#Unhinged Striker

[ambrial-blog]

Psycho Cowboy:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME! Striker screamed out in pain. Clutching his face in pain. "Blittzssy... the snake im hisses where are you?" "I'm gonna break you sugar-cube Like a little red colt" "Right before I brand you: with a branding iron. I'll pry those eyes wide open and then watch you writhe in pain. As I carve out your lover's eyes.

Blitzssy, Striker hisses. "If you wanted matching scars you should've said something. your livin on borrowed time boss man. Eventually the grim reaper comes for us all. Where are you hiddin?"

No matter, I'll go after your little critters. "And when catch them. I'll decaptiate them and place their heads on pikes, you'll only have yourself to blame. Where so alike you and I. We are meant to be!. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY FAMILY! you fucking psychopath!. "Eventually your got to have to let me start killin people" YOU DON"T FUCKING WORK HERE! "Hmmm, I think I'll stay" "Get the fuck out of here Striker! "we have more in common then you might the darlin" "I'm gonna open your eyes one way or another. its only a matter of time- I would've killed that fucking jester too. LEAVE FIZZ ALONE!. "Touched a nerve have I" "Are these scars to your satisfaction partner. or should I carve your name into my chest" Blitz: I need an adult, Mox! Where the fuck are you" "Sir may I remind you, that you are the adult. and-- why is Striker at your desk?. "Fuck if I know!. where is security?" Blitz: YOU DON"T WORK HERE!.

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

Closed Starter for @unhinged-greed

"So do you think he and Fizz are okay in there?" Chaz asked, his tail idly swaying in the water of the fountain he was sitting at, him and his boyfriends currently on the edge of the gluttony palace grounds,having rushed over in Striker's truck upon hearing about the killings and the lock down at the masquerade ball.

" Well given they just said two dead I doubt someone as famous as those two ended up with anything worse then a scratch..." Striker said, trailing his claw over the barrier keeping them out, pondering a bit while his partners sat on the side

"I mean we p-probably shouldn't get so worked up. I-It's Ozz, and he'd bl-blow up hell before letting someone lay a hand on Fizz. Not to mention Mamm-Mamm's there too, th-there bo-both useful to him, so least he-he's invested in there safety." Robo said hopping down, walking around to lean on the Barrier next to Striker, the cowboy rolling his eyes.

"Nearly forgot that bastard was with him.. Well least he;s useful to someone for a change, maybe..." The cowboy sighed, massaging his temples

Robo nodding his head as he stood "Yea-Yeah, so we just wait probably, should be chill, I m-mean all the drama's insi-inside ri-" Robo said before a sharp wind blew past him, making his hat tails fly in the wind as both Striker and Chaz's eyes widened

"Uhhh some friends of yours Robo...?" Chaz asked pointing behind him, makingg Robo cock his head to the side in confusion, turning around to see two nearly identical Fizzbots with blue eyes and dark outfits punching and biting at the barrier wildly, making him even more confused

"G-Girls?!" He questioned, recognizing the two as his sisters, Mammon's helpers, Coin and Penny, but he'd never seen them this worked up before

[ceaselessims]

the reception of s2 of helluva boss is actual wild to me as a new viewer bc what do y'all mean "they ruined striker"? what do you MEAN??

striker in s1 was a kind of one dimensional villain there to act as a dark mirror for what blitz could become (seen in blitz's hallucination in truth seekers), but in s2 they add the layer of comedy that all the helluva villains have. he's a deeply insecure, hypocritical man who gets grossed out by sexual innuendo AND is a genuine threat. two things can be correct at once.

and personally i find an unhinged villain with a genuine grudge against blitz who represents his darkest thoughts hunting him down to be such an interesting route, rather than another villain who is just straight up evil like Stella or Crimson.

[semi-loyal-wing]

Hey, what are you guy's favorite mechs?

Aside from the nelson, since that's a given. I imagine the Saladin would see a lot of use in your line of work

@dojhr-noah-colorado-reed

That's an excellent question! Seeing at this question is aimed to all of us, I think this is an excellent time to have everyone pitch in!

As you guessed, my unbeatable favourite is the Nelson. You just can't beat the timeless design and systems built for the ultimate battlefield charger. My own frame, 'Radiant', perfectly captures the essence of this noble mech - an ancient heirloom passed down my clan for generations, maintained and cared for like one of our own. Sure, it has been outshone at times by newer, more advanced frames, but it does the job it was built for with grace and distinction that no other mech can compare to.

-Petrel Roland Levi.

Hello again! I must say, this blog thing is much more fun than I expected! Anyway, as for my mech of choice, there's only one frame I would climb into: My trusty Orchis, 'Nike'. Now, some of you might be surprised that I'd pilot the signature Karrakin mech considering my outspoken criticism of the Baronies, but just because the system is rotten doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good machine. The Orchis has all the qualities that helped me make my name in the arena: alacrity, resilience, power, and limitless potential in the hands of an expert. Besides, I am rather fond of its design; some may call it tacky, but I find that the shining plates and flowing ribbons lend it the visage of a hero of old.

-Petrel Helena Umarit.

Greetings! My name is Sophia Abramowitz, and I am the Loyal Wing in charge of this team. I'm glad to see you've been treating my petrels well, they really seem happy with this new pastime!

As for your question, I've tried my hand at several different frames, but I always go back to my first: The Arthur. I know, I know, Harrison Armory is bad, but frankly so are the rest of the big four. HORUS gives me the creeps, I would never be caught dead using anything produced by Smith-Shimano, and IPS-N... well, they make good products, but every time I try to squeeze into a Nelson I end up getting motion sickness. Besides, big sword is fun. You ought to give it a try!

-Loyal Wing Sophia Abramowitz, callsign "Blazing Sun", of Makteba Karda.

HELLO FRIENDS AND COMRADES! WE ARE SO HAPPY TO FINALLY SPEAK TO YOU! FRIEND ROLAND HAS TOLD US MUCH ABOUT THIS 'OMNINET' BUSINESS, AND HOW ONE CAN USE IT TO TALK TO PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE GALAXY. NOW ISN'T THAT SOMETHING SPECIAL?

NOW, FOR A VERY LONG TIME WE COULDN'T QUITE DECIDE WHICH VESSEL TO PILOT. AFTER ALL, THERE ARE SO MANY! BUT THEN, OUR FRIEND THE CHIEF ENGINEER SHOWED US THIS FANTASTIC MACHINE, LANCASTER! WE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE IT FLY, AND IT'S JUST LIKE THE OLD TIMES! PLUS, IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG DOG, AND LAIKA LOVES TO RUN IN IT. OH, SAY HELLO TO THE FRIENDS ON THE OMNINET, LAIKA!

- A distorted, variably pitched noise somewhat resembling a bark can be heard somehow, despite this being a text post. -

AH, GOOD GIRL! SHE'S VERY EXCITED, RUNNING AROUND... WELL, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!

-YOUNG PETREL SERGEI RABINOVICH, CALLSIGN "COSMOS", OF MAKTEBA KARDA.

I like Atlas. It's cool. No more questions, fuck off.

-Syonov.

[elmasinthetree]

i think about your Konoe analysis a lot

thank you!!! i do too!! the idea of him figuring out that zenkichi is even more involved with his takedown is very interesting to me, and the arrestation scene is my favorite cutscene in the game. here is a little related doodle, as a treat!

[hellaverse-critical-confessions]

HELLUVA BOSS S02E06 LEAK SPOILERS

I hate Striker's recent appearances as much as the next person, but...

...I'm really waiting to see this bit animated.

[isforever]

i love writing unredeemable bastards !!!! let me write them more !!!! ahhh !!!!!

[creepymarsh]

Hello yes I watched Ted's newest video and someof these....Maaan I had to do Zenkichi

[blitzscribblez]

If Striker wants it to stop being about sex all the time, then he should stop being so sexy smh smh.

[ketsuppia]

Me when exam weeks are coming up

Joke by my friend :D

[rosmerie-sleeps]

KAZAN!! KAZAN!!

Yes... I have been cooking behind the scenes. I was well aware of this derp derping before he (?) (maybe they/them?) (Idk man bro built like a transgender) even had the chance to derp.

I lovingly nicknamed them umbrella cause they have an umbrella. I aslo lovingly nicknamed the 3rd member of clarion corp as "icebox" since I gunned for a "sunny day at the beach which we spend fishing" theme (Rasmus is "fishing rod", Kazan is "umbrella", Icebox is "Icebox". need I say more )

anyways I have come to say 2 (two) things about this goof

Bro looks like the unhinged one in clarion corp. Knowing this we can use the calm mom friend, short friend with anger issues and the emotionally vulnerable one diagram to find out that our dear icebox is probably either the emotionally vulnerable one or the mom friend. Thank you Kazan. 👍

He plays royale high. He has been playing since the game released. I will fight anyone that thinks otherwise

[crystaldeclear]

Seven games without one of Kai, Saka, and Nelli gives me a tummy ache sure, but it also means we're so close to Gabriel "Ronaldo Fenomeno" Magalhaes playing as a striker, hitting double digits in goals, and getting called up to the NT as the first hybrid CB/CF

[the-ninth-opossum]

Maruki wants to be right. He doesn't want to help people, he wants to be their hero and savior. In this essay I will...

[little2nerdy]

y’all ever think about neil’s high school classmates? like this weird kid played with them for a year and then a few months later shows up playing for a shitty team and then the media coverage about him just gets progressively more unhinged. (kathy’s show, his press duty, his looks post-evermore, the coverage post-baltimore, etc)

and then a few years later he’s playing in the pros, is like the fastest starting striker in the history of exy, he’s gonna be on the olympic team, and it’s revealed he’s married to the angry blonde goalkeeper

[venomtorn]

And so her headcount ends in a tie, but not bested. She...sort of can live with that.

[dcvina-claires]

the year is 2006. you’re an avid fan of collegiate exy. kevin day recently transferred from the best team in the league to the worst after breaking his hand in a skiing accident. before the season starts, janie smalls attempts suicide. she’s a fox, so absolutely no one is surprised by this. however, this means that david wymack has to find a new striker. he picks up a neglected, unremarkable kid from millport. for some reason, this mysterious nobody thinks it’s okay to publicly humiliate riko moriyama, king of exy. apparently, neil josten and kevin day talk shit about riko all the time (this confuses you. kevin and riko are supposed to be best friends). not long after, seth gordon dies of an overdose. once again, it’s the foxes, so no one should be surprised, but something is… off. seth was clean, and it didn’t seem likely for him to throw it away. the foxes don’t get anyone to replace him. despite being short a player, they’re performing better than ever before. you don’t want to admit it, but neil josten can probably be credited with a lot of the foxes success. and something is off about that kid, too. he’s a 5’3 brunette with brown eyes, and then suddenly he’s not. he comes back from winter break with red hair and blue eyes, but more interesting than that is the number four tattooed onto his face, marked for the ravens, marked for the perfect court. the normal minyard twin murders someone in cold blood. neil josten is actually nathaniel wesninski. his father, the butcher of baltimore, tortures him and burns his tattoo off. the trojans throw away their shot at winning. kevin covers up his tattoo with a queen chess piece. he’s never been skiing, the theories behind what happened to his hand are endless. jean moreau transfers to the trojans. this isn’t helping with the abuse allegations. despite everything stacked against them, the foxes beat the ravens. the unhinged minyard twin shatters riko’s hand to stop him from murdering the mafia kid on live tv. for some reason, this is riko’s final straw and he kills himself. some people are blaming kevin, andrew, and neil, but you personally believe that it’s a tad bit dramatic to commit suicide after losing one game and breaking a hand. the rest of the ravens don’t seem to agree, as they’re all suddenly in the most fucked up game of “follow the leader” known to man. jean moreau is spotted being escorted from the foxes dorm room a bloody mess, but that’s only the beginning. one of the ravens stabs himself with a letter opener, another steps onto the subway tracks, and a third overdoses. it’s 2007, and you started saying that the ravens were in a cult as a joke, but you don’t know if it’s a joke anymore. you’re seriously starting to consider that your favorite sport was created solely as a front for the mafia