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tagerrkix · 9 months

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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨

#it's canon #source: it was revealed to me in a dream #aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan #crowley is having the time of his life here #my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark #but I put ducklings there instead #aardvarks will have to wait #btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020 #my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart #she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it #I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut #it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here #guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent #guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping #somebody save him #there are vicious animals #and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going #aziraphale #good omens fanart #crowley #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

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seanflnnerty · 3 days

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RIVER CARTWRIGHT & JAMES 'SPIDER' WEBB "Personal Space" SLOW HORSES

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thefloatingwriter · 3 months

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sunrise on the reaping is where headcanons go to die.

#thg #the hunger games #thg sotr #sunrise on the reaping #i think it’s actually a little concerning that this is the first thing i thought when the book was announced…#i have an entire list of victors… i have wrote a scary amount of lore abt them… i am terrifyingly attached to them #but like even the canon victors!! if beetee doesn’t win the 40th i’m jumping off the roof.#if wiress’ last name is confirmed and it’s not lisiecki suzanne and i are going to have words.#(i hc her as polish and for some reason this hc is very personal to me. she also has to win the 48th. i don’t make the rules.)#if brutus doesn’t win the 43rd! if lyme doesn't win the 46th!! if any more victors are mentioned by name i will jump out of the window!!!#suzanne don’t you test me #so yeah anyway!!!!#normal abt them.#(i am not in fact normal abt them)#(fun fact i have a pinterest board with sections for each victor. yes it does have 1500 pins. no it is not my biggest board)#so yeah i am so sorry for the rant in the tags but its my post and i do what i want <3 #sotr #second quarter quell #oh yeah also the first quarter quell victor!! if their mentioned by name.. or district… or anything i swear to actual god #suzanne im outside your window. yeah i just want to talk.#for legal reasons this is a joke #it’s not important that if any of these things don’t align with my personal fanon i will probably just ignore them. that’s not important.#dayne talks

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let-them-fight · 10 months

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could you imagine if they actually canonize sonadow in prime season 3. like. could you imagine. like genuinely. you know. please. please. could you imagine this as actually happening. can this actually happen. can this happen. imagine. please. please. a haa. ha. ha.

#sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #sonadow #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #prime season 3 #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime s3 #tumblr #IT’D BE SO FUNNY. BUT ALSO. MY DUMB ASS WOULD TIC SO HARD I’D JUMP OUT A FUCKING WINDOW #i mean in season 2 these bitches were. UNREAL. WHAT ELSE THEY GONNA DO #these hedgehogs got. the Dilemma idk

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ohfuckiamsohardrn · 5 months

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he's so fucking cute are you kidding me

#it's offensive honestly #like what if i jump out the window rn #i'm boutta put him in my pocket ong #hazbin hotel #angel dust hazbin hotel #angel hazbin hotel #angeldust

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vse-kar-vem · 10 months

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together in every universe. or something

#bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #joker out #im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point #hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨)#<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj #i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now #i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW)#only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert #NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭#what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot #and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit #(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy #but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to #actively seek them out and you know go to a concert #im just too scared and awkward to do it #maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me #i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age #like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to???#like i'd rather go with my friends #but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever #sooooo #not happening any time soon #maybe next yr?? but probably not #unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool #i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess #at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see #(you will know since it will have been posted)#a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home #my art

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tohjwcc · 5 months

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Jurassic world chaos theory countdown

Prompt 2: favorite duo

They lost a bet...

Reference pic:

#jurassic world chaos theory #camp cretaceous #jwcc #jurassic world camp cretaceous #chaos theory #jwct #yasmina fadoula #ben pincus #chais theory countdown #this is ugly af what the heck #excuse me gtg throw my iPad out of my window and jump out right after it #this rly isn't my style idk what i was thinking #i made them dirty #just look at Ben #poor boy. I'm sorry benny

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musubiki · 11 months

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im gonna make another female character that is down bad for taffy, flirts with him openly (post-timeskip) and he has no idea what the hell is going on so accidentally flirts back?!!

shed be like "Wow...hes so tall and cute." (holds up piece of cut apple) "Say 'ahh'." and taffy, who has no idea what shes doing but likes fruit, goes "...ah?" and eats it

cut to mochi holding coco back from violently beating that girls ass

#coco: i didnt know i was capable of such rage...#coco: (turns to lime) is this how you feel when guys flirt with mochi...?#lime: yeah #coco being mad at taffy after and hes like (whats wrong?)#coco is like (fuck you. go die in a hole) (not serious)#and taffy stands there for a bit dumbfounded #next panel is him crawling out the window of the 3rd floor and coco is like (NO!!!!!!)#my girlfriend is mad at me im going to jump out the window

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nerosdayinanime · 1 year

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sabito = dirtbike redneck. you cant convince me otherwise

#fratboy sabito posting #sabito #kny sabito #idk #was suddenly hit w the realization that i think him being a countryboy/redneck kinda crazy is *hot*#[head in hands knees on the floor folded in despair]#i know im southern but this wasnt supposed to happen. it wasnt supposed to be this way. what the fuck man.#sabito & giyuu keep makin me Into shit!! what the fuck!!#i wanna draw him doing wheelies and flips off dirt ramps. doughnuts. taking off his helmet n having dumb lil marks from it.#trying and failing to convince giyuu to drive a dirtbike & instead him getting on a 4wheeler #sab & makomo bullying him for being scared of dirtbikes but not the literal Twice As Big 4wheeler #idk. sabito just seems like a biker in general to me. dirtbikes just got the most 'will do bat shit insane stuff for funsies' vibe to em #all of them are a bit crazy but dirtbikes are Scary crazy. bmx bike tricks but it has a fucking MOTOR why are you doing 20ft leaps and flip #off cliffs what the fuck.#i can see sabito being a little deranged when he gets excited. normal when hes chill but as soon as he sees somethn fun all #sense goes out the window. he needs to be child harnessed to keep him from throwing himself off a wall like 'i could totally make that jump #on one hand giyuu gets life experiences and exposure to making new friends- on the other he has to stop sabito from being #the equivalent of a human lemming trying to throw itself into the hands of death at every waking moment #sabito in turn keeps giyuu from being too boring or being a scardy cat abt things. he also learns the art of 'quiet time' and 'how to Chill #honorable mention of my vague raspy voice sabito hc #kinda slight but v obvious when he raises his voice or yells #i think the sabito brainrot is actually overtaking the giyuu brainrot now. oh no #hes fictional²!! none of this shit [motions to my blog] is canon to him #thasa whole 'nother bitch!! i declare this brainrot Unfounded #wont stop me tho. 'm havin fun

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spiritonadventure · 2 months

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...Londoners are truly sentimental, and nothing delights them more than romance and secrecy.

#i'll be honest the past few days i could only distract myself there was. a lot of things happening 😭#but at least there's ocs (pronounced ocks)#i'm from nuncio the way i #same day shippi #*jumps out of the window*#this was originally a writing project but i got impatient and i couldnt figure out how to get to this scene so i just. drew it instead #only day they can enjoy each other's presence without the threat of mutiny #'The fact that you are both masked cannot hide your deep attachment to one another.' what if i drownred #my ocs #fallon #jumat #otis #digital

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cha1cedony · 3 months

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Thinking about Darryl and Casey. again

#specifically in their teenage years #going on long drives through the mountains in Casey’s truck #listening to their dad’s favorite classic rock with some Indigo Girls and Tracy Chapman snuck in there #Darryl covering for Casey when she snuck out to drink with her guy friends #and Casey covering for Darryl when he snuck Carol in through his window to hang out #constant bickering about who was Frank’s favorite #Darryl arguing with Casey when she’d ditch daily Mass back in school #but always letting her go and sort of relishing in her freedom. wondering what fun—I mean SINFUL stuff she was getting up to #Casey picking on Darryl for being such a goody two-shoes when it came to church and their dad #but also always being overly defensive of her kid brother when she brought him around to little house parties or parking lot hangouts #them both jumping to do chores/favors for their parents and fighting over the opportunity to be the one to do it #especially when it was a ‘man’s job’ or something physical Frank wanted help with #Casey finally getting her hands on a tape of Rocky Horror and forcing Darryl to secretly watch it with her in the living room at night #(<- based on a story from my mom and her queer older sister hehe)#(Darryl proceeded to suppress that for the rest of his life. but he does know the Time Warp)#csotd

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jamietwat · 1 month

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This is how easily distracted my writing focus has been in the last twelve hours

#But hey at least not posting means I can jump around all I want and leave finishing off chapters and splitting things up for later me #Although every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and trying to fill in blanks enough and polish things up to have a first chapter #and post the start of this one just to overwhelm myself a little more with things I should be updating #But like if I’m working on it on top of other things anyway it’s harder to argue with the impulses #As it is I’m torn between talking about what it’s about #And keeping it to myself still until I’m ready to post it #But also I know if I start talking about it my self control will go out the window #Mine

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roseofcards90 · 6 months

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I lost my student id 🗿

#$25 for another one what if I just jump out a window #WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER GOING TO CAMPUS #my posts

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saltpepperbeard · 10 months

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*comes back to tungle covered in blood* hi beloveds

#goodness GRACIOUS BESTIES #i feel like #ofmd s2 wrapped #and then i haven't known peace since <3 JSKLDJS #LIKE GENUINELY #THINGS HAVE BEEN SO SO //SO// INSANE SINCE OCTOBER 26TH #AND FOR WHAT #FOR //WHAT//#work has been the most insane workload wise since i've started this role #i've had to jump through legal hoops/copyright hoops/fistfight adobe--ALSO for work #my car battery died on me a few days after the finale #annnnnd then today i had a nonrepairable flat tire <3 PFFFF #LIKE UM #UMMMM???#*crawls through djenks' window* david. hey david. hey #can you do a girl (gn) a solid and just drop s3 right in my lap #because i feel like s2 wrapped and then a singularity opened and spacetime distorted idk </3 #i'm going to need them back in my life so all feels Balanced once more ya feel #...ANYWAY LMAO #the way i've been ~*~lurking~*~ and the way i nearly fell tf out over those rhys/taika pictures like are we kidding #SO I WILL BE SLOWLY CATCHING BACK UP AS MY ENERGY SLOWLY INCHES BACK HSDKJLS

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royal-wren · 3 months

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Sometimes it's easier to just pretend like I don't hear Hermes and Athene word-for-word conversations clear as a bell and act like it's vague nonsense I'm reinterpreting with others. Meanwhile, they're loud and with a lot to say, chatty.

#they've been talking all night holy fuck #and I'm barely a part of it and mostly a third party #dorian's polytheism diary #it's like how some people light multiple deities' candles and it literally looks like they're talking to each other and you're just there #as their candles flicker jump and wiggle quickly oddly while you stand there and watch it happen #except I get human language just played in my head in real-time #''prove it's you" owl immediately flies by my window out of nowhere o_o #“what? you asked.”

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dandunn · 3 months

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How's ur day going I just got attacked by a zelda enemy

#insects #spiders #It just landed near my arm and I jumped out of my seat lol #Then I saw the skull on its rear and I was like I HAVE TO GET A CUP #Put him on my window sill and he swanned off #What a jerk #Apparently they bite I'm glad it didn't chomp me

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