#WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT . WHAAAT?!!

[kipzkitsch]

For Day 2: Role Swap

@jonmartinweek

[floweycidal]

my runes....

they've been thoroughly delta'd

MY RUNES

[l1me0p0ssum]

Wdym there will be an official Lux comic released on July..

[faggy-mutt]

"my daughter turned out fine!"

uhm ur son is whoring himself out to ppl on the internet he's never met (nd he's wayyy too into it) ...

[ivysodaxd]

i feel like she would sit in the funniest ways

[felworthless]

been crazy into tf2 lately and also. watch this sfm right neow.

[bluerasbunny]

hey girl

why the fuck are there babies in your dress

[null-doesnothing]

some Sung sketches for your enjoyment

Im normal I swear!

[strawbyfield]

Loyally waiting

[eregyrn-falls-art]

Just a quick father-son fishing outing for Fiddleford Friday!

(Quick nod to @badwaves for Fiddleford's straw hat and bow, which I love. Used a ref of guys fishing for this.)

[vimflam]

transcript:

JL: (...) I think- you better just tell us the answer, now. we're--

Ella: it's... it's... swimming flippers!

JL: no way!

JF: nooo(!) [JL laughing]

Ella: yeah!

Liam: Benjamin Franklin invented swimming flippers!?

Ella: yeah!

JF: whaaat, no he did nooot(!)

Ella: he did!

JF: really?

Ella: he did!

Liam: I never knew that!

JF: what were they made- what do you think they were made out of?

JL & Liam: wood?

Ella: yeah!

JF: nooo. that- that can't be true(!)

Ella: just wood that he tied onto - his feet! and - I read it in a non-fiction book!

JL: no, I believe it! I believe it.

JF: really?

Ella: yeah, 'cause he loved swimming.

JL: sure! that's right, he was a big-time swimmer.

Ella: he loved swimming and he wanted a way to make himself go faster!

JL: mhm.

JF: interesting ... I wonder how well wooden flippers would work.

Ella: yeah, they probably weren't too comfortable. he might've gotten a couple splinters. [JF laughing]

JL: have you read the autobiography of Benjamin Franklin?

Ella: no.

JL: it's a good book, there's a part of it where he talks about, um, problems that people have and what's wrong with them. and he says- he's working on all of his problems, but there's one that he thinks he'll never solve, which is that he's, um. vain? you know what that means? like, he's conceited. [kids giggling]

it's like, if he could manage to... stop being vain, he would probably be, uh, vain about that. [Bill Childs laughing]

Ella: so, you can't- so he couldn't really stop being vain?

JL: he couldn't stop! he couldn't stop being vain--

Liam: -- whenever you hear that slap, it's me.

JL: (chuckles) that was a forehead slap there.

Liam: yes.

[daily-odile]

Happy birthday Bonnie!!!!

bonus:

can't see bonnie without their iconic hat so have a hat on a hat

[2022dirt]

Landlords will paint over anything.

[slugace]

"The Squirt Ball is Sinful" by Hikaru Hoshi. If anyone has this squirt ball with Goku's face on it, I'd like to see a picture of it.

[imaredshirt]

AU where Gihun's looking at his weapon stash, going through all the rifles and whatnot, satisfied that he could arm a good sized group to track the Front Man down and fight off whatever pink jumpsuit soldiers are with him - and then he realizes with a start that he only really knows how to use, like, 2 of the guns in his stash. His army days are more than a few years behind him. His aim was never that great, either.

He's going to need training.

Luckily, he finds someone who's willing to show him the basics and help him build a shooting range right in his motel.

The guy promises to be professional and discreet, off the books, showing Gihun the best techniques and just how to infiltrate the tightest security measures of an underground bunker.

Oh Youngil is nothing if not thorough.

[totallynotobsessedwithfandoms]

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