#Unthinkable

[medblackcoffee]

The sk8 brainworms got me

[dandelions4us]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever.

[weirdlookindog]

Lawrence Sterne Stevens - Unthinkable

(Famous Fantastic Mysteries - December 1946)

[unlikelypartypatrolbakery]

He’s just got a sparkle in his eye

[safedistancefrombeingsmart]

The amazing @bakertumblings has started posting a new fic.

3 chapters are up so far, full of lovely angst, combined with all the medical realism. 🤩 Oh, and angst. Did I mention angst?

[tomyfriend]

“Is there a way to mute myself? To turn off all the thundering thoughts forcing my muscles to commit regrettable crimes?”

-j.

[pnfc]

thinking abt when i showed my aussie friend ben siemon's tweet calling perry a "new zealand animal" and explained that most americans dont know platypuses are not from new zealand/literally dont exist there because we mentally combine it with australia and he just replied "if a kiwi saw you say this theyd kill you"

[rainstar-123]

I was thinking like an American woman who would consider Emer's height average, instead of a Japanese man who would consider 172cm (Medusa) tall.

Emer's probably even too tall for her own time period orz

[jokingluna]

Considered starting this one with "Thithter! Thithter!" but figured that would telegraph the punchline too much.

[meioof]

martin sheen image dump

mobile app has a 10 image limit so i booted up my laptop just for yall

and ran out of space anyways... :(

david teninch is the next victim uwahahhahhahhahaha

[invisibleicewands]

[amagnificentobsession]

J. A. Y. Z. U. S. H. C. A. R. I. S. T. 🔥♥️💋

My apologies to @bil-daddy for lusting after @mrazfellco 🔥🔥🔥

[toptensupakorn]

so far the least realistic thing about my stand-in is sol keeping his hair red for at least two years

[pratchettquotes]

"Mister Lipwig, the world lives between those who say it cannot be done and those who say that it can. And in my experience, those who say that it can be done are usually telling the truth. It's just a matter of thinking creatively. Some people say 'Think the unthinkable,' but that's nonsense--although in your case, sir, I think you have the nerves for it. Now, don't let me detain you."

Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam

[sassykai10]

I think my simple interest in Michael Sheen is becoming an obsession... I admire him so much!🥹

[maximura]