#Xanu and gothi

[artemx746]

can people start obsessing over queerplatontic ships the same way they obsess over romantic ships

[haro-whumps]

@ailesswhumptober day 3: shared trauma! Tagging @newbornwhumperfly also

Gothi stared at the shattered test tube. Big enough for a man. Big enough for a god. 

A synthetic god, at least.

It wasn’t—it wasn’t the test tube she knew. The one she’d sat next to, stood next to, again and again, for years and years and years.

“If you really had empathy, wouldn’t you have done more for your friend?” 

Such words were only meant to confuse her. Sips had already talked her down from it (and since when was Sips the mature one, soothing and comforting Gothi?) (She loved him so much it felt like carving his initials on her ribs, the sweet heat of blood and sunlight spilling over her fingers as she did so) (He’d only ever been soft for Sneeze, before. What right did she have to his gentleness?). She didn’t need to rehash this.

She’d cared for Xanu. Still did. Two and a half thousand years apart, and she loved Xanu like she’d stop breathing if she didn’t. 

Shouldn’t she have done more? 

“Gothica?”

Gothi flinched. Squeezed her fingers into the skin of her own arms, a facsimile of hugging herself.

“Gothica, the others are looking for you.”

“Okay,” she said without turning, “I’ll be right there.”

Footsteps, slow and uncertain, approached her. She felt his hand touch her elbow, a little too rough, then almost leaving as he corrected.

“Gothica?”

They stared at the shattered tube together.

“It rouses unpleasant memories,” he stated, low and distasteful. Gothi hunched in on herself further. 

“Do you—”

Xanu turned to her. She knew she was trembling.

“Do you blame me?”

“What? No, of course not.”

“I could’ve—I could’ve done something.”

“Gothica—”

“I could have done anything. They were hurting you and I just let them do it!”

“Gothica that isn’t tr—”

“I should’ve done something,” she whined, voice pitched high, tears stinging at her eyes, misting underneath her mask, “I should have done anything, I should’ve done more, but I was scared, and cowardly—

“Gothi!”

She flinched.

His hand touched her mask, missing the first time, fingers twitching as he settled it, rough and uncoordinated and finally, gentle, to cup her face.

“I’m sorry,” she gasped, tears spilling out beneath the wood, “I’m so sorry Xanu.”

“Gothica. Nothing that happened to me was ever your fault.”

“But I could’ve done something!” 

“You want to think that,” he said, blunt and harsh as he ever was, but with a tenderness he reserved for her. Only ever for her. “But you could not have, Gothica. You were just as much a prisoner in that place as I was.”

“They hurt you,” she whispered, shoulders shaking with tears, “they never hurt me.”

Slowly, fumbling, he drew her close to him.

“Not like they hurt me, no, but they did. They hurt us both.”

“It feels wrong,” she choked, resting her face against his chest, his arms around her, but she still just hugged herself. “Accepting comfort for this. When you had it so much worse. When I—”

“Gothica,” he said softly, and she let go of herself to cling to him, holding him upright with her physical body as he held her while she fell apart. “You want to feel like you had control in a situation where you didn’t. But you didn’t. Nothing that happened to me was your fault. You could not have stopped them. I saw you, many times, when you tried.”

“I—”

“You are allowed,” he pressed on, “to accept comfort from others. You do not have to be the strong one all the time. You do not always have to be the one who holds it all together.”

She wept against him. Clung to him. Felt her wretched, cloying helplessness, her inaction, her grief, her guilt pour over. Xanu, her Xanu, there and here again, her Xanu, a piece of her soul, held her as she cried, muscles sometimes twitching and his knees sometimes locking, or caving, but she held him up, and he held her close. 

[bookishnewt]

These would make good reactions

(I swear all these faces crack me up)

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Finally watched the latest Fool's Gold ep. Still desperately desperately need Xanu and Gothi to fuck

[misterpseudonym]

wsg tumblr. i just finished watching the entire fools gold campaign series. i’m going to die

[the-chessboard-is-personal]

season 2 time wahoo another damn liveblog am I right??

(liveblogging ii season 2, for if it's not obvious. same style as last ii liveblog)

1 - woahh! okay I love the style tbh. wait. Super Mario 3D World/Initial release date: November 21, 2013. this episode: Apr 2, 2013. INANIMATE INSANITY PREDICTED THE DOUBLE CHERRY???? ...huh. weird. why does MePhone have an app for that? y'know, RESURRECTION?

2 - MePad ? can teleport? ?? yeah that egg is gonna be relevant again isn't it

3 - BOW INATOR?? holy shit holy shit ohhg waow,,there is something in this episode that I want so much. lmao. "umm huh, lmhuehyahahuh.." (<- me attempting to spell what test tube said at the end of the ep)

4 - I didn't think the elimination song sucked.. hey wait why does it sound like they get killed or something when they go through the portal. also where does the portal lead

5 - SEVEN?? MeOS SEVEN??? oh huh. is that why someone who dies in space can't come back? OH THE NO SERVICE COMMENT WAS FORESHADOWING!!? wait why is that how it works. why does MePhone specifically get notifications about people dying. wh- okay?? that was ominous ?MePhone what does that rnean. ..chESS MENTIONED

6 - aaand there's another one. ANOTHER TWO??? .oh :| ...what the entire fuck. and yep this episode makes me uncomfortable. who would've FUCKING GUESSED

7 - oh so THAT'S where the portal lead. ..as down as the WHAT- ouhjghhu nooo... not a song

8 - ah yes, MePhone got The Common Code- oh. also idc what the objects say, ftrEwy7u9iop8oaTE7gI is a wonderful name for a challenge. or a password. each new MePhone gets less understandable because of the "techy" voice effec- oh he's dead. [sees Steve Cobs's reaction to the egg] ohh okay. one moment [walks away from the computer]please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp please don't be like dsmp plehokay. oh I don't like him

9 - ...I'm not crying you're crying.,, uohg this is the second time a show like this has had something that felt like it was directed at me. and the other time was Gothi talking to Xanu in Fool's Gold,.,. which was also about moving on.. is.. is that wh- oh hey a gravity falls reference. haha lol :) ...oh this is the depression eppisode. BITCH -> 🌮 <- BITCH

10 - aha! I've figured it out! the secret is MPABZCEAS!! holy fucking shit my joke was immediately kind of relevant. wha..suitcase?? y'know that voice kinda sounded like MePhone

11 - wHUH SMG4 SOUND?! oh wait that sound probably isn't from SMG4, that's just the first time I heard it. still though, neat. ...wild theory. I'm gonna sound like Fan here, but. "Is anything on this show real?" seems.hmm idk. sus. I call foreshadowing. hokay something's definitely going on with Suitcase. oH FOR FUCK'S SAKE yep don't like this episode either

12 - oh fuck they're in episode 1. oh fuck they're in HWUH ?? ..ohh MePhone hates Cobs too. hey if anyone's read this far, I want to know who's your favorite character from the alternate timeline, because why not! mine is Traffic Light

13 - woahhh MePhone backstory! oh. oh I do Not trust that "screen protector". HEY HEY WHAT WAS THAT WHISPER [turns on captions] oh. oh REALLY. HMM. ...wh. what. what what what what what ROBOT ADAM?? MEPHONE 3???? WHAT WHAT WHAT AAAAAAAA UH OH! UH OH OH NO UH OH!! ohkay this is the panic time, the time in every show tumblr freaks out about where things go CRAZY. OKAY OKAY I'M READY AAAAAA

14 - so the person who told me I should watch ii said I need to watch all of season 3 after this episode. I have no idea why! oh fuck! but anyway. that rneans I'll be splitting this section into actual paragraphs since this is the last episode of this liveblog. (<- said that before starting the episode). anyway.

okay. okay Fan just got abducted. ..hhhow did he know that. how did he know that MePad let Marshmallow leave. .hey hey what's with the shot of that panel with the hole in it. maybe I'm just tired but that doesn't seem..right. and not in the bad writing way.

uhm. hey 17:36 isn't supposed to be hitting me too whY IS IT HITTING ME TOO WAUGH.

"is that what you said to Pickle" OHH DAMN MY HEART DROPPED LIKE THE SCENE HOLY SHIT. wait IS FAN DEAD FOREVER??

wait didn't test Tube get eliminated? why did Microphone go through the portal??

looking at the comments for. tbh I forgot what reason when i saw this one

uh knew what KNEW WHAT OH FU-

anyway. so Fan glitching is. gonna be foreshadowing? oh boy let me guess... uhh.. wait why would Fan glitch. other things that glitch are..the tree MePhone made for Cobs? MePhone himself when Tissue Box sneezed on him?? that MePhone 3?? but none of that has anything to do with Fan..

unless.. AHA!

FAN IS A PROJECTION MADE BY ONE OF THE NEWER MEPHONES

COBS IS GOING TO KNOW WHERE THEY ARE AS LONG AS FAN IS THERE!!

although with Fan eliminated, th- oh there's an after credits scene?

UH. UM. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

AND THE OMINOUS OUTRO THEME. UH OH

okokokokokokayokayokayokay. that's obviously some kind of MePhone. the Meeple logo is there and it's phone shaped, so. that's pretty obvious. but not one that's been seen before, right? like not even a model that's been seen before, because none of them have the grabby hands.

because of the red X imagery I'm gonna guess this one is called MePhone X. and if not, well I'm gonna refer to it as that until I find out otherwise

with how scary that moment was clearly intended to be, we can all agree that Toilet just got permakilled, right? like. despite not being in space? that was definitely. not anything good that happened to Toilet there. I'm just gonna assume Toilet's dead, yep that just happened. aaand now there's a seemingly murderous (although maybe it had a grudge against Toilet for some reason, but I find that unlikely) MePhone roaming around. n e a t .

thiiiiinking that thing is the exception to the "each MePhone we see is dumber than the last" rule that seems to be present. hm. wonder who the Big Villain is going to be

welp it's too late to binge s3 rn so uh. yeap. okay. sure. that's a thing

[bartholomew-junior]

23 25 26... hmm. maybe sips ANd erina And gothi (unless you dont feel like that feel free to just choose one of them cause. 6 entire different answers to think) <3<3

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thank u circular 4 ur boon of kindness. it is appreciated. apologies for the wait, as i had to let the ideas for this ripen be4 properly answering. i’m gonna start the first ask off with gothi from ep.10.

first of all, i just love her mask and am permanently sad that she never gets to wear it again. bonus for foreshadowing face reveal a few episodes down the line and making her an incredibly ominous cryptid like presence kind of. i just think she’s neat. next is erina in ep.32:

honestly i was really tempted to use a frame from when she was xanu possessed cuz it looked real fuckin cool, but i think this one’s more meaningful. she’s sympathizing with sips for once instead of trying to one up him (at least after a bit) and realizing how tough shit must’ve been for him. agh they make me insane. next is sips from ep.15:

from right after he ate bou claire’s heart. the buildup narration to him looking into the mirror is, ,, agghhh. the fact this was used to promo merch is funny also.

now for q. 25: technically, my first impression of gothi was her getting sips to do karaoke while drunk (lol) and that being the catalyst for EVERYTHING (this campaign is the equivalent of a snowball rolling down a hill). but now, it was her kind of managing and trying to quell sips’ anger best she could along with erina.

erina was just a memelord to me lol. sips wasn’t in the best condition the first few episodes, so my first impression was just that he was a bottomless pit of rage. now looking at the early episodes feels like looking at alpha minecraft in comparison to 1.21, especially without xanu or abby. sneeze was just a little guy.

ok freebie question time. i’m gonna pick q. 22 even tho there hasn’t been a new fic at all on ao3 since i updated my own fic (which makes sense considering we’ve kinda already met the goal of the series even if there’s a lot of stuff on the horizon). and i’ll pick all 3 of them + xanu for this cuz. why not

sips: a lot of the fics on ao3 4 this fandom are oneshots, so there isn’t much they’re able to explore if they’re low word counts, but my dream sips-centric fic would be like. a collection of missed/deleted scenes from his early life and time in ammurin with a kind of dream/void/death motif. bonus points if he’s trans

erina: i haven’t seen ANYTHING about her early life in kylandria being the child of busy royal entertainers, hell even her weapons are like a carnival trick, so i’d really like to see a bit of early life stuff again. are you sensing a trend. also her just dealing with royalty is fun and i have many ideas

gothi: early life again. listen she was a whole ass princess who was allowed to exist only because of her rank she was under so much pressure all of the time, especially with being buddies with xanu. did she ever talk to another defective foreclaimer. who are her parents. did they love her. ugh. also, seeing her interact with vicky is something i haven’t really seen before, so that’d be fun.

xanu: listen. i feel like he’d be the hermit on the high mountain type never interacting with anyone like thanos after killing half the universe. also, i feel like a lot of aspects of his character get discarded in favor of making him easier to digest and write, which i’ve done, and this does not do him any service. i think making all the fools gold cast kind of,, mlp headcanon designified is also fun and i want to do it. also bonus vicky

in conclusion: thank u circular <3333333 :]] :), i hope this isn’t miserably long. i’ve been all worded out for the day. do u ever think abt how vicky and sips are parallels and

[zackery-the-star]

Theory rambling

SO a fair warning before we start, this will include many spoilers related to the Fool's Gold series

Also a bit of blood

And a lot of yapping on my part

Going a bit back to episode 19 and episode 20, you all remember these scenes, right?

Well, I'm 95% sure that these two scenes are related. The person that Sips hurt whom he cares about is most likely Sips' mother, considering Dingo gave us this lore in consecutive episodes.

For background information, the scenes I'm talking about went like so;

Episode 19,

Xanu; "Like the event with your mother. So sorry for the state that she is in."

Sips; "You don't GET. To talk about THAT."

and

Episode 20,

Vicky; "Have.. you ever hurt people you care about?"

Sips; "Yeah. I have."

Vicky; "What did you do?"

Sips; "I ran. Like a coward. Cause I didn't know what else to do."

Anyways, when Sips 'hurt' his mother, I have 2 theories as to how it happened;

Either A; Sips royally messed up, whether with controlling his actions and preventing the curse from forcing him to do brutal things (assuming that he was under extreme emotional pressure since he might have just found his mother after having escaped the circus as well as Quinn-Ora) OR from controlling his magic/wild magic, and in the process of royally messing up, Sips hurt himself and his mother.

Or B; Sips was in a situation where he brought another person or creature that was attempting to harm him to where his mother was after probably searching for her, and when this person/creature attacked, it not only hurt Sips but killed/horribly wounded his mother. Sips, being the sort of person who struggles when it comes to emotionally supporting others (as we saw when Gothi revealed her face to Sips and he didn't know how to help her and instead sent Jawbone to comfort her), ran away because he was extremely stressed and anxious. Sips now blames himself for his mother's wounding/death, because he probably thinks that she would've survived had he stayed to help her or knew what to do.

Let me know what you think in the comments 👍

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Oh and here's some fanart I made

[yohohonabottle]

Pirin and his squad play DnD (and some guest appearances) and other funny moments.

Sources of shorts? Legends of Avantris (LoA), DingoDoodles - Fools Gold (FG), Critical Role (CR) and others. What started this? Yup. It's firenation, sending me some DnD clips and which character-coded they are... And I spiraled. help. Fire, I blame you for this- now I can procrastinate infinitely instead of doing my assignments aaa- (I have no regrets. >:) ) Pirin is the DM most of the time. Other times it's Ludovic or Soren-- since they can keep a straight face and not say out of pocket nonsense, or interrupt their narrating just to quip back with bs. (and turn it into a one-upping competition on who says the most random nonsense, derailing the campaign and session.) In the LoA clips, Torbek is Soren. Chuckle (the clown thing) is Berial; Gideon (demon-lookin dude) is Sinbad most of the time-- Other times he is the crocodile with red text. Pirin can be the mouse (don't know his name), Ludovic (when he's not DM) is the fancy croc guy with blue text or just a fancy croc guy. Valen is the tiger man. And on occasion the goblin is either Merlin or Hodgkin. Rila joins in too, more often. I'll just give the link and who's who/has what color text for each vid.

The Squad plays DnD

FG - Old Gothi nonsense. -Strangely, Vanya is not the DM and chose to be Gothi. Sips, the monkey, is Soren. Ludovic is Sneeze, the big-eared creature), Arina is Berial, Sinbad is Jack (the guy with glasses and gemstone nerd) and Valen is calm the tall demon-man who can be seen drinking tea. Later he chooses to play Xanu, Gothi's old friend who's a god.

LoA- Gorilla on the loose -Hodgkin got roped into playing this DnD campaign with Pirin and his squad. Man went in 100% blind, And Pirin's team (Vanya was the DM like usual) told him:

"There's this fairy forest whose Queen is supposed to attend. And the children are going missing-- You're this kid NPC who tells the party about the problem."

"What kinda dumb-ass bullshit is this..? Whatever, fine." And proceeds to play his 'role'. While the team just makes his life miserable-- Berial (Chuckle the clown) brings up the gorilla (the monster's called Gryla), and Valen's the crocodile guy dressed with blue colored text, Soren is Torbek, while Sinbad's the croc with red text. And Pirin is the Mouse.

CR - Boobs of feral leaping - Sam is Valen, Travis is Soren, Matt is Pirin. The woman is Rila. Late session at Traveler's Light.

LoA - Laughter is bad - This one is just the squad, and Ludovic is the DM (Sinbad has been laughing like an idiot that campaign almost the entire time.) So Ludovic told him that he'll be taking 1d damage when he laughs. The Earl is literally the only person on the whole table that doesn't laugh.

Cue Soren (Torbek), Valen (tiger dude), Berial (goblin guy) and Pirin (fancy croc dude) just making him laugh on purpose. The guy who yells "watch out for the desk!" is Hodgkin (Tried to play DnD with them again, thinking it'll be better since he's not NPC this time. And threw the desk at Pirin.)

The Deez nuts joke strikes again! -Sinbad is the Gricko (goblin) this time and Soren is Gideon (demon dude) Mirael is playin the witch -and suffering the duo's bs- Red text of the face in the jar is Ludovic but doesn't laugh or make the face.

Mirael: "All I require, is your best joke. I already have one in mind."

Sinbad: "Ooh! Which one?"

"The kind of joke the DM hates the most." -Ludovic, with a light amused smile as he jokes. The rest of the table laughs. And Pirin (DM) has a deadpan on his face while the table laughs.

Sinbad: "But I was saving it for the finale!" More laughter.

LoA- "Candy'' crisis Once again, Ludovic is the DM, also playing woman NPC continuously trying reign-in the party on the track, pointing their attention to the ongoing CRISIS of children being murdered--- and he's had it with the team's nonsense. (Also learnt on accident how to cuss from Pirin. Whenever he get seriously angry, you can hear him talk ''calmly'' in French.)

Valen: "Can we go follow Berial in that direction? Assuming he knows where the children are?"

Ludovic, pinching the bridge of his nose in evident exasperation, at his wits' end. Then sharply lifts his head from how he'd bowed it, giving a sharp 'dismiss' of his hand, palm up: "Sure!

Why the-" Berial censors with a loud clown nose honk -"NOT?" Was miffed for five campaigns after that, strictly keeping to being a player instead of DM for the week.

When you got no other clothes a.k.a Soren and Sinbad being 'dumb' idiots and out of pocket. And Pirin was DM, the Earl just not sure how to feel and react at all so he's simply "🗿" the whole time. Valen is laughing with Berial and the rest. (The clown was loosing it)

Soren rolled with the whole play bunny outfit, going for improvising the sexy music when his character was pulling on the fishnets only to pout when his fur just completely overtakes them.

Sinbad and Soren - The ''wand'' (Ludovic was made DM for the session 'cause Pirin was dying from laughter) No kids were allowed on the table that session same as the previous one 'no other clothes'.

Soren out of character, with a deadpan: "Alright fine. You got me." Sinbad is cackling in the background, like some evil maniac. "Congrats, you win."

The dumpling ''debate'' -Berial (green text), Valen (blue text, Tiger), Pirin is DM, the wizard is Sinbad

The Naughty list A.K.A the main team being unhinged- Ludovic is DMing the session (and kids were banned from the table for this one). And Pirin is Santa, while Val is the crocodile and Torbek is Soren as usual along with Berial being Chuckle. Santa was the biggest troll of them all, all along.

"Everything you see, appears naughty to you."

Berial: "Do children take 1d damage or 20 hitpoints?"

Pirin: "What kind of question is this? WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?! YOU'RE GOING ON THE NAUGHTY LIST--AGAIN for the second time!!" Berial: "Oh." :(

Valen: "If I take off your glasses, will you die?"

Pirin: "You're on the liiist!"

Soren: "Do children have... Bones?"

Pirin: "Children's bones?! What kind of question is this?! You're going on the list!"

Berial: "Do you wanna build a snowmaan~? Or It's gonna be a clown~!"🎶 :D

Soren: "Won't it have a carrot as a nose?"

"What?! No! Of course it has to be round and red!" D:<

"Oh right, it's a clown." -_-)

"Well depends on where you place it."

Cue everyone pointing at Pirin who's going on the naughty list, after putting all of them on it. And he shrugs with a smug grin like in the troll face.

"Guess I was the naughties of them all?" -------

Random funny moments from when they're hanging out.

Shrimp, Heaven, Now! -It was the Moon traversing the areas around Ryeham up north with Valen and Berial (the jester had saw 'em and tacked himself on as a third wheel. Allegedly as back-up if some more serious anomaly shows up).

They were scouring for rifts and odd out of place things after Rila's rampage. The trio stumbled upon a diary, and Pirin started reading it. Vanyo was sick at the time. Valen's the guy with glasses and striped shirt.

------ The Honensai festival -A.K.A Pirin talking about dicks with a straight face and 'not' look gay asf while at it. Happens during the group's vacation traversing Teyvat ("Don's Trial" whoops) and before moving on to their next destination.

(It all started with Valen choosing a Tengu warrior kabuki mask, only to get 'bullied' by Sinbad, Soren and Berial about it.) The group, hanging out peacefully in the Chinju forest (Inazuma). Pirin and Valen are lying on the grass, watching the starry sky; Berial is draped lazily on a tree branch close by, Ludovic is studying the glowing flowers by the running river; And Soren is sitting on the grass with arms crossed, back leaned on the rock next to the lovebirds, head bowed.

...

Pirin: "So there's a festival in Japan called "The penis festival'', sort of jokingly." 😀 Everyone pauses and looks at him. Just casually dropped the bombshell, blurting this out so innocently. The squad at this bit of trivia they did not need to know--

Pirin, still not realizing he 'said something wrong':

😃

Berial:

Pirin: "And a large group of men carry a giant wooden penis up the hill, then spin it!" (Soren being like: (Ò_Ó| Berial just looses his shit, hanging off the branch with his tail like an opossum, still cackling.) "It's actually a fertility festival from a very long time ago! It's really fascinating! It also has a va-"

Soren: "STOP!" D:<

(Ludovic nearby: "..." 🗿🗿🗿)

Valen: "...." 🤨🧐🤔 "Vanya, what the hell?" ...

"...This is about my Tengu mask, isn't it?" 😑

Berial, in the background --Wheezing and hysterically laughing, having fallen to the ground and still cackling; slaps the ground and rolls over "AAAAaaaaaa", more ground-slaps and literally being the 'cursed laughing emoji'. Just--

Lunch-thief - Or: Valen keeps stealing Sinbad's food

Sinbad, perched on a dock pole with a bowl of fish-stew Pirin made and enjoying it in peace. ...Until he can feel eyes on him. Sinbad: "No I won't give you my food, go find your own." (-_-) Valen just stands there by his side, giving him that puppy-dog look like he was to Hogan in Windmeadchen's art of them. The one where he's like "General? Are you finished eating?" ...After a moment Sinbad feels guilty just eating in front of him like this and sighs in exasperation.

"Fiiine, here. Damn lunch-thief." - And shoves a bowl of stew in the knight's hands, having an annoyed deadpan. Shakes his head at the happy man. Next time Val just hands him his own lunch....in that same small lidded wooden bowl. (The one Valen bought for himself)

"..Gee thanks." (Are you kidding me?) "You welcome." :D

Previously:

Pirin has cooked soup or some other dish for both of them, the saucepan sitting on the kitchen counter. Sinbad returns home and gets himself a bowl-- One with a lid he'd bought and a latch specifically for taking food on the go.

Placing the bowl with his lunch for tomorrow in the fridge, he leaves it there. In the morning, he gets up and goes to open the fridge... only to find no bowl there. And because no one else here eats human food- He just knows it was Valen.

"Valen! That was my lunch!" >:/

"Sorry, I didn't know." (Innocent smile and shrug, watching a grumbling sailor pour himself another lunch into the bowl and leave the hut for work. Val had just returned from a mission)

Next time Sinbad gets himself some homecooked food into his travel-bowl, he gets a piece of paper-- And tacks it onto the lid, smack-dab in the center. 'Sinbad' in big, really bold letters at the top then 'Don't touch my food, Valen. >:(' under it with equally bold letters, also underlined with a thick line. ....The result was the same as last time. Except this time a small wooden bowl with a lid greets him, with a few egg-muffins. And a note in horrendous chicken scratches- "For you :D - Valen" written.

[dozing-hellfire]

Just finished rewatching Fool’s Gold from the beginning and Gah.

I am so emotional about Gothi and Xanu’s relationship. And also Gothi and Sips’ relationship. And also also Sips and Sneeze’s relationship. I love they. So much. orz

[herbs-and-spices-and-flowers]

IT'S CROSSOVER WEDNESDAY

It all started one day when Ohio Jack was reading his maps. Then Xanu appeared unexpectedly. Mr. Jack jumped back startled. He always thought himself a coward and this was Xanu, so he shivered at the sight of this “artificial god”. 

“Mr. Jack. I remember the last time I saw you, I had to get a crystal out of your abdomen.”

“Yes. I remember that. You made my targeting hard.” 

“Well, I am not here for this. I’m here to ask you a favor.” 

“What?” 

“I’m here to drop off my adopted daughter.” 

“Wait. You’re a dad?” 

“I adopted the star child centuries ago. Hang on.” 

Xanu disappeared and Mr. Jack could hear his voice saying, 

“Drop Star, I’m going to be away for a while. Now behave until I come back. Alright?” 

Mr. Jack could hear the voice of a young girl saying, 

“Ok, father.” 

Then a shimmering blue light appeared. Then it became a bright blue light. Then it disappeared and in its place was a young girl with light blue skin, white hair, yellow irises and a white and light blue dress. 

“Well, kiddo. I guess you’re stuck with me right now. I’m Mr. Jack. What’s your name kiddo?” 

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Jack. I’m Drop Star.” 

But then comes a knock at the door. Mr. Jack goes over to the door and he finds Sips. A merchant he hired to be an adventurer. He looked very grumpy as usual. But tight next to him was an ogre child with a big smile. 

“Hey, Jack. I’m just here to drop off Vicky. All you have to do is make sure she doesn’t follow me while I go prevent a genocide.” 

“Alright?” replied Mr. Jack. He was not going to question that. This was Sips after all. Just as intimidating as Xanu. And he was just a monkey. 

Vikcy and Drop Star became fast friends. Like, fast friends. Mr. Jack couldn’t keep up with kid energy, so he picks up a book and calls the two kids inside. 

“What’s that?” asked Drop Star. 

“This is a book.” answered Mr. Jack. “Here, you can tell a story by writing it down for another to read.” 

“Is there adventure?” asked Vicky. 

“Are you kidding me? Fencing, battling, climbing, ships, revenge, loyalty, love, justice, miracles. There is enough adventure to tell and quipes to quote later.” 

So he reads this story. If you have read Princess Bride and watched Fool’s Gold, you know what’s going to happen. Role Credits right here. 

Fruit Bat- Buttercup 

Sips-Wesley(he is not going to like that) 

Erina- Inigo Montoya(they avenge their dads) 

Gothor- Fezzick (for obvious reasons) 

Bou Clair- six figured guy 

Texas- Humperdinck (they have the attitude) 

Who else?! Oh right. 

Xanu- Miracle Max (Don’t believe me? Keep reading.) 

Old Gothi- the person who persuades Miracle Max 

Ohio Jack- the reader 

I feel like I’m missing a few characters, but… OH WAIT! 

Quinn~nora- Fezzinni 

And that is all I can think of. Unless you guys have something to add. 

"Do you want me to continue or no?"

"Get back, witch!"

"I am not a witch, I am your old friend. But from hearing all of that, I probably do not want to be that anymore now, do I?!!"

The magic monkey in black.

Quinn~nora: "He didn't die? Inconceivable!"

Erina: "You said that so many times by now."

Later,

Erina: "YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!"

[artemx746]

Xanu redirecting Gothi's spell back to her and the "You're okay" What if I started sobbing?

[fictionkinfessions]

been kinsidering gothi fools gold for a hot minute lowkey. idk she just. everything relating to her feels so real. i might just be overthinking it but either way. i miss xanu. also i need godric and his entire lineage to be put in a hammer car explosion

-Gothi??? (#🍌🦋)

x

[bookishnewt]

Never thought I would just love this character so much.

[imhereformysciencefriends]

I NEED XANU AND GOTHI TO

KISS

[biffybot]

When this happened I instantly thought "Did she just rizz up a god?