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Intensievere samenwerking tussen Viking Reclame en 53 Graden Noord
Bedrijvennieuws: 'Intensievere samenwerking tussen Viking Reclame en 53 Graden Noord'
WIERINGEN – Het jaar wordt positief afgesloten met een vernieuwd samenwerkingsverband tussen Viking Reclame en 53 Graden Noord. Door hun krachten te bundelen, breiden beide bedrijven hun dienstverlening en kwaliteit verder uit. Jarenlange samenwerking Viking Reclame en 53 Graden Noord zijn geen onbekenden voor elkaar. “We werken al jaren samen aan diverse projecten,” vertelt eigenaar Richard…
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Norsemen & Anglo-Saxons Chapter 3
Any Viking/Norse words and customs were found on Google, so if it's incorrect please educate me!!
Summary: Princess Y/N has a secret that her parents are ashamed of. A conquering Viking chief recognizes the gift she has. Will they be able to bring peace between warring people, and maybe find love along the way?
Viking!Bucky Warnings: eventual smut, abuse, violence, animal attack, blood
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Y/N held Bucky’s arm as he led her through the village. People who hadn’t been down by the shore watched her walk by, some of them bowing and others smiling widely. They reached a tall black structure, the hof, or temple as Bucky explained, and she was separated from Bucky and brought inside. She followed Winnifred until she was presented to a group of women who were surrounding a bath. They were all in simple strapped dresses, as the heat of the water dampened the air heavily.
“We must prepare you for the marriage ceremony tonight,” Winnifred said. Y/N nodded, trying to relax the nervous flutter of her heart. “They will take care of you, and I will come for you when they’re finished.” Y/N was stripped and washed extensively. Her hair and teeth were brushed and cleaned, her body scrubbed in all the crevices, even in spots she was embarrassed being touched. She took it all in stride, assuming that it was customary. When it was all done she was dried off with a fine blanket and then dressed in an outfit like what Winnifred was wearing, but the dress was a dark green color and the fur adorned on her shoulders was that of a fox, the red complimenting the dress nicely. Her hair was braided and her fingertips dipped in a red paint that dyed her skin quickly. She was given a necklace that attached to her dress made of beads, metal and bone. A circlet crown was placed atop her head nestled in her hair, made of finely woven metal, more beads and tiny pieces of gold.
Winnifred came to collect her and brought her to the front door of the temple. “I will present you to our people, and you will be given a new name,” she explained.
“A new name?” Y/N questioned. “What’s wrong with my name?”
“Nothing, my child. You will go by both names. Y/N, your English given name, and a new Danish one, given by prophecy from a seer…me,” she gave Y/N a wink. Y/N nodded as Winnifred tapped the doors with her staff. They opened instantly from the outside and Y/N was greeted by everyone in the village, torches lining the way as nightfall set in. Winnifred led her out into the small clearing in front of the temple. “I give you Y/N, a lost daughter of Freya, our soon-to-be Drottning and wife of my son, James.” She lifted her hands towards the sky. “I call upon our Aesir! We present this child to you for reclamation!” Her hands shook and a faraway rumble of thunder was heard, making the crowd of people mumble as they watched the sky. The clouds seemed to clear for a moment, and as the stars peeked through Winnifred smiled. “Astrid,” she beamed. She placed her hands on Y/N’s face. “Y/N Astrid, daughter of Freya, Drottning of the Danes, child of the stars.”
The crowd of people cheered as Y/N smiled at Winnifred. Winnifred led her to Bucky who stood nearby. He had also bathed and was dressed in a long dark red tunic, brown pants and deep brown boots, an even longer fur coat on his shoulders. His braids and hair adornments were renewed and he wore a necklace with a round pendant. Y/N gawked at him, appreciating him all cleaned up as he took her hand, leading her through the people. Many of them reached out their hands to touch her, speaking to her in their language and some in English congratulating her and welcoming her. Bucky led her to a clearing in the middle of the village with a large bonfire heating the area. There were garlands covered in flowers and fruit, furs placed throughout the seating areas, and people playing instruments she didn’t recognize. A few women were singing along with the music, their voices hauntingly rippling through the air. Something about the whole thing felt so right, so comforting, so true, that Y/N fought back tears watching them celebrate.
They approached an arch made of antlers where another woman dressed similar to Winnifred stood. As people got into positions around the fire and seating areas the woman held her hand up to quiet the players and singers. She held up her painted red hands that were holding a braided rope that was made of fabrics, ribbons and a strip of a black animal pelt.
“Frigg! We bring to you a couple wishing to bind themselves together in life and beyond.” She gestured to them to give her their hands. They presented their entwined hands to her and she proceeded to bind their hands together. She started what sounded like a prayer in their language and Bucky lowered his head. Y/N followed quickly. As the prayer continued Y/N felt her power flowing through her without thinking about it or calling upon it herself. Her hands began glowing in the binding, and as the woman’s voice rose in volume the power seeped into Bucky’s hands. He didn’t react at first until the power seemed to inject into the veins of his hand. His eyebrows furrowed, then a low hiss passed through his teeth, and then he began to shiver as the green light zapped through him. Y/N looked on in horror, trying to release his hands but unable to because of the binding. She looked at the woman, who was still chanting, and then behind her to Winnifred, who just nodded at her with a serene look on her face. Bucky shivered more violently then suddenly stopped, his body almost going rigid before a heavy sigh left his mouth. The woman finished her prayer and did the motion in front of her face that Bucky and Winnifred had done in greeting before turning towards him.
“Awaken, White Wolf,” the woman said quietly. Bucky’s eyes opened and he blinked rapidly until his gaze met Y/N’s eyes. She gasped upon seeing her power flash in his irises before it disappeared. “You now share the power of Freya, Jarl. She has bestowed her gift through her daughter to you. Your children, their children, and their children and so on will carry this power, this gift, this responsibility. Treat it well and with respect, else it will be taken from you and lost forever to the land and its people. May it bless your lives together.” She reared back and let out what almost sounded like a howl. The people around them all did the same.
“Frigg and Freya bless this union happily. You may seal this marriage with a kiss.”
Bucky still looked shocked at what had just happened but smiled as he leaned down to Y/N. He pressed his lips to hers as they shared their first kiss. The people around them cheered, and yet Y/N couldn’t hear them. She was too entranced by his lips, the softness, the tenderness, but most of all the fire it ignited deep within her. A rush of their now combined power flowed through them and melted into the ground below them, creating another whistling wind that sounded like laughter and a rumble in the earth that sounded like a hum of acceptance.
He pulled away and grinned widely at her. The woman untied their hands and Y/N immediately brought her hands to his face. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t know what was happening, I didn’t mean to hurt you–”
“I’m fine, my Drottning,” he kissed her nose. “I feel…reborn.” Y/N huffed out a laugh as she scratched his beard, the worry still etched on her face. “Now we celebrate, Asynja,” he pulled her along to one of the seating areas and pulled her into his lap.
The night was filled with songs and dances and performances. There were even fights, with the people making bets on who would win. Mead flowed heavily and food was shared as the night drew on. Y/N was approached by many of the people, some of them just to say hello, others to bless her and Bucky, and others who asked for blessings from her to their children. Y/N didn’t know what to say, and yet each time something deep inside her seemed to take over and the words just spilled from her mouth. After hours deep into the night Winnifred stepped forward.
“It is time for the union to be completed,” she motioned to Bucky and Y/N to follow her. There were some “oohs” and “aahs” and whistles heard through the crowd as Bucky excitedly pulled Y/N out of the clearing and back towards the temple. Once they’d reached it the women who had bathed Y/N before opened the doors for them. A large bed had appeared in the temple where benches and tables had once been. Y/N tensed as she knew what was to come next. “Here I leave you. Congratulations my dear Bucky,” she took his face in her hands again, giving his cheeks a pinch, “and welcome to the family, Y/N Astrid,” she walked up to Y/N and pressed her forehead against Y/N’s forehead. She gave them one final head bow then retreated back towards the clearing.
Bucky pulled Y/N into the temple and the doors were closed behind them. Y/N was still tense as she stared at the bed. The temple was warm, making her start to sweat under the fox fur she wore, but she was afraid to make the first move and take anything off. She knew what the wedding night entailed, how it was done, but had never done it before herself. It was a strict rule that an English princess was to be untouched by anyone until her wedding night with her new husband. Y/N didn’t know if the Danes had different traditions.
“You look afraid,” Bucky observed.
“That’s because I am,” Y/N answered quietly.
“So it’s true? The English don’t let their royals do anything until marriage?”
“Yes,” Y/N glanced at him, surprised. “At least, they try. Have you done this before?”
Bucky shook his head. “No, but not because I wasn’t supposed to. Just because, well, war,” he said somberly. “Never got the chance. Or found someone I’d be willing to be with.” Y/N nodded, her eyes flitting around the room. Her breathing became heavier as her nervousness gripped her heart. “Hey,” he stepped in front of her. “It’s going to be fine. We will learn. Together.”
Y/N nodded again as she tried to slow her breathing. Bucky pulled her chin up with his finger so she would look at him. He leaned his face down to her and brushed his lips down her cheek leaving a wake of small kisses across her nose to the other cheek, and then hovered above her lips. Y/N’s eyes fluttered as she watched him, her eyes flicking back and forth from his eyes to his lips. He pressed his lips against hers like he had for their first kiss, then angled his head to deepen it, pressing more firmly against her mouth. The fire deep within her was ignited once again as his lips moved against hers. Her hands gripped his shirt as his arms wrapped around behind her and pulled her flush to his body.
Bucky walked backwards with her until the back of his knees hit the edge of the bed. He slid his fur off and then broke the kiss and sat. His hands slid from her face to her shoulders and unhooked the fox fur off of her, then slid behind her and untied the back of her dress. It loosened around her and she let it slide down her body. She wore an almost sheer underdress and some underwear underneath it. Bucky pulled her underwear down and helped her pull the underdress over her head until she was left bare before him. Y/N instinctively started to cover her breasts with her arms, her legs trying to cross to cover her most private parts, but he held her still. “You’re beautiful, Y/N, don’t hide from me.”
He leaned forward and kissed her stomach then dragged his lips across her skin to the underside of her left breast. He kissed it, making her shiver, then licked his way to her nipple, giving it a soft lick and then sucking it into his mouth. Y/N’s hands shook as they laced behind his head, holding him against her as he nipped lightly at her skin. His hand went to her other breast and massaged it, his fingers rubbing her other nipple.
Y/N’s knees felt like they were about to give out from the pleasure she felt at just his mouth and fingers on her. She gasped as he switched breasts, his mouth now laving at the opposite nipple. He let out small whimpers as he sucked and licked her, his breathing becoming faster. Y/N moaned at a particularly hard suck, her head falling back. Bucky’s metal hand slid down in between her legs, his fingers rubbing her lower lips until he found the little spot that had her nearly buckling against him. The metal against her skin felt glorious. His mouth let her breast go with a pop and he stood.
He turned and pushed Y/N onto the bed and motioned for her to scoot up as he kicked off his boots. He pulled his shirt, pants and underwear off and stood before her. Y/N’s heart rate jumped as she looked at him. The contrast of his metal arm against his skin was tantalizing, but she was shocked by the amount of markings he had on his body hidden under his clothes. A tapestry of animals and runes littered his torso and his right arm. As her gaze wandered down she audibly gulped. This man was huge in every way. Her widened eyes made him laugh. “It will be alright, Drottning,” he said as he crawled onto the bed. “I will get you ready for me.” He laid on his front and hooked his arms around her legs, pulling her body towards him so that her core was in front of his face. She tensed, not knowing what he was doing. He felt her hesitation and smiled up at her. “I’ve been told that this helps. You’ll like it, I promise,” he winked at her. Y/N nodded. He kissed her thigh and then dipped his head down. She wasn’t sure what to expect until she felt his tongue lick her slit and she gasped loudly. He licked her lower lips languidly then would dip further into her and flick at her entrance. He moved upwards and found that spot again, flicking his tongue quickly on it. Y/N’s back arched, her hips trying to twist out of his iron grip, not because it was painful but because it almost felt too good.
“Bucky…” Y/N moaned, her hands pulling at his hair. It only spurred him on, a deep hum from his mouth vibrating into her pussy, making her squeal. He sucked on the spot and unlooped his flesh arm from her hip. She felt one of his fingers start to prod at her entrance that was quickly getting wetter by the second. He slipped his finger in then thrust it in and out slowly. Y/N felt a tension deep in her gut start building. He slipped another finger into her, stretching her as he thrust them in and out, picking up in speed as his lips sucked her spot into his mouth. The tension was making her see stars, her legs trying to clamp shut around his head. He then sped his fingers up again and started flicking the spot harshly with his tongue. Y/N moaned loudly as the sensations all became too much and she felt the tension snap inside her. She felt a gush come from her by Bucky’s mouth as she nearly ripped at his hair. Her legs shook uncontrollably and her hips bucked violently. The feeling started to ebb away and Bucky pulled his fingers out of her, licking some of the liquid that came from her before pulling himself up.
“Taste so good, my Drottning,” he said in a husky whisper. He lifted his wet fingers to her mouth. She opened her mouth instinctively and he put them in, making her taste herself. She moaned a little at the taste as she tried to breathe normally again.
Bucky’s fingers retreated and he put them in his own mouth, licking up anything left she didn’t get. He spread her legs further apart and settled between them, his hips inching closer to hers. Y/N tensed again, knowing what he was about to do. “I don’t think it will…” she started, then shut her mouth.
“I’ll go slow,” he promised, kissing her again. “Tell me if it’s too much.”
Y/N hesitantly nodded. Bucky took his stiff cock in his hand and pumped it a few times, making himself moan, then lined it up with her pussy. The head of it slowly pushed into her, making both of them groan. Y/N tried to relax but felt herself tensing at the intrusion. Bucky stopped and began sucking at her breasts again, distracting from the pain and pressure. As he worked her into another pleasurable frenzy he would slowly inch forward, until he was fully sheathed inside of her. Y/N appreciated him going slow, letting her adjust to him, and when he was all the way in she sighed.
“It feels…so full…” Y/N said dreamily. The fullness was making her feel delirious, like she had been missing something she didn’t know was a possibility. If it always felt this good she wanted him inside at all times.
“So tight, Asynja. Ah,” he gasped as her pussy fluttered around him. “Gods, you feel so good…so right,” Bucky slowly pulled back then pushed forwards, letting her feel every part of him. Her hips trembled again, her legs wrapping around his hips as he continued to thrust in and out of her. She looked down at where they were joined, watching him move in and out of her, the sight making her whine deep in her throat. Bucky moaned at the noise she made, pulling her head up with his hand and kissing her passionately. As their tongues entangled his hips started moving faster, making her gasp against his mouth as her eyes rolled back in her head. “Feel good, my Drottning? You beautiful, powerful, strong woman…destined for me,” he whispered against her ear as his head dropped into the crook of her neck. He thrust harder into her, making her fingers dig into his back. “Mine,” he nearly growled as his hips rolled.
Y/N felt a heady drunkenness setting into her mind, her head feeling foggy as the pleasure took over all of her senses. She felt herself nodding as he claimed her. “Yours,” she babbled, whimpering with each hard thrust as the tension built again deep in her core. “Your Drottning…your Asynja…my Bucky…” Bucky suddenly hauled himself up, holding her against him so that he was thrusting up into her. The angle made her yelp as he felt even deeper than before.
“That’s right, you're mine…I’m yours…Y/N Astrid, my star,” he pulled her down onto him as he thrust upwards.
The snap was unexpected and even more tightly wound this time, so much so that when Y/N screamed his name it reverberated through the temple. She clung to him as her entire body tensed and she gushed around him. Her pussy squeezed him like a vice and he shouted as he finished inside of her. Y/N could feel him filling her up and it prolonged her shaking around him as she whimpered with each shock she felt spread from her pussy. Bucky fell to the bed, stopping himself from crushing her at the last second. They lay together, sweaty and exhausted as they came down from the high.
Bucky turned his head and kissed Y/N’s cheek softly. She smiled, her tired eyes blinking slowly at him as he rubbed his nose against hers. “I think we’re pretty good at this,” he huffed out a laugh. Y/N giggled, then groaned as Bucky slid his cock out of her, making him hiss. He lay next to her as they both stared up at the ceiling. Y/N felt around for his hand and laced her fingers in his. Bucky smiled widely at the gesture.
Just as Y/N was on the brink of falling asleep she felt a fur being draped over her and a kiss to her forehead. She smiled dreamily and snuggled close to Bucky’s warmth. She had done it. Married the supposed enemy, created an alliance that brought peace to his and her people, and found a new home that was accepting of her and the magic she possessed. She missed Alfie terribly, but hoped that in due time, if her ability had shown her correctly, he would be alright and become the great king he was destined to be.
**picture is A.I. from Pinterest, unknown original "artist" or "creator"**
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A not-so-in-depth look at the NFL divisions
By: Joseph Correa
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A not-so-in-depth look at the NFL divisions…
It’s almost September; The air is thick with the aroma of sizzling brats and the sound of beer cans cracking open. You slip on your lucky jersey, the one with the ketchup stain from last year's nail-biter, and head out to meet your buddies for the season opener. This, my friends, is the magic of NFL kickoff.
As I dive headfirst into the 2024 season, let's journey through the NFL's eight divisions. Every team has a story from the titans of the gridiron to the underdogs nipping at their heels. So, grab your foam finger and settle in; we're about to break down the upcoming season in all its glory, heartbreak, and inevitable chaos.
AFC North: Where Legends Are Forged
If the AFC North were a person, it'd be that grizzled old-timer at the bar who's seen it all and has the scars to prove it. This division isn't just competitive; it's downright brutal.
Last year, all four teams finished with winning records – a feat unseen since bell-bottoms were unironically cool (that's 1970, for you youngsters). HBO's "Hard Knocks: In Season" couldn't resist the siren call of this division's drama. I mean, who could?
Let's start with the Baltimore Ravens, last year's AFC top seed. They've lost more defensive coaches than most teams have in total. But in Baltimore, that's Tuesday. John Harbaugh probably woke up, saw the exodus, shrugged, and went back to his coffee. That's just how they roll.
Then there's Cleveland. Ah, Cleveland. The Browns are all-in on Deshaun Watson like a gambler doubling down on a hard 16. Will 2024 be the year this high-stakes bet pays off, or will Browns fans be left drowning their sorrows in Great Lakes beer... again?
Don't forget Cincinnati. They're banking on a healthy Joe Burrow like he's the second coming of Joe Montana. If his throwing arm is as golden as his hair, the Bengals might just remind everyone why they were Super Bowl darlings not so long ago.
And Pittsburgh? Mike Tomlin's been there so long that he probably has his own parking spot at Heinz Field. Now he's taking on the Russell Wilson reclamation project. It's like watching a master chef try to turn a McDonald's burger into filet mignon. Can he pull it off? In this division, anything's possible.
Buckle up, folks. This 18-week slugfest is going to leave us all black and blue – and loving every minute of it.
NFC North: The Tides of Change
Remember when the NFC North was as predictable as a Wisconsin cheese curd tasting delicious? Those days are as gone as Brett Favre's Packers jersey.
The Detroit Lions, long the NFL's favorite punching bag, have suddenly grown teeth. Their journey from "lovable losers" to "holy cow, they might actually win something" feels like it was ripped straight from a Disney sports movie. The real question is: can Dan Campbell's knee-biting, coffee-chugging energy translate into sustained success, or will the Lions pull a Detroit and... well, Lion?
But don't write off the Packers just yet. Jordan Love spent three years marinating on the bench behind Aaron Rodgers. Now he's serving up wins like a short-order cook on a Sunday morning rush. This youth movement in Green Bay has Cheeseheads dreaming of another decade of dominance. It's as exciting as it is terrifying for the rest of the division.
Chicago Bears fans, I see you. I know you've been hurt before. But Caleb Williams might just be the real deal. He could be the franchise quarterback you've been waiting for since. Well, has Chicago ever had a truly great quarterback? This could be the year the Monsters of the Midway finally have some teeth on offense.
And the Vikings? They're in quarterback purgatory faster than you can say "J.J. McCarthy's meniscus." But hey, in the NFL, today's backup is tomorrow's MVP. Just ask Kurt Warner. Or Tom Brady. Or... you get the point.
AFC East: The King Is Dead, Long Live... Who, Exactly?
Pour one out for the New England Patriots dynasty, folks. We spent two decades penciling them in as division champs, and now the only sure bet is that they won't win it. It's like watching your high school bully become the guy who can't open pickle jars.
Now we've got a three-way dance between the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills that's wilder than a Buffalo tailgate party.
The Jets are the media darlings with a healthy Aaron Rodgers. But let's be real – this is a franchise so cursed, they could probably find a way to lose a bye week. If there's a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, the Jets will find it. It's their superpower.
Miami's been flirting with success like a commitment-phobe on Tinder. Back-to-back playoff appearances are nice, but in the land Don Shula built, "almost" is just a fancy word for "not good enough." This could be the year they finally swipe right on a division title... or get left on read again.
And then there's Buffalo. They've shed more big names than a Hollywood rehab center, but counting out a team led by Josh Allen feels like betting against gravity. The man could probably throw a football over them mountains, as Uncle Rico would say.
This division is a powder keg of potential, ready to explode. Just don't stand too close when it does.
NFC East: America's (Drama) Team(s)
If the NFC East were a TV show, it'd be a soap opera with occasional football scenes. It's got more drama than a Real Housewives reunion and just as many unexpected twists.
The Eagles took a nosedive last season faster than a Philly fan's mood after a loss. But they seem poised for a comeback. In Philly, hope springs eternal... until about Week 3.
Meanwhile, in Dallas, Jerry Jones has put everyone on notice. The Cowboys are under more pressure than a submarine at the bottom of the ocean. It's "win now or... win now" in Big D.
The Giants are hoping Daniel Jones can justify his contract like I justify eating an entire pizza by myself – with a lot of mental gymnastics and a dash of blind optimism.
And then there's Washington, the wild card with a new QB (Jayden Daniels) and a new sheriff in town (Dan Quinn). They're like that mystery flavor of potato chip – could be delicious, could be disaster.
On paper, it's a two-horse race. But in the NFC East, paper is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
AFC South: Revenge of the Nerds, NFL Edition
Remember when we all thought the AFC South would be the NFL's punching bag in 2023? The Houston Texans looked at that prediction, said "Hold my beer," and proceeded to shock the world harder than a wet finger in an electrical socket.
DeMeco Ryans, C.J. Stroud, and company didn't just win the division; they made a statement in the playoffs louder than a Texan saying "y'all." Now, with additions like Stefon Diggs and Joe Mixon, Houston looks ready to build an empire faster than you can say "Remember the Alamo."
But don't count out the Jaguars. They're surely still stinging from last year's late-season collapse harder than a sunburn on a Florida beach. Trevor Lawrence and crew are out to prove that last year was the fluke, not the year before.
The Colts proved they could compete even without a star quarterback, which, in the modern NFL, is like trying to win a drag race in a golf cart. Impressive, if nothing else.
And Tennessee? New coach Brian Callahan might be the breath of fresh air they needed. Or he might be the air freshener trying to cover up last year's stink. Only time will tell.
NFC West: The 49ers and Their Supporting Cast
The 49ers have ruled this division with an iron fist for two years. They're like that one kid in school who's good at everything – you want to hate them, but damn, they make it look easy.
They're favorites to three-peat, but the rest of the division isn't exactly rolling over. The Rams bounced back last year like a rubber ball dropped from the top of the Hollywood sign. They've only gotten stronger, which should terrify everyone not wearing red and gold.
Seattle's hoping defensive guru Mike Macdonald can work more magic than Houdini. If he can make their defense disappear and reappear as a top unit, the Seahawks might just swoop in for the upset.
And don't sleep on Arizona. Kyler Murray's back, hopefully with a renewed focus on the playbook instead of Call of Duty. Add in explosive rookie Marvin Harrison Jr., and suddenly, the Cardinals look less like sacrificial birds and more like phoenixes rising from the ashes.
It might be San Francisco's division to lose, but don't be shocked if this becomes the most entertaining division in football. It's like a sitcom where the straight man is surrounded by chaos – and I'm here for it.
AFC West: Living in the Chiefs' Shadow
When you share a division with the Chiefs, life isn't just hard – it's like trying to run a marathon while carrying Patrick Mahomes on your back. Just ask the Chargers, Raiders, and Broncos how that feels.
Kansas City might not have cruised to the playoffs last year, but betting against them feels like playing Russian roulette with five loaded chambers. At this point, the Chiefs don't rebuild; they reload.
But here's the million-dollar question: can anyone challenge the ketchup king's throne?
Sean Payton's cooking something in Denver, and it smells a lot like hope... or maybe that's just the altitude. Antonio Pierce brings fresh energy to Las Vegas, turning the Raiders from a punchline into a potential contender.
And the Chargers? They've got Jim Harbaugh now. If anyone can exorcise the Chargers' demons, it's the khaki-wearing, milk-chugging quarterback whisperer himself.
The AFC West might not be the powerhouse it was hyped to be a couple of years ago, but calling it boring would be like calling Chiefs fans "kind of into football." That's a massive understatement.
NFC South: The Island of Misfit Teams
If you're looking for parity, you've come to the wrong place. The NFC South has become a testament to mediocrity, the participation trophy of NFL divisions.
Tampa Bay won the division in 2023 with a 9-8 record. That's like being the tallest kid in kindergarten – sure, you're at the top, but the competition isn't exactly fierce. And this was an improvement over their 8-9 division-winning record in 2022. At this rate, they might break .500 by 2025!
But don't despair, NFC South fans. There's hope on the horizon, and it's wearing red and black.
Atlanta's gone on a spending spree that would make a lottery winner blush. They've brought in Kirk Cousins, Matthew Judon, and Justin Simmons. It's like they're playing real-life Madden with the salary cap turned off.
New Orleans is rebooting its offense like a 90s sitcom getting a gritty modern remake. Will it work? Who knows, but it'll be fun to watch.
And Carolina... oh, Carolina. They've got nowhere to go but up under new coach Dave Canales. When your previous season is a dumpster fire, even a tire fire looks like progress.
It's a division of second chances and redemption stories. Who doesn't love a good comeback tale? Well, maybe fans of the other 28 teams, but who's counting?
In Conclusion: Buckle Up, Buttercup
From the gladiatorial arena of the AFC North to the redemption-seeking NFC South, the 2024 NFL season promises more twists and turns than a pretzel factory. We're in for a rollercoaster of emotions, breakout performances, and upsets so shocking they'll make your grandfather's dentures fall out.
Whether you're a die-hard fan who paints your face every Sunday or a casual observer who just likes to watch large men run into each other, there's a storyline here for everyone.
So grab your jersey (yes, even you, Jets fans), fire up the grill, and settle in. The next five months are going to be one hell of a ride. After all, in the NFL, the only certainty is uncertainty – and that's precisely why we can't look away.
Featured photo: Illustration by Bryce Wood
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"Não sei se é, mas se for é bem idiota." Ruffnutt nunca foi muita de teatro ou coisas que se arrastavam ou duravam muito tempo. Ela nunca foi de focar em algo que não fosse jogos. "Isso é tão chato. As pessoas são muito bobas. Inclusive precisava ver como fazer Vikings acham que só existem homens e que somos bigodudos que só xingam e tomam cerveja. Da última vez que eu me olhei no espelho não havia nenhum mustache." Reclamou levando o dedo para debaixo do nariz como se fosse um bigode. "Agora diga-me em quem preciso bater para achar mais bebida por aqui. É de graça, mas não acho. Acho que não querem me dar."
onde: festival da renovação.
quando: teatro ao ar livre.

não costumava participar de festividades, mas bastava o local oferecer comida e bebida de graça para modred ser um dos primeiros a aparecer. a cerveja em mãos, inclusive, estava mais interessante do que a peça fantasiosa em frente aos olhos — pelo menos até notar a mudança de ambientação, se tornando familiar. aquilo deveria ser um navio? "é assim que a gente é visto por aqui, é?" uma risada que sequer tentou conter, apontando para o primeiro ator vestido de pirata que apareceu.
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In the Air
A/N: Set after season 5, so spoilers for that. Reader is Uhtred’s younger sister, taken with him by the Vikings when she was a baby. Enjoy!
Title: In the Air
Summary: After Osferth’s death, Bebbanburg doesn’t much feel like home. Uhtred’s there to help you grieve.
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In the grand scheme of things, everything had fallen neatly into place.
Bebbanburg had been restored to its natural splendour with Uhtred as its lord and protector. King Constantin had returned to Scotland and the sounds of the previous week’s battle were growing more distant by the day. A general peace had blanketed England with Edward’s return to Wessex and some semblance of order between the Danes and the Saxons.
The air was calm for now, and breathing was easier than it had been in a long while.
And yet, there was still something. Something that felt just that bit wrong. Because despite it all…all the celebratory drinking into the early morning, and the feeling of somewhat-safety within four walls people could proudly call home, and the laughter resounding throughout Bebbanburg as the men sang intoxicated versions of explicit songs they were insistent they’d made up on the spot…the losses hung heavy.
Uhtred had often lain awake at times years ago, visualising what it might be like to invite Ragnar to Bebbanburg, to see where he’d been born and raised for a time. Then, he had wanted to see Beocca back in the library, where the priest had used to usher him in for morning lessons after he had arrived late with breakfast stuffed in his mouth. He’d wished to show Gisela the view from the barricades, where he’d once watched the ships come in as the sun rose above the horizon. And he’d longed to sit with Aethelflaed in a room somewhere, safe, where they could talk, away from prying eyes, about anything they wished to talk about. Because he believed they had both deserved such a trivial thing.
Part of him had held all these thoughts in one tight embrace as he fell to the floor once Bebbanburg was securely in his grasp. The grievances they caused had spilled from him in tears, mixing with the blood and the rainwater on the ground. Relief and happiness and pure joy had blurred into one, but a mountainous anguish had tainted it. Because though he had won back his homeland, many of the people he had yearned to share such a long-awaited joy with were gone.
It had been just two weeks since Bebbanburg’s reclamation, and those grievances were smoothing out. Slowly, but surely nonetheless. His home was not as he remembered, but he had expected as much. Not only had the land itself changed in the decades he’d been away, but the recent fire, no matter how much the rain had helped quench it, still scarred the settlement. He and his men had been steadily working to return it to its rightful glory, rebuilding what they could—in between the drinking and songs, of course—and for the most part, Uhtred found himself content. He had his family within his walls, safe and relatively happy, and though there was much to be done, he was grateful for the here and now.
The only relief, selfish as it was, that helped slake the ache in his heart, was the fact that he was not alone in it. Perhaps his ache differed to others who had lost people, but there were enough similarities to feel as though he was not going through it by himself. He knew the majority felt it, too. The bond that had inadvertently, yet gratefully tied itself around each being in Bebbanburg. But his thoughts loitered on you more than they did anything else, too long for personal comfort.
You were an independent person. You had not lived the easiest life, following Uhtred through battles and paths of disloyalty, catching yourself in the centre of the animosity between him and Ragnar, all the while attempting to find you own way throughout it all. You’d been too young when Bebbanburg had first been taken, a baby Uhtred had held onto during his ordeal with the Vikings you both would come to know as family. He hadn’t yet been given much of an opportunity to sit and talk with you like you often had in your life before, to gauge your feelings on being home, to understand if there was anything he could do to help. Though you’d lost all he had lost, you still clung onto one that he knew he could only feel less.
Osferth.
The two of you had never shown any obvious affection that couldn’t be passed off as something between two friends, but those within your close circle had seen every lingering glance, every secret kiss on the cheek, every moment in which you’d excuse yourselves in the evening to sit in a corner to talk. None had commented on it, but they hadn’t needed to. They had all, including you and Osferth, accepted that you were each other’s love, and it had never required verbal confirmation. Uhtred had often wondered why you hadn’t been more open with it, wondering if it was perhaps the monk part or the Viking-Saxon part, but he had settled some time ago on it being something else. Something no one could touch or disturb except you and Osferth. If it wasn’t public, nobody could use it against you, as love so often was. It was yours and yours alone. Or…had been.
You had withdrawn into yourself since his death, though you tried to be present. They had all noticed it…Finan, Sihtric, Stiorra…though they missed him too, they were more careful to bring him up when you were around. They’d seen you react to passing mentions of him, the glaze in your eyes and the dampening of your mood…yes. They’d known. And they still knew.
Uhtred followed the sound of loud voices into the hall of his home. Shouting wasn’t uncommon in such a place, but after the life he’d lived, he’d learnt to be careful. As he’d expected, the voices and those they belonged to were rather…harmless. Perhaps more some than others, if he had you to go by. You were stood in front of a lounging Finan, your arms raised hopelessly as you yelled at him. Finan’s eyes were wide, but that didn’t stop him from popping grapes into his mouth as he assumedly maintained the notion that he was seriously listening.
It was very obvious that you had been seconds away from starting a physical fight when Uhtred interrupted.
“What is the matter?” he asked above the clamour of noise. Your hand stopped mid-exasperation and Finan ceased chewing.
“Finan stole my room,” you insisted breathlessly, the furious expression on your face set in stone.
Finan clearly disagreed. He shook his head and pointed a finger earnestly at you. “Ah, I think you mean: Finan won his room.” He turned to Uhtred then, who was watching on closely in case he had to step in. The growing anger on your face told him that may be more plausible than not. Finan shrugged. “It was a bet, Lord. It’s got the best view.”
“You can have the one beside mine, Y/N,” Uhtred said. “It was once to be yours, after all.”
“And hear you and whichever woman you bring home to hump?” You scoffed and Uhtred rose a brow. “No, thank you. I’ll take the one beside Stiorra.”
Sihtric spoke up then, his silently grinning face swiftly making room for an irking smile as he interrupted your brief acceptance on the bedroom situation. “Actually, I think we—Finan? Yeah. That’s my room.”
“Sihtric, you flaming ball of—”
And there was Uhtred’s cue. He caught your fist before it connect with Sihtric’s laughing face, tugging it back to hold against your chest. You didn’t struggle, instead fixing the man with a deathly stare that, if anything, only had him laughing harder. Finan was no better off, snorting into his fist while attempting to keep from choking on the grape in his mouth. No doubt you wished he would stop attempting.
“Calm,” Uhtred said. “He is teasing. You can have the one beside Stiorra. It is biggest.”
“Right, and do I get the closest stable for my horse too?” It would be untrue to say Finan had received no warning. It would also be untrue to say he had not deserved it. Needless to say, when you wrenched yourself from Uhtred’s hold, grabbed the bowl of grapes, and began to launch the fruit at his face, Uhtred felt no need to thwart it.
“Ow!” Finan yelped most undignifiedly—as if he had ever been dignified to begin with—and brought his hands up to shield his face. “You little shit!”
Since the reclamation of Bebbanburg, Uhtred had certainly noticed your sensitivity to certain situations, and this seemed to be one of them. On any other day, in any other part of England, after any other loss, you would have engaged in Finan’s friendly repartee, enjoying infuriating him just as much as he did you. But the Irishman had chosen the wrong time to open that opportunity back up, and as he continued to be pelted with grapes, he seemed to realise that.
When you had emptied the bowl, a satisfied glint appearing in your eyes as Finan rubbed at the sore spots, Uhtred stepped forward.
“Go to the tavern and drink,” he ordered, directing his attention at both Finan and Sihtric. When they didn’t move, he jerked his head at the door. “Now. Come on, out. You too. Sihtric.”
“Lord,” Finan grumbled as he got to his feet, “I think you’re supposed to discourage the drinking.”
“You can help the maids in the kitchen if you would prefer—”
“First round’s on me, Sihtric.”
They disappeared quickly, and your shoulders sagged in relief. You looked exhausted, and Uhtred was reminded once again of his desire to speak to you alone. He reached forward and squeezed your shoulder, waiting for you to turn your weary eyes on him before he nodded in the direction of the back door leading out of the settlement.
“Come,” he said.
“Where are we going?”
“I want to show you something.” The sea air hit him as you exited the hall. He nodded to the guards stationed on the ramparts and led the way around the back of the walls, cautious with his footing against the unsteady rocks and the harsh breeze.
“Careful,” he called back, extending an arm for you to latch onto as he reached a part he could tell was unpredictable land. In the decades away from home, much had changed to the landscape, and he knew that he would need to reinforce the ground at some point. As a child, he had easily been able to travel along this route to reach this particular destination, not at all anxious about the ground’s ability to keep him safe. Now, it was a mess of loose rocks and corroded hillside, and he made sure to grip you tight in case you happened to put your foot on an unforgiving stone.
“It was heated back there,” he spoke loud over the waves, keeping his gaze below in case he put his foot on an unforgiving stone and pulled you down with him.
“Finan gets away with too much,” was your response, and Uhtred chuckled. You were far from wrong.
There was a spot on the cliff edge where Uhtred had once used to spend hours of his time, watching the ships in the horizon and the gulls up ahead as the sea crashed against the rocks below. He would shut his eyes and breathe in the salty air until his lips were chapped and his palms were dry, and then he would go in for lunch, or for a lesson with Beocca. Often, in the years before now, Uhtred had thought of it foremostly whenever memories of home surfaced in his mind. It had been the one true way for him to feel peace unlike any other. He had never shared it with anyone, but in this new life, this new opportunity that he had won back, he wished to share it with you more than anyone.
In the distance, the sun was readying to set, its sleepy orange glow dousing the blue of daylight. The ocean shone with its reflection as it called for the moon. Uhtred bent to check the ground beneath the wet tufts of grass before lowering himself down. You stayed standing, gazing out across the sea with an innocent wonder in your eyes that your brother adored. Eventually, you sat beside him, stretching your legs out in front of you.
“It is beautiful,” you breathed out.
Uhtred was vigilant but direct with his words. “Osferth would have said the sky was painted by the Lord himself.”
As he had expected, your wonder dwindled quickly. You blinked, your face falling and your body instinctively tensing. You did not turn to look at him. Your mood had plummeted.
A frown marred Uhtred’s features and he leaned forward slightly in an attempt to look you in the eye. “Oh, sister. I wish you did not hurt so much.” Your forehead creased and your jaw clenched, but Uhtred did not let it sway him. “Let me help,” he said. “You shy away from every mention of him.”
It was then that you flicked your eyes towards his. “Because every mention of him reminds me,” you stated tersely, your fists clenched by your sides. “He died in my arms, Uhtred. Everything before that is now damaged.” You turned back to the ocean and shook your head. “I cannot think of him without thinking of how it ended, so I do not think of him at all. And yes,” you said as you rubbed your eyes with a fist, “it hurts both ways.”
Uhtred could think of nothing to say for the moment, so he extended an arm and gently rested his hand between your shoulder blades. You didn’t respond to the pressure except to lean slightly into it, effectively giving him enough reassurance to know that his touch was what you wanted.
It was alleviating to hear you finally free your thoughts. Now that you had, he had an opportunity to help you through your heartache. You had done so enough for him, after his countless losses, many of which had been yours too, and he knew that he was not the easiest person to help ease through grief. You had been more than patient with him, and he was more than ready to turn it around.
“You remember when Gisela died?” he asked quietly, his voice travelling towards you with the breeze. You did not respond, but Uhtred had expected as such. He continued. “I locked myself within my mind. People were afraid to bring up her name. I’m sure you remember; you were the first to do so…something about her brooch, I think.” He caught what might have been a sliver of a smile pulling at the corners of your lips. “Once I moved past the initial frustration every time, I realised it felt…relieving. To hear someone speak of her in the light I wished to remember her in always. I began to welcome these passing mentions, to let them overwhelm my last painful memories of her. Not to eradicate them completely…no, they still need to be felt. But to let them subdue them.” He turned purposefully towards you. “That is what you must do, Y/N.”
You shook your head. “I can’t.”
“Not alone, no. Let me help. Let us all help. Even Finan, the bastard…you know how he adores you. Start slow.” There was a moment of hesitation in which he reconsidered his next words, but decided they had to be said at some point. Right here, right now, on this collapsing cliffside that Uhtred had once dubbed the most peaceful place on Earth, he knew it was the right time. “Can you tell me something about Osferth?” he asked.
“No.” Your response was not harsh, instead riddled with rising emotion, your breathing hitching before and after you uttered the defining word.
“Look past your last moment with him,” Uhtred gently instructed.
“I cannot do that, Uhtred. It’s there.”
“Alright.” Uhtred moved his grasp from your back to your hand, pulling it up and towards the left side of your chest. He pushed it into you enough for you to tip only slightly backwards with the force, emphasising his words. “Then think of it,” he said instead. “Think of it hard. Allow yourself to remember it, and then look behind it. At everything you had together. Every look, every touch. Remember the good. Remember him.”
With each movement of your brother’s lips, your expression morphed into something one could only describe as anguished. Your eyes glazed over so suddenly, and your free-falling tears quickly followed. Your lips trembled, your cheeks grew red, and the hand enclosed in Uhtred’s grabbed at his in desperation. When your entire body deflated and you fell against him, in need of his comfort more than anything, you burst into sobs.
“I miss him, Uhtred,” you spoke around your tears. Uhtred wrapped his arms so tight around you, shutting his eyes against your heaving body. “I miss what we created and—and our plans for the future. We—we wanted to settle once we returned to Bebbanburg. He said he wanted a family with me, and I—and I wanted the same. All our years together…our time spent loving each other…they have all gone.”
Uhtred cradled the back of your head. “No, sister,” he said, “never gone. They are here still. They are yours forever to keep safe until you see him again.” He opened his eyes, unsurprised to find his vision bleared with his own tears, and stared out across the ocean. “Don’t hide from the memories of him. Let them in and let them soften the blow. Soon…it will not get better, but it will get easier.”
You let yourself settle against your brother’s chest, and Uhtred welcomed it. He neither moved to pull away, nor rush you into doing so yourself. He stayed in the position you had caught him in, not a muscle moving except to stroke the back of your head and subconsciously sway barely-obviously from side to side, a motion he used to soothe himself as much as you. His eyes were ahead, watching each wave, his ears listening to each crash against the rocks below, his lips slowly drying from the salty air. He had not felt such peace like this, his arms wrapped around his precious sister, in time too long to count.
You sniffed and moved your head slightly against him, resting your cheek against his chest so you too could look out across the sea. Tears still clung to your lashes, and you blinked them away. “I feel him sometimes,” you muttered, “when I’m alone. It’s like he is watching over my shoulder.”
Uhtred smiled. “I feel the same with Gisela. So does Stiorra. Perhaps you can talk to her too.”
You waited a moment before nodding once, and Uhtred’s smile widened. You were one step further.
“You know…” You shifted again, taking in a deep, shaky breath. “I have never felt a love like I did with Osferth. He was like another part of me, something I was unaware existed until we met. That is why it agonises me to feel his loss. He has taken that part with him to his Heaven.”
“I believe it better to have been in love and feel such loss, than to never have been in love at all,” Uhtred said. The breeze lifted, blowing past you both in a way that seemed to nudge you even further towards each other. He dipped his head and kissed your crown, resting his lips there for a moment as he glanced up at the sky, searching for someone. “Each day, you will grow stronger. We will all be by your side, every step of the way. I promise you.”
You pushed yourself away then, just enough to raise a hand and place it on his cheek. You smiled and leant forward to kiss the other side. “I love you, brother.”
“And I you,” Uhtred said, knowing he spoke for more than simply himself.
The breeze seemed to agree.
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The information that is provided below is with the intention to help associate memory and meaning to the timelines of Galactic History and bring witnessing to these events, as well as support graceful spiritual initiation into the Law of One, which is part and parcel of Cosmic Christ consciousness.

This information is not to be integrated as dogmatic absolutes, but is being offered to help catalyze the individual and collective opportunities we have right now. It is to be utilized as a context for the Historical Timeline Trigger Events that have impacted all of us on earth, by assigning meanings to the memories that were stolen from humanity.
These specific Historical Timeline Trigger Events are directly related to the seed or causal events of the main Galactic War histories involving humanity. The NAA war against humanity originated from the timelines of the Lyran and Orion Wars from the higher Harmonic Universe. When the Cradle of Lyra and several planets exploded this further destroyed the Andromedan Stargate, leaving humanity trapped in a fallen system. Those histories of Galactic warring eventually descended into many conflicts for power and control over the 3D Earth. The Belial Sons Luciferian Covenant and the Black Sun Program ultimately united to form the NAA artificial intelligence and the 911 Timeline Agenda that is playing out today, in the Timeline Wars.
Historical Timeline Trigger Events. Timeline Summary.
YA ( Years Ago)
NAA ( Negitive Alien Alliance)
20 Million YA Main Galactic War History of Human Holocaust, Lyran-Elohim overseeing 5D Earth Seeding, Genetic Hatred, Black Hole Entities, the seed of Anti-Christ Conflict. Electric Wars.
5 Million YA Race War over First Root Race, Wall in Time, Separated from 12 Strand DNA, Need to Collect Fragments in Timelines, 2D/4D Soul Split, Soul Rescue Missions.
Thousand Years War.
1 Million YA War over realities based on the Law of One, Service to Self vs. Service to Others conflicts, First Draco and Annu hybrid root races, and Elohim and Annunaki wars. Nephilim Wars.
75,000 YA Annunaki Breeding Program, Second Seeding attempt of Nephilim rejected by Elohim, Melchizedek and Annu DNA Fracture, 666 Seal is quarantine in Solar System.Lemurian Holocaust.
52,000 YA First Major Event of Planet Earth Genocide, Secret Deception of Draconian Invasion via Underground Tunnels, Ice Age and surface climatic destruction.Atlantian Holocaust.
30,000 YA Nibiru Annunaki Resistance and Patriarchal Melchizedek take over the Inner Earth, Earth Core Power Generator Crystal Grid Explosion, and intentional genocide of Christos Grail lineage.Luciferian Rebellion and Armageddon Program.
26,000 YA Rebellion reaches apex at end of Atlantian Cataclysm, End of Aeon, Sons of Belial enslave Seraphim, Michael Wars, Enemy Patterning, and Golden Eagle Grid Wars. Eieyani Massacre, Essene Breeding and Emerald Tablet.
22,000 YA Females taken to Nibiru by Thoth-Annunaki for forced breeding. Thoth stole CDT plate; wrote down Emerald Tablet. Trigger timeline for Hermeticism, esoteric Kabbalah, Mystery Schools and Secret Societies formed to hide ancient knowledge from the common people.Ascension Timeline Rebellion.
22,000 YA NAA groups negotiate agreements for Earth Territories and Humans for workers, sex or slave colonies. Galactic Trading of Earth Resources. Reptilian ownership of earth humans. Celtic Massacres/Druid Sacrifices.
22,000 YA NAA genocidal agenda to eradicate Celtic Kings Grail DNA and Melchizedek Christ Teachings from Atlantis, RH Negative Hunting, spread disinformation, destroy records of star origin and artifacts.
Sachon- Thoth Viking Invasion.
22,000 YA Intruder Thoth groups, earliest Vikings attacked Celtic lines to eradicate Atlantian history and eliminate, spread false records about Celts and Druid lineages. Luciferian Covenant.
11,500 YA The Anti-human and Anti-Krystic agenda for takeover of the planet from NAA, as its controlled by Luciferian forces is called the Luciferian Covenant. Illuminati Lines.Lunar Outpost, Moon Colony and Sexual Misery Program.
11,500 YA The moon is a craft stolen from war and stripped to be refitted for its use as a Human, Reptilian and Grey Alien base. Transmits Mind Control NETs, Soul trap.Atlantian Flood.
11,500 YA Takeover and destruction of Giza Stargate, victors of war start re-writing historical records and false timelines, surface flood and holocaust. Sumerian-Egyptian Invasion.
10,000 YA First stage of takeover of Iran-Iraq 10th Gate, Middle East settlements and organizing Brotherhood of the Snake in from Atlantian timeline in the region. Thoth Group and Phoenix Grid to gain control over Giza Stargate. Tiamat wormhole. Knight Templar Invasion, Essene Templar Massacre.
9,500 YA Takeover of Celtic Templar lines, NAA attempt to create super-race of Controllers for earth, genetic elitism, lineage of Freemasonry, massacre of those who do not comply. Hidden esoteric knowledge. agenda.Centaurian Wars8,000 YAAlpha Centaurian races attempt takeover on Earth from other NAA races, manipulation of Stonehenge and 11D timeline. Unsuccessful hijack.Mayan Invasion.
5,500 YA Genocidal agenda to eliminate all 12 strand DNA bloodlines from Mayan tribes related to those that had ascended and traveled off planet.Sumerian/Babylonian Massacre.
5,500 YA DNA unplugging and identity and consciousness memory erasure, confounding DNA language and signals, glandular malfunction, early death.Djoser Invasion.
5,000 YA Sakkara invasion from 5D wormhole, infiltrate regime, takeover portals, blood sacrifices and use of advanced SRA underground for power. Dead Sea Wars and Masada Massacre4,000 YAWar in region to maintain control in Middle East, destruction of many cities in the area. Essene groups tracked down and massacred. Hyksos King Invasion and Exodus.
3,600 YA Sakkara NAA forces infiltrate Egyptian Pharaoh lines through Thutmose, Hyksos intend takeover of Temple Mount and massacre of Human Tribe 2.
Battle for control over Grail tools and Grail Stargate.Israel and Jerusalem Crusades.
3,500 YA Genocidal campaigns to eliminate all humans with Essene Templar knowledge and Tribe 2 genetics in the landmass of Israel.Hatshepsut Invasion.
3,400 YA Hatshepsut hides Arc portal technology, protecting portal system from Thutmose Draconian controlled brother, finalizes Hyksos expulsion from Egypt.Akhenaton Fall and Murder.
3,300 YA Akhenaton despises politics, working for human Law of One Ascension timelines, transits out trapped souls, attempts overthrow of Amun Priest’s child and blood sacrifice rituals, 2D underworld portal rips, family murderous plot, character assassination campaign. Destruction of the Solomon Temple.
3,000 YA Grail Stargate takeover through Arc technology, genocide of Human Tribe 2, Hyksos line attempt takeover through King Solomon, NAA destroys the Temple and holographic gridIron Age Christos-Sophia, Jesus Christ Mission.
2,000 YA Sirius B Christos Mission to repair Giza and Stonehenge Stargate, timeline repair gridwork to prepare for the Ascension timeline and reclamation of the Christos Diamond Sun body in 2012 timeline. Roman and Draconian Invasion.
2,000 YA Draconian infiltrate Greek sacred texts and Italy to build the Church of Rome and spread NAA religious mind control through Catholicism. Retaliation of Christos mission. Collection of Martyr’s blood.Council of Nicea
1,700 YA NAA and Luciferian Knights Templar cover story to hide the Christos Mission and humanities star origins, False Alien God worship and Blood Sacrifice based religion that became the Canonized Bible.
The Rise of NAA World Religions, Armageddon Mind Control.
1700 YA Intentional spreading of violent world religions based on Satanic blood sacrifice, holy wars and worshipping Alien False Father Gods. Armageddon mind control linked to Atlantian Cataclysm and Human Genocidal Campaigns.
Saxon Invasion and Arthurian Grail Takeover.
1,400 YA Invasion of UK to take over territory and 11th Stargate, kill Templar Grail King Arthur and his support team, last benevolent Grail King, False King of Tyranny replaces rulership, King Arthur is in Stasis in UK. Related to the Awakening Albion and stasis beings.Draconian Christian Crusades.
1,000 YA Violent Religious Wars used for human blood sacrifice, soul binding and feeding Crucifixion Implants and Martyrs Blood Alien Machinery in the Earth. Generates Black Heart systems and Anti-Life reversals on the grid.Cathar Genocidal Massacre.
780 YA Albigensian Crusade carried out by the Church of Rome, Cathars were trapped and burned alive in Southern France. Attempts to eliminate Essene Templar knowledge outside control of the Church.America Crusades, Native American Holocaust.
500 YA Native American holocaust and America crusades, elimination of indigenous lines that had Templar knowledge of Earth grids. Setting up Secret Societies in USA for Global Control.
Nibiruan Intervention/NRG Implants, Sexual Misery Mind Control
250 YA NAA and Galactic Federation starts to contact their lineages for channeling and propaganda for preparation of the New Age. Sexual Misery mind control and implants for harvesting human creative sexual energies, alien hybrid breeding programs.
Aleister Crowley, Black Magic Grids, Mainstream Satanism.
115 YA NAA Alien Abductee cooperates with Zeta infiltration of Earth grid networks, sets up Satanic Black Magic, Blood Sacrifice and portals that become Human Energy harvesting networks. Enochian and Thoth-Annunaki Thelema Language, OTO. Zeta Alien Surveillance, Abduction and Breeding
*100 YA Zeta cooperate with Orion Group for NAA takeover agenda, human enslavement and territorial control.Black Sun Program World War SRA Agenda, World Wars
100 YA Poking holes in Earth’s protective grid, Orion and Zeta groups orchestrate World Wars to weaken EMF, Nuclear Bombs, and infiltrate Portals by ripping holes in the time-space fabric. Majestic 12 and Zeta Grey Alien Trade Agreements.
85 YA Zeta contact World Governments for Military Technology and Human Trade, Grey Alien Weaponry, Holographic Inserts and Time Travel Technology. World War II, Nordics, Human Blood Sacrifice Grids
80 YA After WW1, sophisticated machinery and implants are inserted into planetary field designed to capture souls and blood sacrifice for NAA during wars/killing. Perpetuate War Economy and World Slavery. Nazi Infiltration, Psycho-Spiritual Warfare on Global Population, MKUltra Mind Control.
75 YA Orion Controlled Nazi Groups go underground infiltrate Power Elite and Intelligence Groups, Nordic Alien technology and SRA experiments to mind control the public.
Learned Helplessness, Pavlovian Conditioning.
Black Operation, Secret Space Program, Space Colonies and Human Trafficking.
75 YA USA Government splinters off into assorted secret interest groups to research, study and hide alien contact and alien technology from the public. Galactic human slave trade becomes highly organized.
Orion Groups Intervention.
40 YA Orion Groups recruit more Reptilian Races to join with NAA to prepare for the final conflict war over timelines in 2012-2017.
Share spoils of war.
Pleiades and Sirian Agreement.
30 YA Galactic Federation makes agreement to support Ascension timeline as front to gain total control over the intended hijack of the New Age Spiritual movement.
New Age Channeling increases.
Necromiton Invasion
30 YA Orion Group recruits Necromiton for NAA control strong-arm on earth, to assist enforcement and compliance in the joint Military Complex Black Op and Secret Space Programs. MIB's.Seed of Anti-Christ-Sophia, Azazael and Black Lilith
25 YA Produce anti-hierogamic spawn in Peru Stargate to destroy Genetic Equal and Twin Flame Sacred Unions during the Ascension, and put AI reversals and clones in its place. This is known as the Alien Love Bite.
Edict of War against Starseeds, Indigos and Angelic Human Population.
17 YA NAA groups offer hostage agreement to allow evacuation of selected humans by Lyran-Sirian Guardian Races, before intended Armageddon Destruction Agenda or Pole Shift.
911 Timeline Trigger Event, NWO Agenda for AI False Timeline Propagation.
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Okay! This just came to mind BUT...fancast for Bres/Sreng, and your favorites of the Fomorians, TDD, and Fir Bolg, also, fan cast your favorite Ulster Cycle characters! :D
GOD I’ve thought of it a lot, and I’ve never quite come up with someone who FITS.
Sreng-
He isn’t QUITE as beefy as Sreng should be, and I’d actually rather Sreng not be conventionally attractive. (Personally, my take on Bres/Sreng is Bres doing a Fleur Delacour and being like “I AM GOOD LOOKING ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US, I THINK.” Personally, I’d LOVE to have it be more region-accurate, as far as getting actors from the relevant regions of Ireland to be them (so, someone from Munster for Sreng, possibly Northern Ireland for Bres, etc.) and I would genuinely love to see someone who’s not white as Sreng, provided it was done well. (Emphasis on ‘well.’) For centuries now, the Fir Bolg have been coded as POC, as writers used them and twisted them into a pro-colonization narrative (”The Tuatha dé were totally right to eradicate this primitive people”), and I would love to see a triumphant reclamation of that, especially since to this day, there’s this idea that Ireland is all white (Hint: It’s not.) But again. It’d have to be done well, and I’m not sure that would be MY take on it to tell because, as is well known and documented, I’m very, very white.
But, Aidan Turner’s Black Irish, which fits some of the later descriptions of the Fir Bolg, I think he could do a really good job capturing the different dynamics of Sreng’s personality and his development. I think he could REALLY nail Sreng at the beginning, where he’s this young guy in a family that’s tearing itself apart but who is still devoted to his king as he develops into the king of a conquered people.
Bres -
I’ll be honest, I’ve NEVER seen anyone who quite fits into my image of Bres. Bres is just…TOO pretty. There’s no one who’s pretty enough to be him. Like, I’ll search for “Hollywood’s Prettiest Actors” and get “Hollywood’s handsomest actors” and see Chris Hemsworth’s face and I’m just like NO. DON’T YOU SEE? If you can picture him cutting wood outside a log cabin, that’s not BRES.
Personally, I see Lee Pace MORE as Elatha (and again, I’d rather someone actually FROM Ireland play Bres), but he’s also the closest I can come to Bres. On one hand, he’s 40 while Bres is…young when everything begins, but I think he could really sell the snark factor, and come the actual time period for CMT…he would be about the right age, even though Tuatha dé…aging…it’s complicated. But still. Closest thing. And it wouldn’t be the first time we got someone playing a character half their age.
Fomoire -
Indech-
Look. I tried to resist it. I really did. Especially given that he looks next to nothing like the actress I’ve ALREADY cast as his daughter. But like. MADS MIKKELSEN AS INDECH. I REPEAT: MADS MIKKELSEN BEING PROBABLY THE MAJOR VILLAIN OF THE TEXT, NEXT TO BRES AND ELATHA.He was going to either HAVE to be either Balor or Indech, and Balor’s…actually not that bad a guy, all things taken into account. Indech, though? Holy SHIT. And he could be BONE-CHILLING. Imagine him saying Indech’s line about grinding the Tuatha dé’s bones to dust, while Bres kind of just looks at him like “This is what I signed up for.” Him killing Duirgen as in the Dindsenchas poem, but doing it almost casually, the same as him swatting a fly.
Indech’s Daughter-
I will give you a hint to how MUCH I want Katie McGrath as Indech’s Daughter (who I have many, many feelings about at any time of the day despite her brief appearance): There have been times that the only reason I keep on with my WIP is JUST because I know she’s not getting any younger and I NEED to see her there. THE SNARK. THE SCHEMING. And, in my ideal adaption of CMT, we’d see more of her relationship with her brother(s), father, etc., and I think that she could sell it. Do I think her acting is always the best? …Not really, BUT at the same time…KATIE MCGRATH AS INDECH’S DAUGHTER. PLEASE.
Ochtriallach -
It is surprisingly hard to find a Scandinavian actor under 40. HOWEVER, I think he could do a good job, even if most of the Vikings style decisions make me want to pull my hair out. We KNOW he can play brutal characters, and Och is…brutal, though I would also want to show a softer side when it comes to his sister/Ruadan. I’m just going to have to accept that the Indechson family is one of those families where no one looks like each other (and where one of them is slightly more…Irish than the other two).
Tethra- Gerard Butler
Tfw your sister wants to marry some random ass mortal from Ireland, aka the country that you tried to invade, like, two thousand years ago, and Bres is on his bullshit and all you want to do is go fishing.
Balor -
Because redheaded Balor IS a hill I’m willing to die on. Just give Kristofer Hivjuan eyepatch and we’re good to go.
Cethlenn -
Look, I KNOW “I think you’d do a good job playing a character named ‘Cethlenn of the Crooked Teeth’ who is also the grandmother of one of the main characters in the story” isn’t what EVERYONE would want to hear, especially when she’s not THAT much older than her prospective grandson, but…I think Myanna Buring could do it. (And anyway, aging is fucky with immortals, so)
Indusa -
Can anyone ELSE play Bres’ only daughter?
Ruadan -
Because I’m almost out of young, ginger Irish actors.
TDD -
Eriu-
Alyssa Sutherland. I could REALLY see her rocking it, just from what I’ve seen in Vikings. Eriu’s an interesting figure, and I don’t think she gets enough credit for being the equivalent of a single mother in a society that…while you have different types of marriage, so Bres STILL has inheritance rights with Elatha…there was definitely a stigma. Especially for raising a son who NO ONE knew the father to. (It’s left ambiguous, but my personal read on the text is that Bres was raised by all the women and that Bres was kept out of the loop as far as who his real father was, hence why he asks Eriu later on.) I also would LOVE to see her as the years go on, watching as Bres and Elatha’s relationship breaks down and being in the state of not being able to help her son, because it seems like any choice she makes just drags him closer to his doom, and I think she could really show that, and really give us an Eriu with spirit.
Bríg-
Look, I’ll be honest here: Bríg is NOT my favorite character. It’s not that I HATE her per se, it’s just that I get rather sick of hearing about her all the time and about how she was SO OPPRESSED by her TERRIBLE ARRANGED MARRIAGE to Bres. (Note: We have NO IDEA why they married, when they married, or how long they were married. There’s a LOT of info you can fill in the blanks on. People take a lot for granted, not least being that Bríg would be the ONLY one who hated being married to someone she didn’t love and was vastly incompatible with.) Like, she has VERY LITTLE to do in terms of the actual myths, she’s not as well-documented as Bres, she doesn’t have as much of a PERSONALITY as Bres, and yet I have to hear about the self-insert version of her 24/7 while people trash my son.
BUT MY BITTERNESS ASIDE: Bríg…we get very little on her, and so I’m not going to fill in more than needed, but she’s highly associated with the aristocracy of skill. Think of it: Doctors, poets, smiths, ALL of them are the top, top, top of the social ladder in terms of skills, and she’s patroness of all of them. It’s not said whether she dabbles in them herself or not, but she’s obviously interested, and I think Eleanor Tomlinson is very good at being upperclass when needed, even though people most know her as Demelza from Poldark. I also think that, judging from the rest of her career, she could do a very good job showing that kind of gut wrenching grief she shows at Ruadan’s death. (The way I picture that scene going down, it’s BRUTAL, with Bríg being devastated for this boy she’s never really known and furious at Bres for his role in it, furious at the Tuatha dé and the Fomoire alike for their role in bringing it about.) She wouldn’t be a passive Bríg, I think she’d play a Bríg with a little more agency and spark while hopefully not veering into anachronistic territory.
I don’t necessarily like casting Bríg in particular with an English actress, but…well…she’s a good fit.
Airmed -
HELL YEAH SARAH BOLGER. Airmed is…a delicate figure. Like, think of it: She loses two brothers close together (Cian and Miach), the latter of whom she was prevented from even MOURNING because her father was still so insecure and bitter. She’s as brilliant as anyone in her family (keeping in mind that she’s the aunt of LUGH), but…realistically, you’d have to be TERRIFIED of being too smart, after seeing what happened to Miach. Like, the text itself doesn’t do much in terms of giving her a sense of interiority, but I like to imagine that, when her father says “And Airmed shall remain,” he leans over, gives her a fatherly kiss on the forehead, and she tries to repress a shudder. And Sarah Bolger is very, very good at playing aristocratic ladies with that sense of vulnerability while still being poised and elegant.
Ogma -
Doesn’t look QUITE as strong as Ogma needs to be, but I think he could sell it. He tends to do a really good job with the “second in command standing loyally by” type of roles, and I think that works really well with what we get of Ogma.
Lugh -
Look….Jamie Campbell Bower could rock it. I know, ANOTHER Brit, BUT…he could rock it. He has that kind of androgynous pretty boyness that’s kind of a main thing with Bres, Lugh, and Cú Chulainn, and I think he could portray Lugh as the bitch that he needs to be. Someone dedicated to the Tuatha dé, yes, but also brutally determined to do whatever it takes to make sure that he ends up on top. (Personally, I think he could be utterly terrifying during the scene at Carn úi Neit with Bres.)
Nuada -
I’ll be honest, my gut response was “Colin Farrell” but…I already called him for King Eochaid. And John Lynch is a good actor with a long filmography under his belt. And Nuada…he’s a tragic character, but there’s also a dark edge to him. A dark edge to all the TDD, really, and I think he could do it, as well as show Nuada’s vulnerabilities after losing the arm. (Though I’d also be willing to switch Nuada and Eochaid out.)
Uaithne, the Dagda’s harper-
Look, it was only a matter of time before I cast Hozier as ONE of the immortals; I just thought it would be HILARIOUS if, after the battle, the Dagda is FREAKING OUT because his harpist has been stolen, and then we cut to fucking Hozier strumming out a song while even Bres looks to be having a good time, and then the Dagda, Ogma, and Lugh BURST in and there’s this “Oh shit” moment. I for one think Hozier would make a very good damsel in distress.
Fir Bolg -
On one hand, it would almost be a waste given how little he actually gets, but Colin Farrell would make a DEVASTATING King Eochaid.
Tfw the TDD arrive out of nowhere and try to threaten you at swordpoint and you probably spent your younger days/your father DEFINITELY spent his younger days enslaved in Greece and so you’re sick to death of colonizers and their bullshit and then they kill you in a three on one battle but not before you leave the throne to your cousin whose brother you killed as part of a generations long feud and who is also disturbingly hot for the champion on the other side and OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
Tailtiu-
Actually had a devil of a time, coming down to Marie Doyle Kennedy or Elena Anaya (the latter of whom had a slight leg up for actually being Spanish), and then I remembered Ruth Negga’s existence and I was like “OH.” I’m not AS familiar with her work on other things, but from what I’ve seen, I think she could do a really dignified take on Tailtiu, where she mourns, but she has to pick herself up off the ground. Tailtiu is a survivor, she’s a woman who left Spain to be with the Fir Bolg (and Eochaid), and then was left a widow, yet managed to become a fixture by being the foster mother to Lugh. (And, ultimately, by marrying Bres’ grandson, which never ceases to be hilarious to me.) I think that we could get a multi-facetted side to her, dealing with her in issues of state as well as her personal life. (I would KILL for some Tailtiu VS Sreng arguments when they’re making the decision to leave or stay.)
Ulster Cycle:
This will be considerably quicker given I’m not as attached to it as my mythological peeps.
Blathnat - Evanna Lynch
My girl. My angel who deserved so much better. Personally, I think Evanna has this…kind of distant, “out there” vibe, which is probably mostly because of knowing her as Luna, and I think that really suits Blathnat.
Emer- Tamsin Egerton
And yes, ANOTHER English actress. For an Irish/distantly Scandinavian noblewoman. know. I know. But LOOK, she looks very…Emer-ish to me.
Aiden Gillan - Bricrui or Forgal the Wily
The man’s made a career being devious and cunning on TV. This is perfect.
Uathach - Freya Mavor
Aífe - Eva Green
In all fairness, THIS time I didn’t cast an Irish character with a Brit. I just…cast a Scottish character with a French actress. But look, my girl deserves JUSTICE. And I believe Eva Green could give it to her.
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Viking Reclame in Hippolytushoef groeit
Bedrijvennieuws: 'Viking Reclame in Hippolytushoef groeit'
HIPPOLYTUSHOEF – Mart Wigbout is het team van Viking Reclame komen versterken. Met zijn ervaring bij inmiddels meerdere reclamebedrijven zal hij gelijk een waardevolle aanwinst zijn voor het bedrijf. Vele zullen weten dat het de zoon is van Richard. Beide zijn opgegroeid in en met het reclamevak. Richard is blij met zijn komst omdat dit ervoor zorgt dat Viking Reclameblijft groeien als jong en…
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As a historical reenactor, who is a member of several Norse groups, it is about the full presentation. Hello, yes, welcome to our Viking encampment, enjoy our giant rainbow flag and crossplaying members and POC members, and our flamingly gay leader over there is holding a Runes 101 class. Why yes, that is noted Norse historian and author so and so over there, she'd love to explain the history of queer folk in Nordic cultures.
Why yes, I am an Asian mix, clearly queer person doing Norse carvings, and did you know that design on your shirt was invented in the 20th century and sold as "Viking" to people who wouldn't do the homework.
Do I occasionally randomly go grocery shopping in full historical garb? Absolutely. Because I am, again, an Asian mix clearly queer person (and sometimes I just don't have the energy to change between). My existence and presentation is a middle finger to Nazis. People who appear white and straight do not have the luxury of making people question with their usage of symbols.
Reclamation isn't just use, it's work, it's context.
This is not great.
(Also, for context, here is the full video I reference in this. )
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Boneworks % unlock in Sandbox :: BONEWORKS General Discussions
💾 ►►► DOWNLOAD FILE 🔥🔥🔥 To reclaim an item and consequently unlock it for Sandbox maps , you must place the item in a Reclamation Bin , destroying the item and allowing you to spawn it with a Utility Gun in Free Play and Sandbox. Some items have multiple opportunities for reclamation - this guide will touch on each. Items that cannot be held are reclaimable in the form of Gachapons - small capsules with their contents displayed via hologram. Gachapons are usually reserved for vehicles, NPCs and items too large to carry. Some articles are not complete or require clarification - they will be marked accordingly. Easy reclaimables are findable without detours or difficulty. Medium reclaimables require deviation and detours. Hard reclaimables require lots of attempts or dev tools to acquire. Duck Season. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? History Talk 0. Do you like this video? Play Sound. Take one, complete the puzzle, and progress to the Reclamation exhibit to reclaim it. Universal Conquest Wiki. Locate the Bonebox in the Reclamation Exhibit. Breaking it will reveal the Redacted Module, which you can then throw in the nearby Bin. In the final wind of the hallway before the Puzzle Room, look for discreet writing on the wall. A section of the wall is hinged and will swing to reveal a hidden Archival Room. In this area, a Bonebox can be found which drops the module. On the second floor of Tower, look for a room containing the Wasp. The Module is located in this room. Progress through the loop three times see level page for more information. On your forth time, a Bonebox will spawn in the center of the chamber, which yields the module. Handgun Range. Similarly, a sledgehammer can be found propped against the Destructibls exhibit. Take it and progress to the Reclamation exhibit to reclaim it. Mining Pickaxe. At the beginning of the level, enter the alleyway full of yellow pipes. Climb these pipes to the top of the building. Note that the rebar struct near the top will clip in and out of existence at near random, but looking away from it tends to help, as does slow motion. Once you make it to the top of the building to the right of the entrance, you should find a Bonebox that contains the pickaxe. Progress to the large square room with the bottomless pit. There is a loft hidden in the corner adjacent to the exit and entrance - follow the sound of a Crablet. A rope is the only method of accessing the loft - be careful when jumping, as failure means death in the pit. Once you reach the top, be aware of the crablet which guards a Bonebox containing the bat. Progress to the Knife Shop, and look above the entrance door. A Bonebox should be suspended on plank scaffolding. Destroy the box and it will yield the club. When first beginning the game, make sure you archive all three anomalies. Then, in the Museum, progress to the Anomaly Exhibit and round the corner. If it worked, you should be able to see faint writing on the wall that designates an Archival area. Push on the walls until you find a hidden door which leads to a secret archival room. The Viking Shield is located here. The Baton is a random drop from Monomat gifts. The Sewers is the best choice, as its Monomat is at the start of the level and features two giftbox options. Simply reload the level if neither box yields a baton until it does. It may take a long time as the baton is fairly rare. Museum , Sewers. Alternatively, a frying pan is located in the first of the Sewers offices the one containing a pistol left by Lava Gang. Trash Can Lid. There is a plethora of trash cans in Streets - however, a cluster of them are located near to the Reclamation Bin. Soup Can. Hover Junkers. As you leave the shipping crate, notice the Stapler on a nearby rock along with a clip and a notepad. Progress to the end of the level see level page for more , and bring a Yellow Key to unlock the Reclamation Bin. The Runoff Monomat sells this for Progress through the level until you reach the arrow pointing to a Storage Container , which activates a yellow spotlight when you come near. This contains the MP5K. Locate the storage room right after you get off the trolley. It is found in a storage container nearby. Once you find the Green Key and enter the room, remove the Key and locate the nearby second door that requires it. This leads to a small wire alley area with a container holding this item. Progress to the area with the massive "Down with Monogon" sign. To the left, there is a dark alley. Climb over the huge fence and locate the storage container. Progress into the beginning of the warehouse and look for stairs to the left of the entrance. Take these and go through the unstable plank walkway in the rafters. A storage container is located at the end. Progress to the hallway before the Rave Room. Smash the glass wall to your right and drop onto the platform below, which is where the storage container is located. Progress through the level and unlock the Purple Key room see level page for more. A bonebox contains the Gachapon. Locate the melon packaging room, adjacent to a grouping of neon purple lights. The bonebox will yield the Gachapon. In the starting cell, look up and notice the well-like hole in the ceiling. After unlocking your cell door, drag a table into your cell and stand on it in order to reach the first bar. After making it to the top, you can find a Bonebox containing the Gachapon nearby. At the very end of the level, enter the lift that takes you to Time Tower. However, notice the adjacent building and jump onto it when the timing is right. A Bonebox is located on the building's roof which contains the Gachapon. In the very beginning of the level, notice the brick building to the left of your spawn point. Climb onto the roof and break the Bonebox located there. Progress to the train station. At the end of the tracks opposite the instance warp, look up to the ceiling-wall edge. A Bonebox is located there, suspended by wooden scaffolding. Shooting it down is the simplest way to retrieve it. High up on the grooves of the wall, the Bonebox can be found. This is one of the few items that requires devtools to reach - either gravity cups or the Nimbus Gun will do. Enter the suspended garden exhibit in the middle of the level and look up. The Bonebox is snapped to the top of the exhibit - shoot it down to retrieve the Gachapon. Complete the floating cube puzzle in the raffle square. Grab and move the reachable cubes in order to rotate the center cube until it drops the Bonebox. Progress to the point where Ford encounters the Void Figure. Then, drop into the garbage chasm to the left. Look for a cluster of crates and destroy them - hidden inside is a Bonebox containing the Gachapon. This will cause a Bonebox to drop from the ceiling in front of the Gravity Room. Requires door trick, see above. In the Reclamation Bin Exhibit, a grand total of seven Apollos can be purchased for 25 apiece. David's Baseball. The prize box behind the counter in the Gift Shop has a small chance of dropping the baseball. You will most likely need to reload the level dozens of times. This also requires the door trick see above. Progress to the Crablet Storage Area in the second half of the level and look for a Bonebox with the Gachapon. Progress into the SLZ offices the key is located in a Bonebox on the ceiling of the adjacent corridor. Take the crown from the giant Apollo statue's head. Headset Dark. There are a few headsets on display in the Gift Shop, including a dark one requires door trick, see above. Headset Light. There are a few headsets on display in the Gift Shop, including a light one requires door trick, see above. In the second station down the subway tunnel titled Myth Transport go onto the tracks and walk down them. There is a small, dark doorway which leads to a maintenance closet containing the Gachapon in a Bonebox. Progress to the playground and locate the Monkey on the carousel - note that he cannot be holstered. Progress to the Neon Melon room - look for the Gachapon hidden amongst boxes on the right-hand shelf. Concrete Barrier. Progress to the Reclamation Bin at the end of the level. Continue past it and find the building at the end - the Gachapon's Bonebox is located on the second floor requires elaboration. Progress to the second warehouse and arrive on the ceiling. Progress to the right of the stairwell, and descend the ladder. In the stables, you will find a Bonebox containing the gachapon. Hexagonal Container. Red Gym Block A. The gachapon is one of the items in the Reclamation Exhibit - simply drop it in the adjacent Bin. Grey Gym Block B. Progress to the "Down with Monogon" area, and look in the milk crates for the gachapon. Blue Gym Block C. Yellow Gym Block D. White Gym Block E. On the first floor, look for the Projectile Physics hologram near a save spot. An adjacent milk crate holds the Gachapon. Orange Gym Trapezoid A. In the employee Playground just before the SLZ offices, look behind the actual orange gym trapezoid. Yellow Gym Trapezoid B. Blue Gym Trapezoid C. After opening the gate in the first terminal, progress to the gift shop and look in the garbage can for the gachapon. Grey Gym Trapezoid D. Gym Disc A. Red Gym Disc B. Gym Cone A. Gym Cone B. In the Time Trial, make your way to the roof of the first building. The gachapon is located in a milk crate. Yellow Gym Cube. White 1M Gym Cube. Complete the puzzle and grab the ceiling framework, then locate a milkcrate and climb towards it. Alternatively, complete the loop until the Dev Manipulator spawns, then use that to make things quick. Orange 2M Gym Cube. Progress through the Void and respawn in the ceiling rooms. Locate a yellow climbable pipe that will lead you to a milk crate containing the gachapon. Blue 3M Gym Cube. Locate the large horizontal blue pipe and walk across it to the end, where you will find a Bonebox contaning the gachapon. Small White Gym Cylinder. Gym Half-Cylinder A. Gym Half-Cylinder B. Handgun Range, In a milk crate on a shelf above the exit door in the room with the storage container that has the Katar in it. Large Gym Cylinder B. Progress to the end of the labyrinth, in the room with a platform and hexagonal containers. A milk crate on top of this structure contains the gachapon. Blue Gym Octagon. When you land in the trench leading to the instance warp, instead explore the opposite direction. A Bonebox containing the gachapon can be found at the end of the trench. Gym Beam. Continue climbing the pipes from Gym D20 until you reach the next room. Climb the pipes up to the ductwork above the ammo dispenser and it's in a milk crate at the end. Progress to the room that contains the Purple Key - it will have a yellow door and key as well. The Bonebox is located across from where the Purple Key is. Blue Gym Torus. Gym Arch. The gachapon is located in a milk-crate in the stacked shipping container with the Super Zombish. Use the axe to foddy yourself up. Shallow Gym Ramp. After shooting the targets and having the bridge fall, look to the left wall requires clarification. Gym Tall Ramp. After the "Filter Master" room, before jumping down, go through the door to the right of the Save Point, and it will be in one of the blue garbage bins on the shelves. Blue Gym Ball. Giant Soccer Ball. After shooting the targets and having the bridge fall, look for a Bonebox at the bottom of a pile of crates near the left wall. Gym Dice D4. Gym D6 Dice. Gym D8 Dice. After escaping the Time Trial, climb the support beam at the end of the first room. Look for white pipes - it will be at the top of these. Gym D10 Dice. Gym D12 Dice. Gym D20 Dice. Handgun Range, From the room with the Katar storage container, climb the pipes down and over the green lava until you get to the shelf with the milk crate in it. One can be found leaning against a stack of crates in the first warehouse's right courtyard, and another can be found against the fence to the left of the second warehouse. Horror Axe. In the Melon Belly room near the end of the level, look in the middle of the floor requires elaboration. Chef Knife. Bastard Sword. On the distant roof, look for a bonebox supported by planks. It may take a while. Shoot it down and try not to get skewered when it falls! Purchasable at the Big Prize Monomat for Multiple Gravity Cores can be found in the final encounter against the System Clock. Grab one with the Gravity Staff and move it into the Reclamation Bin. Gravity Welder. Hover Junkers Sandbox. In the barbed wire 'island' you first come across, the Gravity Welder is located on a small wooden podium. For reclamation, see the level page. Collect all Dragonballs and the Yellow Key and progress to the end of the level. The Wasp's Gachapon is located next to the Reclamation Bin. Near the end portal, make your way to the catwalk above. The gachapon is located on the crates with the pallet jack. At the very beginning of the level, one is next to the Monomat. Take it all the way to the Bin at the end of the level. Night Vision Goggles.
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need some more unique ck3 campaign ideas.
been doing the gothogreek thing.
done the crimean goth thing a few times, but it’s always fun.
i liked doing the anglo-saxon england thing. especially when i also turned it pagan.
maybe i’ll do a romano-british “england”? i’m not sure how those sorts of cultures (“dead” cultures in-game) work with the new update though. would also be cool to do a frankish france, if those dead cultures work right.
thinking about starting as a greek duke of alexandria and trying to restore hellenic egypt (and maybe eventually alexander’s empire?). or maybe the same thing but starting as a greek krete. idk. being independent has its pros and cons but so does being a vassal.
similarly, playing as a greek count of antioch with the goal of recreating the seleucid empire.
another idea i was thinking of was creating an “atlantean” culture (not sure what cultures i’ll make it out of yet) on the canary islands.
there’s that zoroastrian tocharian campaign idea. been on my list for years.
maybe norse-lombard italy? lombards rediscovering their pagan roots through vikings? creating a viking roman empire?
norse-occitan provence?
i did the crimean “new england” thing once. that was fun. according to that legend they also stopped off at the balearic islands. i think i did that once too but i don’t remember it.
let’s take it a step further and have medieval anglo-saxons accidentally colonize india. let’s get a head start.
diverge from occitan or hybridize with basque to make aquitanian/vasconian culture? restore the ancestral borders of aquitaine/vasconia?
thought about creating a medieval prussia.
swiss
breton reclamation of britannia?
reconquering europe from the indo-europeans as the basque people?
creating a “proto-indo-european” culture. time travelled from the ancient past into the present to conquer again for fun.
kievan rus, but actually make it norse instead of slavic. or even better a norse-greek hybrid? “varangian”? norse vikings returning home after years of service in the byzantine empire, bringing some greek culture with them.
revive the sassanid empire
hellenic graeco-scythian-norse-gothic-anglo-saxon crimea breakaway state, revival of the bosporan kingdom. eventually the kingdom of pontus.
greco-persian for real pontus?
norse-dutch hybrid “frisian”
norse-irish?
greco-tocharian baktrian kingdom?
yuezhi (tocharian-saka-greek) kushan empire? neo-vedic empire?
norse fylkirate
tocharian-basque weirdness.
anglo-norman but a genuine cultural mix rather than normans just ruling over anglo-saxons. come up with some roleplay reason why normans and anglo-saxons might more willingly merge cultures. then reverse-invade france to create a real anglo-french angevin empire.
norse hispanic kingdom. always seemed weird to me that the vikings never tried colonizing the iberian peninsula (as far as i’m aware)
roman kingdom of soissons
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June Reading
I felt like I both read and wrote very little this month, but I did get around to reading an amazing fanfic :3
As always, my reading tag is viking reads.
Short Stories
Hills Like White Elephants by Ernest Hemmingway
The only actual published fiction I read this month. It is so sort, and so brilliant. @galadrieljones told me to read it because I struggle with writing dialogue, and it does really show how well it can be done, and how dialogue can be interesting without saying nothing at all.
Long Fanfic (completed)
Awakened by @buttsonthebeach [Solavellan, OCxOC, nsfw]
I am so happy I finally read this. I loved every bit of this story, and it is so strong. It tells the story of Solas and Ellana Lavellans daughter, Ashara Lavellan and her struggle to her mother Ellana from the lingering effects of the Anchor. It is set 20-ish years or so past Trespasser, and focuses mostly on Ashara, though there is also some important developments for Solas and Ellana. The writing is beautiful, the plot and and subplots are fantastic, the pacing is stunning and the characters and their development is amazing.
Short Fanfic Highlights
My kingdom for a Horse by @lillotte17 [pre-relationship Solavellan] Funny and well written, good fun. Lavellan gets a new horse who is nothing but trouble.
Dorian contemplates family by @buttsonthebeach [Dorian/The Iron Bull] at lovely post-Trespasser piece, where Dorian has some trouble finding out what he wants
Reclamation by @sirinial [Mage Trevelyan, gen] Beautiful piece about dealing with the past, and moving forward.
Hidden Deep Within Your Heart by @solverne-02 [OC x OC] Rienmar dealing with the raw fade, and his fears and insecurities. The nightmare demon is such a terrible concept and it is so well executed here.
Unbreakable Kiss by @ellstersmash [Solavellan] Post Trespasser meeting, tragic and terrible.
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Fémjelzés – a hét újdonságai (2021. április 19-25.)
Fémjelzés – a hét újdonságai (2021. április 19-25.) - https://metalindex.hu/2021/04/25/femjelzes-a-het-ujdonsagai-2021-aprilis-19-25/ -
Hatalmas kínálattal jelentkezik a Fémjelzés e heti gyűjteménye. 130 lemez közül kell kihalásznia mindenkinek a maga gyöngyszemeit.
1968 – Salvation If You Need (stoner metal) Aeon of Eternal – The Wanderer (atmoszferikus doom/death metal) Akiavel – Væ Victis (melodikus death metal) All Is Ashes – What Comes Next (melodikus death/groove metal) Alsion – The Darkest Hour (power metal) Altarage – Succumb (black/death metal) Aphonic Threnody – The All Consuming Void (funeral doom/death metal) Archemoron – Flagellum I (black metal) ARNA – Dragged to a Lunar Grave (black metal) Ashen Earth – Oceans Above (death metal) Autumn, Leaves, Scars – Unter dem Füße der trauerd Winde (post-rock/black metal) Autumnfall – Ghosts of Light (melodikus black metal) Avenguard – War Never Changes (power metal) Axedra – Mass Deception (death metal) Batholith – Alpine Tomb (death/doom metal) Bitter the Pale – The Nature of Grief (black/funeral doom metal) Black Locvst – Forest (atmoszferikus black/death metal) Blacnk – Sighs from the Halls of Torment (black metal) Bodom After Midnight – Paint the Sky with Blood (EP) (melodikus death/power metal) Body Void – Bury Me Beneath This Rotting Earth (sludge/drone/doom metal) Bongzilla – Weedsconsin (sludge/doom/stoner metal) Born from Pain – Don’t Make Plans for Sunday (black metal/ambient) Capella – Outside World (progresszív melodikus power metal) Cheat Engine – Pandemica (thrash metal) Cicada the Burrower – Corpseflower (progresszív/post-black metal) Cold Cell – The Greater Evil (black metal) Conciner – Social Disorder (death/thrash metal) Conclave – Dawn of Days (stoner/sludge metal) Crypts of Despair – All Light Swallowed (death metal) Dead World Reclamation – Aura of Iniquity (technikás death metal/deathcore) Death Shroud – Death, Slavery and the Pursuit ov Sadness (black metal) Demonized Priest – Necromantic Rituals (speed/black metal) Desolate Realm – Desolate Realm (heavy/doom metal) Drakenborg – Darkness of Light (melodikus black metal) Dumuzi – Salute the Ashes (black/doom metal) Dusk in Silence – Beneath the Great Sky of Solitude (atmoszferikus post-black metal) Dyoxidon – Exo-Spectrum (industrial black/death metal) Elffor – Condemned to Wander (epikus black metal/ambient/dungeon synth) Endless Voyage X – Terminal Rust (doom/black metal) Exsim – Entre Máquinas (grindcore/sludge/thrash metal) Feanor – Power of the Chosen One (heavy metal) Fenris Vrede – Viking (melodikus death/folk metal) FireWing – Resurrection (szimfonikus power metal) Frog Mallet – Dissection by Amphibian (brutális death metal) Frozen Crown – Winterbane (power metal) Funeral Demon – Cursed Cycle of Ghastly Futility (depresszív black metal) Genune – Inert & Unerring (black metal) Grota Pramocy – Ascendentes Metaphysicum (doom/black metal) Haunter – Silent Earth (heavy/power metal) Heidenbach – Хайденбахъ (Heidenbach) (folk/black metal) Hekatomb – The Signs (heavy metal/hard rock) Helgast – Tentacled Divinity (death metal) Hellfire – Madman (thrash/black metal) Helslave – From the Sulphur Depths (death metal) Holykillers – Squalor (melodikus death metal/metalcore) House by the Cemetary – Rise of the Rotten (death metal) Hrad Vallis – NWOMDM (stoner/doom metal) Hymnr – Far Beyond Insanity (black metal) Jevo – Todo mal (power metal) Kaltesblut – The Lost Art of Twilight (black metal) Kaltesgrab – Unschuldiger Tod (nyers black metal) Kartoum – Maelstrom (doom/sludge metal) Kong Lives – Thy Kingdom Kong (stoner/doom/post-metal) Könnygáz – Könnygáz (EP) (death metal) Krabathor – Demonizer / Mortal Memories II (death metal) Lankester Merrin – Upon the Forgotten (melodikus heavy metal) Lunacy – Obscure Introspection (heavy metal) Malformity – Monumental Ruin (death metal) Meshum – Enigmatic Existential Essence (brutális death metal) Miasma Theory – Miasma Theory (heavy/doom metal) Minas Morgul – Heimkehr (pogány black metal) Morrigu – In Turbulence (melodikus metalcore) Morticula Rex – Autumnal Rites (death/doom metal) My Refuge – The Anger Is Never Over (heavy metal) Necralant – Temples of Ruin (black metal) Necro Weasel – Another Day to Waste (crossover/hardcore/thrash metal) Nexus Opera – La Guera Granda (The Great Call to Arms) (power metal) Nordgeist – Frostwinter (atmoszferikus black metal) Nyctophagia – Terrified of Tomorrow (death metal/goregrind) Obsolete – Animate//Isolate (death/thrash metal) Odal – Welten Mutter (pogány black metal) Old Forest – Mournfall (black metal) Omega – Nebra (black/doom metal/Dark ambient) Paysage d’Hiver – Geister (black metal, ambient) Percival – Riders of the Sun (epikus heavy metal) Phåge – Lab Nandrokîrr (black metal) Plaguehaven – Sulphorus (death/black metal/grindcore) Pyreficativm – Ærchaiontic Incantations (black metal) Ringarë – Thrall of Winter’s Majesty (atmoszferikus black metal) Rounwytha – Apocalypsis De Septem Sigillis (black metal) Sabackthanny – 生き残る最後のチャンス (post-black metal) Saukopf – Saukopf (black metal/ambient) Sciatica – Hun (depresszív black metal) Serpent Sermon – The Saurian Hymns (szimfonikus black/death metal) Sonne der Gerechtigkeit – Heiliger Zorn (black metal) Soulglass – Odeth (szimfonikus/melodikus death metal) Spacebag Poopsock – Spacebag Poopsock (stoner/doom metal) Spectral Lore – Ετερόφωτος (atmoszferikus black metal, ambient) Stac Pollaidh – Largiebaan (atmoszferikus black metal) Sterbefall – Verlorene Zeit (post-black/doom metal) Stone Gnome – The Algorhythm (stoner/sludge metal/rock) Stone Horns – Rise of Apophis (groove metal) Stygian Fair – Equilibrium (heavy metal/hard rock) Suicide Forest – You Loney Death from Under Sweet Sky (depresszív black metal) Sutura – Dawn of Cursed Souls (death/black metal) Sylvatica – Ashes and Snow (melodikus death/folk metal) The Cauldron of Darkness – Genesis (avantgárd blackened doom metal) The Marred – Temple of Greed (doom/stoner metal) The Overthrone – Bloodmoon (melodikus death metal) The Sheglapes – Seiren (power metal) This Noose… My Neck… – Funeral Preparation (funeral doom metal) Thy Rites – Nekrolatreia (death/black metal) Tideless – Adrift in Grief (death/doom metal/shoegaze) Titans Wrath – Into the Abyss (heavy/power metal) Transtorno – Conjuncion Alquimica (death/black metal) Treyharsh – Eternal Cycles (death/thrash metal) ULO – Three Two (slam/brutális death metal) Underking – At Hell’s Gate (metalcore/heavy metal) Velvet Viper – Cosmic Healer (power/heavy metal) Vermian – All That Is Holy Must Be Undone (doom/death metal) Vermine – Promethean – Ère du surhomme (black metal) Vexillum – When Good Men Go to War (power/folk metal) Victimarium – Underminded (thrash metal) Victory over the Sun – Nowherer (avantgárd black metal) Viscral – Entrance into Terrifying Imagery (brutális death metal) Void Vator – Great Fear Rising (heavy metal) Warmonger – Escalation of Violence (thrash metal) Wisp Projector – Holocaust of Life’s Eternity (black metal) Wormeat – Full Metal Conviction (heavy/thrash metal) Wurzelkraft – Traditionen (nyers black metal)
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Descrente não, realista, é diferente — respondeu dando um leve sorriso negando com a cabeça. —Não, nem um pouco. Não me falou o seu e espera que eu fale o meu. Sou Ninfa da floresta então– zoou dando risada —Adeus— se despediu seguindo seu caminho sempre olhando para trás para ter certeza que não estava sendo seguida. Chegou no vilarejo e tudo estava bem, começou a treinar os recrutas junto com os outros cavaleiros e estava tudo indo bem antes do olheiro chegar a cavalo correndo desesperado “Senhora Floyd! Senhora Floyd! Tem..tem um…” Ele tava até ofegante —Tem o quê homem? Fale logo!— reclamou preocupada “Um grupo enorme subindo o rio, extremamente armados e com pinturas no rosto, acho que são vikings, não são dessa região.” Aí sim que a preocupação dela triplicou. —O quão perto estão? — pensou imediatamente no que aconteceu aquela manhã, será que aquele homem não estava sozinho? “Quase aqui, muito perto” o medo lhe tomou mas não podia demonstrar. —Peguem suas armas, vistam as armaduras. Quem não sabe lutar, peguem as crianças e levem para dentro da casa grande, estarão seguros lá. VÃO! Agora! Espero que tenham prestado atenção na aula porque vão precisar, preparem-se— falou para os aprendizes, afinal era impossível ela e mais quatro cavaleiros darem conta de um grupo de vikings, toda ajuda seria bem vinda. Assim que o grupo chegou, Beatrice se colocou a frente, tentaria dialogar antes de partir para a agressão afinal estavam em óbvia desvantagem, era o certo a fazer. —O que querem aqui? Se estão buscando ouro estão no lugar errado.— falou os encarando, os cavaleiros estavam atrás dela em posição se defesa e coragem mas os aprendizes estavam todos com medo. Foi então que Beatrice bateu os olhos no rapaz que encontrou aquela manhã e a ficha caiu, era tudo culpa sua.
O homem deu um sorriso curvando-se fingindo que era um cavalheiro, até poderia beijar a mão dela, mas estava —Espero reencontrar essa ninfa da floresta no futuro. — falou carinhosamente antes de entrar dentro da floresta novamente. Obviamente ele não foi diretamente para o acampamento, deu uma caçada e voltou com um cervo enorme.
No dia seguinte eles subiram o rio e lá estavam eles todos pintados, cabelos trançados e ódio nos olhos. Não demorou para seu pai tomar a frente com um sorriso no rosto “Entreguem tudo o que tem que não terão que se preocupar... Só matamos os homens.” falou com um sorriso maldoso nos lábios de uma forma bem nojenta. —Comida, ouro, armas. Agora! — mandou sério. Porém, uma flecha veio do nada, a sorte foi que o rapaz usasse seu escudo para defender, só que agora o caos estava armado. —Essa é minha! — mandou empurrando um de seus homens que lutava com Beatrice —Olhe quem está aqui. A minha ninfa... —
Perder sua casa, sua família e tudo o que conhecia não foi fácil. Mas os poucos que conseguiram salvar se transformaram em família e encontraram um lugar seguro para começar, e ainda era lindo...Beatrice aprendeu a amar aquele lugar e vivia bem ali, queria transformar em um grande reino um dia e ela sabia que esse dia iria chegar, estavam crescendo e prosperando cada vez mais, o problema era que viviam escondidos, sem contato com o mundo exterior, mas guardavam muitos tesouros por ali. Era manhã quando Beatrice decidiu dar uma caminhada ao longo do rio antes de ir fazer suas obrigações, ela sempre tinha muito a fazer e era bom passar um tempo sozinha, estava distraída cheirando algumas flores pelo caminho quando ouviu o som de alguém se movendo. ---Quem está aí?-- perguntou largando a flor no chão e pegando sua espada, foi ensinada a sempre desconfiar, atacar antes de ser atacada ---Apareça! Ou não pouparei sua vida!--- Ameaçou olhando envolta sem largar a espada
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