Who the fuck and WHEN the fuck was one of Agent's placeholder names "Johnny" and why am I just now learning this.
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apparently i somehow unfolled a mutual </3 thisbis so sad
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PAUSE. I HAVE. 723 FOLLOWERS ON THIS BLOG?!?!?!?? THE LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS AT 250?!??!?! WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM
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Mfw I draw an old OLD oc and she looks a million times better than she originally did
Hindsight and art skills go a long way huh?
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what the fuck august is almost over?
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Her (ANOTHER POEM I FORGOT ABOUT)
I forgot how good
Her hands felt on my body
Loving me so softly
That I felt as fragile
And vulnerable
As I could ever be
Tenderly tracing
Her delicate hands along
My quivering form,
Breathing me in
with so much desperation
That there was no oxygen left for me
Just her
Just her.
In a room full of everything,
She was all that mattered
But with the way she looked at me,
It seemed she thought of nothing else
But my flushed skin against hers
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goodbye everybody see you never again
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I’d like to know when and how I made this
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ARE YOU SHITTING MY DICK
THANK YOU @joerooty FOR ALERTING ME TO THIS
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Hitting you with my golf cart (affectionate)
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what i find funny is that the scratch team uses fucking tumblr for their blog posts
i am not joking. go on the scratch website and right click on a blog image and click "copy image link" and paste it into the address bar.
it will redirect to the tumblr site. this very site that we post on.
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Nothing reminds me that I’m 31 like moving 200ish pounds of dirt.
I’m sore and the only thing that will fix it is stretching and then laying flat on the ground
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funniest news blurb i've ever seen actually. "there was a plot to kill trump last weekend. no not that one. totally different one. we figured out about it beforehand though so we heightened security at the rally. yeah that rally. yeah the one where-- yeah. yeah that one."
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