#WHATTTT ⁉️

[bitchkay]

Do NOT take me thrifting, you will have to drag me out that store kicking and screaming.

[xndrexcruz]

Unexpected Love (smau)

✮- pairing: joão félix x fem!reader

✮- faceclaim: madison beer

✮- summary: when an unexpected turn of events causes a beloved pop star and a rising fútbol star to unexpectedly fall in love and share their story through social media

✮- warnings: none

✮- author’s note: this is pure fiction, also this is my first time doing anything like this so if you have any tips or feedback that would be great. also jude bellingham and reader have a pure platonic friendship.

@username1

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username1 are we gonna talk about what my man just said a few minutes ago..

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username2 UHMM… when was this?!? (not that im mad about this at all 🌚)

username3 SAY WHATTTT

username4 wait why do i kinda ship…

username5 he’s upgrading 😌✊

username6 MY WIFE AND HUSBAND!?!!?

@yourusername

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yourusername finishing my newest album can be expected to drop later this week 🤍🎶

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sabrinacarpenter can’t wait to listen ☺️

yourusername liked this comment

username7 can we be expecting any feature by anyone 🌚

username8 i wish i wanna see her feature with someone again!!

username9 i’ve been counting down the days since your last album im so excited!

judebellingham can you even play the guitar? 🤨

yourusername yes now why are you hating 😒

judebellingham IM JUST ASKING

@yourusername

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yourusername ackk i can’t believe it after 2 motnths of working my ass off y’all can finally go stream UNEXPECTED ENCHANTMENT 😌 anddd not only that but i’ll be having a tour in europe/the uk for it as well, so go buy tickets if interested i’d love to see all of you there! 🤗 i’m so happy that i was able to pull this off in the spam of 2 months thanks to not just my production team but a certain someone who might or might not be my muse thank you 😉 but HOPE YALL LOVE UNEXPECTED ENCHANTMENT!!! 🫶🏼

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judebellingham so did your “muse” send all those flowers 👀

yourusername wouldn’t you like to know

username10 not jude being a chismoso

username11 he’s so real for that

username12 i love their relationship

theweekend congrats on your album

yourusername liked this comment

username13 okay joão i see you liking her post 🌚

username14 our man is finally making a move 🙈

username15 can’t he just like her post?

username13 i’m just saying he might be liking it since he likes her

username16 ARE WE NOT GONNA ADDRESS SHE PRACTICALLY SAID SHE HAS A BF BY CALLING HIM HER MUSE AND THE WINKY FACE?!?!

username17 NO CAUSE LITERALLY WHAT ARE THE THEORIES GUYSS

@joaofelix79 just posted a story!

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@joaofelix79

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liked by yourusername, pablogavi, redbullracing and 1,156,833 others

joaofelix79 thank you for the amazing experience, i had a lot of fun! 🏎️

tagged @f1 and @redbullpor

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username18 YOURE SO FINE JOÃO 🤭

username19 OMGGG DONT PANICK BUT Y/N LIKED

username20 AHHH SCREAMING AND CRYING

username21 uhmm wasn’t y/n supposed to be at this event too ?? 👀

username22 are we not gonna talk about who took these pictures 🧐

username23 probably his manager or a photographer?

@yourusername

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yourusername fast cars and even faster melodies! had a blast at the event! 🏎️🎶

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username24 spotted at the same event…. is it official yet? ❤️

username25 woww you and joão are both here! coincidence? i think not! 😉

username26 it was not a coincidence let’s be honest 😏

redbullracing we were happy to have you! come again soon

yourusername dw you’ll see me again!

@yourusername just posted a story!

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judebellingham has replied to your story

is it who i presume it is ⁉️

yourusername

who knows maybe.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

judebellingham

girl you know damn well 😒

fraternizing with the enemy is a big no no

yourusername

womp womp

go cry about it ☺️

judebellingham

i see where ur loyalty stands now 😔

@foxsoccerspn

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foxsoccerspn joão félix’s pointing gesture says it all. a win dedicated to someone special in the crowd! 🌹

tagged @joaofelix79

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username27 pointing to his lucky charm? 🫣

username28 idk what else y’all need as proof to him and y/n dating SHE WAS LITERALLY AT THE GAME

username29 i really hope they are cause i shipppp!!

username30 this celebration means everything 🥰

username31 he’s so sweet i need a joão to my y/n like by yesterday

@yourusername just posted a story!

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@barcelonasportsnews

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barcelonasportsnews caught by surprise! joão félix and y/n l/n, from stages and fields to barcelona’s streets! 🌇❤️

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username32 I CALLED IT FROM THE START AND YALL ALL SAID I WAS DELUSIONAL

username33 awww they’re so cute wth 🥺

username34 HELLO ?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HUGO LIKING THE POST

username35 NO CAUSE I HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK TOO 😭

username36 the new it couple 😍

username37 i’m just so happy he’s moved on from magui

username38 as he should she’s a bop 😝

@yourusername

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yourusername he’s got a way of turning every doubt into gold, with him by my side, there’s a story yet untold 💗

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joaofelix79 minha linda namorada 💗 (my pretty girlfriend 💗)

yourusername o meu lindo namorado 💗 (my pretty boyfriend 💗)

username39 AHH ITS FINALLY OFFICIAL

username40 i knew her album was about him 🤭🤭

lamineyamal mis padres ✌🏽(my parents ✌🏽)

yourusername mi niño (my boy)

joaofelix79 creí que yo era tu chico 😒 (i thought i was your boy 😒)

yourusername mmm los dos? (😁 mmm both of y’all? 😁)

useranme41 he’s living proof you can get with your celebrity crush!

[kimsunos]

WHATTTT ❓‼️‼️❓❓❓❓ THE HELL ❓❓❓❓❓❓🚷🚷🔇🔇🆘🆘🆘💢💢‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️

[botanical-garden-system]

Why the hell is tiktok becoming such a cesspool??? Like recently a very popular trans woman who, I will not name for purposes of getting attacked, posted some,,, ICE ice cold takes-

And she posted them on instagram and tiktok

She basically claimed anyone who uses neopronouns or “identifies as a tv need to seek professional help” and DOUBLE DOWNED on this argument by claiming people need PSYCHIATRIC MENTAL HEALTH MEDS 💀💀

She made two fucking vids on this, both posted on insta AND tt

Guess which one was more civil and educative? Tiktok? NOPE! FUCKING INSTAGRAM!!

Everyone in the comments on the insta post broke down how her argument is actively repeating the SAME transphobic rhetoric transphobes do, actively CONTRADICTING HERSELF by saying she believes gender is a construct then turning and saying u have to be binary, AND then making absolutely ableist takes under the guise of having autism.

On tiktok??? Everyone was saying “omg you go” “so true!!” Like whatttt are yall TALKING about????

I’m so tired of seeing binary trans ppl decide to hate on the entire queer community bc they r passing n shit,,, Like this has been an occurrence with MANY passing, binary trans people who have been lucky to have HRT for a while- Blaire white and Kalvin Garrah type shit (cough cough they are always somehow fucking WHITE too-)

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[gamerbearmira]

I have more Authority ideas

Story: on Mirabel's gift ceremony everything is normal except when she goes back to the nursery there's a book waiting for her on her bed. She looks through it and it's a spell book. The next day she finds out she kinda has her own room. In the nursery in Mirabel's closet is a swirls with I huge butterfly in the middle. When mirabel touches it a secret door opens. It's a simple room with empty note books and a desk with a shelf full of magical items. She keeps this secret till Antonio is born. Pepá cought her making little creations with dust and making up little stories for him. Alma is scared by the new type of magic and prohibits mirabel to continue practicing the magic in the spell book. Mirabel don't promise this but Alma takes her silences as a yes. Only two days later mirabel goes to her little hide out and trys a spell to powerful for her. The spell laches on to her and trys to Cosmo her. Dolores followed mirabel to her hide out and tried to save her but failed. The only thing left was Mirabel's clothes, glasses and her crash ashes. Dolores calls for help and when filex comes down she can barely explain what happened through tears. A week later they hold a funeral for mirabel. Dolores is angry at Alma believing that denying Mirabel the one thing that made her special pushed Mirabel to do what she did. Dolores takes Mirabel's spell book and with Mariano leaves the encanto.

Little ideas about the Au: the spell Mirabel that ended her was a spell to send her to the past, she did it to prove that her magic is needed, she was planning to go to the past to save padro. Mirabel when ever she did was to much for her it would physically hurt her and Julieta could not heal them. When mirabel died Bruno's vision turned gray. Dolores and Mariano were already dating. Antonio knows about mirabel but don't remember her that well. Alma feels guilty after Mirabel died and Dolores ran away. Dolores ran away to find a stuff to do a spell that can bring back Mirabel. Mirabel is not really dead but is trapped in an in-between world of the dead and living, Dolores knows this. Agustín,Julieta, Isabella, Luisa and camilo are worst mentally after Mirabel's death minis Dolores. Dolores has nightmares about the night she failed to save Mirabel. Dolores's hand is scared up from the magic. Mirabel still plays with Antonio just in his dreams.

(sorry if this is to lengthy, your amazing, you matter and remember your not alone and people do care about you)

VERY COOL WHATTTT⁉️⁉️

I mean. I do feel really bad for the family, but it seems like some of them are trying to ,are the best of a bad situation. A very bad situation. Or maybe they’re just barely coping 💀💀 I mean Alma must feel mad guilty. Even if technically she’s not dead, she’s still stuck in what’s basically the Inbetween 😭😭 At last she can somewhat interact through dreams, she’s got that going for her 💪💪

Alma got scared of some new magic and her granddaughter got Thanos snapped I’m screaming <\\333

[ilikemicrowaves]

Normal ppl when the miserable character dies: Nooo! They had so much a head of them. They deserved better :(

Me when the miserable character dies: TDIYDD86 WHATTTT⁉️⁉️⁉️THAT WAS WAY TO SOON THEY SHOULD HAVE MADE THEM SUFFERED MORE

[stinky-kiddd]

100 likes on one post⁉️

WHATTTT (I’m so honored)

[ipegchangbin]

OH EM GEEE POOOOOOKIIIEEEEE‼️‼️ DID U SEE THE STEP OUT 2024⁉️⁉️⁉️

IM DYING HONESTLY‼️🙌😵🪦🏴‍☠️ IM NOT EVEN TALKING ABT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN IN 2024 U KNOW ME AND MY LOVE💕💞 💖💓❤️‍🔥FOR JIJI HE LOOKKS. SOSOOOOOOOSOSOOSOOOOOOO 😍😍😍😍‼️‼️❤️‍🔥🥰‼️😘😍🫣🥵😳

I FEEL LIKE A VICTORIAN MAN SEEING A WOMANS ANKLE BC HANNIES KNEES WOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH😫😫😩😩🥵😳😳🤭🫣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

ANYWYAS HIS OUTFIT IS SOOOOOOO COOOL‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍 I LOVE IT SO MCUH ‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰🤩😚😋😍☺️I LOVE THE BLUEGREEB COLOR THING ON HIM 🤩😜🤪😝AND THE LIL TUCK IN SHOWS OFF HIS SWXY SEXY SEXY HOT CUT E BEATTIFUL PRETTY GORGELICIOUS GORGTASTIC GORGEOUS WAIST😋😋😋😋😝😣☹️🤭 AND THE KNEEEESJSUSISWIUSJWJJWU 😫😩💦WHY AM I SO DOWN FOR HIS KNEEES👶🥊WHATTTT I NNEEED TO KISSS THEM 💋😘😽👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨AN DDOMT GET ME STARTED ON THE CUTE SHORTS AND THE CUTE SOCKKS‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😣😣❤️‍🔥 OMG THE SOOOOOCKKKKKKSSS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️THE LIL BOOTS LOOKK SLSOOOOO CUTE ON HIM TOOOOOOOO😭😭😭🥰🥰😋😍😘😫🤭😽😩

POOKIE HE IS SO CUTEEE ANR COOOOL AND I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCCCHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😼😼😼😻WHY WAS MY FIFST RESCTION TO FUCK HIM IN THAT OUTFIT 😀😀⁉️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️I CANT IM SO SORRRY I DONT THINK IM NOTMAL ROUND HIM 😭😭😭☹️😿🔫🔫🔫

ANYWYAS IM GONNA SYEAL UR MANS FOR A QUICK SECONDS😻😼😽😽😼😻😼😸😻😻 BC OMG FAIRYCORE BINNIEE IS SOOOOOOO CUTE 🧚✨💖🧚🧚‍♀️✨🧚‍♂️💓💕🧚‍♀️ HE LOOKSM SO GOOD AWGAUNST THE PINK BACKGROUND AND SURROUNDED BY THE PRETTY FLOWERS HES THE PRETTIEST FLOWER INN THERE HES SO PRINCE LIKE 🪻💐🪷🌷🌺🌸🌼🌻💐🪻🌺🌻🌞🌸👑👑😻😻✨✨‼️‼️‼️

AND WHATS THIS WHATS THIS WHATS THISSSS⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

NEW FICCC COMING SOON⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

THIS YEAR IS GONNNNAAA BEE GOOOOOD‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😻😻😻😻🙌🙌🙌

EVERYBODY CHEERRRRR‼️‼️‼️😻🙌🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯‼️🥳🤩

HAPPY NEW YEAR POOOOKIEEE WOOOKIE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😝😋🎉🥳🎊💕💕🩷💙💛🩵🩷💜🩷❣️💖💛💞💓❤️❤️‍🔥💛❤️💕💕💕

YEASSSS POOKIE I HAVE SEEN STEP OUT 2024 (pretend that its the new years and i didnt answer this late)

ngl i was gonna bite the fuck outta that man fr. like sorry i dont mean to steal your hanji and his slutty lil waist. but he looks like a pretty anime protagonist with that outfit. thats something that nobody can resist !!! (but i have self control because my proofreader and twin flame is hans biggest whore)

I NEED TO EAT HIS KNEES LIKE THEYRE LIL CHICKEN WINGS ‼️‼️‼️‼️ and super valid to wanna fuck him BECAUSE GO BESTIE! GO POOKIE!!! THATS UR MAN!!! UR LIL POOKIEBEAR. he did this for u he did this to be EATEN

okay we are even 🤝 U CAN STEAL MY MAN FOR A QUICK SEC 😼 i dont mind because i believe that sharing is caring and i want my bf changbinnie to be the communal whore (as is with natural selection) so please dont hesitate to bite my pretty baby binnie bookie poodle doodle bear sweetie cakes with cherries on top. hes my fairy princess mermaid angel beauty from heaven itself. ahem. i love changbin

but i also love YOU pookie! i love ur asks i love seeing u around imwheowirhwjej HOPE U ENJOYED THE NEW FICS AND stick around for more 😁😁😁 enjoy your year pooks!

[stargazer4everblog]

tonight i saw orion and taurus in the SKY !!! WITH MY BARE EYES !!! no telescope needed omg 📸📸

its so prominent and gorgeous 🫶

i love the stars

i was thinking about getting an atlas ? maybe some maps ? even a telescope or binoculars?

omfg im so in love

i want to go stargazing 🔭

i want to see the planets and the constellations and every star and the moon 🌙

im so AA its like nothing matters just sparkly space particles

also betelgeuse MIGHT EXPLODE ⁉️⁉️ like WHATTTT STARS DO THAT

[barneysbigstompers]

THAT WHATTTT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[offbrandkyoya]

HIIIII OMG KAZUHA AND HEIZOU??? WAIT, OBER WHO🤨⁉️ AGHHH I HOPE YOU’RE TAKING VERY GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF MWAH ILYSMMMM🫶🏾 ALSO, NO SIGN OF 5WIRLY😱⁉️⁉️⁉️ WHATTTT BUT KEYS IS A WANNABE 5WIRLY SMH😡😣 AND THE WAY HEIZOU CALLED KEYS OUT IS SO SILLY:3!!

🎸 anon

kazuhei arc isn’t over yet 🤭🤭 tysm for you concern ilyt!!! Ty for supporting 🩷🩷

[sho-haizono]

⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ IM SORRY WHATTTT???????

[amazzwon]

☆ — put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity!

AHHHHHHG YOU'RE TOOO CUTE WHATTTT⁉️

im sorry i havent been active with yall... i have an exam upcoming omggggg

BUT THANK YOU MY DARLING RAE‼️

[gamerbearmira]

HIII I LOVE YOUR DRAWINGS AND AUS SOOOO MUCH!!! THEY’RE ALL SO AMAZING <33 AND THE WAY YOU DRAW THE MADRIGALS IS COMPLETELY AWESOME!!

I’ve been following you for a while, and haven’t had the courage to send an ask before, but I’ve finally done it! Your style and writings are so well done and I’m such a big fan. (I have done some drawings of the vampire and mermaid au but I want to get better before I show any-)

Also, I don’t know if this sent correctly the first time so I’ve redone it😅

🧸< anon

BYEEEEE WHATTTT <3333 I’M GONNA CRY I’M AO GLAD YOU KOVE MY STUFF 🫣🫣 I’ll be sure to keep providing content 🤓🤓

I’m so glad you sent an ask, I love seeing stuff like this sent to me, really makes my day <3333 I’m so glad you like my style and my goofy writings. I love writing and drawing, some of my favorite activities 🤭🤭💪💪 ALSO??? IF YOU HAVE ART, I WOUKD LOVE TO SEE IT⁉️⁉️⁉️ I mean only if you want. Totes understandable if you don’t. BUT IF YOU DO I WOULD DIE <3333 ESPECIALLY VAMPIRE AU WHICH I NEED TO DO CONTENT FOR RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅

[dailypenpen]

Hello! It was an honor to play with you this EBG. :) I hope I'll see you around! - 🎩

WHATTTT THE SIGMA⁉️

Pallad has AMAZING luscious brown hair on top

[mashedpotatosinacup]

AMERICAN IDIOT IS A MUSICAL TOO WHATTTT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️