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#things that didn't happen for 500 Alex#royalty is not celebrity#merch your royalty#just call me harry#using your office for personal gain#can't buy credibility#lies and the lying liars who tell them#unsussexful#grifters gonna grift#surrogacy isn't a crime but lying is#workshy#what kid says that
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William or Catherine should have been doing this engagement. The Gloucesters should be enjoying retirement.
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When Kate and the Palace stated she'd return after Easter, did they equally stipulate, which year?
By Stanley Collymore Nobody, with a functioning brain in their head and who evidently also unquestionably has even a modicum of self-respect is, or would moreover even in the least be actually specifically, or otherwise generally be clearly excited about very expectedly on their part, for distinctively looking at a gang of certainly over-privileged and also self- indulgent; significantly too, evidently self-entitled morons in discernibly fancy dress, standing on a palace balcony! So get real! Since, at best it's simply, pure sycophantic and perceptibly prescribed baloney! Personally, I can evidently hardly contain the excitement within me, essentially awaiting the crucial appearance of a bunch of social security scrounging billionaires, simply avidly flaunting their wealth while also unquestionably so quite self-servingly and most patronizingly, waving at the plethora of toxically verminous, quite evidently bastardized and essentially irrefutably inbred, rather sycophantic feudal mind-set serf grovellers, quite literally, and clearly, fittingly for them simply earnestly wishing to lick their asininely perceived, divine superiors shoes and boots, most assiduously! (C) Stanley V. Collymore 14 June 2024. Author's Remarks: How sad can anybody be getting clearly most excited that Kate might obviously quite discernibly appear on that sacred balcony of Buckingham Palace! Clearly rather ostensibly, some people literally, simply do need to actually get a life! Predictably, Kate, minus her double, will never discernibly, essentially appear for public duties again! And additionally so because patently unquestionably those Middleton sisters were never obviously raised to work!
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just realised— Lottie's hut does have a door. why the fuck was my girl ducking out the window??? 😭
#more importantly#why is the infrastructure of her house like that#does she believe it helps the others take her divine visions more seriously or something#i like to think she directed them to build it like that#and tai was like. okay girl. if you say so#(she didn't build it herself ofc my workshy 5'10 built like a greek god wife)#my little freak#she's endearing in a drowned rat kinda way#lottie matthews#yellowjackets#yj#yj show#yellowjackets show#charlotte matthews#yellowjackets s3#ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ wafflings n thoughts
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This is actually insane:

So all the “behind the scenes” work Willy apparently does that keeps him from doing regular engagements, is actually Willy lurking in Villa Internet forums and jollies at the training grounds.
Nothing says Royal with a small r than getting to lurk around your favorite football club while taxpayers pay for your protection while on that jolly.
And what quality time does he make for any of his kids who don’t like Villa? Did Charlotte and Louis need to stand in place at a specific spot last night while he was out with George?
It’s bizarre!
Should we start guessing what psychological disorder William has? Diana was a borderline personality. A few people thought QEII was obsessive compulsive. Harry is probably intellectually or developmentally disabled.
Should we do a poll on William? I'm bored. Let's do a poll!
#ask#poll#Workshy Will#the lazy grifting sons of Diana#Aston Villa is his TWU LUV#William's Security Blankets#Will & Kate's Covert Separation#William goes Full Spencer#NEVER go Full Spencer#William The Terrible#William The Weak#William The Prince of OWN GOALS#prince william#William The Prince of Wales#my gif
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trying to figure out how to say “yes. i can work extremely fast. because i find a pattern that suits me and then i operate like a piece of machinery. however, when it comes to speedy data entry, my output is only going to be as good as what i am inputting. and what i am currently inputting is the equivalent of a toddler trying to cram a shite into the disc drive of a playstation” nicely
#I CANNOT BE THE MOST CONPETENT PERSON EMPLOYED IN HERE I’M A FUCKING WORKSHY IDIOT#THIS ONLY WORKS IF IM SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE I CANT BE AT THE TOP#finnie shouts into the void
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Work life balance
It is very apparent that the Royal Family has allowed William and Catherine to have the stereotypical middle-class life. Both are children of parents who worked. The now King Charles is an avowed workaholic. W&C are trying to give their kids more of a King George & Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother type of life in hopes that the issues the RF have faced with Andrew and Harry won't happen.
But there comes a time when W&C need to step up to the plate. This lifestyle was understandable when they were not the direct heirs. They are now. There has been some discussion whether ribbon cutting (the bread and butter of royal life) is as important as it once was. W&C don't put their behind the scenes work in the Court Circular. It's nice that they are trying to offer a more personal touch. UK citizens aren't paying £2 a person for behind the scenes.
The adage of having to be seen to be believed, whether in person or via video meeting, needs to be incorporated into W&C's work. They are the heirs to the throne. The UK royal model has always been different from other royal families. It is time, come September 2023, for W&C to step up their game. I've posited before, they are not getting paid to do passion projects. Their job is bread and butter engagements.
#british royal family#brf#prince william#prince of wales#princess of wales#workshy#bread and butter#online video#long live the queue
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#workshy william#william and catherine#british royal family#hello magazine#kate middleton#prince william wales#harry loves meghan#Prince Harry#princess meghan#duke and duchess of sussex#tax payer funded royals
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the way my drive to draw daily finally returned after like Three Years only to then coincide with a job actually giving me consistent hours. i need everything to explode Now
#clai speaks#not to be the most workshy person alive but AAAAUGHHH#i gotta bc i require money. but at what cost
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Appearing on BBC’s Newscast, the sports broadcaster Gabby Logan criticised William and Rishi Sunak for not travelling to cheer on the Lionesses.
Logan said: “I have to say I’m disappointed that Prince William isn’t going with his role at the FA and the history that is going to happen and be created on Sunday, one way or the other.
“I just wonder, would neither of those people come to a men’s World Cup final, would Britain not be represented by at least one of those two figures at a men’s World Cup and I can’t help thinking that they would be there.
“I don’t know what prior engagements that can’t be moved or if there’s something that’s enormously important that is getting in the way of this, but it does feel like we should have somebody of national (importance).”
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something that’s enormously important that is getting in the way of this:
he’s on holiday
Has been for months.
And no its not the environment he only pretends to care and constantly takes helicopter flights & flew himself & celebs over for the awards show for which he stole both the idea & name whilst the recipients were forced to stay home
No wonder they boo him at football games.
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Sometimes someone says something and you should actually be allowed to stab them
#I’m not workshy I was suffering so badly from anxiety and yet I still managed to drag myself there and do it#fuck you.#literally he does not understand that for a few years of my life I was almost sick everytime I had to go in to work
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W&K are really putting up the numbers in Q4 I see.
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I wanna make a post like. Comapring baby doll and behind the mask
#i wanna make that type of post about alot of things. and i should. however i am a workshy lazy coward#me op
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KP sponsored media: The King is dying any day now so get ready for Kang Willy and Kween Cathy 🤥
The King: Living his best life mixing up cocktails with Stanley Tucci and the Italian ambassador ahead of a state visit to Italy.



William: Not invited to dinner, shrinking and getting exposed 😂


The contrasts are stark!
He's probably mentally preparing for Aston Villa to take on Tottenham Hotspur on Sunday.
Maybe we'll get proof of life on Sunday to start off the week!
#ask#King Charles III#comparison#Workshy Will#prince william#William The Prince of OWN GOALS#William The Prince of Wales#Aston Villa is his TWU LUV#my gif
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He has so many excuses not to do his job. He gets his legitimacy from being Royal. Family is important, but he’s using his to avoid work. There. I said it.
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