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cottonbun · 6 months
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Entry for Uncute's givaway on the bird app. It was fun to draw them again.
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27coughs27 · 6 months
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plushieanimals · 2 years
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✨⭐️ purritos by uncute ⭐️✨
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sirenthestone · 1 year
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President Max shaming the competition.
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martianmoon · 7 months
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HAS EVERYONE SEEN HIM?!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!!!!
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hi-i-love-u-bitch · 4 months
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The husbands are finally reunited 💕
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theverdantfern · 6 months
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🚨This is not a drill, I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!🚨
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UNCUTE finally restocked their 16” tall Max plushies!!!
Sam is sold out, but if folks sign up to be notified of restock, hopefully it’ll show that there’s interest!
(I’m not affiliated with the company, I’ve just been waiting on the Max restock FOREVER & I’m super excited!!!)
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ebaybears · 1 year
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portblue · 4 months
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crystalandrose · 1 year
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That is so cunt of him
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loujestrous325 · 1 year
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HE CAME HOME AS WELL suffocating him affectionately as i speak
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the ball of fury came home... he's so soft and full of rage <3
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27coughs27 · 6 months
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MAX IS BACK IN STOCK GUYS GO GET URS!!
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plushieanimals · 2 years
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roly poly plushies by uncute (large, mini)
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thijstachio · 2 months
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Got my hands on this 15 inch Max plush from Uncute! Really wanted this plush cause I love the Sam & Max comics, games and cartoon!
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6cunning6linguist6 · 12 days
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"Uncut Gem"
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shellxrls · 1 month
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what do you think the guys dicks look like?
rafes dick is very prim and proper in a sense? represents him well bcuz its girthy but long in a way that’s reminiscent of his lean muscular build. he’s cut and his tip is a pale red/pink. hair is always trimmed and for the most part nonexistent. one or two veins that run along the side and bulge out when he’s hard, he’s extra sensitive to touches there so you make sure to run your tongue over them and trace the lines whenever you go down on him. tip is quite thick but that thickness is maintained all the way down the shaft, makes it so that he often does have to ‘bully’ his cock into your cunt so that it fits. the way his cum tastes rlly does depend on what kind of a week he’s had 😭. if he’s been snorting coke and drinking it probably has an underlying unpleasant aftertaste but otherwise it’s generally not unsavoury. good weight to just suckle on but it stands tall and drools precum onto his abs when he’s hard.
jj’s dick is uncut and it’s very noticable bcuz his foreskin is sort of pale but when you move it down his tip is rlly pink (basically the colour of his lips). definition of a ‘pretty dick’ despite his general lack of care surrounding it. thick but still impressively long with a minor upward curve that’s perfect for catching on your g-spot and is only exacerbated in the right positions. gets rlly agitated and worked up quite quickly and by then his tip is rubying and the entire head of his shaft is blushing. thicker as you get closer to his pelvis. bulges in his shorts a lot and so he’s always sticking a hand down there to adjust himself 💀. tip has a very indented slit that’s constantly leaking milky pre. blonde pubes that he rarely ever trims bcuz he can’t be bothered, balls are kinda buried beneath the hair as well — he likes to stick your face into them when you go down on him and smush your nose into the hair. RANK cum i’m sorry it’s genuinely a cause for concern.
john b’s dick is pale/purplish at the top and instead of going flush when he’s hard, it grows a bit thicker and drags downward very weightily — the tip turning a dark mauve. mushroom tip that juts out very noticeably and stings more than it shld on the initial stretch, a bit thicker than the rest of his dick. his shaft is very tan (just like him lmao) and he has a few darker/coarse brown hairs at the base that he cleans up but doesn’t do much effort to really trim too much. around his pelvis theres a very prominent happy trail and a scatter of veins that start throbbing when he gets rlly hard. balls are really large and they genuinely look weighted down, the skin sags a bit more there. cum is relatively clean, kinda salty but its excusable bcuz its not overpowering just very homey.
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