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femmesandhoney · 29 days
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us to the dog trainer: hes weird like he won't really jump onto the couch when we want him to he just puts his front paws up but he knows how to jump up onto shit
trainer: and you...want him on the couch? (double checking cause im sure many people hire trainers to help their dogs not be on furniture)
us: yeah 🥺?? easier to pet him
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amphibiahawks321 · 1 month
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No....No this can't be the end.... NO...NOOOO!!!
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erikaafernns · 2 months
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TFW you realize there is no House of the Dragons Sunday anymore and you gotta wait A WHOLE TWO FXCKING YEARS for season 3!
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anotherrosesthatfell · 10 months
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You know what- I gave up on drawing these so here the drafts 😭💀
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rustchild · 3 months
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i should be on a mountain right now. i should be in the woods. literally what the fuck am i doing and why am i not in a lake
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hexjulia · 3 months
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Magnolia tripetala fruit is so uncomfortable to look at
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catnippackets · 1 year
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I love waking up and having to block 20+ bots this website works so well
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emily-mooon · 3 days
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nobody click on my blog till I find an icy ocean header cause right now I cannot find one that’s good
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aureamediocritasi · 6 months
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Magic Anon! You have cat ears and a tail for three days. Do what you will with that.
oh so you all hate me and want me to die. ok i get it.
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lumimis · 10 months
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got a dress for christmas and haven't been able to try it on because It's For Christmas but also so many cute dresses i've seen have the fuckijg biggest v neck ever i don't want ANYONE to see my CHEST!!!!!!
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haemosexuality · 25 days
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that r/programmerhumor insane volume thingies post is breaking my app 😖
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aliendeity · 1 year
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love the phrase “violently ill” because it’s twofold: there is violence upon my body and it makes me feel violent
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lithominium · 1 year
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Dear trans folk: stop using fucking phrenology to argue you dont pass
“Wahh Wahh scientifically i dont pass because my brow sticks out too far” stop skull measuring yourself and be happy!!
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lascapigliata · 4 months
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it’s such a crime that old youtube title cards have been lost in favor of helvetica and that one undertale song while meanwhile in 2009 or whatever people were pouring their heart and soul into windows movie maker titles…
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rosemelodyshah · 4 months
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@lemongrass77777
These tag of yours just started a war inside my mind
because I love grey/dark James who would not only not be bothered by the death of someone like Snivillus
But also take part in it and definetely bury it
But then the thought of James stopping the murder because and getting Snape to owe him anything or simply just bc he doesn't want to kill is just..
But then there's the I won't let him do the murder I want to do it myself/want to save him from having murder on his hands
But then him stopping the murder then bc he plans to do much much words then death to him
Or then ARGH you just gave me so many diff What ifs I'm dying
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porschekinn · 5 months
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pete is a taurus I just know this
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