#WDYM HE'S IN HIS 20'S????

[sealovinq]

goodmorning i miss jose

[youkissedareaderinthedark]

Don’t Expect the Expected

Synopsis: Formula 1’s only and most successful female driver and Real Madrid’s star midfielder. It’s too good to be true. Right?

social media au

female driver reader x jude bellingham

A/N: for this one, reader will be 20 and drive for mercedes with george. also im so sorry but some of the photos might be blurry/hard to see

y/n_l/n

august 19th

liked by carlossainz55, realmadridfc, and 687,984 others

y/n_l/n carlossainz kidnapped me to convert me into a real madrid fan

carlossainz don’t lie you loved it

realmadridfc no need to pretend y/n! we know you’ve always been a fan ❤️

user1 omg I wonder if she met the players

user2 need more carlos and y/n content immediately they’re such an underrated friendship

user3 yesss y/n and real madrid my two favorite things

y/n_l/n

september 20th

liked by carlossainz, judebellingham, and 737,421 others

y/n_l/n guess they did something right because im back for more

carlossainz I knew you liked it

y/n_l/n shhh

judebellingham glad to have you back

y/n_l/n glad to be back

user4 ariana what are you doing here

user5 look at y/n and jude 😭

user6 wait what I didn’t even think of them together

user6 im not complaining tho they’d be cute together

user7 omg is that jude in that photo with her??

user8 imagine

y/n_l/n

october 10th

liked by mercedesamgf1, judebellingham, and 624,178 others

y/n_l/n this week so far

user9 IS THE SHADOW PHOTO Y/N AND JUDE???

user10 OMG THEY’RE TOTALLY A COUPLE

user11 these two were not on my 2023 bingo card 😭

user12 my favorite couple fr

user13 is this a soft launch or hard launch I can’t tell

user14 usually I advocate for people just being friends but I ship these two way too hard for that 😭

y/n_l/n

november 8th

liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham, and 987,541 others

y/n_l/n this man said “let’s play mermaids”

judebellingham don’t know what you’re on about mermaids is the best game

y/n_l/n I didn’t say it wasn’t??

jobebellingham he can’t even pose 🤦‍♂️

y/n_l/n cant even pose 🤦‍♀️

judebellingham that’s not fair you two can’t gang up on me

y/n_l/n jobe only speaks the truth 🤷‍♀️

jobebellingham facts

user15 caption should’ve said jobe and his parents

user16 family day fr

user17 Y/N’S MET JUDE’S FAMILY IM GONNA CRY

user18 ENOUGH of this soft launch you guys are too cute to stay secret 😭

user19 half of me still can’t believe they’re basically together but the other half of me is so happy they are

user20 my parents

user21 them >>>>

judebellingham

november 20th

liked by y/n_l/n, eduardocamavinga, and 690,357 others

judebellingham let’s stay in vegas

user22 JUDE WENT TO A RACE AHHH

user23 jude’s in his wag era!!

user24 “let’s stay in vegas” 😭 he’s so sweet im crying

user25 both mercedes on the podium AND a jude/y/n post?? it’s a good day

user25 i just know jude was cheering like crazy for her in the merc garage

user26 no more soft launch please i want my parents to be together and proud 🙏🙏

y/n_l/n

november 27th

liked by judebellingham, mercedesamgf1, and 619,926 others

y/n_l/n a great end to a fantastic season ⭐️ so proud of everything we’ve accomplished this year, can’t wait till febuary 🫶

mercedesamgf1 🩵

y/n_l/n 🩵

judebellingham 🫶

user27 can’t believe it’s over already

user28 y/n owned this season she did so good 🙏

user29 i don’t know what im gonna do without y/n’s weekly race photo dumps 😔

user27 especially with jude 😞

user30 wish this season could’ve gone on forever

user31 at least we’ll get some winter break content

y/n_l/n

december 1st

liked by judebellingham, jobebellingham, and 801,645 others

y/n_l/n home

judebellingham you couldn’t have chosen a better photo?

y/n_l/n wdym? you look fantastic in that one

user32 omg she called madrid home 😭

user33 or jude home

user34 either are so cute I might die

user35 im so happy they got together

user36 they’re actually perfect for each other

user37 fuck romeo and juliet I want what these bitches have

y/n_l/n

december 7th

liked by jobebellingham, judebellingham, and 845,139 others

y/n_l/n jobe > the other random one on the right

jobebellingham 💪

judebellingham you need to stop with these photos it’s getting out of hand

user38 jobe’s parents

user39 family day pt 2

user40 no but fr where did she get that picture of jude

user41 omg 💀

judebellingham

december 14th

liked by y/n_l/n, jobebellingham, and 987,609 others

judebellingham behind the scenes- “this is our second cart, we do not need a 3rd christmas bush” “it’s a christmas tree jude” “dont look like one” “you look like one” “what was that?” “nothing”

“why in the world do we need 4 gingerbread houses? no one even eats them” “so? they look nice” “yeah, 1 looks nice, 4 looks like we’re crazy”

and after we set the timer to get the third photo, y/n slipped and fell. I laughed

user42 LMAOO

user43 jude 💀

user44 im deadddd

user45 holidays with the bellinghams

user46 if she wants 3 christmas bushes let her get 3 christmas bushes??

user47 I would pay sm money to watch this all happen

user48 they bicker like an old married couple I love it

user49 my parents

user50 they’re everyone’s parents atp

user51 im so in love with them

user52 is this still a soft launch??? are they even dating or are they just besties 😭

user53 girl there’s no way they’re just friends

user54 but like they haven’t even called each other girlfriend/boyfriend

user55 they’re 100% dating…. I think

user56 now that I think about it, their posts could very much be platonic 💀

user57 omg no way they haven’t even confirmed their relationship

user52

december 23

liked by y/n_l/n, judebellingham, and 989,876 others

user52 💀💀

user58 all this time we were trying to get them to reveal their relationship but they weren’t even intentionally hiding it

user59 we’re actually so dumb 🤦‍♀️

user60 I can’t believe we didn’t think of a private relationship sooner

user61 omg seriously

user62 well at least (I have nothing, im still shocked)

*I don’t take credit or own any of these photos*

[eerna]

Re-watching/Reading Noragami is wild bcs, Wdym Kazuma asked Yato to kill his entire family???? That’s insane despite circumstances, I brushed it off at 14 years old but now that I’m on my 20’s…. BRO?????!!?!!

In character development, this is probably how he learned to take situations to a extreme and a “they (whoever is a threat to Bishamon) vs. Us”

I will forever be pissed at how Hiyori never got to slap him given how things between them ended, lmao

That without mentioning YUKINE, jeeeeez

YOU ARE SOOOO RIGHT.... When you first hear that, Kazuma is this serious, smart, controlled man who our characters can always turn to for help and guidance. You are like "Oh, that's sad how he had to go to such extremes". But then he goes through his downward spiral development and you realize that... he has ALWAYS been a cruel and tunnel-visioned boy. We could have seen the hints. What kind of a man kills his entire family and doesn't feel an inkling of doubt it was the right thing to do??? I love him as a character but absolutely would want him to get slapped as a person

[raquellemonsta]

kiss me more (bokuto x reader)

previous || next

chapter 3: him again??

(this one is pretty short)

The next day at work, you were sitting at your desk again uploading some files to your portfolio. You had already flamed Yachi during lunch for the failed blind date.

"I'm really sorry (y/n)! I had no idea he was going to cancel last minute, but the train company he works for was experiencing an issue and called him in so he wasn't-"

"Yachi, really it's fine. I'm just making fun of you" you said between bites of your chicken caesar salad. You subconsciously smiled thinking about the man and his handsome features from the night before. Yachi giggled at the dreamy look on your face, but decided not to comment on it lest she be further scrutinized by you.

-

By now, it had been about a week and a half since your chance meeting with the man and your conversation with Yachi. Glancing back at your computer, you shook your head thinking about the funny girl. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed a change in the screen.

You received a notification on your computer for a new email. Clicking on it, you are met with a new opportunity:

From: msbyvbmanagement@(email)

To: (y/n)design@yajakudodltd

Greetings Ms. (Y/n),

We contacted your company and were referred to you. We are looking to create eye-catching advertisements for MSBY volleyball's upcoming match versus rival team the 'Schweiden Adlers'. We believe that you would be able to create a design utilizing the best parts of our team and our players.

Attached we have information on the team and player roster. Please contact us back if you are able to work with us. Thank you.

Division I V. League MSBY Management

You had worked with sports teams before, however so far none had been anything like a Division I volleyball team. You were already interested, as you had played volleyball in middle and high school, though you only ever really did it for fun. You knew it wasn't in your future to make a career out of it, however that didn't stop you from playing recreationally from time to time. You didn't really keep up with professional teams, however.

As such, you clicked the first link which took you to a page listing information about the team as a whole. It listed their mascot, a Black Jackal, their history and their current record. It was interesting, but you decided to check the second link and started scrolling down the page until one in particular caught your eye. Someone very familiar.

Number: 12

Player: Bokuto Koutaro

Age: 24

Position: Outside Hitter

Description: Bokuto was recruited from Fukurodani Academy, where in high school he was ace of the team as well as the fourth ranked ace in Japan. He serves as a starter and is the source of energy for the Black Jackals... (guys I'm tired).

Your eyes went wide as you realized you were reading about the man you met last night. 'Are you freaking kidding me?' you thought, 'he's a professional volleyball player??' His muscles probably could've told you that. But you were still shocked to know that him (and his three friends for that matter) were all on a volleyball team you were now working with.

Examining some of the other bios of the players, you recognized #21's ('Hinata Shoyo' as you read) high school, Karasuno, as the same one that Yachi attended. 'Maybe she knows Bokuto then?' You shot her a quick text just asking her if she knew him and went back to answer the email.

20 minutes later, your phone buzzed.

Yachi 💫 thank me later 🫶 read 3:56pm

You looked up from your desk to see Yachi innocently smiling at you from way across the floor. That couldn't be good.

(Y/n) wdym... read 3:57pm

You looked back up at her however suspiciously she was hiding behind her monitor. Before you could text her again your phone buzzed and you got a new text.

Unknown Number Hey hey hey read 3:58pm

[raviosrupees]

Super Specific Linked Universe Headcanons Pt 1.

All of the Links are autistic but they all have wildly different ways of presenting it. Ask me about their special interests, please. Please.

Warriors is in his 20s. He is an Aquarius. I'm right.

Sky is the ultimate straight cis ally, but he has bi wife energy. He is best friends with Legend, and they're kind of inseparable.

Twilight is a taurus, he's cis and bisexual, but leans towards women and fem ppl (and too hung up to think about anyone but one woman)

Wild is taller than yall think, 17 or 117 whatever is more convenient for him, zelda told him his birthday is november 7th (scorpio, ofc) and he just accepts that.

Hyrule is pansexual (mostly cis but might be genderfluid, he likes to wear feminine clothes and makeup)

Four is like? 3'8, and he's 20 yo but most people don't believe him. He's a trans boy, and most of the colors are too besides vio, who I think is either genderfluid or pangender, uses all pronouns. Four is bisexual but leans towards guys, though he loves his Zelda.

Legend is 4'10, 17 yo, born december 14th at midnight. he is trans, any pronouns, and bisexual.

Ravio is same height and age as Legend, and they're both born on the same day but ravio was born at noon. This really bothers Legend, he wants his own birthday. Ravi loves it.

also ravio is gay, asian/latino, chubby and has the best smile <3

war is cis and bisexual but he leans towards women, I think he's aromantic but probably could be romantically involved with someone.

Times eyes are more gray than blue

Sky 9 times out of 10 has no clue whats going on. Stupid and confused, and its perfect.

Twilight always knows where all of them are, and I don't even know if it's just smell. He has mom instincts "where are my kids, what are they doing"

Wild got mad anger issues pls calm down babe. Kind of scary. He lets hyrule braid his hair sometimes.

Hyrules eyes are more green than blue, and he has freckles all over his face and body (jokes he ought to get a kiss for every freckle)

Whenever Wind gets mail from his little sister, he reads it to the group. He's very proud of her, and she's very proud of him. She has a bunch of big brothers now.

Four + the colors are white-asian mixed (or looks like it yk, bc he's hylian) his eyes are dark brown.

Legend goes non verbal a lot, esp when they're stressed, but when she talks, she talks. I mean, hand gestures, ranting, cussing, pointing, "and you a bitch, and you a bitch." favorite curse word is cunt.

warriors ruffle everyone's hair, and they all hate it (esp four and legend, who claims he's going to choke him with his own scarf)

Sky likes to sing and dance, and wishes more of them would dance with him.

Twilight has slept as a wolf so often that it's practically natural for him, he really prefers it. Also, he takes all of his nightwatch shifts as a wolf.

Wild will teach literally anyone about edible flora and mushrooms and such, and foraging around hyrule, if only they would listen. Sometimes talks random animals ears off about his favorite flavor combos. Sky loves to listen and ask questions.

Hyrule will hand his favorite people random stuff as "gifts" like feathers, flowers, rocks, dead bugs (he's obsessed with bugs, he loves them so so much and they're all his friends) his favorite animal is a bumblebee

i know we all agree wind swears likek a bloody sailor, bc thats what he is, but how about him using random shit for swears like, "crabs cankles," "bilge-sucking" or calling the others landlubbers. also feel like he'd be the type to say "bite me" when someone disagrees with him.

Four keeps a bunch of books in his bag, and if their reading is disturbed they all have different reactions. Blue pinches or glares, Vio ignores you unless she deems what youre saying important, red gets physically distressed, and green will actually tell you to be quiet. (blue pinches a lot actually)

Legend is a very picky eater, especially with textures, this pisses wild off (wdym you dont like it YOU HAVENT EVEN TRIED IT)

Sky's Zelda is a bisexual virgo, and she knows everything.

Malon makes very good bread. I want to shove that shit in my face ong. Also she insists on giving each of the boys big hugs when shes sees them.

[terryfiedgyu]

Hyuka game night 💙🐧🎮💨

this is a fluff mixed with a smut hope U enjoy and sorry for any typos

The boys are filming a TO-DO episode and it's near Christmas 🎄. One of the activities are secret Santa. (How to play for those who don't know- Everyone gets a random person and buys them a gift) beomgyu has Huening and suprise suprise he gets the budget $10000 so yeah he bought hyuka a PS5 and customised it.

Back home you are waiting for your boyfriend while watching a Kdrama when suddenly Hyuka waltzes in the house like a little kid👼

Hey baby 😘 U say waiting 4 Hyuka 2 give U a hug but instead he just runs 2 the TV and changes the channel OYY

Sorry just gimme a sec 🙏 he pleads how can I say no to those eyes 👀 as U wait U check the time and it's 1am OMG HUENING WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING UR TAKING SO LONG

Go 2 bed babe I'll join u in a bit U go 2 the bed falling asleep immediately and start cuddling with hyuka and fall asleep u wake up at about 10am in the morning and go 2 the living room and u were NOT AT ALL PREPARED

Packets of chips on the floor soda pizza fries so much food and rubbish scattered everywhere but then u realised he was playing on his new gaming console so didn't get 2 mad and decided 2 clean up 4 him. U then walk over 2 Ur room cuz U hear it phone ringing and U see it's ur bestie hanni

On the call 🤙

GURLL WHERE TF R U BITCH

Wdym where?

AT THE CLUB DUHHHH

At 10 in the morning?!?

UHHH YEAHHH GET IN THE MOST SEXY OUTFIT U HAVE AND GET READY NOWW

Girl take a chill pill

HURRY UP YN OR ELSE *hangs up*

U change into a sexy dress that ur showed it ckeavage FULLY and was fully showing how curvy u were U were looking so hot 🔥

U walk into the living room and tell hyuka Ur going out so he just goes kk be home by 10pm

Sure *leaves*

Time skip

You walk home and feel exhausted then U get jumped scared by hyuka s reaming

YN YN YN ITS GAME NIGHT GET IN UR PJS he was getting very needy when he startled U, U jumped and as I said it was showing alsont all of it biobs AND NO BRA so yeah HUMONGOUS BOUNCE

U came back in a hoodie nothing under and 4 some reason U didn't wear pants just a panty. U sat on his lap u leaned back on his chest then he could see inside ur hoodie and oh boy his wildest dreams were all I front of his eyes 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

He tries 2 stay focus and says let's start gaming. As usuall he wins no surprise but when U get up Ur panty got stack on his pants zip so now ur panty is ripped eh it's fine it feels more comfy like this

Hehe nervous AF 👀🤣

U sit on his lap can we cuddle 🥺.yes princess ❣️

U snuggle into his chest as he feels ur boobs touch his lightly he starts 2 play with it hair as it turns him on a little bit. U guys cuddle 4. 20 minutes but U stop 🛑 once U feel Hyukas boner on ur stomach

WARNING- EXTREME SMUT⚠️🛑🔞

Baby in a raspy voice

Yes daddy U reply getting so very needy

Daddy's needy pleasure me good

At your command U start to geing on him U start to cumm on his sweat pants

You grind harder and harder. He grips onto it waist and steals ur lips for kisses.this kiss is deep and passionate but also sloppy from desperation U feel his bulge growing as u grind at ur hardest.he slips his tongue the second he gets the chance. U feel his tongue swirl around licking every corner of ur mouth as U do the same 2 his very hot mouth. U can hear his groans and moans through the moans as well as your own his moans are so load even while being muffled by ur kiss the sound fills the room. U both slowly undress each other and slowly touch little bits. He rips of ur hoodie from ur perfectly shaped body and stares at ur boobs. He grabs one and sucks the otter nipple he is so needy U can tell. He slips his rock solid cock though it entrance and is going deeper and deeper with every thrust. U man eveey time he squeezes Ur boob or thrusts his cock into u. Ur moans fill the whole room and end with U 2 being 2 tired 2 continue but end up having another round before bed

[wetheoriginals]

This is why I never understood why dumbass Latinos like this man he coming after them next minorities who vote republican are stupid as shit twitter*com/Shasha_Marie12/status/1655935565513265160?s=20

wdym desantis is coming after latinos next he already came for us a couple days ago with his new immigration law that’s going to destroy millions of lives…like are you even following the news…

anyways the majority of the republican latinos in florida are cubans. since they’re given an easier path to citizenship in comparison to mexicans and other folks from latin america they have a superiority complex and rather align with whiteness.

[meatmuncherlol]

Part lost count

Adventures of Sakazuki and Borsalino when they first joined the marines! 26 year old Borsalino and 23 year old Sakazuki. Sakazuki's 24th birthday!

*Meanwhile with Tsuru and Sakazuki, heading directly to the town that was being invaded*

S: I think I see burning in the distance

T: Burning?

T, whispering in the small transponder snail: Hey Bors, you really made it look realistic when you said I was gonna bait him over here with a town being invaded by pirates!

B, whispering back from the transponder snail: Wdym? I only said that to buy us some time, there's not actually a burning town.

T:...

B: Tsuru? Hello? Helloo-

*Tsuru hangs up the transponder snail*

S: I'm hopping off, men! Anchor the warship somewhere hidden! Let's go!

T: Wow, there actually is pirates invading this town..

T: Wait- what am I doing here standing?! I'm gonna give those pirates a whooping!

*Back at the ford*

B: Alrighty, decorations, check, cake, check, guests, check, snacks..., kinda check, food, check, white rice and pepper, che- wait- WHITE RICE AND PEPPER?! THAT'S SAKAZUKI'S FAVORITE FOOD AND WE FORGOT THAT?!

B: T-Bone! Stop what you're doing and buy some white rice and pepper from the store, GO GO GO!!!

T-Bone: OH- UH- YESSIR!

*T-Bones rushes out the door to buy white rice and pepper*

B: Onigumo! Go and buy some more snacks! Garp and Sengoku ate half of the snacks we have!

O: Yessir!

*Does the same thing T-Bone did but this time it's for snacks*

*Borsalino looks at the cake*

B: WHAT THE FUCK?!

B: WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS ATE THE "S" IN THE NAME SAKAZUKI?!

*Everyone looks at eachother*

B: Ugh.. this cannot get any worse.

*Borsalino's small transponder snail starts ringing*

*Borsalino answers*

B: *sigh* What's up-

Tsuru, with a panicking voice: CODE RED! CODE RED!

B: Wdym code red?

T: UGH, SAKAZUKI IS COMING BACK TO THE FORD!!

B: WHAT?! I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA TAKE 2 HOURS TILL HE COMES BACK!

T: I THOUGHT SO TO BUT THE PIRATES WERE WEAK AS FUCK AND SAKAZUKI TOOK THEM DOWN IN UNDER 5 MINUTES AND WERE HEADING BACK!

B: DID U TELL HIM THAT THERE ARE MORE TOWNS THAT NEEDS SAVING?!

T: I ALREADY DID BUT HE REMEMBERED WE GAVE EACH ISLAND AND TOWN IN THE SOUTH BLUE A MARINE BASE, INCLUDING THE ISLAND WE WERE JUST AT A FEW SECONDS AGO.

B: TRY TO STALL HIM, ILL TELL THE TEAM TO HURRY.

T: OKAY, GOOD LUCK

B: You too.

*Both hang up*

B: ALRIGHT EVERYONE SAKAZUKI IS GONNA BE HERE FOR THE NEXT 20 MINUTES SO STOP BEING SLOW ASSES AND HURRY!!!!

*This drove everyone panicking and hurrying up, which ofc was a bad thing*

B: MOMONGA HURRY UP THOSE DECORATIONS! BASTILLE BLOW UP THOSE BALLOONS FASTER!! FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!

*While Momonga was setting up decorations on the high wall, he was using a ladder. Strawberry tripped on his ladder, causing Momonga to fall down on the cake, scare Bastille, and sent a flying balloon around the living room*

B: NO NO NO NO! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

*Suddenly, Sakazuki opens the door while being held back by Tsuru*

S: Ow what is your problem Tsuru?!

T: You're, not allowed.. TO GO IN THERE!

S: What why not-

*Sakazuki looks in the room*

S:...

Everyone in the room, broken unison: Happy Birthday..!

B:...

S: Everyone, I-

B: I know what you're gonna say, is that this is all a big FAILURE.

S: I- what- no -I was a-

B: I spent weeks preparing the best birthday for you, and now, it's all RUINED.

*Sakazuki puts his hand on Borsalino's shoulder*

S: Hey Bors-

*Borsalino slaps his hand off and runs out of the..uhm- WHATEVER YOU CALL THE TEMPLE THINGY WHERE THE ADMIRALS OFFICES ARE LOCATED IDK*

S: HEY WAIT-

S:..

S: *sigh* You guys can clean up and I'll go look for him.

*Sakazuki follows Borsalino*

*While Sakazuki was following Borsalino, Onigumo and T-Bone came back*

O & T-B: ...

O: What the fuck happened.

*After following Borsalino for a few minutes, he reached the dock, that's where he saw Borsalino sitting, looking at the water*

*Sakazuki walks over beside him and sits down*

S: Hey.

B: What do you want.

S: Nothing, just wanted to sit with you.

B:...

S: You know, you didn't know exactly what I was going to say

B: Then what were you going to say..?

S: I was gonna say that this was the best birthday party ever, but you didn't let me finish.

B: You're just saying that because u feel bad.

B: I failed you and failed your birthday.

B: It never changed "Borsalino the Failure".

S: I didn't care about the decorations or everything, I only cared that my pals were there.

S: I really appreciated that you planned a whole party for me

S: A stupid asshole who's always angry.

B: That's just what ppl call you, they'll never know what your actually like

S: That's what ppl call you too.

B: Huh?

S: People call you Borsalino the Failure, but I see you as Borsalino the caring, kindest, and funniest best friend in the whole wide world.

*Borsalino chuckles, while Sakazuki stands up*

S, while reaching his hand out for Borsalino: You wanna go back to the party?

B, sniffling: Sure.

*Borsalino grabs Sakazuki's hands and Sakazuki pulls him up*

S: I heard you sniffled, we're you crying bcs how much you cared about me?

B: Hehe! You'll never know.

(FINISHED WITH THE STORY)

[missmeinyourbones]

sorry i was so tired!!! req for how the aot boys are when they’re in love❤️‍🔥🥰

aot boys x being in love!

note: this has been sitting in my inbox/drafts for a while but i finally finished it lol so thank u for being patient <3 aot boys are big simps 

eren is so annoying LMFAO i know it’s a common thought but i strongly believe that his love language is being annoying (which is so relatable FR) like he’s so in love with you that he will do anything he can to piss you off (affectionately). you are just sitting on the couch peacefully and he has so much love for you spilling over inside of him that he just has to drop all of his body weight on top of you and bite your arm???? he just constantly wants to be attached at your hip or touching you. he thrives off of you being like 🙄🙄 ur annoying. JUST SO he can be like 😁😁 ya but you love me. i can’t stand him

armin is the most observant lover. when he’s in love with you, nothing is getting past his big ass brain. you could walk into your apartment after a bad day at work and he can tell you are upset just by the way you put your bag down???? he knows when you are sleeping versus when you are faking being asleep because of your breathing patterns???? please he’s so INLOVE with you it’s insane. he just thinks that you are the best thing to ever grace this planet so he plans on using his brain to absorb every single detail it can about you 

jean is whipped. in all definitions of the word. if he is in love with you, he doesn't want you to lift a damn finger. ever again. he loves loves loves to do things for you, he sees it as his boyfriend right of passage. he's like..if i love you...and i'm your boyfriend....why would i let you carry that? why wouldn't i buy you flowers every week? why wouldn't i worship the ground you walk on? simp extraordinaire. he wants everyone under the sun to know he's in love w you!!!! and that he is the one who gets to make you laugh and do things for you and sleep next to you at night!!!! he's such a cornball. i want 20 of him.

connie knows he’s in love with you because he never shuts the fuck up about you. LMFAO he assumes he must talk about you a lot but he doesn’t fully understand it until he’s out with jean and sasha and he mentions your name in almost every conversation. on the 4th time ur name comes up they’re like STFU connie we get it ur in love 🤮🤮 he just loves you so much that he can make literally anything relate back to you lol. he’s out to eat with his friends and he’s like “yeah me and y/n have been here a few times, we split the appetizer combo” or he’s in class and his prof is talking about the science behind migraines and he’s raising his hand like “omfg my s/o gets really bad headaches :/ what can i do to help or prevent them?” he’s a simp but dont tell him i said that

levi is petrified LMFAO he is so scared to be vulnerable w someone in the way that love requires :/ he probably realizes he's in love with you when he's in a bad mood or going through something and he completely freaks out and yells at you and shuts down. he slams the door in your face and sits in his office for what feels like hours, hating himself for taking his anger out on you. he's positive you'll leave him after this, so when he opens the door and still sees you standing there, waiting for him as a shoulder to cry on & an ear to listen, he knows he's in love :) he love spending quality time with you, specifically being able to sit in a comfortable silence with you <3 he's never that vulnerable w anyone else so it is extremely special and dear to him

reiner loving you is him letting you see what he thinks is the worst of him, if that makes sense. like he doesn’t even realize that he’s able to openly talk to you about his fears and insecurities and all of the “ugly” parts of him (so he says)  until one night you guys are just ranting in bed and he’s like “i’ve never done this before” and you’re like wdym? and he’s like “let someone take care of me” :((((( he loves how he can fully trust you to hold him in every meaning of the word possible. you can see his good, bad, and ugly, and still choose him. that means more to him than he could ever put into words <3

porco shows his love for you in the small things. he doesn’t even realize how much he thinks about you and your needs until he’s already doing something for you. he’s doing his usual grocery shopping and he’s like huh this is y/n’s favorite cereal, i might as well pick it up for when they come over and want something sweet. he’s having dinner at his parents house and he’s like wait mom can you help me package up some leftovers for y/n??? they come home late from work on weekends and need something quick to eat. if theres one thing about porco, its that he LOVES to pretend he’s hard or somethin. that he’s this big scary guy who doesn’t care about anything. spoiler  alert: he’s not. especially when it comes to you :)

[edelfie]

#PEEK-A-BOO! oikawa + akaashi + kozume.

#summary. haikyuu boys and things they do w/ their s/o on halloween

#tags. fluff, established relationship, post-timeskip

#pairing. multi x gn!reader (you/your pronouns)

— oikawa tooru, akaashi keiji, kozume kenma

#warnings. minor manga spoilers (kenma), possibly ooc

#note. happy halloween! i wasn’t planning on writing anything, but halloween hit me with sudden inspiration. so cheers to my first official post on this acc!

: NAVIGATION & MASTERLIST !

?! OIKAWA TOORU, "trick or treating"

he is a child stuck in a grown man's body

wdym it's not appropriate to go trick or treating in your 20s??

convinces himself that he's just youthfully spirited

but surely nobody would mistake a 6'1 man as a child, right?

right?

you'd be surprised how often it happens (or how little the people handing out candy care)

maybe it's a tad-bit unethical for an adult with a job to participate in a kid's holiday when he can just buy his own candy

but does he care? no

honestly, he just really likes the dressing up part (and showing off)

why he doesn't just go to a costume party is beyond you, but anyways—

wants to do all those corny couples costumes

like an angel and a devil or ketchup and mustard

(i saw a couple dressed as a hotdog and buns and it was giving me second-hand embarrassment)

you always shut him down for how ridiculous his ideas are

"ok, hear me out—what if we're two halves of an avocado??"

"absolutely not"

for the longest time, you just assumed he was pulling some elaborate joke on you

like, there's no way he seriously wants to dress up like this

oh no, he absolutely is. 100%

he'll make a powerpoint and pitches his ideas to you like an episode of shark tank

"i just know you're going to love this one,"

"tooru, you've said that about the last 3 already."

"it's just a delayed reaction!"

one year you actually did agree to dress up with him

and you regretted it immediately

he refused to tell you what exactly you were going as until the day of, which was a mistake in of itself.

of course, he just had to pick the worst one possibly for maximum embarrassment

when you got home from work, all you see is a giant body-covering costume of a shoe

yes, this man is asking you to dress up as a shoe

it got worse when he walked out of the bathroom with his part of the costume already on

you think a pretty boy like him would care more about his image (he does), but apparently he has no shame on halloween

so here you were, a 20-something year-old with a job, a boyfriend, and some ounce of self-respect, walking around in a shoe costume

you swore you saw one of your coworkers out of the corner of your eye

of course, going from door to door was a bit fun (mainly because tooru kept cracking jokes to lift your mood)

most of the people just gave you candy and a look, sometimes a laugh if you were lucky

some just refused to give you candy all together

you weren't too upset, but tooru was absolutely devastated

"why didn't they give us candy??"

"look at us, tooru."

all in all though, it wasn't too bad of an experience and you did have a lot of fun after getting over the embarrassment

just never let him pick out the costumes ever again

extra: hanamaki saw the two of you while you were wearing your costumes and did a double take, before taking a picture and sending it to all of your high school friends

?! AKAASHI KEIJI, "haunted houses"

ok, i don't care if you are a total scaredy-cat or stone cold

this man cannot handle horror and you can't tell me otherwise

you didn't realize it because of how subtle he is

like how he suggests another movie instead of watching a scary one because "the ratings are bad"

or how he's always conveniently busy when you're playing a horror game

it was something that happened sparingly, so it never crossed your mind that he was scared of it

so when your friends suggest going to a haunted house the weekend before halloween, you immediately invited akaashi

but when he tried to turn down your offer, you were very confused

"huh? why not?"

"oh, well—"

please stop with the puppy eyes, you're making this hard for him

after some convincing (read: begging), he agreed to come

only for an hour, he said

to say you were excited would be an understatement

him, not so much

the car ride was filled with laughter and fun between your friends, but you noticed akaashi bouncing his leg nervously

you worry that he really didn't want to come—

maybe he doesn't like your friends, or he really is busy today and you're forcing him to hang out with you

though, ever perceptive, akaashi notices the frown on your face

"what's on your mind, love?"

why is he so kind ??

he reassures you that it's alright and he doesn't mind coming

(me when i lie)

when you actually do get to the haunted house, he looks composed and unafraid

little do they know that he's nearly pissing himself

the guy watching the entrance splits your group into pairs

all your friends enter, leaving you and akaashi last

he lets you go in first, he's just such a gentleman

if you're also easily scared, he'll hold your hand and rub circles with his thumb to soothe you (and himself)

if you're not, then he'll just silently follow behind you like a lost puppy

one bad thing about being in the back is that the scare actors will absolutely pick on you

akaashi, having never been in a haunted house before, did not know this

you couldn't believe your ears when you heard a loud scream coming from behind you that sounded oddly like your boyfriend

you actually didn't until you turned around and saw akaashi with a petrified look on his face

the clown that scared him looked very pleased with themselves

needless to say, after that incident, he stayed very close to your side for the rest of the tour (and night)

he was practically glued to the hip, not leaving you for a second

if you were also scared by the ordeal, the two of you will comfort each other on the way home

if not, then you have a very depressed akaashi on your hands to deal with

extra: you wake up in the middle of the night to a still-shaken akaashi asking for cuddles after a bad nightmare with a clown trying to kill him, ala 2016 style.

?! KOZUME KENMA, "scary movies"

now, unlike akaashi, this man is perfectly comfortable with scary stuff

he practically lives for it (which is scary in of itself)

he's not really that into holidays, so it was a given that you two would stay home

originally planned to play scary games with you until you complained that it'd feel like work

especially since he just finished streaming a horror game the night before

so you both settled for scary movies instead

obviously, you go to his house since he has money

what you weren't expecting was his large library of movies

whatever genre of horror you're into, he probably has a movie for it already

like psychological horror? don't worry, he's got carrie, us, and the haunting

found footage? he's seen the blair witch project ten times over

he's not that into heavy gore, but he does have a few for when kuroo visits

needless to say, you aren't lacking options

whatever you choose to watch (or re-watch), he's cool with it

prepares plenty of blankets, snacks, and other comfort items beforehand

also, cuddles are not optional !!

this man will suffocate you in his arms whether you like it or not

anyways, since he doesn't get scared by horror, he watches the movie like he would a documentary

he doesn't even flinch during the jumpscares and/or gore

if you're not that big on scary stuff, he'll keep an eye on you and comfort you during the scarier moments

he'll hide your face from the screen during the more intense scenes and offer to turn it off entirely if it becomes too much

"it's alright, i'm here."

if you can stomach it, though, then the two of you will just cuddle and vibe

he'll point out some of the interesting bits and make commentary here and there

maybe point out a few plot holes to get a laugh out of you

although that's nothing compared to when y'all watch actually bad horror movies

he has plenty of those and will tear every single one of them to shreds

expect lots of snide remarks whenever you watch one

"why did she do that? she literally watched the killer go in there??"

"i don't know, babe."

sometimes you'll predict what happens next

or play a drinking game for every character that dies or every cliche line they say

it's a lot more fun than being scared to death with the other films

eventually, one of you will fall asleep (most likely you, since he's a professional gamer after all)

in that case, he'll just wrap the blanket around you and fall asleep with you on the couch

he's not one for holidays, but he definitely would consider spending them with you

extra: you wake up in the middle of the night with the tv on static and kenma cuddling into your side. right as you're about to go back to sleep, you see a figure of a girl pop up on screen. sweet dreams :)

— ( #note ! )

i was at a loss of what to write abt kenma, so sorry that his is shorter! also, don't expect much after this, since i'm currently working on a long-fic for obey me.

NAVIGATION + MASTERLIST

© all rights reserved—edelfie (2021)

[catboytheo]

p1h's hyung line as their love languages.

song rec: love language by kehlani

genre: fluff

warnings: brief mentions of food and the reader taking medication in jiung’s section

a/n: not everyone is confined to having just one love language. for a lot of people, they have a primary love language as well as a secondary love language. some people may have a mix of all 5 love languages. but for the sake of not making this headcanon into a super long and detailed analysis, i chose what i thought would be each of their primary love language. also just a gentle reminder that this is purely fiction and these are just my own opinions.

theo = quality time !

theo is always trying to spend as much time with you as he can

he likes when you give your full attention to him and only him

i think theo definitely needs an s/o that won’t get tired of his presence easily

and is willing to spend a lot of uninterrupted, one-on-one time with him

understandably, his actions can come off as being clingy sometimes

saying goodbye after a date is always so hard for theo

he just keeps holding onto your hands, never wanting to let go

theo also loves having you over in the studio

because then he can play the piano and the guitar for you

which makes you fall for him even more skjdkjdf

if you don't know how to play either of those instruments, he’ll put his hand over yours to guide you and spend time teaching you the basics

quality time with theo also includes lots of conversations

the rest of p1h have mentioned that theo adjusts his personality to fit the people he’s around

so if you're more on the talkative side, he'll attentively listen to you talk about your day and your bitchass coworker

and if you're more of a listener, he'll tell you about how practice went and how soul and jongseob are always so damn loud and hyper while he's tryna sleep 🙄

“when i was their age, i didn’t even have THAT much energy”

“theo, you aren’t even in your 20s yet? wdym When You Were Their Age″ 🤨

keeho = physical touch !

for keeho, physical touch is a very important aspect in all of his relationships, whether platonic or romantic

even the rest p1h said that keeho is the one that's the initiates the most skinship with everyone

keeho ALWAYS has to be touching you in some way

not only does it makes him feel closer to you physically, but on an emotional level as well

examples of these meaningful touches include an arm around your waist, a hand on your knee, resting his head on your shoulder, etc.

also, cuddling is a Must

hell, keeho even mentioned in an interview that he needs to cuddle a body pillow to fall asleep

playful nudges !!!

occasionally kisses when you're talking in the middle of a sentence

okay but why does keeho seem like the type of boyfriend to randomly slap your butt when he walks by from behind you 😭

definitely a fan of pda

holds your hand all the time in public

sometimes he even tries to kiss you in front of strangers

so you have to tell him to tone it down a bit 😳

"keeho, there are people here. watching. staring. at us."

"yeah and ?"

keeho can't help it, this is just how he expresses his love for you 😩

jiung = acts of service !

as we all know, jiung is a very practical and efficient person

so you bet your ass if he cares about you, he would do things to help you out

jiung prefers actually completing tasks to show his love for you instead of talking about how much he loves you

it bothers him to see you leave a bunch of empty water bottles around in your room

and he doesn’t want you accidentally tripping over them either

so he's always tidying up your room for you

folds your clothes for you without being asked

packs you lunch when he knows you're really busy

leaves you cute handwritten notes in the lunches he makes for you

doodles on the notes too bye

‘i packed your favorite ♡ enjoy ! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ’

texts you daily reminders to stay hydrated and to take your meds

isn't a big fan of washing the dishes but will wash them when he knows you're really tired

jiung will do even the seemingly silly little things, just for you

for example, let's say you love cherries but hate removing the seeds

jiung would pit the cherries in advance and put them in the fridge for you to eat later on

"thank you, jiung. you really don’t have to do that for me"

"but i want to" 🥺

even when he's busy himself, he always finds ways to incorporate your needs into his daily schedule

[atsumnu]

⋆ 。*✲ﾟ。* 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒐𝒌𝒖𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 *。✲ﾟ*。 ⋆

✰ character — bokuto kotaro

✰ request? — nope!

✰ warnings — none!

✰ a/n — bo is my mf BABY (❣◡❣) i love him to pieces. if there's a character you really wanna see next in the series, request them here!!!

he's afraid of the dark

his mom and sisters taught him everything

he wraps his towel around his chest rather than around his waist

kuroo is like "why are you wearing your towel like that"

bo is like ???? wdym

his sisters also used to put makeup on him + do his hair

he would let it happen, just happy to be hanging out with his cool older sisters

can whistle really fucking loud

like the coach, pinkies-in-mouth whistle

loud asf

canon he hides in small spaces when he's sad

has the opposite of claustrophobia

tight spaces are his comfort place

owned a bunkbed

always slept on bottom bunk

used a blanket to enclose the space

always made sure he could see his nightlight

still sleeps with a nightlight as an adult

has a weird obsession with mcdonald's chicken nuggets

only dips his nugs in bbq sauce

brags about how he's gonna have a hairless cat one day

probably gonna name it bingus

"if you'd like to pet him, that'll be one bingus buck, please"

excited to put the cat in christmas sweaters

types like an old person on his phone, w/ his index finger

sends his team memes at 3am

when akaashi texts him to ask if he's still awake, bo will text back "no"

like kuroo, prefers his s/o THICC

black girls are his weakness

LOVES hot chocolate

especially with whipped cream + sprinkles

uses bubblegum toothpaste

the mint is too spicy

has a weighted blanket he takes on every long trip with him

adds literally 20 pounds to his luggage

still carries his baby blanket with him

it's just a few loose threads at this point

once called the lgbtq+ community the lgbbq on accident

not a controlling or type-a person

really enjoys going with the flow for most things, especially volleyball

as long as he hits that ball, that's all that matters

loves taking pictures with friends

has old disposables FULL of pictures

there's at least three with pictures from training camp

his phone lockscreen is him + kuroo as chicken nuggets

mamma mia is his favorite movie

[mushibashiraas]

name: yung ae jung. pronounced "yoong ā-ah joong." the first name "yung ae" means "long love" in korean. gave the mirror their korean name as it's prettier, yung ae is their middle name kept by their adoptive parents, and their real name is a bit long.

nickname: yun. pronounced "yoon." crowley, ace, deuce, and grim kept butchering it for a while. so yung ae just settled for them calling them "yun" instead.

age: 18. they say that though they're really 20 years old. due to being self-conscious about a 20 year old attending high school, they lied to crowley and said they were 18.

best subject: history. whether it's the ancient war between humans and fae, the first magical pen, or the tragic, unknown history of blot, yung ae will always be a major history nerd.... even in a completely different world.

worst subject(s): alchemy and potionology with magical analysis [aka. math] being a close second. yung ae jokes that "they are so not big-brain enough for crewel's classes." but they're right. their brain is not a logical-thinking brain. and, just like in chemistry and physics, they are only barely passing. the amount of explosions and fires yung ae and grim have accidentally started broke the previous world record. even with vil and rook taking them under their wing, their max grade they got on an exam was a C+.

birthday: January 16th. a certain horned, nightly companion gets very excited by this and tells one of his most loyal companions the next time he returns to his dorm.

class: 1-B, seat no.5. they joke that they have no braincells but yung ae doesn't give themselves enough credit. their perfectionist nature drives them to give their all in their exams, assignments, and projects.... even if "it's a subject i am ass at," as they've complained to the other first years. therefore, yung ae's grades are pretty decent much to the shock of crowley and the other professors who originally worried that "the magicless prefect of ramshackle dorm won't be able to keep up with the primarily magic-based curriculum."

club: equestrian club. they originally weren't planning on joining a club, actually! what with keeping up with classes, attempting a social life, their duties as grim's "housewarden," and running errands for crowley, yung ae didn't think they had time for clubs. but they heard in passing some random student mention the equestrian club and that was it! horses were one of their favorite animals, after all. no way were they passing up a free opportunity to ride and care for their "own" horse. they were easily one of the first people who showed up beating sebek's arrival time by a long shot..... no, they totally weren't early! wdym?! thank their lucky stars that they took horseback riding lessons back in their world.

height: 149.86 cm or 4'11". there's an extra three-quarter inches which are very important to yung ae. hence the addition of the ".86;" they are a bit sensitive of their height and allow certain people to tease them about their height or give them "short" nicknames. anyone else and watch out for a kick to the shins from them before getting thoroughly chewed out.

hobby: writing fictional stories, stargazing, reading history books, playing video games, baking and cooking food from her home.

homeland: ??? seeing as how they came uninvited to night raven college from another world, yung ae wouldn't exactly know how to answer this. not to mention crewel and crowley swore them to secrecy about their literal other-worldliness.

likes: snow, winter, the cold, dogs, horses, anime, games, soup, coffee, tea, fashion, music, cars/magical wheels, some horror, crime dramas, and dark nail polish

dislikes: exercise, insects and spiders, heights, certain horror, needles, hospitals, toxic/rude people, bossy people, waking up early/mornings, rainy days, overly sweet, overly spicy, and greasy foods.

unique magic: "The Walking Barometer." being magicless has its downsides. but it also has its perks! see, they get frequent migraines which are triggered by weather pressure changes. so yung ae can tell when a rainstorm or thunderstorm is coming because they'll get sick with a migraine and leave grim in jack's and epel's capable hands while they stay behind at ramshackle.

appearance & personality:

as shown in yung ae's picture, they have short, dark, messy hair that normally looks black unless the sun catches the strands. then they glow a dark brown. a tiny, cute, gold clip in the shape of a crown — gifted to them by riddle rosehearts ("stop twirling your hair. here; wear this clip in your hair. that should keep you from pulling on your strands.") — pins back their side bangs on the left side of their face. thin, dark eyebrows are normally crooked downward as their expression usually is that of teasing or mischievous. almond-shaped eyes also look almost black when yung ae is indoors are under the shade of a tree. outside, though, with the sun shining down upon the campus, it's easier to tell by how the sunlight reveals brown tones for their irises.

beige patches and strips usually can be found on in varying places throughout the day on their yellow, asian skin. sometimes it's bullies messing with them between classes but most of the time it really is just because yung ae is incredibly clumsy and often getting their face, hands, arms, and legs marked up with scratches and slight bruises. same with their eye color.

their oversized beige sweater, given to them by kalim al asim, wraps around their narrow, boney torso and arms. a white button-up shirt fits snugly underneath with a black and white striped bow tie nestled nicely under the clean, pressed collar. in the left pocket of their sweater hangs a fake magical pen with a plastic magestone — the same color of the pomefiore stone, in fact — a gift from epel felmier and vil schoenheit after the two of them noticed how yung ae never had any writing utensils for classes. ("stop bothering epel, prefect, and get your own pens and pencils." "but vil, i don't have any writing utensils of my own. grim and i have to borrow epel's for now until crowley gives me more madols to buy a set." the next day before class began, epel handed yung ae a set of pomefiore magestone adorned pens: "these are from vil.")

as much as vil pesters yung ae to act and dress like a proper young lady (they haven't told him their gender yet.), yung ae refuses to wear the skirts he lays out for them the night before classes. instead, they wear a pair of knee-length, rolled up shorts, a belt, white knee-socks from mr. s, and a pair of dark gray, denim converse. even though they despise P.E. — and by extension Flight Class — they like to move and dance and run [to an extent]. and skirts and dresses greatly limit how they can move. thus they often send back vil's choices in clothing irritating him further.

when yung ae's not getting a tongue-lashing studying with riddle, getting dragged by vil to his walk-closet in pomefiore, or hanging out with kalim, they are usually in the library reading up on all kinds of history regarding the dorms, the Great Seven, and the different species that share Twisted Wonderland. ....or rather, they try to. more often than not they're either running around campus causing chaos with epel, ace, deuce, and grim, helping ruggie or jamil with their chores, or studying with either epel and jack, the heartslabyul third years, or jamil and kalim. who yung ae studies with depends on what they need help with.

on days when yung ae and their little chaos group terrorizes the school, vil and riddle take two asprin before sending rook, cater, and trey after their students.

yung ae also loves music. so whenever they see cater coming to drag ace and deuce to heartslabyul, they try bribing the third year by promising to sing a duet with him the next time they're off from equestrian training. "that's only if you leave and pretend you didn't see anything." 9/10 times it works to kalim's and lilia's great delight! (yung ae doesn't like to sing for an audience.)

speaking of personality, lilia and yung ae like to bond over rock music, dark nail polish and being old. he, sebek, malleus, crowley, and the professors all know yung ae's true age. crowley and the teachers practically threatened them to tell them. the fae from diasomnia could easily tell yung ae was lying when they told silver one night that they were older than him. later, they got them to confess their true age. fae can be extremely intimidating.... maybe even moreso than crewel, trein, and crowley combined! still, though, with yung ae hanging around diasomnia the whole dorm collectively breathes a sigh of relief because they all know that despite the new prefect's lack of magical abilities, they sure can cook!!

moving on to food, yung ae brings their own lunch to school which normally was leftovers from dinner they made the night before. this makes everyone jealous to point where ace and deuce often sneak insude.

trivia:

testing testing

[kuroo-shitsurou]

Forgetful (Juban)

note: i promise more genshin and haikyuu content will come soon but i really need to dump all the a3 crap i wrote when i was high on caffeine and fatigue.

word count: 945

Banri Settsu was a person who didn't like to think.

Banri was never much of a thinker. He was naturally talented in everything, that's why he found it unnecessary to second guess or even plan out the things that he'd be doing. Hell, he passed high school with flying colors by flipping through the textbooks ten minutes before their exams.

Apart from that, Banri loved Saturdays.

It was the day when the director let them have free days to do whatever they wanted to do. Usually, Banri would be chilling with Itaru and gaming. There also happened to be a special time-limited event in one of their video games, which is why Banri's phone has been blowing up with constant texts and DMs from Itaru asking him where he was and why the hell he wasn't online to co-op yet.

Banri hated thinking and he loved Saturdays. That's why he was genuinely confused as to why he wasn't gaming with Itaru on this particular Saturday

Why was he walking towards the jewelry store again?

Oh.

It was Hyodo's birthday in a couple of weeks.

Much to his dismay, Banri actually caught feelings for his roommate not long after their first performance together. To be honest, everyone in the troupe already caught on, but Banri refused to admit it until a good three months after it happened. It was quite hilarious, really. Seeing Banri "accidentally" bring home an extra pudding cup for Juza to eat one too many times always made Omi and Taichi giggle amongst themselves.

To Banri's surprise, his rival actually reciprocated his feelings. Apparently, Hyodo was also intrigued by how Banri motivated him to keep doing better in all the things he was doing. Though Banri would never admit it, that always sent warm sensations tugging at his heartstrings. He'd rather just say, "Shut up, Hyodo." than blush and act flattered at his boyfriend's kind words.

Boyfriend.

Banri dug his hands in the pockets of his gray hoodie as a faint red spread across his pale cheeks. His bleached hair was covered by the hood, which made him look oddly suspicious walking down the street with a brisk and sloppy pace. Nobody needed to know that the Banri Settsu was blushing at the thought of stupid, crappy, pretty Hyodo while he was walking to the damn jewelry store to get a stupid, crappy, pretty birthday gift for him.

He quickly checked his phone to keep his mind off the idea of Juza in their bedroom, still asleep and probably dreaming about shoving another scone in his mouth.

Taruchi: Where the heck are u lolol I'm gonna leave u the event is starting in like 20 minutes

He tapped out a reply to notify his gaming companion.

NEO: Lolol I'm out the dorm I left like an hour ago I gotta grab something real quick

A speech bubble appeared by Itaru's display photo, signifying that he was typing something out.

Taruchi: LOL better get ur ass back here real quick if you don't want to get left behind. I'm assuming ur boyfriend is with u too??

Banri's eyebrows furrowed together.

NEO: Wdym?? I didn't leave with him

Taruchi: Oh fr? Azuma said he saw Juza leave the dorm earlier today I thought u were together lolol

Banri swore that Hyodo was still asleep when he left. There was a lump under his blanket and everything

Oh.

NEO: LOL dunno where he's at. DM me if he comes home, I'll be back to play the event later

Taruchi: Kk

Was he that dumb to fall for the old pillow under the sheets trick? Nevermind that, where did Hyodo run off to? How dare he leave the dorm and not tell him where he was going? Not that he particularly cared.

"Stupid Hyodo," He muttered, obviously pissed. His strides became longer and faster, a sign that he was, indeed, royally pissed at the idea that Hyodo dared to go somewhere without informing him first. Did the boyfriend status not mean anything to him at all???

It wasn't even Hyodo's birthday until a couple of weeks from now, and yet he already went out to buy a gift for him. As cheesy at it may sound, Banri wanted to buy a promise ring. Ew, gross, disgusting, revolting. Why did he want to buy a promise ring anyway?

To remind Hyodo that he'd be there for him whenever he needed someone.

To remind Hyodo that he's no longer a (complete) rival, but rather an inspiration to continue achieving their dreams together.

To promise Hyodo that he'd never leave him.

To promise Hyodo all the things that he could never put into words.

Banri shook his head. This was getting too embarrassing to even think about.

He put his hand on the cold metal bar on the door of the jewelry store he liked and pushed it open.

"Hyodo wouldn't even want it," He whispered.

He'd just think that it was weird, creepy, too fast, too cheesy, too sappy. Definitely not a Banri Settsu kind of gift, but what was so wrong with wanting to let him know that he just wants to care about his boyfriend? Banri felt like he was going to barf.

"He'd probably be satisfied with a 10-pack of pudding."

He thought about the possible alternatives he could buy for Hyodo.

His eyes flitted up to see a familiar set of amber eyes looking wide and surprised.

"S-Settsu?!"

"W-What the hell're you doin' here?!"

"Ah, is the ring for him, sir? How charming."

Banri blinked twice.

Banri Settsu didn't like to think.

He also liked Saturdays.

He checked the date.

September 7th.

He forgot his own birthday.

[vindictes]

[DROPS IN HERE LATE WITH STARBUCKS]

11, 19, 21, 22, 23, 41

11. In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been? – answered here !

19. What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before? – he believes that all humans are deep down rotten (and those refusing to show that side of them are cowards), but in the kind of self-aware way that he would only get into a relationship with someone equally morally ruined. the 'let's take over this disgusting world together and make a ton of money on the side' is relationship goals. giovanni's had some short relationships mostly in his 30's, but they all fell to him refusing to turn himself into a better person for the other. and for his main focus always being on TR. – another big flaw is his constant emotional distancing. his emotions are difficult to read, and his ways of showing affection are very subtle. it's all brief, fleeting touches and occasional nice words. he's more bold with the sexual side of a relationship but hey he loves to taunt.

21. If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others? – he blames himself first and foremost when it's deserved. he would never go and blame someone else for a mistake he did. when something goes wrong with team rocket's strategic missions, he puts the blame on himself firstly because he's in charge. not in a self-pitying wallowing way, but in a 'how to do this better next time' way.  shame is still something he struggles to deal with, but he’s gotten better at it since the HGSS events (which i always bring up because it's such a DEFINING arc). the primary reason he disbanded rocket and left was because he felt like he let his subordinates down, and couldn't face them again. not until he actually understood that those rockets who had scrambled the gang back together from the broken pieces he’d left behind wanted him back.

22. What does your character like in other people? – he likes a good balance of loyalty, cruelty and lack of morals. he’s oddly fond of those who have the guts to talk back to him – yet simultaneously not many get away with that unscathed. it's pretty much a russian roulette but you may win big.

23. What does your character dislike in other people? – wdym he vaguely dislikes 90% of all people on earth i mean. spinelessness. those being led solemnly by their moral compass. traitors. COPS.

41. Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first? – sorry for this one being vague but my hand hurts and he believes that ALL GLORY TO TEAM ROCKET AND IT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE AFTER 20 YEARS.

[bisexualhobi]

https://twitter.com/btsinthemoment/status/1532314796132950017?s=20&t=kfNJ1QfUWeqhiFOpb8ka0Q does anyone know what happened??

wdym what happened he's coming back with the tail between his legs after his foreclosure scandal cause he didn't pay his health insurance premiums