#Will Graham (Mentioned)

[ldreamofgenie]

watching hannibal on tubi is so fun bc you’ll have will going through the worst time of his life cut by the loudest peloton ad that’s also like a minute long

[mismatchsocks]

“will graham is just a sad poor guy who was manipulated by hannibal lecter-“ BOOOOO!!!!! BORING!!!!!!! MY will graham enjoys KILLING and MAIMING because he’s a SICK FREAK

[artisyghostlybird-gelat]

So many feelings

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[twilight-deviant]

Hannibal 3x13 | Daredevil: Born Again 1x01

[arkashas]

Hannibal + the wounds of Christ

The hole in his right hand - Jack The hole in his left hand - Hannibal The crown of thorns - Will The hole in his right foot - Hannibal The hole in his left foot - Jack

[vendettasfanfictioning]

this was the [new something unlocked] that watching hannibal gave me

[honeygrahambitch]

I want to bring up the fish in aspic (fish jello) that Hannibal makes for his dinner with Jack but i don't want to talk about symbolism or such.

1. I am very sure Will would have hated the texture of that thing

2. Hannibal made it for Jack because he knew Will would hate the texture of that thing

[skytoohi]

‘Backstage before a show. To be honest, dressing rooms aren’t much better now, though the rider has improved beyond a bag of Wotsits’

from here

[ananke-xiii]

no feelings just will graham saying "no no no i'm not abused" while hannibal tells him that he's dissociating as a survival mechanism for a psyche that has endured repeated abuse.

[cannibalovers]

the way all the gays have fucked the wrong gays in hannibal is very funny to me

[littlespirit-199]

Trying to Decipher the Ages of the Burns Family from Transformers: Rescue Bots Because I Have Little to No Social Life

Apparently Nicole Dubuc once tweeted that Kade, Dani and Graham are 21, 20, and 19 respectively at the start of the show. I couldn’t find this tweet myself, but I did find people talking about it when I tried to look up if their ages had ever been confirmed, and I wanted to set the record straight, because I don’t buy that for a second. Not only does it assume that Graham earned two degrees by the age of 19, it also mixes up their age order. Seeing this made me wonder if I could puzzle out estimates of their real ages based on their respective licenses/careers and compare that to Maine law. If you’re the same kind of insane I am, hopefully you’ll enjoy my ramblings. It isn’t meant to be academically sound or airtight, I’m basically just here to have fun. No one asked for this, but it is my cross to bear lol

P.S. Everyone please thank Graham for being the only one with definitive markers of his age. Most of these guesses are based off of him and his age in relation to the other characters

Kade

He is the oldest child in the Burns family

According to portlandmaine.gov, three years of work and/or educational experience after high school are required to become a firefighter in Maine, so he is 20 at the absolute minimum (some people graduate high school at 17, but statistically, more people graduate at 18, which would push this minimum up to 21)

We see in S3E3, “Too many Kades,” that Kade also has his pilot’s license, but that doesn’t help us here, as you can get that at 16 in Maine, and we already determined that he’s obviously older than that

We can get a more accurate guess by comparing Kade’s age to Graham’s. Graham is clearly at least 24 at the start of the series (later discussed in his section), which would make Kade at least 25

None of these characters are new at their jobs. Kade, being the oldest, has likely been working the longest, so I can guesstimate he has ~5 years experience. This also points to him being 25-26, however, it’s mostly based on speculation and shouldn’t be taken at face value

In S2E13, “The Island of Misfit Tech,” Kade mentions how well he and Graham did at soccer, presumably when they were Cody’s age. This isn’t definitive proof that they’re close in age, however, it nudges me in that direction. Out of the 4 siblings, I believe these two have the smallest age gap, likely only a year or two between them, because they seem quite close and mention how they grew up together more so than either of them do with Dani. For the sake of argument, I’m going to assume that Graham is 1 year younger than Kade.

Final guess for Kade: 26

Graham

Second oldest according to S1E3 “Hotshots”

Apparently a lot of people headcanon Dani as older than Graham, but that directly contradicts what Dani says in this episode.

A high school diploma is required to get a heavy machinery operations license in Maine (though I don’t think anyone was doubting that he graduated high school)

He starts working on his PhD in S1E19 “You’ve Been Squilshed,” meaning he already had a master’s degree prior to that point

If we assume he took an average amount of time earning his previous degrees (4 years for a bachelor’s, 2 years for a master’s), he is 23 at an absolute minimum (more likely 24, if we assume he graduated high school at 18), but I’m inclined to believe he’s at least slightly older due to the fact that he’s clearly been working as an engineer for a while before the start of the series.

In S4E1, “New Normal,” he finished his doctorate, which was probably about 5 years working on it in total if we count the time spent during seasons 1-3 and factor in the three year timeskip. This is an expected timeframe for earning a PhD, which could support the argument that he earned his other degrees at an average pace as well.

If we go on our earlier assumption that Graham is a year younger than Kade, this would make him 25 at the start of the series, which fits all these stipulations

Final guess for Graham: 25

Dani

She is the second youngest Burns child, according to S1E3, “Hotshots,” and S4E14, “Hot Rod Bot”

I also believe that there’s a bigger gap between her and Graham, because in S2E22, “A Brush with Danger,” she runs into an old classmate that neither Kade nor Graham remembers meeting. Since Griffin Rock is so small, and we see during Cody’s school scenes that his class is very small, Kade and Graham would have remembered him if they were at the same school at the same time, so this pushed me in the direction that they had either graduated or were many grades ahead of Dani.

In the state of Maine, you have to be at least 16 to fly solo, and 17 to have a private pilot’s license according to umaine.edu

Notably, Maine is one of the few states that allows underage EMTs, with 16 as the minimum (source: https://www.healthcarepathway.com/become-an-emt/maine-emt). However, underaged EMTs have to follow a “junior supervision plan.” I couldn’t find what exactly this entails in my research, but we can assume Dani doesn’t have to follow one considering we see her acting alone many times without her father or older brothers around. This puts her at 18 at least. Considering she also doesn’t go to school, it’s pretty obvious that she’s already graduated (or dropped out, but that doesn’t seem likely considering she becomes an astronaut later, and you need schooling for that)

She also seems very experienced, so we can assume she’s been working at this job for a few years. I’d be willing to put her at 20-21 because of this.

There is an argument for her still being a minor, being that in S4E14, “Hot Rod Bot,” she gets grounded.

The mere fact that this is a season 4 episode essentially disproves that she would still be a minor. If she were still under 18 in season 4, this would only make her 13 in season 1, which is incredibly ridiculous and not even worth discussing

She’s still living at home, so she has to follow Charlie’s rules, and I would say that risking revealing Cybertronians to the public is grounds for a grounding even if you’re an adult

There’s not much to suggest her age other than that, so the full range of possibility for her is 18-24, which is a pretty big range to guess from. We’re trying to sculpt with cotton candy here, so I’m not as confident in this guess as I was for the other two.

Final guess for Dani: 22

Cody

He’s the youngest by a significant margin

Surprisingly, Cody was one of the simpler characters to parse out.

In S3E16, “Time After Time,” we see that Cody and Frankie are in the same class at school.

In S1E11, “Return of the Dino Bot,” Cody says that Frankie is “a little older than him,” meaning she is probably only a few months older (if she were a whole year older, they would be in different classes)

In S4E14, “Hot Rod Bot,” Frankie celebrates her 14th birthday, meaning she was 11 before the 3 year timeskip, and ~9 during season one, since we already established that several years passed during seasons 1-3.

Following this logic, Cody is 8-9 during season one

Final guess for Cody: 9

Charlie

Idk he’s probably like 55 or something he’s old but still young enough to be a first responder and that needs a really good physical condition

Their season 3 ages:

Kade: 28

Graham: 27

Dani: 24

Cody: 11

Their season 4 ages:

Kade: 31

Graham: 30

Dani: 27

Cody: 14

[rlnacore]

I wanna preface this by saying this isn't anti-bonezo it's moreso anti tvd writers room.

So recently I've been falling back down the TVD rabbithole and i've been rewatching episodes and reading takes online. Then I saw that recently Kat and Ian were on panel, where they spoke a bit about the unexplored romantic potential between Bonnie and Damon. Interestingly enough, Kat addressed the systematic racism problem in the industry and how that translated to the storylines and romances she was given on the show. She kinda hinted at the fact that Enzo only became a romantic interest for Bonnie because he wasn't as popular as Damon was.

And to be totally honest, hearing that and kinda reflecting on my personal feelings towards Bonnie and Enzo's relationship (which can really just be summed up to indifference or even frustration) it finally made me realise why i can't enjoy their romance.

For me, the entire existence of Bonenzo is just a manifestation of the deep-rooted racism in the TVD writers room. The sole purpose of their relationship was to absolve Julie Plec, Caroline Dries and all other anti-black higher ups from any accusations of mistreatment towards Bonnie's character and Kat. I know that for me personally, the odds of me becoming fond of their relationship is slim to none, because shipping them would feel like condoning the producers' behaviour (that sounds very dramatic but I'm sure you understand my point).

They took a shoehorn/convenience character who was a watered down hybrid of two other significant characters (Damon & Klaus - both of who's actors expressed a desire to have a romantic storyline with Bonnie) and who had already pursued the male leads' mother and Caroline (to no avail), then threw him into a rushed, underdeveloped romance with Bonnie, only to reveal that it started out as a kidnapping situation and that he'd been slowly killing her the entire time (unintentionally because duh).

Regardless of my fondness towards Michael and Kat, knowing that they have a strong friendship to this day and that they enjoyed getting to work together on that relationship, or that "at least we got to see Bonnie happy", I cannot bring myself to enjoy it because it should've never happened in the first place!

And considering the way their story ended I can't say I feel like I missed out because in the end they still couldn't let Bonnie have this "happiness" for long.

So moral of the story, I don't HATE bonenzo nor do I judge other people for shipping them. They had ok chemistry and i actually kinda liked Enzo (probably more to do with Michael though) - I just don't believe that for a character like Bonnie, he was ever TRULY going to be her epic romance...

Oh and screw you to whichever producer (I'm looking at you Julie) tried to tell us that Bonnie never finds love again after he dies and only has flings for the rest of her life until she meets enzo in the afterlife.

[murataesque]

Yes, Will Graham is autistic.

Yes, his psychiatrist's dick is his special interest.

Yes, his favorite stim is sucking it.

Yes, his strict routine does involve murder.

And yes, his safe food is human flesh!

STAY MAD!

[strawglicks]

sometimes i just gotta write/draw them arguing it keeps me going

[artisyghostlybird-gelat]

Falling in love

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