#William The Terrible

[houseofbrat]

As someone who works in PR I am ASTONISHED at how bad Kensington Palace is at all of this. It’s the most interesting part of the whole thing for me. Well that, and how much it seemingly vindicates H&M and Harry in particular in what he’s said about the firm and the media’s role in protecting the Heir at all costs.

Yeah I work in PR for a public company and anytime we want to put something out we have to run it up the chain - we need legal and Investor relations and executive approvals.

Even if KP and BP had their individual PR teams, which makes sense, there should still be one main central PR office that everyone answers to that manages the entire royal families PR, makes sure schedules and press opportunities and STRATEGY AND MESSAGING all aligns, before running up the chain for final approvals. There’d be a social team and a crisis team and government relations team and a branding team and a general “talent rep” kind of team, all working in tandem to serve the overall strategy for the royal family.

The fact that there are so many cooks in so many different kitchens is why the royal family has had so many PR disasters honestly for decades now. They’re truly doing it all wrong. So many Worst Practices here, not Best Practices.

It really doesn't seem like there is an overall PR team. Just the separate entities

Yeah and that’s the problem IMO. They are a business that should be run like a business. They should have the individual departments I suggested, and even more, working in tandem.

The fact that there are so many separate entities with different agendas and priorities is a huge part of their problem IMO.

But Charles has been transparent for the most part!! And photographed repeatedly. It’s so bizarre when compared to KP, and feels passive aggressive to me to be honest lolol.

They’re really so so so bad at this 😭😭😭😭 but the British public and the media lets them get away with it 🙃🙃🙃

For heaven’s sake. If she’s recovering nicely, why resort to recycling old photos?

Other sources are making a pretty good case for the fact that it’s a November photo, taken after Catherine and the children visited the baby bank.

Does nobody, and I mean nobody, know how to do PR in that place anymore? Now it's pin all of this on just-recovering-from-abdominal-surgery Kate? Why not on William since they were so proud about how he was the one that took the photo? Somehow they keep making everything ten times worse.

I’m sorry, but I don’t believe for a second that Kate personally edited that photo together in such a way that it had to be killed as inauthentic. The pulling of the photo is likely more about the refusal to provide metadata or the raw image for proof rather than silly Photoshop choices. That isn’t an issue of “mummy going wild on the computer,” it’s a larger organizational issue about trust, transparency, and KP’s overall poor approach to news orgs and the press lately.

Why is Kate taking the fall? Why is William such a lout to let an ill Kate put this on her own shoulders rather than admit KP made an error or say KP is going to reevaluate their practices and make a change?

Are college interns running Palace p.r.? Because I cannot understand how they're botching this so badly. If Kate couldn't/wouldn't pose for a legit photo, then just don't release anything. The Royals are basically dumping tankers of gas on the inferno by playing all these games. 

Sorry, am I going insane? After saying they wouldn’t respond to these conspiracy theories, they

a) responded by putting out a doctored image,

b) responded to the backlash of doctored image by claiming the woman recovering from a medical issue was playing around in Photoshop, and

c) responded to the backlash of editing claims by putting out an image where the person in the photo is supposed to be Kate but could LITERALLY BE ANYBODY.

NONE OF YOU ARE FINDING THIS WEIRD? NONE?!

"Kate's Back"

Well, it is indeed a picture of Kate's back

Apparently the main symptom of her mysterious medical condition is that any photo with her in it immediately becomes grainy, blurry, or with people's wrists trying to escape into a fifth dimension.

Good Lord, I haven't followed a disaster story this closely since Oceangate Titan and this one may be even worse. The narrative is out of control and the rules have gone out the window.

They already lost control of the narrative at this point. No matter what they do now, they will be scrutinized more than they've ever been before. And they seem grossly unprepared for it.

She’s not even facing camera, how is this supposed to help? This just feeds the conspiracy theorists! headdesk

It's becoming a PR nightmare that only Olivia Pope can rescue.

Maybe the better question is that people are concerned about Kate's welfare, and most WERE okay with waiting under the timeline KP initially offered that is she will likely return by or after Easter.

However KP has mismanaged the messaging, and with that concern grows over how weird some of the updates are. The article explains why this medical time out is turning into an absolute PR crisis. It isn't so much about Kates right to medical privacy (she definitely deserves that )

It now is about institutional reliability, the heir William's arguably erratic or unusual behavior or his courtiers' comments, the mess with the all kill photoshopped/Frankensteined photo (which has never happened before with a palace released photo), the very different approaches from BP vs KP, etc etc. It's become bigger than Kate sad to say.

And ultimately now people are worried for her, in a way they wouldn't have been, because things have become so irregular and bungled. So the urgency to make sure she is safe and okay has become louder and more insistent.

“CNN is now reviewing all handout photos previously provided by Kensington Palace.”

“In editorial photography, photojournalists and editors commonly adjust a photograph’s exposure or color balance in order to more accurately reflect the scene. Most news organizations, including CNN, regard it as unacceptable to move, change or manipulate the pixels of an image. To do so would alter the reality of the situation the image is intended to document.”

“In the past, the family’s amateur photographs have been well received when posted on social media. But on this occasion, this photo was also released to media organizations as a handout and the palace wasn’t transparent about the fact it had been adjusted.

That will have damaged the trust between the palace and media organizations – many of which, like CNN, will likely be assessing all royal handouts. The editing storm has undermined the existing relationship and when public interest over any possible cover up escalates, as it has done recently, many news outlets will now have take that speculation more seriously.”

[azatas]

"we need more complex female characters" you couldn't even handle her

[dylan-blake9]

My 14 year old ass seeing William Afton as purple chunky ass pixels:

My 24 year old self seeing Matthew Lillard play William Afton:

[keira-draws]

local boy from michigan almost loses fight with his own hand

[seattlesellie]

Would service sub Ellie cum from just eating you out? 🤔

oh… oh

shed literally lose her shit. service sub!ellie all whiny and flushed because just the idea of your pussy being in front of her makes her go ravenous <3

you decided you wanted to tease ellie, make her beg and cry for just a little taste of it, which is how you found yourself with the girl kneeling in front of you, pupils all blown out like shes in a trance, like she cant even control her own facial expressions.

shes starts by planting soft little kisses on your ankles, delicate, sweet ones, the ones that make you go crazy. her eyebrows are all furrowed in such concentration, because she knew it was all about you. soft little breaths were escaping her mouth, and all she could think about was how soft your skin was against her pink, plush lips. “up” you told her, signaling her to get off of her knees and stand up in front of you. she immediately obeyed, and planted another sweet kiss on your neck. “babe…” she sighed. you knew exactly what she wanted, but you needed to hear her say it. needed to hear those filthy words leave her mouth.

“what do you want?” you asked, gently caressing her freckled cheek. a soft sigh left her mouth, while she closer her eyelids, she looked almost… shy, but you knew she was anything but.

“want you…” she answered quietly, eyes flickering from your eyes to your lips.

“want me how?” you asked, basking in the sight that was the beautiful, flushed, desperate auburn haired girl in front of you.

“wanna taste you…” she kissed your neck again, and started squeezing your tits, toying with the hard nipple. “fuck…” she moaned at the touch of your soft breasts that left her clit pumping almost as fast as her heart did.

“taste me where?” you teased. you knew ellie fucking loved it when you teased her, made her beg for it, beg for just a touch, a lick, anything. you heard her breath hitch when you let out a soft moan. you loved how reactive she got every time she knew she made you feel good.

“wanna lick your pussy… please…” she mewled, squeezing your tits even harder, making her pussy grow wetter by the second. she was basically grinding on air now, the hem on the crotch of her jeans becoming suddenly too tight, sending shivers down her spine.

“yeah baby?” you teased yet again, feeling your voice become more and more desperate by the second. you couldnt help yourself, so you kissed her so hard, so sloppy, leaving spit running down her lips, hearing those desperate little moans as you invaded her mouth with your tongue.

“wanna taste it so bad… so fucking bad” she was panting at this point, so fucking nasty and eager to please you.

“let me eat that pussy… please” she said, and couldnt help but cup her own cunt with her hand, her own words turning her on even more.

all you could do was moan and pull her hair, making her yelp. she moved her head closer to your ear, hot breath tickling your neck. “let me lick you… wanna make you feel good…” she whined, and you swore that the butterflies in your stomach almost escaped and left you split in half. “ellie…” you moaned again, so sweetly, it almost made ellie think she was the one thats in control.

“thats right… gonna lick that fucking hole” her voice sounded so cocky, so pleased with herself for making you lose control for just a second. she was basking in it.

it made you snap.

“gotta beg me” you demanded, and left a small bite on her sharp jaw, leading her to let out a harsh breath.

“i dont beg” she teased back, and a smirk started forming on her lips. it drove you fucking nuts.

you quickly grabbed her wrist, and placed it on the crotch of your warm, soaked panties. “not giving you anything then, el” the feeling of the wet spot and your juices soaking ellies hand drove her crazy, a small “mmph fuck” leaving her mouth, followed by a deep groan.

“on your knees” you commanded. she looked you up and down frantically, almost considering whether to follow your order or not. you tilted your head to the side, and she immediately obeyed and got down to her knees.

it was a fucking power trip. the strong, intimidating killer kneeling in front of you, all wet desperate for your pussy… it made you want to bask in it even more.

her gaze was burning through you, beautiful green eyes moving from your tits to your face, admiring you, wanting to ruin you, wanted you to own her.

you moved closer to ellie, grabbed the top of her head and caressed her hair lightly, like a you had just found a lost little puppy. “wanna hear you, ellie” you whined, at the feeling of her breaths getting heavier. she was parched, and you were her only source of life.

“please…” she said, and planted a small kiss to your right thigh, bringing her left hand to grab lightly at your left one.

you grabbed her hair forcefully this time, leaving her lips a mere inches from your clothed pussy. she moved her head carefully, slowly, and breathed your scent, making your knee jerk forward, and moan quietly whispering some obscenities under your breath.

“smell so fucking good…” she whispered, her hot breath colliding with the wet spot, making you see jesus himself.

her hand moved quickly, and almost yanked your panties from your body. fortunately, you were quicker than her, and managed to slap her hands away, making her almost pout. so cute.

“what are you doing? please…” she whimpered. god, she wanted you to take those off so bad. she could see your puffy clit through your panties, it was mocking her. so close, so covered. teasing her, making her go nuts.

“lick” you commanded.

“fuckkk” she muttered under her breath, moved her lips closer to you, letting her tongue peak out of her mouth, making you wish you could burn that picture into your memory.

her wet, warm tongue hit your clothed cunt making you almost fold under her touch. ellie was skilled, knew exactly what she was doing to you, pressing her tongue flat down your clit, licking all of your juices. if she could, this would be her last fucking meal.

she bit the material of your underwear, making you squirm at the cold air entering and grazing your cunt from the sides. ellie was bouncing up and down, grinding on god knows what, making sounds you could only describe as animalistic, moaning and grunting and sending shivers down your entire body.

she separated her hot mouth from your core, and you could see how flushed she was, eyes growing darker by the minute. “mmph” “let me fucking see it…” she said in a low voice. “wanna taste it fuck… let me taste it… be so good for you…so fucking good”

you were a mess, almost coming undone from just her desperate, disgusting words.

“you want it ellie?” you mumbled, harshly pulling at her scalp, making her let out another groan.

“want it so bad” she replied, even more desperate than you.

“take ‘em off el, quick” you moaned, and ellie quickly obliged, yanking your panties down, not throwing them away until she sniffed them one more time, moaned at the familiar, sweet scent like a pussy-drunk slut.

“spit on it” you demanded. she responded with a smirk, and spat directly on your aching clit.

before you even knew it, her mouth was slammed into your cunt. you werent sure if you just pushed it on her face, or if she just pounced on it, you were so fucking dazed, so desperate to come.

she slowly licked an agonizing slow lick from your hole yo your clit. you knew she was restraining herself, trying to tease you back for nearly killing her.

“such a pretty pussy” she whispered, making you quiver and push your core deeper onto her mouth. “taste so good f’me…” she moaned into your aching cunt, so high pitched it almost made your clit vibrate.

before you even knew it, she was lapping your cunt, licking up and down, sucking your clit so harshly, eyes glued to your face. she was studying you, studying the way your pretty mouth formed those beautiful “o” sounds, the way your eyes rolled back every time her nose made contact with your clit, the way those moans were the most beautiful thing she had ever heard.

the thing is, you were so wrapped up in your own pleasure, you barely noticed what was going on beneath you, beneath ellies mouth on your cunt. ellie was bouncing up and down, grinding on her ankle, making a guarantee to leave her inner thighs bruised.

she was so desperate for you, for how good you tasted, how good it felt to have your clit on her tongue, she couldnt help but clench her hole at every lick, every moan that left your mouth. she was eagerly pushing in and out, her clit almost sore, desperate for some friction. when she found it, found that part that caressed her clit so rough and so good she couldnt stop herself from grinding on it, assaulting it.

her moans and grunts were growing louder.

“fuck ah, baby… baby” she breathed out, her eyes rolling back, as she sucked your clit harder and harder. “g-god fucking god” she grunted, bucking her hips back and forth. you were in heaven, every word, every obscenity that left her mouth getting you closer and closer to your release.

her licks were getting rougher, all over the place, messy, drool dripping down her chin.

“‘mgonna- fuckk, gonna -“ and then, it happened. followed by loud moans and grunts and several “oh god” leaving her mouth like a prayer, ellie fucking williams just fucking came from grinding herself down.

bewildered by the girl beneath you, you couldnt help but let out a small, out of breath laugh. “did you just fucking…?”

“holy shit” was all she could say.

“holy shit”

[skrunksthatwunk]

skwisgaar punished arc

[wmnylander]

Feb 17, 2024

[spirk-trek]

S3E17: That Which Survives ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹ ·

[literallycarrie]

tao xu and elle argent in heartstopper season 2

please like/reblog if you save <3

[houseofbrat]

As time goes on, this is looking more and more likely, no matter how much people want to deny it.

This is why I said--back when the news first came out on 17 Jan 2024:

Someone isn’t being honest about what is going on, and it’s definitely not me. It sounds to me that The Princess of Wales had a nervous/mental breakdown and needed to be hospitalized. Except that they can’t say that, so they’re going with “planned” “abdominal surgery.”

"Nervous/mental breakdown" is a substitution for a different, two-word phrase that I'd rather not use at the moment.

If Kate really did end up having surgery, it was emergency surgery, and the real question is what happened beforehand that led her to having such a serious, emergency surgery.

Because that's why they've been lying about her surgery being "planned."

It wasn't planned.

That's why there isn't a real Mother's Day photo that they can give to the photo agencies for verification. Because as Tina Brown said today, the photo they produced on Sunday was "a jigsaw."

There is no real photo because the kids are too upset & freaked out to pose for photos right now. That is why "a jigsaw" of the kids posing with someone else was used and spliced with an old image of Kate. Kate also probably can't fake being happy enough for a photo right now too.

Because eventually, the questions are going to arise about what led to this situation. Questions William is definitely going to avoid. For the rest of his life.

[selenevassos]

yayyy my horror plushies are now available on my site, yow4you.com!!!!

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

I basically don't have the energy for a full drawing so here's a The Family™ sketch collection

[basu-shokikita]

This morning I was thinking about how in the very third episode of Metalocalypse, the guys surprise Murderface on his birthday by giving him a gift especially catered to his tastes.

And in the final movie, they not only forgive Murderface for the betrayal, but also reassure him of his vital importance in the band.

Murderface, you have always been very loved.

[x-endangere-d-x]

so someone made a mashup of charlies inferno + slimecicles, chonny jashs, and william aftons cover and i got the idea to make this

[pancaksblog]

I will defend Henry Emily until the day I die. Every time I see anyone condemning Henry, they are almost always blatantly incorrect. I don't know why the fandom is so obsessed with trying to hate him.

He shocked his daughter with electricity!!! The blueprint is most likely referring to keeping the music box wound up as it makes absolutely zero sense for him to zap her. He kidnapped his daughter in Lefty and burned her!! Okay? can you come up with a better way of bringing her to a location so that you can free everyone's spirits? No.

He let Michael die!! He literally said there was a way out planned for him. There doesn't just stop being a plan because Henry figured Michael wanted to stay. There's clearly a way to leave. Henry just accurately assumes Michael isn't going to take it because he's a remnant corpse and whatnot. The line is literally just to prove that the protagonist is Michael Afton.

The only thing fans can actually condemn him for is what he did in the novel trilogy, which even then he had lost his mind due to the grief of his toddler being murdered and EVEN THEN he wanted his work buried and forgotten about because he recognized how fucking terrible it all was. This is literally in his suicide note, he tells Jen to burn everything.

This isn't to say what he did was right in that book because it's not. It's just...how do you come out of the Fourth Closet hating HENRY of all characters? I don't understand the obsession.

I will defend Henry on my deathbed. You could be there and say, "Henry was horrible and abusive" and I will say with the last of my strength, "No he wasn't you stupid b-" and then die. No, I'll be DEAD and you'll say that and I will come back to life just to say that before dying for good.

In conclusion, I'm sorry you didn't have great fathers FNaF community, but you've got an abusive terrible purple father right there. No need to be willfully ignorant and try to make another father out to be just as bad.

[acrossthewavesoftime]

Comic Sans Valentines: British of the American Revolutionary War Edition