#Who’s allergic to cats

[wishingly-mesh]

aaagh silly smoke doodle :) that’s it

[tuphup]

On this episode of 'will he catch a break?'

no

[bonefall]

I have a question: I haven't read DOTCs but I have read the guides, and the guides Grey Wing is my fave and I've been warned he gets absolutely destroyed in the DOTCs books..so, what are the differences in Guide Grey Wing and SOTC Grey Wing?

BOTC!Graywing only has about a paragraph or so of information on him, and it points towards him being an ancient warlord type. I really like and miss this version, because it reminds me of something straight out of the Seven Military Classics.

We know that he was specifically an ancient leader of WindClan, back before leaders took -star as part of their names. Using some simple deduction from the history we know from SOTC, this means he was a leader before there were official Clans, and before Windstar. Just warring groups without borders.

Onestar refers to him as a tactician, and explains that he invented the practice of strategic placement using stones and drawings in his den like a little kitty war room.

These tactics mostly have to do with battling in open fields, so we can assume;

There were a lot of battles taking place in the moor

Graywing the Wise was involved in a lot of battles, so he could develop and test these ideas.

It's not much, but it's interesting. Paints this idea of a Moorland Warlord... Moorlord, if you will.

DOTC!Gray Wing has a couple of scenes where he's talking strategy or vaguely referencing a tactic, but he spends 3/4ths of his VERY short life having meltdowns at the idea of combat because Hurting My Sweet Brother Makes Us Just As Bad :(

(Camera pans and Sweet Brother Clear Sky is tying a woman to train tracks and cackling maniacally)

MOST of his life is this. He's like 2 years old when he dies of asthma and he only started having opponents to plan battle against in the last few months.

Most of the fights he's involved in before that are spontaneous-- and even less are commanding armies as was implied in BOTC.

He also half leads "WindClan". He's a joint leader with Shadowstar for a while. Anyway, DOTC also tosses him a pity mate because his first two love interests got fridged. His adopted kids like their abusive biodads more; one of them even vows to avenge Tom the Wifebeater, a man she met once who got her mom killed.

Aaaand that's the difference. I think it's obvious I like the BOTC take more.

[pickled-flowers]

Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie

[banchie]

he has an army of weird dogs that follow him around. he calls them his children. he probably puts sweaters on them. they fall asleep in big big piles. they love to cuddle. they eat pancakes. how can anyone be mad at this book

[violinist-rachel]

do you like cats

"I love cats!"

"I actually volunteer at my local animal shelter once a week so I get to see them fairly regularly! Truthfully, I also happen to be mildly allergic to them but..."

"Worth- *achoo!* it- *achoo!* -!!"

[cinammonrollpetra]

Bill Potts deserves more attention

[absurdumsid]

ok sorry why does everyone have cats im so jealous now

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The way my hand is perfectly made to hold her evil little head… I was born to love you the way you were born to love me…

[formulaonedirection]

The One Where Max is Still Allergic to the Cute Kittens

Max Fewtrell stream 25th Jan

Bonus

[thewinedarksea]

we went to iceland!

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Ok I just read something that reminded me that Cat Noir in one episode says that he's lactose intolerant.

And I know that the evidence would suggest that this is JUST when he's Cat Noir, but I couldn't help but immediately think of this exact scenario:

(and also I memed it with a Doctor Who screencap, you're welcome)

[seranstencil]

the only nice thing to happen to sou.png

[b-blushes]

saturday quest is catsitting in the most slug mode way possible 👍

[wigglebox]

Suptober - Day 28;

Animal

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

Every time I hang out with a cat, I wonder why I don't have a cat. And then I pet the cat and my hand starts burning. And I remember why I don't have a cat as I touch my face and start sneezing and tearing up.