#WHY ATARI? WHY?

[cutiecookiecreme]

Wish the Sandlot Sluggers/Rookie Rush designs for the Backyard Sports kids were more cartoony than realistic.

Just imagine an AU where everything’s the same except that Sandlot Sluggers/Rookie Rush and Baseball/Basketball 2015 looked less ugly?

[nintendo-killed-atari]

Bandersnatch Fandom, I present to you, the worst idea I’ve made for this fandom

Colin Ritman Nerd emoji

[coolseabird]

Love this channel. He just plays tons of great music using an Atari 8 bit computer.

[fleshandwires]

having regrets.

[ella-chan-or-evelynp]

I have a bit of a reminder that Atari has a cat mouth in his high model

Just look at him, look at his silly cat mouth

Catari :3

[dilfsuzanneyk]

i should get like. a proper atari. will it actually work? god knows but it'd be cool wouldn't it

[frowardcoast440]

How does this happen.

[thadeeliv]

time for everybody's favorite game show, "is it executive dysfunction or ennui"

[zashyboo]

nobody asked but here my wrapped since its that time of the year

i wish SoundCloud did it like this too 😔

[genderlesscow]

bro wtf goin on with steam today

[nintendo-killed-atari]

nice cup of tea. 👁☕️

[tesseractis]

god i rlly gotta expand the bios for my other beans here :pensive: but ughhh making ref sheets is a pain,,,

[gentleoverdrive]

(201/?) Of knowing that right now is all that matters.

Not enough people talk about or write about bodily functions, unless you're in a movie produced, written or directed by one of Judd Apatow's boring-ass cadre of dullards. Or that one writer/director lady whose name constantly escapes me. ---- I'm often left wondering why. Do you know how weird it is that not that many people write about the sliminess of the saliva and/or snot left on the palm of your hands, on your sleeve or handkerchief after you sneeze? I often proofread a bunch of smut-laden content for publication, and it shocks me how little people talk about queefing. ---- We're not talking about anything super gross here. Shit, do you know how rare is it for me to read about characters washing/wiping off the rheum off their eyes? Not often enough, I tell you! Stop being afraid of the way your body works, dumbass! Write about body odors, write about the squishy feeling after you run on the wet grass barefoot. Talk about farting in less that boilerplate comedic manners. ---- You see where I'm getting with this? Stop being afraid of writing that, capisce? How else are you gonna earn them big bucks? By writing a compelling narrative? NOT STINKING LIKELY!* Now that Joss Whedon's idiotic brand of pseudo witticisms has been weakened, let's finish fucking burying it and writing actual witty characters, shall we? See ya' later! ---- *(This was a joke. I bet your writing is fine. Just keep writing)

[carrotkicks]

some Post-Scoop Mike + fill-in-the-blanks headcanons

more brainworms below the cut <3

OKOK about those Custom Night headcanons: Michael gets fired from Freddy's (1987 & 1992) because of "tampering with the animatronics" which only happens after the custom nights -> changing the animatronics AI settings is the aforementioned "tampering."

"Putting someone back together" assumedly means that the souls possessing each animatronic are in control of the robots without their endo's AI programming getting in the way. In Sister Location Michael put Elizabeth back together by removing Baby's AI chip, allowing her to "be free."

But in terms of Michael's current experience, he doesn't really know how remnant work yet (he doesn't know that to remove possession he needs to do things -- Happiest Day-- in the Flipside AND burn the metal) All he's got so far as to "The endo-programming has some kind of control over possession"

Which is why he tries changing the settings/internal components of the Animatronics of FNaF 1&2 instead of just going straight to arson like he does in FnaF 3

Then again Mike is like.. a cranky 50-something year old by then. he ain't having it with the clean and neat way.

If you guys have seen the Gibi's Good Idea Bad Idea mega lore video, the entire dual-narrative concept where Cassidy operates in the Flipside/atari minigame spirit realm while Mike works the Nights and fixes things in the physical realm. Literally makes me vibrate because YEAH that literally makes so much sense!!!! Golden Freddy and Mike working in parallel has always made sense. FNaF 1 being when they team up. Yeah.. yes. I just feel so insane about that concept, it's become a fundamental part of my understanding of this series.

Also I like his video because he ACTUALLY acknowledges the Flipside as a big part of the world in his version of the lore because the only thing i know of that actually does that is DSAF. f-ing dsaf...

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have several more gay covers type songs if you want recs, it's actually kinda hard to find good covers and sadly I always seem to luck out on the ones I want the most but I've built up a good amount of them over the years (though they're biased towards pop/ dance and alt/ rock but not exclusively them) and some can't be found on spotify but are on youtube.

Gay for Guys:

The Boys of Summer by The Ataris

Mr. Sandman by Flash Mob Jazz

He's Funny That Way by Bob Dylan

Santa Baby by Nathaniel Rateliff

Bleeding Love by Marcos Veiga

Good 4 U by Our Last Night

Driver's License by jxdn

Murder on the Dancefloor by Royel Otis

Stacey's Dad by Sub-Radio

I Kissed a Boy by Jupither

How to be a Heartbreaker by Dean  Geyer

Bad Guy by The Interrupters (the one from The Umbrella Academy)

Gay for Girls (the songs just sound too good not to include even if they're not for you):

Everybody Talks by Postmodern Jukebox (the one by Michaela Paige)

You Shook Me All Night Long and Teenage Dirtbag by First To Eleven

Jessie's Girl and Scotty Doesn't Know by Cassidy Mackenzie

She Said (Big Jet Plane) by TRINIX

MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) by Rain Paris

Idk why I never considered teenage dirtbag being covered by a woman before but that idea slaps actually

[its-a-me-mango]

NO WAY, THEY TURNED THE ATARI 2600 INTO A WOMAN!!!!!!!! Why is she so Nintendo coded and blue.