#What are all these knobs?

[moonblastthisbitch]

Am I the only one who completely misunderstood the plot of ToA when I first heard about it? Like "Apollo turns into a sixteen-year old mortal" put the idea of him in secondary school in my head not deadly quests. It was still entertaining either way but now I really want a fic of Apollo trying to navigate school instead of his whole life being threatened 24/7.

[goatsandgangsters]

OBSESSED with the costuming choice of giving him the same color palette of teal over olive for both Sturmhond and Nikolai, but with very different style garments

(also love the choice of olive for the under layer, for that First Army symbolism. also very Ravkan Colors of him)

(also also Nikolai having the same color palette as Sturmhond but way more muted/less vibrant is So Much)

[a-a-a-anon]

the fact eddie constantly thinks richie is trying to fuck him

[richie thrusts his hand out] [eddie shields his dick] "what are you doing now??" "happy birthday to me.." "oh! phew, i see..."

"hey, I've just had a great idea! come with me to the lavatories!" "that's not a great idea, that's the same cheap trick you try every saturday night!"

"so there's only one sleeping bag? "it would appear so, yes." [eddie says suggestively/defensively:] "ooh yeah, I get it..."

"do us a favour, me old pal. grab a hold of my drawstring and give it a bloody good yank" "i beg your pardon???"

"i'm going to get me some liposuction!" "not from me you're not, matey!"

etc etc

is suspicious considering that he tried to fuck richie in season One episode One.... why is this constantly on your mind sir

[kiwiplaetzchen]

A-and how does one protect their k-knob?

My dear Anon,

to safeguard your knob, treat it like royalty! Crown it with a trusty helmet, armour it with layers, and no, not layers of love. Remember, a protected knob is a happy knob, and a happy knob makes for a delightful day!

Wrap it up: No, not with a bow, silly! Use a trusty rubber knob (or knob-dom, if you will) to shield it from unwanted, pathetic grabdaddlers (don't confuse it with grabdaddies, honey). Safety first, right?

Dress to Impress: Give your knob a snazzy makeover! Make your knob feel cosy. Think of it as haute couture for your knob – chic AND practical!

And voilà! Your knob is now cosy and secure, ready for any adventure. 😌

[constantvariations]

Okay so, I like that Professor Rumpel is both Rumpelstiltskin and the miller's daughter-turned-queen, and that her weapon invokes the spindlewheel from the tale, but the guessing of the name is so utterly lazy that I could chew glass

Spoilers for Before the Dawn btw

It literally comes out of nowhere. There is no buildup to the mystery of Professor Rumpel's name; she just randomly says at the start of the fight that if Fox, Neptune, or Yatsuhashi can guess her name that she'll let them go chase the Crown

It would have been so easy, too! Just have it be Rumpel's game whenever the students want something. Late to class and don't want extra homework as punishment? Guess her name and you're free. Got caught getting handsy in an inconvenient spot? Guess her name and she'll let you off with a warning. Hell, have some of the staff lean into it for comedy and comradery

This would naturally set up why Rumpel would offer an easy out to the fight and establish how steep a demand that is for our heroes. If no one's guessed her name in the many years she's been at Shade, what hope do they have of figuring it out in the next five minutes?

But, no. We get zero setup and the payoff doesn't even land! They guess her name and Rumpel attacks Neptune anyway. Right in front of the whole school, including Headmaster Theodore! In what world does that make sense? I get that she's desperate, but it feels contrived so Yastuhashi can do his thing and accidentally break the mind control

These books honestly read like a first draft of a story that really could've been something if more time and attention had been given. Rwby in a nutshell, eh?

[decepti-geek]

for all that I love Ghosts, I've been getting a very different kind of joy out of watching uploads of a very, very similar show on youtube - The Ghosts of Motley Hall.

Like, a setup where the ghosts actually mostly like each other from the off, so that a huge chunk of the dialogue just goes towards establishing more and more of their meandering, idiosyncratic shared history (especially because the budget was clearly about £1.50 so they have to establish most things through dialogue)... that has its own kind of charm.

[cargopantsprentiss]

The thing I will never understand about any fandom in general is the amount of time people waste posting about how much they hate a thing or arguing with people over how much they hate a thing. Like… okay? I don’t go looking for posts about the shows and movies I dislike to engage with them because I like having fun and engaging in posts about - this might come as a shock - things I *do* like instead.

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

Sitting in annual training and during the sexual harassment class all I can think of is the poor AFC Richmond HR coordinator when they found out Roy Kent tied a bunch of dicks together.

[carltonlassie]

[rabbiteclair]

i die and am brought face to face with the creator deity, the alpha and the omega, the source of all objective truth, and I am given the opportunity to ask one question and receive an honest answer

my question is: "you know when like an EDM DJ is doing a live set, how they're always standing there holding one side of their headphones up to their ear while they kinda groove along with it, and with their other hand they occasionally reach down and thoughtfully tweak some knobs or whatever? what percentage of those tweaks are just them going 'uhhh shit everyone's watching me, better act like I'm doing something up here'?"

the prime mover, the font from which all substance flows, thunders "I MEAN IF IT'S OLD SCHOOL DANCE HALL KINDA GABBA OR PROGRESSIVE TRANCE OR SOMETHING, MAYBE 5% TOPS, BUT THAT 300+ BPM STUFF? 20, 30% SOMETIMES."

enlightened, i ascend to a higher plane

[according2thelore]

Four SPN characters of your choice are in a bake-off. The category is "Cake That Represents One Of Your Fellow Contestants". What do they all make?

Dean: tries his best bc he's competitive as shit. the only experience he's had with this is one time making a box cake for sam's eighth birthday and he almost burnt the cabin down bc he got sucked into a marathon of confessions of crime. he makes cupcakes to represent garth because "he's y'know...all *makes a face*" he does not elaborate further. they're strawberry flavored. he puts sprinkles on them. garth cries. they (awkwardly) hug it out, and dean's still got a bandage wrapped around his hand because he tried to use a knife to open the icing. he comes in second.

Cas: doesn't understand the assignment. makes devil's food cake to represent sam (the guest judge and not a part of the competition) from a box recipe but it's ossified. literal charcoal. didn't know how to use the oven, realized when he had five minutes left that he forgot to turn it on and blasted his grace at it with the power of fourteen suns. presents it to sam with a proud look on his face.

"it is because you're made for the devil. but sweet. and i think chocolate." he comes in third by default.

Garth: watches the great british bake-off with his nana, so he knows his way around tarts, treacles, cheesecakes, danishes, breads, biscuits, and custard slices. he makes cherry coffee cake. he captures the essence of dean's soul in confectionary.

"it seems easy, but it's got layers. it goes great with coffee, is a little rough around the edges, but genuinely has a good center. i also included cherries because they're his favorite fruit!" (no one knows how he knows this)

sam seems genuinely annoyed by this. he's even more pissed when they taste a-fucking-mazing. he wins even though sam gave him a 3 out of 5 for presentation.

Crowley: buys a vanilla sheet cake from the local bakery to represent Cas. doesn't even try to dress it up, just puts it on the table with a blasé grin. he didn't even take the plastic case off.

"ahh, y'know. bland. appealing to the masses. says it's one thing on the box but if you cut 'er open, deep down, it's just donkey testicles."

he gets disqualified because he did not bake anything. the other guest judge meg still voted a 0 out of 5 for style.

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

If the landlord doesn’t want me fishing around in their shower vent and cold air returns, then they shouldn’t make them stink like rotting garbage. You painted over the screws so they’re hard to open? Cool. I’ll drill holes into them and get them out with a power tool because the town next to me is having a citywide garage sale and I’m sure there’s some Ryobi in there at a decent price. Your vents are coming off motherfucker, and if I find anything I swear to fucking god I am going to have both your vents and your bank account cleaned out.

[mysunshine-youremoonlight]

-> playing dating sim

-> there is special cg for getting at least one ending with every single character

-> no one has posted the cg online so i gotta do it myself if i wanna see it

-> don't want to date two guys who are adults and in one case also the high school heroine's teacher

-> especially don't want to do it because every protag has become their own oc to me and i got attached to them and i don't want to make a heroine just for routes i don't like and acknowledge them

-> solution: joke heroine who is NOT CANON to my oc lore and will never be

-> attempt to give joke heroine joke name of nonsense letters, close my eyes and press wildly

-> accidentally input "dck cls"

-> girl is named dick class

-> absolutely perfect for the teacher route

-> dick class and her sister penis book who are not canon but their silly names help me through routes for 100% completion

-> name is so silly i almost want to pursue the other teachers just to laugh at dick class again. and give her a sister named cock flower

-> dick class w

beautiful. this is the most wonderful story ever

[tipsywench]

my headphones came in today which means I've spent the last hour trying all the settings on my amp and guitar :)

this shit is fun. I don't care if all I'm doing is sadly trying to switch between 2 chords, I'm having a fucking blast

[lighthouseas]

okay and if i said byler dancing to this in a quiet moment before the final battle

[motherearthsplantasia1976]

i serously keep forgetting that some cars have screens in them like what the hell .what happened how did shit go from dont text and drive to You have a phone built into ur car :3. wjhat