#UV Boi

[choccy-milky]

🔞NSFW comic🔞

just seb being insatiable when it comes to clora 😇 refractory period?? whats that?? never heard of it

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[ POIPIKU ] and a lil extra doodle:

(aka seb and clora if contraceptive potions didnt exist LMAO.... girl would just be preggo 24/7)

[therewasboobs]

making of sugar pt. 2

[sugashook]

[zzzora-creations]

Doe and Heim having a cute little burger date at Uncanny Valley's famed burger restaurant, Clown Burger.

[red-elric]

dirk and jake broke up bc they jumped directly into dating when neither of them had ever had friends in real life before and therefore didnt know how to handle ANY kind of social interaction let alone a relationship, especially when their other two friends consisted of girl who also has never had friends in real life before and girl who has a vested fucking interest in the two of them not dating. and all of it was too much too fast for jake but instead of communicating that jake just withdrew completely and sat on his hands to try to make dirk deal w the problem. and dirk panicked and went deep into 'find things that jake is interested in' mode and took them on adventures like it was a job to try to keep jake interested but it didnt work bc what jake really wanted was space and time to adapt to interacting w people without so much pressure. but again jake wasnt telling dirk that just kinda vaguely sighing in his direction and hoping dirk would magically be able to figure out what jake wanted from him (which never wouldve worked bc again. dirk has never interacted w people irl before). and dirk didnt know what to do and AR was calling him a shitty person and shitty boyfriend for not knowing but really that was just a combo of ARs resentment towards dirk for creating him and dirks own self loathing doubled down on him so he convinced himself that the problem was all down to him. so he broke up w jake to protect him or some shit but that wasnt the real issue either so jake was convinced it was something he did. esp since dirk didnt really tell jake the real reasons he dumped him. and it was all a whole clusterfuck but it's not 'dirk was a shitty boyfriend' or 'jake was a shitty boyfriend' it's just 'they both needed some time to learn how to be real people first, can we get the beta kids and trolls involved to teach them some social skills please and ty' like I really do think theres hope for them in the future. just..... not right away

[sydlorr]

Before and after adding UV pens (they look much better in person)

Part 2 is here

And here's the individual cards:

[solradguy]

I downloaded a bunch of 19th century public domain vampire books today but I didn't have the strength to download Varney The Vampire because it's 876 pages and over 600,000 words and I lack the constitution. Varney would kill me

[lateralusbionics]

[seokmatthewz]

SEOK MATTHEW ✧ HERE I AM ✧ 230514

[sh1-n0bu]

skibidi toiler rizz!

unorthodox way of showing humor but very well

[pissmoon]

IF INSTAGRAM BITCHES STILL WANT TO DISCOURSE 'PICKMES' IN MF 2023 OK HERE WE GO. I have many thoughts about how 'feminist' criticism of 'im not like other girls' is centered around the idea that the only reason why a teenage girl could ever feel like this is being motivated by 'male attention' alone, and never ever because, at that age they dont have much better language to describe the feeling of alienation from the gender roles and expectations on what it means to be a 'girl'. If u throw the term 'internalized misogyny' around so much it should not be hard for you to understand that women and even little girls are socially conditioned to reinforce the patriarchy, women are the guard dogs of the patriarchy actually. Like this is 101 shit to anyone that thinks they get to call themselves a 'feminist'. Little girls who are raised to believe that 'girls' should always be put together, not act up, obsessed with their looks, have to like pink and 'girly' stuff and its abnormal if they do not will often bully and ostraticize girls who dont conform or care about this type of social expectations and standards (depends on your environment, maybe you were lucky enough to not go to school with such girls, but it doesnt mean they dont exist). Like you are 6 years old and everyone ever gives you all clothes everything ever in pink like other colors dont exist - some kids have a very strong gut reaction to being told they 'have to' like something which is why so many girls had a long phase of hating the color pink. 'You HAVE TO like it as a girl' 'no, the fuck, i dont' is a reasonable reaction. These girls are told they are weirdos for being 'not like other (REAL) girls' because they dare to not like wearing hair in braids and skirts feel uncomfy to them since the beginning but if they choose to reclaim it and take pride in the fact they can just be themselves without caring what they are supposed to be like as 'girls', its them who have an internalized misogyny problem, never the girls who bullied them for being bad at makeup, right? 'Its not that all girls are this or that' they are fucking kids and teenagers and society was telling them all girls are this or that since day 1 and they ended up believing it, boo hoo. Performing feminity is unrealistic and hard enough for children that they feel alienated from the idea they are a 'real' girl. This brutal enforcement of 'feminity' which is an abstract concept as default in women and girls causes so much needless division between girls/women, it all causes needless polarization over the fact that we are human beings with different aesthetics, fashion, hobbies, temperaments, interests, personalities. We are made to feel like we dont belong, like we are freak abomitations who will never be 'real' women if our hair is messier and we dont care about having our nails done. How about that, how is none of that ever a part of the discussion. And some will say oh these girls were probably lesbian/bi/non-binary/trans dudes, but like my point here is that this shit is 100% alienating for cishet women as well and it doesnt make u inherently trans or something to not like pink and makeup lmfao

[boxwinebaddie]

alright, i am still working on my random self indulgent guidance counsellor jersey hcs ( the kids call him Mr. Bro, which is so iconique to me, like i think the fifth graders were just memeing on him, but it accidentally stuck because the littles heard it and…if that’s ur name once, it’s ur name forever. it’s also Sick, tyvm! )

but anyways here are some random highlights with no context, he is the funniest man alive to me.

-okay, re: this one, he also puts his hair up everyday ( could u imagine that man’s hair being down, children would be like u look like ARIEL! and get nothing done ) btw, it’s virtually the same dress shirt, blazer, sweater, slacks, gold stan s/star of david necklace stack moment w/ the glasses and the chain…but, to keep it cute, he does wear a different silly tie everyday with a different color pattern or vibe going on. he does get sent a lot of goofy ass ties as presents; it’s a w.

-mr. bro does just sound like sheila broflovski and i am obsessed with him. he’ll worry about you all day to the point of being physically sick and see you in the hallway and go ‘well clearly, ya don't need the noise cancelling headphones 'cause you're tunin' me out just fine!'

-he's so cute w/ the little people, he is like aaaa please don't hurt me, spare me, o great and powerful one, i've got two kids and two strays at home ( rip sparky and curb are his kids jysk, annoying rockstar fiance and slightly demonic kindergarten matilda are the strays <3 )

-small domestic ravesey sidebar: jk does wear a cd pin on his blazer sometimes and has a picture of stan on his desk and when he shows kids it and they gasp ( bc stan is extremely beautiful and perfect ) he's like 'oh, god! i know! he's Hideous, right?!' shdlksdd amazing

-mr. bro says acab is my favorite mr. b hc

[hirookouji]

EVERYBODY SHUT UP HE'S HERE

[scamoosh]

this is gonna sound whiny but nonbinary ppl can immediately tell when u just see them as their agab jsyk👍 its just frustrating 2 b surrounded by other queer ppl and even in those communities without fail if i make any comment abt period cramps or having worked in childcare or shit like that theres an Immediate shift to like oh okay ur actually a Girl got it . like . there was anothr nonbinary person i used 2 kno who had zero problem using the right pronouns for me until they heard how high my voice was on a call once ☠️

[3416]

thinkin abt this. and thinking about mitch realizing that he'd never get the full suburban nuclear family hockey best friend life with auston.... thinking about the little adjustments of expectations they've made about each other and their futures together....... thinking about where they are now and might be later on.

[iminthetunnels]

when someone starts talking to me about sunscreen and how they did an intensive research as a dermatologist and actually found it was more harmful than helpful and asks me for directions on where to start, in terms of searching for holistic ways to protect from the sun LOL