#Win Your Weekend
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#me every weekend having to remind myself why I put up with this stupid sport#Aston Martin needs to get their shit together and I’m not kidding#FERNANDO!!! GET A TOP 5 FINISH!! AND MY LIFE! IS YOURS!#Aston has me so fucked up im not even hoping for a win or a podium anymore just a top 7 finish 😭#just points#just enough for me to not slam my head thru the drywall#me reminding myself why I run this account#f1#formula 1#f1blr#formula one#aston martin f1#aston martin#fernando alonso 14#fernando alonso#fa14#f1 memes#formula 1 memes#formula one memes#f1 2024
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As a fan of both Invincible and Transformers, I need to say that Cybertronians would wipe the floor with the Viltrumite empire in like. A week.
Now don't get me wrong, a 1v1? Viltrumite could break apart a Cybertronian like a bug. But an actual, planet-sized war?
Viltrumites could not infiltrate an inorganic planet the way they can with Earth and similar. Cybertron is canonically not involved in other planets' alliances because theyve just been at war with eachother for millions of years and no organics want any part in that. So, the only strategy Viltrum would have, is to attack head on (and ngl that's been most of their strategies so far anyway. Punching.).
So they attack, they absolutely win the first battle easily, Autobots and Deceptions probably still refuse to work together to face a new threat in most universes (no way would Megs do that, he'd claim they can deal with that themselves). Optimus would offer a peace meeting but when Viltrumites would demand a surrender, that would get blown out of the water, too, and now it's all in.
All I'm going to say is that Cybertronians are way smarter than the smartest Viltrumite. Shockwave himself would whip out a plague that would target their specie specifically in like a week, dude does way worse on his average work day! Soundwave's most basic attack would knock a Viltrumite off of the sky (hell, even his cassettes would do that). At one point a Viltrumite would fly straight through someone's spark and that thing would explode so hard it'd wipe out anyone nearby.
All I'm saying is that the moment Cybertron is able to take a breath and make a plan, Viltrumites are done for. These bots have been fighting eachother for control of their planet for five million years, you really think they'd just surrender it over? To what, some guys that can punch really hard and are slightly tougher than your average organic?
So anyway my headcanon is that Cybertron exists in Invincible universe but literally noone wants to risk getting in contact with them. Viltrum included and they claim it's because they have nothing to gain from an inorganic specie.
#shockwave alone could destroy them on a weekend when he has some free time#give prowl two days and tarantulas and it's over with#even just Overlord#maybe?#send him to Viltrum and he might win that war with his literally invincible endoskeleton#autobots can literally just use some sound defense they have against Seekers and that'd probably knock viltrumites down#your average cybertronian medic knows machinery better than any organic mechanic also#all viltrumites have is ability to punch hard and be decent at combat#good luck trying to defend yourself when Shockwave idk turns the whole planet in a giant gun#try fighting Primus himself I dare you#oh or that time capsule they locked Overlord in??? put a viltrumite in it for like a year and theyd die of old age#they live up to like 15k meanwhile youngest cybertronians are 5 million at least#invincible#transformers#transformers idw#idw mtmte#crossover
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"that mclaren is illegal." no it isn't. lando just has the skills. if ur driver has a skill issue just say that 🤷♀️
#f1#formula 1#lando norris#f1 2024#lando#ln4#l4ndo#i'm not hating on anyone#(maybe i am on piasstri but that's a daily occurrence)#max's race was incredible tbh#lando just has the best car#what can you do?#lmfao i live for seeing the haters get proven wrong by lando weekend in weekend out#mclaren f1#illegal mclaren#don't come @ me cause y'all are just whining because your favorite driver/team didn't get the idea first#and if it was your team y'all wouldn't be complaining#(ie. red bull last season was winning ALL races by margins like this)#(so it's just... hypocrisy. y'all hate to see the orange nightmare win)
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Why someone would need to deny their friendship with Max when the British media ask them about their friendship literally sickens me I cannot.

#‘we aren’t best friends’#‘sure we have respect for each other but that’s it’#‘yeah a title fight might change our relationship’#go and suck my toe Lando after Max jumping to defend your win last weekend#waiting to see you afterwards and you speak to the English media#who you know will fucking jump on this#my god#rambles
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I understand why people keep saying that Charles should leave Ferrari but that team means everything to him it’s bigger than just a team he works for. I don’t want him to leave I want him to win at Ferrari. I want Ferrari to just give him a CHANCE to fight for a WDC. Is that really too much to ask
#for the record i 100% understand why ppl have been saying he should leave this team for ages now not just this weekend#but like….#it just won’t be the same on any other team like he has such a history w ferrari#it is obvious how much the team means to him and how badly he wants to win at ferrari please god just give him a chance#scuderia ferrari i am in your WALLS how can you possibly be fumbling a driver who loves you this much#((then again…i think of sebastian vettel and im distraught all over again))#ffs i wish i didn’t care about sports sometimes#f1#charles leclerc#j.exe
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heartbroken 💔
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*squints at all the newly changed icons* who are you.
#i'm kidding... for the most part hehe#i'm going to scrounge up some energy to write#i am also tired of seeing heroes win every time ngl so i have ideas#a fresh rewatch of age of ul.tron has reminded me#that they ruined the robo man so bad that i wanted to wipe it from my memory and almost succeeded#a terminator post apocalypse universe where ul.tron reigns supreme? yes pls.#i hope the starters i throw at people who liked that one post are ok with me indulging in aus :')#and i hope everyone has been well <333333#3 day weekends should always be a permanent thing am i right#* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )
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im SO sure that paul has a big ass ego like he KNOWS he's hot and a good driver and that screenshot of him talking abt kimi just confirmed it even more😭
can u imagine him being with someone that puts him back in his place bc ok she thinks he's hot but what he has in ego she has in stubbornness???? and normally he would be offended by the things she says but he just doesn't mind bc she's the one saying it and he actually enjoys being annoying and getting that kind of reaction out of her
i just love this type of dynamic soooo much😭😭😭
!!!!!! 😭😩 you're SO right. i definitely see him as someone with a big ego lmaooo like his confidence is just like that. and it's fair tbh because yes he is a good driver and he is very very very hot... and omg with a girl who's stubborn like that? he would be so flustered to have someone talk back at him for once. like the first times it happens he's just staring at her with wide eyes, raised eyebrows and mouth slightly agape – and maybe a little flush on his cheeks. eventually he gets used to it, but he doesn't stop doing it, even just to get a rise out of her...
#im getting the vibes of hitechs radio messages to marcus in 2022#“you keep complaining about rear locking but we can't control that. that's on you.”#“just get off the radio and get on with it. please.”#or mp to franco last weekend lol “mate if you're faster you pass”#i imagine yn being very “paul stop complaining? you're good obviously but just drive better and you'll get that win?”#and him just muttering something under his breath and acting like he's annoyed when he actually likes it lol#im extremely stubborn myself so this made me melt#paul cmere so i can tell you to stop harassing the child on your ig channel <3#asks!#anon!#paul thoughts
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maybe scottie had a point about not caring about the lottery
#like losing does not guarantee anything#but trading away your best white european star player to get a white american star player apparently works#nico rewarded.............well that's one way to win ig#ok back to watching the all-star weekend game bc if i go on i'll just be mad over something i cannot control#xar's thoughts
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sorry to meltdown in your asks but omg im going to cry he’s been so much more comfortable and fast this weekend!!! i felt a pole in my bones!!!! 2nd. on my norstappen shit, max did this for lando 😤
no for real i was saying after q2 that Lando’s been looking so much more confident....... literally devastating. I'm assuming we'll see McLaren putting him on a long strategy in the hopes of a safety car, so even though it's a tricky track for overtakes I think he has a lot of potential to minimize the damage tomorrow. but you're so correct, Max getting on pole after that was exactly what Lando needed
#anonymous#in response to your query#as a max girlie obviously at this point i'm rooting for him to win#as a lando wdc truther i think max leading the championship after this weekend is better for lando than oscar leading lol
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ready to be funky!
#illustration#art#my art#fresh#utmv#undertale au#fresh sans#fresh!sans#fem!fresh#human!fresh#hooo boy am i proud of this one waaa look at my girl!!!!!#i tried emulating that 90s to 2000s whole vibe and i'm honestly very pleased with the end result!! she looks so cool aughghg#i love playing around with fresh's color palette and inventing new clothes that should never be worn by a human other than her<3333#i started this as a doodle for the poll i held yesterday (fresh was winning at the time lol) but then i got too invested HHH#i'm so glad people liked my first fem!fresh post cause istg i'm starting to see the appeal too and i'm scared....#fresh truly IS a parasite cause he's living in my brain rent free rn omggg >:'D#thank you all so much for your patience!!! see you next weekend SOBS<3333
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“Daniel knew before the tests at Silverstone that he would have the cockpit at AT if he could perform. He more than survived the pressure situation."
- Helmut fucking Marko
#this old coot really needs to go into a retirement home and I know he’ll just turn around and say shit that only supports his agendas#but damn Daniel really showed he’s still got it#and truth be told he’s always shown he can thrive under pressure#be it monza 2021 going into that weekend knowing that would be his strongest track and being determined to win#because he knew he had to prove he could turn his season around#and after being sacked last year and going into that triple header after summer break#having a nightmarish time in the first two races including that cursed moment of him sitting alone in spa#but then he gets to monza and somehow manages to get to q3 and running in P8 for most of the race before dnfing???#it requires a kind of mental resilience to be able to perform even when everybody has already written you off and you’re on your way out#daniel ricciardo
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I love not being connected to the world at large not only did I not realize I was going home Easter weekend but I also forgot about Patriot's Day
#lol. lmao even. what is a holiday#i also never realized when patriot's day or president's day were because those were always our school break weeks#(which patriot's day is like a whole thing in boston so people would comment on it being crazy to get it off but i never even noticed)#the reenactments and paul revere riding through were always sort of fun#i only went to the marathon one year and it was the year of the bombing rip :')#and easter was cool and fun when i was a kid and would get a basket and do easter egg hunts but now i don't think about it ever#unless it's to help plan easter egg hunts for kids#ANYWAYS. all this to say that i picked a silly weekend to come but at least i'm flying back on sunday so we stay winning#my dad was like your plane back is going to be empty lol#perce rambles
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was he..........not there...................
#was she just with amanda and matt...............#which like okay cute they were celebrating with her but. girl where the fuck is your boyfriend#my current theory is that she's in la and was just celebrating with them bc they live there >#> and for the weekend she's gonna go back to europe and have like. the proper party with everyone else#including the guy that with this theory i'm desperately trying to save from winning the Worst Boyfriend Award#anyway anyway.
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this mclaren domination shit
#ferrari get your shit together next race weekend#mind you i have no problem with oscar#i just don’t want to see mclaren winning#f1#formula 1
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unfortunately i’m competitive and will need to prove a point
#someone said cardio isn’t a 3.5 on the treadmill speed but anything that is a 4 and above is jogging and that’s cardio#so cardio isn’t high 🤨🤨🤨 UNMMMMM WRONG i take a cycle class almost daily treadmill w a 3-4 incline and been trying to push for a 4 speed (#3.7 starts to get too fast) AND i’m the only one that did the 5k everyone else said that’s too much#it’s like an hour walking 🤨🫵 yall can’t walk for an hour??? like im not saying im fast but my cardio is higher than yall (the people i talk#to) like i gotta get back on my jogs PROVE TO YOU THAT YOUR CARDIO ISNT CLOSE TO MINE#…who wants to start beef w me so i workout more 😭 it’ll unfortunately work#and im not telling this to ppl ik irl#because i will be too competitive and ill need to win#ughhh i can’t even jog tomorrow i have a morning class but just know ill jog tomorrow night#and this weekend#when IS THE GYM GETTING THE ICE BATHHHHHH I WANT IT
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