#VOTE KRAKEN!!!!!!!

[inkopolis-news-official]

she's finally here

[coastingline]

so who on the kraken is gonna pay my medical bills?? the stress this team put me under gave me a stomach ulcer 😭

[heavensmortuary]

what should I put in my heart locket

[eldritchkraken]

i want to feel hopeful about the upcoming election, you know? after 2016 i feel like i've been seeped in despair about anything that happens in the political atmosphere. not that that is a new attitude, but it just hit different from before. did i change, or did the world? i don't really know.

also since it's topical please check if you are registered to vote

[mstornadox]

how i spent my time on tumblr on January 29, 2023

voted for Cecil

blocked spambots

celebrated Threshold Day

[ksascriptt]

GUYS I WENT TO A KRAKEN GAME. I got the first Jared McCann bobblehead out of 10K, and i got to see them score up close and i was on the megatron pregame and it was so cool. Jordan eberle and Philipp Grubauer are still my babies. And holy shit i didn’t realize how tall Jamie Oleksiak actually is like???

[dunnerlars]

okay but who's getting the Davey Jones hat

[em-ptynet]

both teams with one shot one goal within first minute of game sure why not

[hauntedppgpaints]

Hottest Player on Each Team Poll Results!!

GOOOOOOD MORNING HOCKEYBLR!

I've got the piping hot results of the poll I posted last week, served fresh and ready to be read! The final count was 319 submissions!

TOP 10 ACROSS THE LEAGUE:

Leon Draisaitl, 215 points

Mat Barzal, 188

Nico Hischier, 178

Roman Josi, 167

Jeremy Swayman, 153

Matthew Tkachuk, 152

Claude Giroux, 138

Alex Lyon, 123

Sidney Crosby, 119

Brady Skjei, 114

Detailed tallies, pie charts, fun facts, and odd answers are below the cut! Sorry about how the teams are paired together, there's a 30 image limit on posts :(

DUCKS

one of two teams to have both goalies in their top three, the other being the Jets

19 unique answers

Funny other answers included: jamie drysdale rip, Donald Duck, Travis

BRUINS

22 unique answers

one person put Patrice Bergeron

SABRES

20 unique answers

2 people put Erik Johnson

weird answer: that one teenager that Tanger beat up

FLAMES

24 unique answers

2 people put Chris Tanev, one person put "it was hanifin"

HURRICANES

21 unique answers

BLACKHAWKS

23 unique answers

one person wrote Jonathan Toews. one person wrote Tommy Hawk, the team's mascot

with 13 of them, the blackhawks take the lead with the most non-answers. one of them was "skipping racist logo team". another was "this team is ugly".

AVALANCHE

23 unique answers

BLUE JACKETS

25 unique answers

STARS

19 unique answers

someone put "Nick Robinson" as an answer. that's not a player. i don't know who that is.

RED WINGS

18 unique answers

someone put "the ginger". someone else put "that cat guy"

OILERS

20 unique answers

someone put "anyone but Leon"

PANTHERS

27 unique answers

KINGS

21 unique answers

someone put Wayne Gretzky

WILD

23 unique answers

2 people put Connor Dewar. 1 person put Brandon Duhaime. 1 person just wrote "Bordeleau"

CANADIENS

21 unique answers

One person put PK Subban. One person put Chris Wideman

PREDATORS

17 unique answers

One of the weirdest answers across the whole poll: "they all looked pretty ugly when they beat the pens in OT that one time"

DEVILS

21 unique answers

someone put "one of the hughes kids"

ISLANDERS

17 unique answers

RANGERS

24 unique answers

one person put Henrik Lundqvist

SENATORS

16 unique answers

one person put "not that one guy"

FLYERS

20 unique answers

One person put Claude Giroux. One person put Nolan Patrick. 5 people put Gritty

PENGUINS

16 unique answers

SHARKS

28 unique answers

4 people put Anthony Duclair. 1 person put Tomas Hertl

KRAKEN

22 unique answers

1 person put Buoy

BLUES

22 unique answers

someone said "anyone but the goalie"

LIGHTNING

21 unique answers

MAPLE LEAFS

24 unique answers

another weird answer: "that sid lookalike kid mitch or marner or something"

COYOTES/UTAH

23 unique answers

one person put Jason Zucker

CANUCKS

23 unique answers

one person put Clayton Keller. one person put "that weird luke kid"

GOLDEN KNIGHTS

28 unique answers

one person put Nolan Patrick. one person put "Steve Aoki #77". Steve Aoki is a DJ. There is no #77 for the golden knights. i have no idea where this came from.

CAPITALS

22 unique answers

JETS

one of two teams to have both goalies in their top three, the other being the Ducks

26 unique answers

one person put Jesse Pollock. :|

FUN STATS!

2 teams are tied with the most amount of single-vote answers: the Rangers and the Panthers both had 10 players only voted for once.

4 teams are tied with the least amount of single-vote answers: the Senators, the Penguins, the Lightning, and the Maple Leafs all had 2 players only voted for once.

2 teams are tied with the most amount of unique answers: the Sharks and the Golden Knights both had 28 unique answers

2 teams are tied with the least amount of unique answers: the Senators and the Penguins both had 16 unique answers

Unsurprisingly, the top three teams that have the biggest gap between first and second place are the Oilers (195 points), Islanders (149), and Devils (145)

The top three teams with the closest gap between first and second place are the Sharks (2), Ducks & Canucks (3), and Blue Jackets & Blackhawks (4)

7 teams have a goalie in 1st place: Jets, Sharks, Wild, Red Wings, Blue Jackets, Bruins, and Ducks

18 teams don't have a goalie in their top three. Shame.

the team with the oldest 1st place is the Wild, with Marc-Andre Fleury being 39 years old

the team with the youngest 1st place is the Sabres, with Owen Power being 21 years old

A breakdown of first place nationalities:

Canadian: 15

American: 10

Swiss: 3

Swedish: 1

Latvian:1

German:1

Dual citizen (Swedish/Canadian): 1

[heavensmortuary]

I fully expect skeletonization to win on this here Skeleton Webbed Site

[yatgb]

getting inspired by all these polls so

Dont vote if you know the answer!!!! I wanna see what non splooners think :3 also maybe reblog to get this out there???

[wjbminecraft]

Reblog if you voted.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

You guys voted for it, so here's the

Prettiest Full-Page Illustration in the Manga Tournament

This is the masterpost for the tournament. I'll pin it and update it with every new round, so you'll be able to find all polls easily.

The rules are very simple: You just vote for whichever illustration you like better, for really any reason. The illustration with the most votes advances to the next round.

Propaganda is encouraged! Please put it in the body of the post so I can reblog it. I don't reblog propaganda from tags or replies.

Spoiler warning: This tournament contains material up to the end of the manga. If you haven't caught up yet, you may be spoiled.

Finale:

Laios eating Winged Lion vs Falin eating Chimera (Laios eating Winged Lion won)

Battle for the bronze:

Demon breaking free vs Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling (Demon breaking free won)

Previous rounds under the cut:

Semi-finals:

Demon breaking free vs Laios eating Winged Lion (Laios eating Winged Lion won)

Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling vs Falin eating Chimera (Falin eating Chimera won)

Quarter finals:

Chimera Falin reveal vs Demon breaking free (Demon breaking free won)

Dragon kitchen vs Laios eating Winged Lion (Laios eating Winged Lion won)

Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling vs Laios and Dullahan (Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling won)

Winged Lion protecting Marcille vs Falin eating Chimera (Falin eating Chimera won)

Round 3:

Chimera Falin reveal vs Golden Kingdom (Chimera Falin reveal won)

Laios' dream vs Demon breaking free (Demon breaking free won)

Laios strangling Chimera Falin vs Dragon kitchen (Dragon kitchen won)

Giant Winged Lion vs Laios eating Winged Lion (Laios eating Winged Lion won)

Kraken breaching vs Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling (Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling won)

Laios and Dullahan vs Thistle without desire (Laios and Dullahan won)

Winged Lion protecting Marcille vs Demon Laios and Chimera Laios (Winged Lion protecting Marcille won)

King Laios vs Falin eating Chimera (Falin eating Chimera won)

Round 2, part 2:

Living armour full course meal vs Kraken breaching (Kraken breaching won)

Laios killing Red dragon vs Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling (Kabru, Mithrun, Thistle, and Falin falling won)

Laios and Dullahan vs Chimera Falin with clean plate (Laios and Dullahan won)

Explosion in dragon kitchen vs Thistle without desire (Thistle without desire won)

Winged Lion protecting Marcille vs Coatl breaking free (Winged Lion protecting Marcille won)

Chimera Laios hatching vs Demon Laios and Chimera Laios (Demon Laios and Chimera Laios won)

Reactions to Chimera Laios vs King Laios (King Laios won)

Golden Kingdom rising above the waves vs Falin eating Chimera (Falin eating Chimera won)

Round 2, part 1:

Dragon kitchen vs Marcille's refitted dungeon (Dragon kitchen won)

Coatl breaking free vs Giant Winged Lion (Giant Winged Lion won)

Chimera Laios reveal vs Laios eating Winged Lion (Laios eating Winged Lion won)

Round 1:

Winged Lion protecting Marcille vs Coatl eating giant Familiar bird (Winged Lion protecting Marcille won)

Coatl breaking free vs Demon's memory (Coatl breaking free won)

Winged Lion and Touden party vs Chimera Laios hatching (Chimera Laios hatching won)

Chimera Laios lurking vs Demon Laios and Chimera Laios (Demon Laios and Chimera Laios won)

Reactions to Chimera Laios vs Chimera Laios flying (Reactions to Chimera Laios won)

Demon Laios breaking free vs King Laios (King Laios won)

Yaad hugging Thistle vs Golden Kingdom rising above the waves (Golden Kingdom rising above the waves won)

Falin eating Chimera vs Laios hugging Falin (Falin eating Chimera won)

[lets-get-kraken-boys]

Yandere Purge Part 2: Posting Tomorrow! :)

Hi guys~!

Just to let you guys know, the next part of the Yandere Purge is finally complete! Edited an all teehee. Thank you to everyone for being so patient with me and for everyone sending such kind words. I appreciate all of you for being here with me along this journey. It kinda is surreal that MHA has ended after all this time, but I will definitely keep writing for it!

Anyways, I will be posting the next part tomorrow around 3PM (PST), so please be prepared!

Also! Many people voted for it to be posted in one full part, so that is how I will be posting the story. I figured I've made you guys wait long enough haha.

Thank you again for everyone being so nice to me over these years. Have a great day.

PS: If anyone else would like to be added to the tag list, please comment on this post or message me now!

With Love,

Kraken