The saying goes that polar bears live with such an extreme scarcity of food that even just spotting one in the wild is the ultimate "omae wa mou... shindeiru".
I'm pretty sure I won a dance battle with a skunk last night. Let me explain.
I have a cattle dog, and we both keep strange hours. Here she is in all her glory:
At 2 AM, my dog decided to go to the bathroom. She exited the dog door, as dogs do, and wandered over near a shed in the yard. Something was up, though: I could hear scrabbling near the fence that definitely wasn't her. So I went outside to see what was going on. I could not have prepared myself for what I encountered.
Above my actively-going-to-the-bathroom dog was a skunk on the *roof* of the nearby shed, no doubt having climbed a tree to get there. Just as I was about to encourage my dog to move, the skunk lost its footing, slid off the roof, and landed squarely on my dog, who promptly finished her business quite literally having had the shit scared out of her.
But the skunk? The poor, gravity-stricken skunk? It decided to spray.
My dog retreated immediately.
I tossed her in the bath, dealt with the skunk funk, and released her back into the house to chill out. But now I had another problem to deal with. There was now a very scared, very confused skunk *trapped in my yard*. I was going to have to open a gate for it, and I was going to have to be very brave about it.
I once again went outside. The skunk was in nearly the same place it had been by the shed. The only problem is that it was between me and the gate I needed to open to let it free.
The skunk, of course, spotted me immediately. As it did, it started stomping. If you're unfamiliar, skunks stomp to warn you; it's the equivalent of a growl in dogs or a hiss in cats.
The second I saw the stomping, I had an idea. The skunk had just sprayed my dog. They can spray multiple times, but maybe the stomps were a sign it would rather warn me off than spray again. I could use this to my advantage.
I began to slowly move toward the gate, stomping in the manner of a skunk as I went. Stomp. Wait. Step. Stomp. Wait. Step. So far, the skunk--still stomping--was staying away and simply watching me while continuing to meet my stomps with its own. The dance battle was on.
In maybe half a minute, I reached my goal and opened the gate. I repeated the process to get back to the other side of the skunk. Now came the hard part: since the skunk was fixated on me, there was a good chance it would be too scared to move toward the gate. I had to get the skunk to realize the gate was open and that moving toward it was the best option, still without getting sprayed.
I moved slowly to the other side of the skunk, still stomping periodically. Stomp. Wait. Step. Stomp. Wait. Step. As I did so, the skunk began to retreat vaguely in the direction of what would be its exit. HUZZAH! The plan was working.
We exchanged stomps for another half minute or so, at which point, the skunk must have realized its path to freedom. In a very frightening moment in which it turned its back to me--and I was certain I would be sprayed for my efforts--it turned tail and scampered out the gate.
I waited a few minutes to be sure it was gone and that I wouldn't scare it again, and then closed the gate. Victory was mine.
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🦌🎶 The Voice of Nara: Exploring the Unique Sika Deer Sounds🎶🦌
🦌 Step into the enchanting world of Nara, Japan, where ancient culture meets the mesmerizing language of Sika deer. 🇯🇵🌸...
🔍 The Whistle of Caution 🔔 As the sun casts a warm glow over Nara Park, the Nara deer's keen sense of alertness is evident in their gentle whistles. 🌞🔉...
😊 The Snort of Curiosity 😄 One of the highlights of visiting Nara is the heartwarming interaction with the friendly Sika deer! 🥰🦌...
🎶 The Whistle of the Rut 🦌🍁 As autumn arrives, Nara Park witnesses a captivating transformation within its deer community. The rutting season begins, and the park comes alive with melodious whistles of the male Sika deer! 🍂🍃...
Don't miss this incredible journey through the captivating language of the Sika deer! 🦌🗣️...
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Discover the fascinating world of "Wild Neighbors: Antlers, Feathers & Paws Unveiled"! Immerse yourself in the wonders of wildlife in central New Hampshire. Join us on this extraordinary journey into the heart of nature's domain.
Welcome to The Earthy Alchemist’s first installment of “Wild Neighbors: Antlers, Feathers & Paws Unveiled,” where we embark on a captivating journey into the enchanting world of wildlife thriving right on our doorstep at Marleywood, nestled in central New Hampshire. No need for hiking boots or mosquito netting, and leave your pack behind – just grab a tasty beverage, sit back, and let’s set out…
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Unforgettable Nature Encounters: Connect with Wildlife
Discover breathtaking nature encounters across the US. From wildlife sightings to scenic hikes, I'll guide you through unforgettable outdoor adventures in our nation's wildest places.
I’ve always loved exploring the natural world. Lately, I’ve been looking for ways to connect with wildlife in their own spaces. Seeing wildebeests migrate in the Serengeti or whales in Alaska leaves a mark on me.
In America’s wild places, people are looking for deeper eco-tourism experiences. They want to see the beauty and variety of our planet’s plants and animals. Hiking through rainforests…
Discover Nature's Wonders with Mike's Coastal Expeditions
Embark on an unforgettable adventure with Mike's Coastal Expeditions! Our guided eco tours offer an up-close experience with nature as you kayak or paddleboard through stunning coastal landscapes. Perfect for nature enthusiasts and adventure seekers, our tours provide a unique opportunity to explore diverse ecosystems, encounter wildlife, and enjoy the serene beauty of the outdoors. Whether you choose a guided tour or a self-guided rental, Mike's Coastal Expeditions ensures a safe, enjoyable, and educational experience for all ages.
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Last week I had a very unexpected visitor. As I was fixing some lunch, I looked out the kitchen window to see this little lady calmly browsing in my front yard. We have plenty of white tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus) around here since we back up onto a State Forest, but it’s been a long time since I’ve had one venture into my yard. For years I’ve had quite a few dogs here,…
Embark on an Unforgettable Adventure: The Guided Sunset Kayak Tour
As the sun begins its descent over the tranquil waters of Big Hickory Island in Bonita Springs, Florida, an unparalleled adventure awaits those who seek to explore nature's beauty in its purest form. The Guided Sunset Kayak Tour offers a unique opportunity to witness the breathtaking Southwest Florida sunset while gliding along the serene waters, surrounded by the sights and sounds of the coastal ecosystem.
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Led by the experienced and passionate owner, Mike, this tour promises an unforgettable experience for adventurers of all ages and skill levels. With start times at 6:15 PM, guests are invited to embark on a journey into the heart of nature's splendour, guided by Mike's expertise and enthusiasm for the outdoors.
What sets this tour apart is the use of top-of-the-line Hobie Kayaks, renowned for their exceptional quality and performance. Equipped with pedal drives for hands-free operation, these kayaks ensure a seamless and enjoyable experience for every participant. Whether you're a seasoned paddler or a first-timer, these kayaks offer stability and ease of manoeuvrability, allowing guests to focus on soaking in the awe-inspiring surroundings.
Safety is of utmost importance, and guests can rest assured knowing that all kayaks are outfitted with required navigation lights and safety flags, providing a secure environment for exploration. Mike personally ensures that every participant is equipped with real kayak life jackets and essential safety gear, prioritizing the well-being of all adventurers.
As guests paddle along the waters of Big Hickory Island, they have the chance to encounter the diverse wildlife that calls this coastal paradise home. From playful dolphins to gentle manatees, the possibilities are endless, offering a truly immersive experience in nature's wonders.
To enhance the journey, complimentary ice and water are provided, along with a cooler for guests to store their favourite beverages. This thoughtful touch ensures that guests remain comfortable and refreshed throughout the tour, allowing them to fully enjoy the magical moments as the sun sets over the horizon.
In addition to its natural beauty, the Guided Sunset Kayak Tour also offers educational insights into the region's rich ecosystem and wildlife. Mike shares his knowledge and passion for the environment, enriching the experience with fascinating facts and stories about the local flora and fauna.
Perfect for families, friends, and solo adventurers alike, this tour promises an unforgettable evening immersed in the beauty of Southwest Florida's coastal landscape. Whether you're seeking a peaceful escape into nature or a thrilling adventure on the water, the Guided Sunset Kayak Tour offers something for everyone.
So, come join us for an extraordinary journey into the heart of nature's splendour. Book your Guided Sunset Kayak Tour today and discover the magic of Southwest Florida's sunset like never before.