#Tybalt Capulet = Blorbo

[caterpillarinacave]

Some of you weren’t obsessed with Tybalt Capulet and, boy, does it show.

[cupids-fiction]

tempted to write a tycutio fic in which mercutio fakes his death, and tybalt kills romeo, having to live with the guilt and destroying himself in the process

*until of course he finds out mercutio is not actually dead and all hell breaks loose

[marciego]

Girl for the fandom asks could you do retj (all versions you've watched)?? Thank you!!

always girl it's dramatic ass bitches who haven't had a single useful thought in their life time <33

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

mercutio...... both italian mercutio and 2010 mercutio, like if i had to choose i think it'd PROBABLY be 2010 mercutio but who does it like italian mercutio?? actually i don't think i can even choose they're two Very different flavors and i love them both so much. like y'all. i wrote 15 pages on him for uni like legit without a single joke i love him That much

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

italian romeo i think about him often......cutest romeo out there i care him

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

i'd say italian juliet or 2001 mercutio, like don't get me wrong 2001 mercutio is clearly the weakest mercutio out there and he doesn't even feel like mercutio i get why he's not that thought about, but i just love him so much too like the 2001 duel is so much fun i love this actor, so yeah while i get why it's like that i still really really like him, and i don't think italian juliet is that underrated but? i love her so much? she's SO GOOD honestly italian romeo and juliet were the actual best they just nailed the first childlike love that goes way too far thing

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

that one dancer that 2010 mercutio Clearly fucked like i love him so much he has the best facial expressions and he's always having the time of his life

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

TYBALT. all tybalts but 2010 tybalt will always be The bitch to me i have SO MUCH fun with himn he's so GOOD like clearly my fav tybalt out there, but i adore how italian retj doesn't even make you try to think tybalt is cool like he's just some loser hanging around and 2001 tybalt is so pathetic on every single level it's so funny. and as always i'm So looking forward to hungarian tybalt

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

2001 tybalt he's so fucking funny, he faces one minor inconvenience in his life and starts singing an angsty solo about how his parents hate him with his tits out. he starts shit and immediately dies. he laughs at romeo for not being man enough all while acting like a 4yo. he's so fucking funny i would so make his life even more miserable

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

italian lord capulet i hate his ass so much god bless <3 nothing like calling your daughter a whore and acting like you do that for her own good <3 and avoir une fille is already Bad in french but the italian lyrics managed to make it even worse fucking hell i hate him

[graysongraysoff]

Wait did you not do Shakespeare blorbos yet? That’s what I want. All Shakespeare or just R&J, either one

i got really bored at work just now and then i remembered i never did this!!!! i'm so sorry i forgot!!!

i'm gonna do r&j bc i just. i just love it so much.

blorbo: mercutio :)

scrungly: this is so hard actually they are all so scrungly... probably juliet, though, she makes my heart so full.

scrimblo bimblo: i feel like people never do as much with escalus as they could?? which i know i'm biased but like if we can do fun things with paris and lady capulet i think we can do fun things with escalus, too.

glup shitto: V A L E N T I N E

poor little meow meow: very appropriate for tybalt to be my poor little meow meow, him being the prince of cats and all.

horse plinko: this unfortunately is also tybalt

eeby deeby: i will PERSONALLY escort friar lawrence to superhell

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