks out a bit. maybe a little more than that. either way, he loves it. he loves grabbing it, especially when he hugs you from behind. it’s just so pretty and so uniquely a part of you.

just always has a hand on you or by you so he can grab it. and if you’re ticklish? he’s all over you anyway. your little giggles are so cute.

sometimes wanting to lay his head on it while you’re in bed and half his body is dangling from the bed (this giant omg).

“aren’t you uncomfortable?”

“absolutely not.”

he just loves when you wear crop tops or tube tops because he gets to see it all out in its glory. and he always shows you off because you’re so pretty.

even when you wear shirts/sweaters that cover it (especially tighter shirts) he loves seeing it poke out (extra bonus if you’ve got a muffin top)!! and when you’re in a swimsuit????? he’s died and gone to heaven.

speaking of muffin tops, LOVES grabbing your hips and love handles. he just loves how soft your skin feels <3

“they’re called LOVE handles for a reason!”

ohhhhh if you have stretch marks!!!! kisses everywhere he just loves them. also sometimes traces them with his finger if you’re cuddling and he’s bored. thinks they look absolutely beautiful on you. 

tldr schlatt fucking loves your body <3

[renranram]

Could you maybe write a transmasc fic with a little spice of praise and degrading?? (There aren't enough transmasc fics 😓) you can also add your own little bedazzle to it ofc <33

Pretty Boy

nsfw

just schlatt fucking his boyfriend with love lolsies

afab reader, mentions of top scars, calling you his handsome boy, praising, calling you his slut/whore, p in v, daddy kink!

a/n; hii! okay.. erm im gonna be honest im not really great in this ff 😭 but yk i hope u enjoy it :))

you chuckle softly, getting ticklish as schlatt press kisses on your stomach, " my very very handsome boy " he whispers at you as he fixes your dark curly hair

" you're so fucking handsome " schlatt added, cupping your cheeks, as he presses smooches all over your face, as he slowly thrusts in and out of you as you moan in reply

" ah.. jay.. " you moans softly, as he continues to kiss you while his hips rolls gently and slowly

" you take me so well baby " schlatt continues to leave trails of kisses on your cheek until it reaches your neck as he pauses, " you smell so good " schlatt smiles before pecking your neck

" i think i'm buying you more of these " he teases you, as he holds up your leg, resting it on his shoulder, deepening his thrusts as you moan

" oh my god... jay, " you whimper out, as you gasp, feeling his teeth on your skin as your firsts ball up, gripping on his covers, schlatt groans out, slapping your thigh, gentle, " fuck.. dont tighten up slut "

your face flushes red, " my fucking handsome whore " jay mutters, as he continues to thrust, trailing his lips across your torso to put a stop as he reaches your chest

pecking on your top scars, his eyes staring at you with admiration, " i love you so much toots, im so fucking proud of you " he smiles

as he leans back, his hand trailing on your scars, " so fucking proud of you, so prettier with these " he added as he picks up his pace as you were a moaning mess

" i..i love you too " you hiccupped, schlatt always liked missionary, so he can admire how pretty you are, your teary eyes, your scars on your chest, your beautiful.. beautiful face

you throw your head back as he took you off guard, suddenly slamming his dick inside you again, his pace faster than ever as you were a mess under him

" ah ah ah ah oh my god- ah.. j-jay oh my god " you moan out, as schlatt grabs your hands, gently pinning you down as he mercifully continues to fuck you dumb with his cock

" my fucking pretty boy, such a fucking whore for my cock " he mutters, " does the pretty boy love his daddy so much? "

" yes, yes, oh my god, daddy yes- " you sobbed out, nodding as he plunges into your hole as if it's nothing, skin slapping, sweating and moaning fills the room

" daddy... daddy.. please.. please im about to cum " you manage to whimper out as he nods, " yeah? be a pretty one and put on a show for me alright? " he whispers

suddenly lifting you up, placing you on his lap as he places his hand on your back for support, " fuck.. baby boy.. i think im fucking cumming "

" ngh- ... fuck! " you scream out, your body shuddering as you release your orgasm whilst schlatt's penetrates your hole with his semen, filling you up

[mellorphic]

Chaotic DSMP headcanons

Jack hosted these massive barbecues in original L’Manberg

Wilbur and Techno (who are twins) have naturally pink hair. Wilbur is the one who dyes it, not Techno

Tommy is vegan

Puffy was so sick of being asked if he was related to Schlatt that they just started saying they were

There was a law in original L’Manberg that stealing wasn’t a crime. This was because Tommy did it so often that Wilbur had to make stealing legal so that he wouldn’t get thrown in jail

Niki is a scene kid.

Tommy used to read presidential paperwork stuff for Tubbo before he was exiled from New L’Manberg. Sometimes he read it wrong on purpose

The rest of the spineless syndicate is in awe of Niki and her ability to stand up for herself. They do not understand how she does that

Eret grows a foot every time a gay couple forms on the server

Ranboo’s other half is a skeleton but only Tubbo’s worked that out somehow

Quackity has a tree that literally grows emeralds but it’s useless because currency isn’t a thing on the server

Tubbo is ticklish

Niki paints her nails red sometimes and then gets jump scared thinking her fingers are bleeding

Tommy is in denial about being into cottagecore

In Pogtopia Wilbur put the hood of his cloak up once while he was like on the outskirts of Manberg and everyone thought he was Badboyhalo. The cloak is brown.

Fundy carries things in his mouth

[soft--dragon]

If you’d like, do you think you could share some ‘lee and ‘ler headcanons for Schlatt’s character on the DSMP? Ram boy deserves more tickles. ^^

The ram man himself, let's seeee

He's more of a ler in my eyes, which makes him a force to be reckoned with

He'll play into the 'Tickle Monster' role, but his is a little more... chaotic. He'll hunt you essentially, calling out slyly about your demise and what will happen when he catches you. Once you're located, he'll wrestle with you and pin you down, doing that wild villain laugh when you're successfully in his grasp. Schlatt will then make good on those playful threats he promised earlier

Can and will use facial hair to his advantage Jesus Christ. Raspberries and nibbles will become so much worse when they're accompanied by his mutton chops

Very cautious of his horns and if they could hurt his lee, keeping track of them whenever his head is close to them

Will mock you and how helpless you are, but it's always lighthearted. "Awwww, you're just a giggly mess, aren't cha?" "Wow, you broke faster than I thought you would." "Listen to you laughing so hard, almost makes me wanna give you a break...almost." "Just a few fingers and you're already down?? Seriously??"

Loves playing the 'mean guy' but will end up being affectionate at some point. Man's will go from making fun of you to cooing over your laughter and ticklishness

Right! So, lee headcanons? I don't have as many but we'll see

Will hold our for as long as humanly possible to not laugh just to spite the ler

He is a kicker goddamn, so mind the hooves cause they will fly

Fights back and wrestles with the ler to keep them from tickling him, tries to swap the roles as quick as he can

Hearty laughter and quiet snickering is the usual spectrum of his laugh when being tickled

Ear/shoulder scratches get deep chuckling and snickering, while thigh/rib scratching gets rich, wild laughter

Hardly ever giggles, but if he does, he'll deny it to his damn grave and probably get you back to make you promise not to tell anyone

[switched-up-connoreatspants]

c!connor tk rp acct

RUN BY @quiet-gremlin

admin is a minor!! (i am 17 ! anyone can int)

he/him in character, he/they for admin :3

"you can't have a bad day when it's a fortnite event. you really can't."

rules!!!

• no nsfw or kink shit

▪︎ i can do angst!! just dm me and ask me ab it

▪︎ also u can ship ur guy w/ connor!! just ask me ab it and we can discuss in dms!!!

• feet stuff + bondage makes me uncomfortable

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hc's for connor!!

- hes a trans man :D

- he is 23, and 5'9 - favorite color is blue ♡♡

- he has dyslexia and dyscalculia, and also autism

- his father is dreamXD, but dream raised him ^_^

- hes a demi-god!! he doesnt have any powers or anything, but he can live a long time!!

- he also doesnt eat a lot. his body doesnt really need a whole bunch of food, so he just kind of forgets to give himself that -

hes bi/pan, and ace!!

- hes got little ears on the top of his head!!! he kinda looks like a hedgehog.....

- hes bad at tone? like pretty monotone, and he has trouble listening and keeping track of others tones

- hes also a time traveller!! and has known karl from some of his times in the past/future

- knows schlatt from smp live, and has known him since they were kids. theu were buisness partners and best friends and glatt is still his emergancy contact

- he also has a good amount of memories of wilbur! as they were in smplive together as well

- hes chubby !!! chubby transmasc :]] i love him

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT SMPLIVE / LORE FOR CONNOR JUST ASK!!! I WILL HAPPILY SHARE

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tk hc's

{ connor is a 50/50 switch

{ he doesnt care either way

{ he's not particularly mean as a ler, but he likes fucking around and pretending he has no clue what's going on

{ he thinks it's funny to tell jokes and then tell someone how funny they think he is

{ if hes ler to someone he knows well, he will absolutely not mask, and just sit in front of them all monotone while wrecking their shit.

{ he adores getting into tickle situations. its sweet to him and he likes messing around with his friends

{ he won't usually do anything unless he's bored or someone else starts it

{ as a lee he is. terribly flustered it's INSANE

{ he loses his mind to compliments !!! he doesnt know how to act over them

{ like he's monotone the rest of the time, and knows what he's doing. but when being tickled? he's so different it's weird

{ he will try oh so hard to get you to stop but he's not super duper strong, and also doesn't try very hard ^_^

{ can range from giggles to full laughs, it really just depends

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spots

~ his little ears are !!! really bad he will lose his Mind. but he also won't fight back, he's simply that kind of guy. he also just melts and kicks his legs

~ his jaw is insanely ticklish for no reason !! he will giggle and shake his head and just Lose His Mind

~ he also can't stand his hands being touched, he tries to not laugh but he kinda can't. his face also gets super red!!

~ his tummy is not As Bad as the other 3, but it's still not good. he bats at hands and tries to get away

~ he will also die at the knees. if u touch them he just Dies /lh

~ other notable spots are; thighs, torso, his biceps, neck, and underarms

[sadfloofy]

We pretend this is an amazing title :)

FYI: This is my first fic 😅💀

Timeline: A bit after Wilbur's death

Lees+Lers: Lee!Jshlatt and Ler!Wilbur

Summery: Wilbur gets fed up with a certain goat

⚠️ Warnings: Tickle fic + swears (and maybe a bit of threats 🤔), if you are uncomfortable with such please keep scrolling.

(made for @twisty-ghost, sorry it took so long)

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Wilbur pinched the bridge of his nose while his only companion continued to talk and talk and talk. He knew it was just to annoy him, but that didn't stop him from developing a painful headache.

"Hey Wil! Why did the chicken cross the road!" Jschlatt asked smiling,

"I don't know Schlatt.. why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Beakause!" Schlatt chuckled a bit at his own joke while Wilbur stared monotonly at him.

Jschlatt acted disappointed as he spoke, "Aw come on, that one was funny. "

Wilbur had just about had it with this stupid ram or whatever his fucking species was. "For fucks sake, you've been talking nonstop for the last hour or so. Could you perhaps SHUT UP?"

Schlatt pretended to think about it for a second before responding, "Hmmm... nah"

This continued on for a few more hours

"SCHLATT I SWEAR ON XD I'M GOING TO-"

"To what? Kill me?" Jschlatt smirks watching Wilbur's furious expression.

"I wonder if dead people can still feel pain! I'm guessing you want to test it since your testing me, hm?" Wilbur stood up walking towards him.

Schlatt, started slowly walking backwards, only the smile on his face (That had begun to turn into a nervous smirk) showing the small bit of fear forming in the pit of his stomach.

"Hey, Wil, Wilbur, we can talk about this right??"

"No no no, you've done quite enough talking already."

Wilbur then chose that moment lunged forwards knocking Jschlatt on his back and landing on top of him (Not managing to grab him yet). Wilbur grappled with him as Jschlatt flailed around trying his best to get away, during this Wilbur accidentally squeezed his side making Schlatt flinch.

"What the fuck was that??"

"Shut up your literally trying to kill me rn!"

"Well, yea, but now I'm interested."

Jschlatt's struggling increased x10.

Once Wilbur finally managed to pin the ram's arms to his side he stared straight at Schlatt and said:

"Tell me why you flinched like I had stabbed you and I'll let you go."

"Fuck. You." He said being the stubborn idiot he was. Considering what happened next he kind of wished he came up with a lie or something instead.

Wilbur decided he wouldn't get any answer from Schlatt so he just sat there and thought for a bit thinking about what the hell could have happened. After a bit he remembered some conversation he had had with Quackity (While he was still alive of course). Where he had told him something about schlatt. Suddenly he knew exactly why Schlatt flinched.

"Hey, you wouldn't happen to be ticklish would you?" He said as grinned mischievously.

Schlatt glared daggers at him "Don't you even fucking think about it.."

And with that Wilbur dug his fingers into Schlatt's sides experimentally scratching and wiggling them. Schlatt immediately started lightly laughing.

"Wihihlbuhur!"

"Aww whaatt? Can't take it?" Wilbur teased in a baby voice.

Schlatt kicked his legs trying to get away from the electric like shocks going through his body. Wilbur apparently decided just laughing isn't enough because he suddenly felt hands massaging and poking his hips and waist area.

"FUHUHUCK! STOHOHOP!"

Wilbur smiles devilishly watching Schlatt struggle to get away (And deal with the tickles).

"Ooo great spot!"

After a bit Schlatts struggling gets a bit sluggish and his laugh starts to become wheezy so Wilbur stops, he may be dead but he can still pass out.

"You.. Are a... Bitch.. " Schlatts says as he works on leveling out his breathing and wiping the tears from his eyes.

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I can't stop thinking about laughter.

(Or, a bunch of random tickle headcanons for Eret, Sapnap, Quackity, and Schlatt.)

Eret, oh my goodness. The literal "haha" laugh.

I have a headcanon every time I see someone tall, I think they'd be ticklish - sometimes specifically on underarms. Eret is one of those people who would fold at upper rib tickles.

Eret's eyes are white, I think they try not to appear self-conscious but truthfully, they don't like their eyes. I headcanon the same goes with facial expressions, they think they look dumb when laughing and that's another reason for the sunglasses. (He, eventually, learns to feel better about himself. She still has those down days, which will lead to cheer up tickles.)

He can scold and control his reactions quite well nowadays, but if you know the right tease, then she can't stop blushing. Which is a very big achievement! Congratulations!

They aren't used to being pinned, considering how tall they are he's used to doing the pinning himself. But if she's immobile or stuck in anyway, it's an automatic response to giggle harder even when nothing's happening.

One last thing, a ler headcanon, they love to pull people into their laps. Depending on the pronouns they use, it's a different feeling every time. If it's more masculine, the legs are crossed. If it's more feminine, it's bridal style and the knees are pointed up.

Sapnap has a "hehe" giggle and it's adorable.

You know the classic cry sound when Tom, from Tom and Jerry, gets hurt? Sapnap sounds like that when he laughs, there's many voice cracks. It's incredible. /pos

If you pretend to jump at him, anticipation-wise, he'll scream and giggle so frantically he can't get a word out. It destroys him instantly.

Quackity's laugh can sometimes sound like a deer in headlights. He'll be laughing and then suddenly gasp and go silent with this giddy look on his face.

The type to hug his stomach and kick anyone who comes close.

I think he'd be shy when it comes to raspberries or nibbles, genuinely hesitant to try those things.

He blushes so easily, it's the sweetest thing!

There's not a lot of JSchlatt content. Have you heard this guy's maniacal giggle? It's hysterically funny. /pos

I'm soft for the idea that Schlatt acts tough, and is tough, but will let himself loose when trying to reassure people it's okay to not be tough.

He's evil, he doesn't pretend not to be, but he's used to the rougher stuff. Sometimes quick and easy to take it out. If anything gentle is used he may not react right away. But don't be fooled, he'll crack if you keep it up and tease him.

Speaking of teases, not many people can take him down a notch. Not many really dare to push too far. He likes the banter back and forth, and enjoys pushing people's buttons. If you do the same for him, he gets excited and giddy.

The back of his neck is a sweet spot, but he guards it with his life, good luck.

There's a sneaky spot just under the stomach, but above the hips, that makes him scream and buck wildly. If someone kneads there, then he'll shriek bloody murder.

[radio-navlee]

Whos the big man?

Fandom: DSMP MCYT!!

Characters: Lee!Jschlatt Ler! Wilbur

Summary: Schlatt needed some help with stuff and asked Wilbur to help. Wilbur finds out something about Schlatt.

We love some Lee Schlatt 😍 Also credits to  @covenofwives  (little lazy) (idk read it?)

Schlatt seemed like the kind of person to watch you trip and then laugh in your face! With no regrets! So when he comes to ask for help, you really wouldn’t expect it!

“Hey uh, Wilbur?” Schlatt walked up to Wilbur, who is sitting down on a bench, and looked up surprised

“Woah, you need something, Big Man? somethings not right!” Wilbur pointed out, Schlatt noticed, and fixed himself quickly.

“Huh? Oh! Nothing! I just needed help with something...” 

“Sure! What’s up Big Man?” Wilbur scooted over for Schlatt to sit down, Schlatt smiled and sat down. Feeling comfortable Schlatt asked

“So I was getting something from my under my sink and when I came up I bumped my horn on the top of the sink, and a bit chipped,” He said embarrassed holding out a chipped piece from his horn. Wilbur looked at it, it wasn’t a big chip but it wasn’t small either, it was about the size of his hand

“Oh, are you ok? Did it hurt-” Wilbur started to ask questions, worried about his friend, when Schlatt cut him off

“DONT make it a big deal! and yes it did hurt!” Schlatt said angrily

“Ok ok! what do you need help with though?” Wilbur asked

“This is where the embarrassing part comes in” Schlatt sighed

“You know how to fix things right?” Wilbur nodded

“Ok well, can you help me fix...well this!?” Schlatt’s cheeks blush from embarrassment.

“Sure man! Do you have anything I can “fix” it with?” Wilbur asked

“...Yeah, here” Schlatt handed Wilbur an unlabeled bottle, it looked like glue?

Schlatt stood up looking back at Wilbur giving a look that showed he wanted him to follow. Schlatt walked into some forests that Wilbur had never seen. Schlatt sat down on the forest floor indicating wanting Wilbur to sit down behind him.

“Where are we?” Wilbur asked

“Don't worry about it,” Schlatt said. Wilbur sat down behind Schlatt and began to start the “fixing process”. Wilbur took another look at the bottle to find some instructions written on the bottle with a sharpie.

1. Put subscene onto broken/chipped piece

2. Wait till almost dry,

3. If almost dry place the piece back onto the horn

4. Rub the horn to take off any unwanted glue, make sure it sticks

5. Rap horn with a bandage to keep in place

6. wear the cast for a few days to make sure it’s well fixed.

Looked easy enough, Wilbur made small talk with Schlatt while he waited for the glue to dry. Schlatt loosed up and started to become regular Schlatt.

“Ok I’m going to place it onto the horn now,” Wilbur warned Schlatt, Schlatt got anxious again going back to worried Schlatt.

“...”

“Annnnnnddd! done! Wasn’t that easy-” Wilbur looked over to Schlatt to find him with his hands covering his face giggling,

“Just gehehet it overheher with!!”

“With what?” Wilbur asked confused continuing to fix up his horns,

“Fihihihixing ThehehEHEHEM!! EEEEEE” Schlatt squealed when Wilbur started to scratch the glue off. Wilbur stopped

“Schlatt? You never told me you were ticklish!?!!!” Wilbur asked excitedly

“Youhohou  never asked heheHA!” Schlatt giggled trying to play it off.

‘I guess I just never needed to!” Wilbur teased starting to scratch right where the horns met the head of the ram, a little next to his ears. That made Schlatt go crazy!

“NAHAHAHA WAAAAAIIT!! EEEEK!! NOHOHO STOP STOP WILBURRHERERER!!!!!” Schlatt Franticly blurted out from the tickly sensations.

“Whos the big man now Schlatt?” Wilbur whispered into Schlatt's left ear which surprisingly was more sensitive than his right, Schlatt's ear twitched repeatedly.

“AAAAAAAHAHAAA!! WILBUR WILBUR PLEASEHEHEHESSS!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING!! EEEEE” Schlatt begged.

“No no, this is pretty cute what we have going on here!” Wilbur joked, Schlatt turned red at the comment. Now, Schlatt had never called cute, let alone while he is getting wrecked, oh no no no there’s no coming back from that! “Awe little rammy boy ticklish?? awe baby rammy boy? tickle tickle!!” Wilbur's teasing seemed to never stop...

(Ghost out!)

[totallynotbat]

Dreaming Laughter 

Summary: After a dream, Phil ends up getting some help from a certain gremlin child. (Irl)

REALTIONSHIP IS PLATONIC, SO NO SHIP TAGS.

Based off of a dream I actually had recently during vacation. Special thanks to @skylolasaysstuffsblog for encouragement in writing this. And a few ideas.

T/W: Swearing, Stress attack, Angst

Tickle Fic no like, click off.

Enjoy!

Philza sat on the grass below, sitting on the hill of the SMP. Thinking about some thing’s. When a few caws drew him to turn his head. 

A bunch of crows landed on the tree below, some perching onto Philza.

“Hey chat.” Phil said smiling a bit. “How you all doing?” 

The chat squawked some saying they had a good day, others not so much.

“Well I’m just glad you’re all here.” Phil smiled, before looking out at the sky. 

Some chat members started saying “Child!” or “Gremlin child!” Which made Phil look back. 

“DADZAAAA!!!” 

Phil didn’t have time to register before being tackled onto the grass, his bucket hat landing somewhere near him. 

“Hey Tommy…” Phil grunted, the blonde looking down at him with a grin. 

“I was looking all over the SMP for you!” Tommy chuckled, getting off of the avian.

Phil blinked and looked down. “Why would you want to see me…after what I did…” 

Tommy smiled. “Because your a father figure to me.“ 

“I blew up a nation, killed my son aka your brother, Didn’t know about what happened with Schlatt to the point of being yelled at.” Phil looked at Tommy. “Why else would you trust me?” 

Tommy stared for a bit, before wrapping his arms around Phil’s waist. Pulling him into a hug. 

“I trust you because you have helped me through so much.” Tommy smiled. “We’re cool now, and I forgive you. True I still don’t like what you did but, you did it for your reasons.” 

Phil smiled, a few crows overhearing the conversation flew down, nuzzling up to Phil. 

Tommy could hear a few snickers from Phil, confused he looked back seeing the avian currently was attempting to get the crow off his neck. 

“Phil?” 

“Yeheheheah- yes Tommy?” Phil chuckled. 

“Are you ticklish?” Tommy asked, a small smirk on his face. 

Phil flustered a bit, a blush appearing on his face. “Erm…maybe?…” 

Tommy reached out a hand lightly scribbling where the crow was. Phil squeaked, light giggles pouring out. 

“Holy shit!” Tommy smirked. “Can I try to do something to help you calm down?” 

Phil flustered and blushing muttered something. “Uh…yeah sure…” 

Philza looked up at the crows on the tree. “If you wanna help out you can.” 

Some crows flew down, landing near Phil’s stomach or some where on his shoulders. 

“Just go easy on me…” Phil smiled. Tommy nodded. 

“You ready?” Tommy said softly. Phil nodded, here we go. 

Tommy placed his hands near Phil’s sides. 

Philza chuckled a bit, as Tommy lightly traced his nails against Phil’s sides, the chat nuzzling against his ears. 

“Tohohms itit Thihihickles!” 

“I know…that’s the point Dadza.” 

The blonde child and the father figure relaxed under the tree, Philza’s chirps and giggles escaping his mouth. His chat ruffling their feathers across Philza’s back.

Philza closed his eyes, relaxing into the gentle tickling. 

“Not even fighting back~” Tommy teased. 

“You-Hehehehahaha!” The avian giggled, he practically melted at this point. 

“Does it feel nice Dadza?” One of the crows said. 

“Yeheheheheah…” Philza chuckled. 

Philza felt his body go limp, his vision darkened, a small smile on his face.

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Phil woke up in bed groggily, thinking about what just happened. Did…did he just have a dream about Tommy tickling him…in the SMP? 

Walking into the living room of his home, he was a tad bit flustered. Kristen wasn’t home luckily, she was out with friends.

“Did my character actually enjoy that?…” Phil thought to himself. 

When a frantic knock on the door caused Phil to look up, he nearly forgot Tommy was coming over for the day. As they talked about it last night since Wilbur was busy and Phil couldn’t say no.

Phil turned the doorknob, he’ll just tell Tommy about it later. But how would he react?…

“PHILZA MINECRAFT!!!” Phil was glomped immediately without warning, Tommy wrapping his hands around his father figure. 

“Hey Toms.” Phil chuckled, ruffling his hair. “How you doing mate?” 

“Pretty great.” Tommy responded. 

Phil grabbed a coke can from the fridge. “Here, now…can we talk for a bit?”

Tommy blinked, not liking Phil’s tone at the moment. “Uh, yeah sure what’s up?” 

“Here we go Phil…just tell him…” Phil thought, getting a bit flustered. 

“You’re looking a bit red there, you ain’t burning up or anything are you?” Tommy asked. 

“No Toms I’m not…just a bit hard to explain…” Phil responded. 

“Take your time.” 

Phil sighed, inhaling. “I may have had a dream about the SMP…” 

Tommy looked a bit confused. “What about it?” 

“Our characters plus my chat…your character kinda uh…”

“My character did what?” 

“Your character tickled me!” Phil blurted out loudly, which made the young adult flinch. “And when I woke up, I think I enjoyed it!” 

Tommy stared, Phil pressing his face into his hands, shaking and panting a bit, he was in a lee mood, Phil never admits it himself though, but his friends and wife know.

“Phil…” Tommy said, placing a hand on his shoulder. “Lemme be straight with you…it’s a bit werid that you dreamed about that…but are brains think of weird shit. And that’s okay.”

Phil blinked, a small blush on his face. “Really?” 

Tommy smiled, with a small chuckle. “Really, besides your laughter is probably fueling to my character.” 

Phil turned his head around, blushing more. “No it’s probably not…” 

“It is!” Tommy expressed. “Lemme prove it to you!” 

Within seconds, Tommy lunged at the confused blonde man, who yelped in response. Phil was quickly tackled and pinned down onto the floor away from the couch, Tommy looking down at him with a grin.

“Tommy wait! Hang on!” Phil panicked, attempting to get away, only for him to lean back into the wall.

“Yeeesss Mr. Minecraft?” Tommy smirked. 

“Just stop…when I ask…” Phil said, shyly. 

Tommy smiled and nodded, quickly going into his playful side immediately after.

“I’ll keep that in mind.” Tommy wiggled his fingers, which made a wobbly smile appear on Phil’s face. 

Tommy began to scribble his fingers across Phil’s ears. Phil immediately covered his mouth, trying to stop the laughter in his throat.

“Nawww does Dadza have ticklish ears~” Tommy cooed, going a bit faster. “I think he does! Yes he does!”

“You’re allowed to laugh Phil, I’m not gonna judge you.” As he said that he traced across Phil’s neck. 

“PFFT-Ehehehehehehehahahahaha!!!” Phil bursted into giggles, removing his hands from his mouth. 

“How does it feel Phil?” Tommy asked scribbling across Phil’s neck. 

“Tohohohohohomy!” Phil giggled. “Itits Tihihihihickly!!!” 

“All part of the process.” Tommy smiled, trailing a hand down Phil’s side.

“Gahahaha!” Phil squealed, small squeaks coming in within his laughter. 

“Awww~Who’s a cute little squeaky toy~” Tommy cooed, continuing the attack on the sensitive skin. 

“IM NAHAHAHAT CUHUHUTE!” Phil squeaked, flushing a bit.

“You are proving my point right now.” Tommy teased, scribbling across Phil’s upper ribs. 

“NAHAHAHAT THEREHEHE!!!” Phil screamed out, tipping his head back in laughter. 

Tommy cooed, placing his head near Phil’s neck, inhaling, pressing his lips into Phil’s neck.

Phil squealed, as a tingling sensation spread up his body. Tommy spidered up Phil’s ribs in the process. 

“TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOMY!!!” Phil screamed, attempting to push Tommy back as he cackled breathlessly. 

Tommy luckily stopped the raspberries on his skin, lightly tracing Phil’s neck, relishing in the giggles that came out of Phil’s mouth. 

“Ititititit reheheally thihihihihickles!!!” Phil giggled, small snorts peppering in. 

“Hey, leave the snorting to the pigs in Minecraft!” Tommy teased, scribbling across Phil’s ribs, wiggling his fingers in between each of Phil’s sensitive bones. 

“Dahahahamn ititit!!!” Phil squealed, a series of snorts peppering in between which embarrassed the hardcore streamer. 

“I think you have some pig in you Phil~” Tommy teased. “Your getting a bit flustered and pink there!” 

“SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUP!!!” Phil squeaked. “I’m gohohona kihihihihil yohohou fohohohor thihihis!!!”

That sentence was meant to be a threat, but was filled with no malice, just small snorts and bubbly giggles. 

Tommy found himself smiling wider at Phil’s laughter. Who knew that the ‘Hardcore Streamer’ was this ticklish? The man really did have a sweet laugh, it was bubbly yet loud, Phil’s laugh was fucking adorable, on and off camera.

Pretty contagious as Tommy couldn’t help to laugh a few times with him. 

Tommy stopped after a few, allowing Phil to sit up and take a few seconds. Phil’s left over giggles died down slowly.

“You mind laying down on your back for this?” Tommy asked, not wanting to force Phil. 

Phil layed back, Tommy sitting on Phil’s legs, grabbing the black dress shirt.

“You ready?” Tommy asked. 

Phil nodded, Tommy lifted up the shirt so it shows a bit of Phil’s stomach. 

Tommy scribbled across Phil’s exposed stomach. The older bursting into giggles. 

Tommy trailed his finger towards Phil’s naval, his giggles beginning to get louder, Tommy smirked inhaling, blowing a raspberry right into Phil’s naval, Phil squealed. 

“TOHOHOHOHOHOMY NOHOHOHO!!!” Phil screamed, as he tipped his head back in laughter. 

Tommy luckily stopped, moving and scribbling across the streamers sides. Phil’s laughter began to be contained with giggles, small squeaks and snorts. 

“Gohohohod you are mehehean!” Phil chuckled. 

“You ready for round 2?” Tommy asked, completely ignoring Phil’s words.

Phil nodded, Tommy immediately grabbed Phil’s leg, scribbling across his thigh. Phil broke into high pitch laughter, his leg kicking out constantly. 

“Awww! Does someone have ticklish legs~” Tommy cooed. “Coochie Coochie Coo~”

Phil’s high pitched laughter increased, which Tommy cooed and teased him over.

“Is someone widdle sensitive here…is someone a lil giggle monster~” Tommy teased, scribbling across the outer thigh. 

Phil squealed, kicking out his leg more. “Nohoho teheheasing!” 

“Awe, but you get all happy and giggly whenever I tease~” Tommy softly said, spidering across the leg. “Tickle Tickle Dadza~” 

Phil laughed louder, he was all flustered while Tommy continued the teases, much to Phil’s embarrassment. 

Tommy stopped after another few minutes, leaving Phil a giggly pile of goo on the floor. 

“Do you have a melt spot Phil?” Tommy asked, watching him carefully not wanting to force him. 

“Erm…my back…” Phil awkwardly said, blinking. 

“Can I?” Tommy blinked, a bit curious. Phil nodded, sitting on the floor legs out. 

Tommy went behind Phil, lifting his shirt up a bit, before sitting on the floor. Phil close in front of him. 

Tommy placed his hand on Phil’s back, noticing how his muscles tensed up a bit, with a sharp inhale.

“I’ll stop when you say so, big man.” Tommy reminded, patting Phil on the shoulder.

Tommy started lightly trailing against Phil’s upper back with his right hand…

And being surprised immediately when Phil began giggling softly. 

“Awwww!” Tommy cooed, tracing shapes into the skin. “Does it feel nice Phil?” 

“Yeheheheah!” Phil giggled, turning his head back towards Tommy, The blonde child seeing a pink blush on his face. “Fehehehehels nihihice…”

“Phil this is starstruck!” Tommy teased, wiggling his fingers across Phil’s ears with his left hand. “Now I’m gonna tickle tickle tickle you~” 

“Hehehehahahaha!!!” Phil practically melted, flopping and falling over onto his back, resting himself on Tommy’s chest, his head on Tommy’s shoulder. He relaxed into the gentle tickling, smiling at Tommy, being the kind father figure he is to many.

“Not even fighting back huh~” Tommy smirked, continuing the teasing on the sensitive skin. 

“Yohohou-Ghehehehahahahaha!!!” Phil giggles cut off his sentence, closing his eyes as he relaxed, attempting to slap Tommy’s hands away, but only batted his hands weakly.

“You’re so giggly its adorable~” Tommy smiled, and he was right, it was adorable, seeing Phil giggle so much made him smile, the man was a father figure to the boy after all.

Phil tried muffling his giggles, which eventually became small squeaks and hiccups. 

“Tohohoms itit tihihihihickles!!!” Phil squeaked, letting out a squeak followed by a few snorts.

“All part of the process.” Tommy smirked. 

Tommy continued for a few minutes, before stopping allowing Phil to breathe, Phil sitting up a bit.

“Oh! I got a great idea!” Tommy said placing his hand on Phil’s chin, scratching his neck like a cat. Phil giggled, keeping him distracted for a bit. 

Until a tingling sensation where the middle of his spine was which made him shriek. His laughter came back full force, balling his fists to his sides as he tipped his head back, lost in his laughter.

Tommy chuckled, blowing another raspberry into Phil’s spine, shaking his head to amplify the sensations. While scribbling across Phil’s ribs and sides.

“STOP-STOPOPOP! STAHAP! TOHOHOHOHOMY PLEHEHEHEASE I-I CAHAHAHNT-GAHAHAHA!!!” 

Phil screamed, tears of laughter strolling down his face, deep belly laughs he couldn’t hope to control spilling out of his mouth, pounding his fist onto the floor. 

Tommy stopped as soon as the first stop was called out. Rubbing down on Phil’s back to get the sensations out of his system. 

“Apologies, didn’t know how bad that was…” 

“Itits ohohkay Tohohoms…” Phil chuckled, getting his leftover giggles out. Looking up seeing Tommy wide eyed. 

“Are you crying?” Tommy asked quickly, worried and concerned if he hurt Phil or not. 

“Nohohot at all, just a bit overwhelmed is all mate.” Phil said, grabbing his couch armrest, pulling himself up and crashing onto the cushion. Tommy sitting next to him.

“Here lemme…” Tommy wiped the tears from Phil’s eyes with his shirt. 

“Thank you…” Phil mumbled. “For all of that…” 

“Of course.” Tommy smiled. “Thoughts?”

“I actually enjoyed that…” Phil admitted, leaning back on the couch, god dammit he was blushing again.

“Heh…maybe we can keep going if you want too?” Tommy replied, looking over at him.

Phil blinked, giving a weak nod. 

Tommy noticed that. “I’ll take that as you want me to keep going?” 

“Mhm…just the back, ears and neck though.” Phil said with a small nod.

Tommy smiled, putting a hand on Phil’s shoulder. “Gotcha…Philza...” 

And once again, Phil’s giggles lit up the room. Which continued until Phil fell asleep, laying his head on Tommy’s shoulder and chest, but his giggles just turned into sleepy muttering. 

Tommy smiled looking down at the giggling man as he slept, stroking his hand through Phil’s ears and lightly tracing across his back, relishing in the small giggles and squeaks he got in response, playing with his hair a few times to keep him asleep.

“Tihihihihihihihickly!” Phil mumbled, sleepily giggling as he nudged his face into Tommy’s chest, trying to bat Tommy's hands away, him missing everytime. “Ghehehehehehehe! Hahahahaha!”

Man, Tommy was glad to be here, with his father figure…on or off camera.

[someone1348]

I don’t remember what letter is what so I’ll just randomly go with

D I P for Quackity

OOO YAY!! MY MANZZZ!

Thank you Kasey!! @kasey-writes-stuff

I just reposted the Alphabet list if you want to do anymore/any other's this goes for anyone else as well who wants to send something in!

This is going to be based around his character!

D- Death Spot?

-Hmm this one im not too sure about

-I think in my fics I have given him a death spot of his stomach

-Which, absolutely! I feel like he would have a insanely ticklish stomach

-But I also think his sides are killer too (maybe more irl, his sides im not sure) but like I feel it, just squeezing his side and watching him jump 50 feet in the air would be an amazing sight to see

-aww or to watch him squirm with light tickles to his sides while he pouts out a little "stop it" ahh (my ler side is showing, a rare sight to see lmaoo)

-He also has an insanely ticklish neck!

-I am going to go with sides and stomach are his death spots!

P- Partner in crime, who is his main pick when going after a lee?

I- How well would he handle a tickle interrogation

-Lets be honest I don't think he would handle it well at all

-He is too ticklish (and adorable) for that

-He wouldn't confess right away, I think he could handle it for a little but

-He's not going to stand much of it

-Of course it is all for fun but he is just bad at it

-I feel like he would rather be the one doing the interrogating

-The poor thing can't take too much of what he dishes out!

-Ooooo! I have a couple of people in mind

-The first one I could think of in the cannon world at least would be Charlie/Slime

-The reason being he could tickle someone while showing him the ropes of tickling

-He could wreck whichever lee he chooses and call it a learning experience for Charlie

-Plus once Charlie gets the hang of it, the two of them together are one teasy pair

-Both different styles of teasy too it's fantastic

-I might be a little biased but oh well /lh /hj

-I am going to say Charlie for this one!

-He is going through a lot with Sapnap and Karl right now so those two are out

-The sweetheart would not DARE put someone through Schlatt

-And Possibly Foolish but to me Foolish is better paired with Eret sooo

-Bam!! Charlie!

[rabbitsrams]

hi ! completely obsessed with your schlatt work and was wandering if you had any prompts / ideas for schlatt when the reader has back dimples? <3

hey anon! i actually had to look this up bc i didn't know they were a thing lol, but omg he'd LOVE them if you had them.

(also another name for them is venus dimples which is SO cool)

he'd definitely be that pain in the ass who pokes them whenever he sees them pop out lmao. if you're ticklish he just does it more because he loves your little reactions.

always overjoyed whenever you wear something that shows your back because he can admire your pretty venus dimples!! yeah!!

purposely buys you open-back dresses/suits so he can see your dimples and admire them if you're at a fancy event <3 always has his hand on the small of your back so he can feel your dimples :)

don't even get me started on if you're wearing a swimsuit, lord. he loves being behind you so he can admire your dimples.

will hold off on nsfw for now but do hit my line if ur interested in seeing that! ive already got ideas

[sageinacage]

yoyoyo! when you can, do u think u can do some chuckle sandwich hcs? im glad you write for them, they are some of my favorite creators :D

CHUMKLE SAMMICH..

IRL

-alright to start off schlatt 100% stays as far away as possible from charlie and ted’s ticklish endeavours  -there has been many times he kicked ted to the floor by accident LOL -ted is definitely the most ticklish out of all of them, and then charlie, then schlatt -though ted is the one tickling both of them the most often -he’s definitely a SUPER playful ler, like he’ll be like “relatable content” if he makes the lee shriek with laughter, and just always commenting on every single thing, he also loves tickle games a lot -charlie is another really really playful ler, he loves to make the weirdest noises and talk in the “how to beat an ostrich” voice to make the lee laugh even more and get them to tell him to shut up so he as an excuse to tickle them more -schlatt will rarely tickle them because he wants no shit to do with their tickling bullshit, but will be evil, but also pretty playful when he does it. he’d keep making snarky comments and he’s the type of ler to ask those obvious questions n shit -its very common for charlie and ted to get into tickle fights, mostly fighting about whos more ticklish/the best at tickling -charlie usually gets the upper hand because he’s stronger than ted -schlatt always watches from the sidelines and makes fun of whoever is being tickled (he has been dragged into it many times because of this) -ted just KNOWS all of their tickle spots somehow, it scares the shit out of schlatt but charlie keeps trying to nag him for answers -TDLR: charlie and ted constantly getting into competitive tickle fights, schlatt making fun of the loser, then getting dragged into it bc he somehow hasn’t learned from his past mistakes of being snarky with them

[batwritings]

You know have some ticking imagines with schaltt and philza!

Schaltt(ears)

You was cuddling your grumpy boyfriend schlatt most of had a bad day today as when he got home he just wrapped his arms around your waist burrying his face behinf your hair angry mumbling something so now you two was snuggling on the couch you went to run your fingers through his hair.

You must have moved your hand the wrong way because when your fingers brushed against his ears he heated up slapping your hands away bot enough to hurt but just to get them away you tilted your head confused.

Then it hit you! He wqs ticklish a grin on your face which made him confused "what the fuck are you grinning a-!!"his words got cut off by his face heating up laughing as you started to tickle the inside of his ears.

You giggled seeing your usually tough ass of a boyfriend laugh after awhile you stopped he cleared his throat embarrassed "tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Philza(wings)

Philza was working on planning to head out with technoblade tomorrow packing things for the morning you wanted to check up on him hugging him behind he jumped slightly then smiled softly "hey angel"he said softly "hey love!"you replied "is there something you need?"he asked "you said your wings was sensitive correct?"you stated.

He knew you was planning on something he could tell "yeah why?"he made the stupidest mistake saying yes suddenly your fingers attached to his wings tickling them he started to try to stifle laughter you see being a father he delt with the boys tickling him to mess with him he tried to get his wings away from your fingers but failed when he finally did get them away he turned to you"this isn't my Frist tickle fight" suddenly you knew you messed up running out giggling packing could wait he ran after you laughing "get back here!"

(Let me know if i should do anyone else!)

🐌

aaaaaa noooo these are so cute!!!! I love the idea of big touch Schlatt just being reduced to a fit of giggles because of his fuzz ram ears.

And Phil...ooh that's a dangerous game to play. He's raised several kids, he knows how tickle fights go. >w>

[sunriseallium]

Regret

NOTES:

This fic is strictly platonic and their characters they play in the dsmp I feel the need to clarify this. Schlatt is a ram hybrid, Quackity a duck hybrid, and Wilbur can be a fox hybrid in this fic

TW: swearing

Summary: Wilbur was asked to help Quackity, to which he soon regrets

Word count: 1825

"Is Schlatt ticklish?" Wilburs head shot up at the question banging his head on the table successfully knocking over an awkward potion from the brewing stand. Quackity quickly caught it as the other male stood up rubbing his head in pain.

"What the fuck do you want Quackity? I'm busy." Wilbur had always been good at acting, especially to people he didn't converse with on the daily. He knew how to sneakily avoid and dance around questions without anyone suspecting anything. The dark haired man crossed his arms handing the taller the bottle and repeated his question.

"and you think I would know why...?" Wilbur put the potion back adding some sugar to it and letting it start brewing. Just because he had company (did intrusion count as company?) didn't mean he could slack. Quackity let out a sigh in annoyance as Wilbur rolled his eyes. Patience was something Quackity was lacking in and it was ever so slightly amusing to the brunet.

"The two of you grew up together if anyone would know it would be you!" Wilbur shook his head to that. He damn wish he knew, he believed once he had gotten a reaction but they had been about age 6 and Wilbur couldn't properly remember. He may have been sworn to secrecy as well. The last time he had even tried to get a reaction out of Schlatt was years ago and Wilbur gave up.

Apparently someone would like to try though. Wilbur debated on giving Quackity false information and see what he does with it and how it would backfire, but he knew that wouldn't work out for him in the end. The shorter would tell Schlatt and then Wilbur would face consequences as well. On the other hand he could use Quackity to test the waters for him,, see if Quackity gets any reaction and then Wilbur can come and help. Ideas flowed his brain, but every one had over a 80% chance of failure. Realizing he was taking long to reply he quickly said no he did not and moved onto the next brewing stand to check the other potions.

"Please find out for me, he'll know what I'm up too the minute he sees me, you though can hide things better." Quackity reasoned. And fuck Wilbur for seeing the logic. Him and Schlatt hadn't been really close in the recent years only communicating when they needed too, and to be honest there had been no reason for the separation. But that did give Wilbur an advantage, he could be sneakier since Schlatt didn't know him as well right now. Some part of the brunets brain whispered not too and how he was going to regret it later, but a larger half was filled with childish curiosity and eagerness.

"Fine. If I end up dead though I'm coming back to kill your sorry ass." Wilbur said but Quackity barely even noticed the threat. He was too busy grinning ear to ear as he thanked Wilbur and left the van.

Wilbur sighed once the other left. How was he going to go about this? Ideas swam through his brain but he could point out way too many flaws in each. One however stuck out. No plan. He could invite Schlatt over or go to Schlatt's place and just wing it. Wilbur was a logical person overall, he liked to think about things and find every flaw and fix it s it's perfect, but that's what Schlatt would expect him to do. If he went in without thinking and without a solid plan Schlatt wouldn't expect it, or he could catch on even sooner. It was a risk but had the most successful percentage out of all the plans. Wilbur quickly invited Schlatt over making some lame excuse that the other hadn't been inside his home (or drug van) yet. For the next hour Wilbur paced around his van, occasionally changing out finished potions for ones still needing to be brewed.

Wilbur got snapped out of his thoughts as he felt heard a knock on the glass. He turned towards the noise and glared, there's a door excuse them never knock on the glass. The brunet walked towards the door of the van and realized that it was probably Schlatt. Had he been lost in his thoughts for an hour? Time seemed to have gone by too quickly though it made sense, the sun was a bit past mid day now. Wilbur swung open the door to reveal the ram hybrid on the other side.

"You tapped on the glass." Wilbur said bluntly. Schlatt grinned, he remembered that used to annoy Wilbur when they were younger. The two stepped inside the van, Wilbur showing Schlatt around. Once the tour was finished (would it be considered a tour? there weren't many rooms), the two stayed in the potion brewing area, sitting on an old couch in the corner Wilbur had recently added. The two socialized for a while, catching each other up from the past couple of years and it was like they had never drifted apart. Wilbur almost forgot what he was supposed to be doing until half way though their visit.

Once he had remembered though he tried to subtly annoy Schlatt by poking and elbowing sneakily and then playing it off as just annoying him. No reactions yet but Wilbur wasn't going to give up. It was close to the time when Schlatt was supposed to be leaving, the two were outside now and the sun would probably start setting within the next 20 minutes. Schlatt was being particularly annoying at the moment so Wilbur being Wilbur, gave him a swift shove to the side making the ram stumble a bit. The brunet let out a gasp and his eyes widened while the ram looked confused.

"Whats got you shocked Wil?" Schlatt questioned. Wilbur let out a victorious yell  and jumped around.

"YOU FUCKING SMILED! YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME, FUCKING HELL YOU SMILED!" Wilbur yelled. Schlatt stared confused before he realized and suddenly Wilbur's behaviour today made sense. He sighed with a fond smile, this exact moment reminded him of when they were younger when all Wilbur would do is try and get a reaction out of Schlatt. it also reminded him how many times he got Wilbur back for that. While Wilbur was distracted in his personal victory party, the ram hybrid shoved him to the ground. Wilbur's brain took a hot minute to realize what was happening but when he did he started struggling trying to escape Schlatt.

"Hey hey we can talk about this." Wilbur said nervously. He had forgotten the consequences while he was partaking in the victory party to which he was now regretting, well mostly regretting. The situation was just like when they were younger and Wilbur was a sucker for nostalgia.

"I forgot you were a nervous giggler Wilby. Come on I'm not even doing anything." He had also forgotten Schlatt was good at teases. Schlatt also loved anticipation which made the nervous giggles come out even more. Wilbur had always been good at hiding his emotions but when it came to Schlatt it was like he was an open book. Schlatt knew everything about him. Now Wilbur was actually regretting it.

Then Schlatt struck, his hands digging into Wibur's ribs, kneading gently but quickly. The sound that came before the laughter is something Wilbur will take to the grave. The brunet squirmed and kicked his lanky limbs in an uncoordinated fashion but nothing he did could get the evil ram off of him.

"SHIIIT SCHLAAT- FUHUHCK YOU YOU BIITCH" Wilbur didn't swear a lot normally. He only would to add spice to a conversation or to mock and insult someone (normally Tommy). But as soon as he was being attacked (the other word is so embarrassing to write wtf) he started swearing just as much as Tommy.

"You're a musician right Wilbur? Rate my piano skills for me I wanna see what I can improve on." Schlatt switched tactics to skittering and drumming his fingers horizontally across the taller ribs and stomach. Wilbur squealed then proceeded to yell out a phrase of incoherent cursing.

"So Wilbur how are my skills? I think they're at least a 10, you're smiling so much so they must be good right?" Schlatt grinned knowing any teases made it so much worse for his friend.

"FUUHUHUCKINH SHIT THAAHHAHTS WHAT THEY ARE!" Wilbur managed through his laughter.

"Mhm okay, maybe if I try this they'll be better." Before Wilbur had a chance to process that what he said wasn't the best idea, he felt a raspberry on his side and scribbles song his stomach. Schlatt knew all of his weaknesses and what worked best on him and he just used two death tactics at once. The taller all but fell into silent laughter for a second before coming back with loud but squeaky laughter.

"Still want to insult me Leebur?" The ram grinned as if his friend wasn't a mess of laughter and giggles beneath him. He could see though Wilbur needed more air so he eased up to just scratching gently along his sides.

"Yahhahah." Wilbur graciously took in air before regretting what he said. His mouth worked faster than his logic, which wasn't a very good thing most of the time.

"Oh okay I see how it is. I guess I just have to do this." He moved to the fox hybrids under arms. The brunet tried to pull his arms down as soon as he felt the tickly sensation but Schlatt was stronger overall, even more so as he had tired out Wilbur.

"NOHAHAH FUHHUHUUCK YOU!" The air was gone and he was back to squirming.

"Just say sorry and I'll stop," Schlatt grinned. He had missed this. Back when they were younger this had been the only way to get Wilbur to apologize.

"FINEEEE IM SOHOHORY!" The taller restrained himself from calling Schlatt another curse word, he was reaching his limit now. Schlatt stopped and released his arms before going to sit beside him.

"That was fun wasn't it." Wilbur could beat the smirk in Schlatts voice.

"Fuck you." He glared. Schlatt moved his hand towards his side and Wilbur sat up moving away from the hand making Schlatt laugh.

"Mhm that's what I thought. Have a good day pal, we should hang out again sometime." Schlatt said patting him on the head before walking away. Wilbur waves before laying back down on the grass. The sun had just started setting. Sunset was beautiful, it signified the day was over and a new day will begin soon.

"Why the fuck are you laying on the grass?" Speak of the gremlin. Wilbur looked to the side to see Tommy walking towards him. The brunet shook his head a fond smile on his face.

"Doesn't matter. Let's get back to selling drugs."

[lillian-nator]

wait so is tubbo older or younger than tommy in this au. i can totally imagine a sleeping one year old just appears on schlatts front door after his mother was like fuck it im out, 1/18 done, i've had my contribution.&schlatts like i kno nothing abouthis kid but he's my son so i gotta try.&then schlatt has to learn the little things about tubbo like where his ticklish spot is or something else& then when tubbo's older he hardly remembers his mother but just his dad constantly trying ~ aussiepal

Tommy is about 7 months older than Tubbo. 

Tubbo shows up on Schlatt’s doorstep at about 3 months old. I assume his mother’s family wanted him gone, or she had school, or she didn’t have the money, or just the emotional capacity to take care of him anymore. 

BUT, you are right about Schlatt having to learn everything about this kid from scratch. He didn’t get that moment at the hospital, he doesn’t get to see his eyes open for the first time, or his hair to grow in, or for him to cry for the first time. Schlatt misses a lot of Tubbo’s firsts, and it kind of hurts that he didn’t have this little guy from day one. 

He slowly learns how to get Tubbo to burp just right, that Tubbo will always fall asleep if he is placed on Schlatt’s chest, how he likes to play with Schlatt’s fingers, that his left side is more ticklish than his right. He learns the right ways to make the boy smile, and giggle, and how to quell the boys quiet tears. 

It takes a few months, but goddamnit, Schlatt will be the best goddamn father that there ever was. Because jesus christ, Tubbo was his special little man, and he would do anything for his boy.