#Sam and max Uncute

[27coughs27]

MAX IS BACK IN STOCK GUYS GO GET URS!!

[cottonbun]

Entry for Uncute's givaway on the bird app. It was fun to draw them again.

[sirenthestone]

President Max shaming the competition.

[martianmoon]

HAS EVERYONE SEEN HIM?!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!!!!

[rynekins]

My Max is truly overwhelmed with cuteness.

[hi-i-love-u-bitch]

The husbands are finally reunited 💕

[theverdantfern]

🚨This is not a drill, I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!🚨

🐇🐶💗

UNCUTE finally restocked their 16” tall Max plushies!!!

Sam is sold out, but if folks sign up to be notified of restock, hopefully it’ll show that there’s interest!

(I’m not affiliated with the company, I’ve just been waiting on the Max restock FOREVER & I’m super excited!!!)

[parkercore-69]

i live in a world where despite having been a MASSIVE sam and max fanatic for years i am unable to buy a max plushie lmfao

[gaycrittercentral]

Hi! Just wondering where you got your Max plushie. I’d love to know :D

Oh yeah ofc! He’s the official one from Uncute, he was a limited run for a while but I think he’s still available now? Here’s the link: https://www.uncute.com/products/sam-and-max-stuffed-toy

He’s a lil pricey, like $40 USD plus shipping, but I love him dearly hjhjdhshshs. Oh but y’all should know, since he’s so damn expensive, @trinkerichi made a really great pattern for a Max plushie a while back that you make from a fluffy pair of socks lol! It’s fantastic, here’s that for anybody who might be interested: https://www.tumblr.com/trinkerichi/655113755182628864/cant-buy-a-max-plush-get-some-fuzzy-socks-and

But yeah I love my uncute Max he’s a good lil guy. He does collect bits of fluff like no tomorrow though and it’s real difficult to get them all out of his fur, so he ends up discoloring pretty quickly. That wouldn’t be a problem if you just wanted to display him ofc but I gotta snuggle him lmaooo. Also here’s him tucked in at a hotel bc he’s my little travel buddy

[27coughs27]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

[portblue]

[crystalandrose]

That is so cunt of him

[loujestrous325]

HE CAME HOME AS WELL suffocating him affectionately as i speak

the ball of fury came home... he's so soft and full of rage <3

[thijstachio]

Got my hands on this 15 inch Max plush from Uncute! Really wanted this plush cause I love the Sam & Max comics, games and cartoon!

[kyliecatqueen]

Every time I think of Human!Sam I imagine him having peyos instead of his flappy dog ears. And then Human!Max has a pair of very clean bunny ears that he found in a dumpster as a kid and fell in love a 2nd time (the 1st time was with violence, the 3rd time with his gun, and the 4th time with Sam). The bunny ears are meticulously cleaned and cared for, and they'd be the only thing on Max that he'd willingly keep such high maintenance on if it weren't for Sam forcing him to take care of himself as well as the bunny ears.

"Peyos" (or "Pe'ye" if it's singular) are uncut/unshaven sideburns, it's a thing done by a lot of Orthadox Jewish men and boys because one of the rules of the Torah that they uphold to is to "never shave the sides of their head". Most people wear them curled, and the literal translation of "Pe'ye" is "corner/side/edge".

[theevilemster]

Wait there’s a plushie

Also which Sam cause the tag only leads to a jacksepticeye plushie

On the website Uncute there is a Sam from Sam and Max plush

To get it delivered to my area I gotta spend over $185 ...

I want him so bad 😭