#Wan dazai

[sproutzai]

look at this tiny thing. puts him in jar and shakes him vigorously.

[wonder-and-wildflowers]

Dazai's response to people asking about his bandages in both main manga and the wan manga is so dramatic lmfao

[sunsetsushiii]

Wan Dazai's daily basis.

[hello0person]

Dazai

[starracoonagain]

I love wan Dazai

[dazaismustybandages]

Cuz I’m an international super spy…. SUPER SPY

[carbonateds-oda]

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

[hesbianyaoi]

thank goodness for bsd wan and the existence of teacher dazai. where would i be without you

based on a real-life conversation that happened with me and my students when i was a kindergarten teacher. very small children are some of the most ruthless and funny people i've ever met. it's an absolutely lawless land in the classroom (they were very sweet though!)

[etrevil]

Kouyou: I know what you are.

NO PURSUING 😭 in a burning building, skk will still be drawn to each other, so much so it's become a work hazard.

[liesweliveby]

no no no okay im making an actual post about this. "I wish he would disappear from my sight but if he does I fear there would be even worse fallout to result" CRINGE EMBARRASSING DEVASTATING DAZAI WHAT do you MEAN "if he does I fear there would be even worse fallout" what is WRONG with you. just admit you don't actually want him to disappear from your sight. you're so cringe. he's so cringe you guys.

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Guys they are beta reading each others fics

[thedarkdisgrace]

The fact wan Dazai labels the things he writes about Chuuya as poems, him thinking writing anything about Chuuya is poetry, why is he like this 😭

[bungoautismspectrum]

I feel like something that’s overlook in this scene is the fact Dazai barked realistically enough for Chuuya to think it was an actual dog.

We know what you are.

[videogamelover99]

Guys Chuuya's feelings toward Dazai must be so absolutely incomprehensible right? Right??

Like, you meet this kid who insults you and acts all intellectually superior and then turns around and defends you in front of your friends. Is like "Let's kill this dude together" after which you demand him explain why he's so gung ho about living suddenly, and seem to be satisfied with his answer?? So you put your life in this asshole kid's hands and he comes through. You did it. You defeated the bad guy.

Then this kid turns about and reveals he was playing you and your friends the whole time, and blackmails you with your friends' lives (friends who stabbed you literally in the back like 10 seconds ago, it was a really shitty day). You join the mafia but you pretend somehow you did it of your own volition and not because of the manipulations of this kid.

Fast forward a year later, you make new genuine friends who die immediately by some French asshole trying to control your life, and the shitty manipulative kid is back, saves you from imploding on yourself and carries you all the way to your dying friends so you could say goodbye, running off before you can stop him. Goes completely AWOL when you need him for your plan to kill the French asshole, shows up AGAIN to the place you'd just been tortured in. You decide the only reasonable way to deal with this is to tie him to a pole and spin him around until he's sick, and he 100% agrees. You come up with a plan to finally beat the French asshole. Oops the plan backfires. Now you gotta trust the shitty manipulative kid with your life so you can save the city and maybe the world. Somehow everything works out.

Oh, not to mention the horrible hallucinations you had of this kid claiming you're just like him.

He caused your friends to abandon you. He plays arcade games with you every Sunday. He is the worst version of yourself. He is a menace. You trust him with your life. He claims to want to brainwash you into being your maid. He drew you into the mafia only to ditch you three years later. How Chuuya doesn't have an aneurysm every time Dazai is mentioned I don't know.

[hello0person]

Dazai, with a cat

[gxretoons]

Slayed