#Yall my friends adopted a lizard

[marylily-my-beloved]

HEADCANON OF THE DAY #5: (noble flower!!!)

Alice would be obsessed with bugs and insects and invertebrates all the like, but Narcissa was TERRIFIED of them. When they moved in together and Alice hesitantly showed Narcissa the cutest lizard ever, and it was called Cissa, just like Narcissa. From that moment onwards Narcissa loved all the bugs and insects Alice had, and always helped her find new ones

[rabunnzelwrites]

  I HAVE AN IDEA OF AN UNDERTALE FIC SO STAY WITH ME;

so it’s basically human!cast and i wanted to play around with everyone so here we gooo

they retain the forms of humans going out and doing day to day activities since prejudice against monsters is still so relevant. the way they do so is through glamour technology created by dr. gaster & alphys.

sans & papyrus serif

- although there isn’t a set ethnicity for any of the monsters, i do imagine them being poc. personally, both brothers for me are tan / brown skinned with light eyes and white hair. sans is about 5’2 whilst papyrus is about 6’1, 6’3 with his boots on.

- sans is a senior in high school whilst papyrus is a freshman. the two are both top students but sans tends to ditch class because he can’t be bother to go. the only class he willingly goes to is his father’s, mr. gaster’s AP physics.

- since he got to the surface, sans does weed every so often when he gets stressed out. papyrus knows this and tries to stop him but he still does it behind it back since it helps him relax.

- papyrus is apart of the culinary arts club at the highschool despite his failures of spaghetti. he still is determined to learn and has the extensive knowledge of pasta varieties. he also enjoys going to DND sessions in the RPG club.

- although sans was forced into robotics by his father, he genuinely enjoys being in jazz band! he plays the trombone and tried to pick up the tuba but it was too big for him.

undyne ryba

- ryba is the czech word for fish! quite fitting considering undyne is a...y’know fish :-)

- undyne still has her red hair ofc! her eyes are now blue but protrude out like a fish. she’s quite pale in appearance but is quite freckly all over. there are also dry patches of skin where her scales use to be! she stands around 5’9

- undyne is a junior but is the captain of the girl’s softball team. she’s their top player because of all her training from the royal guard and seems to play at every game. she has definitely fought someone after a game when her coach wasn’t there.

- the concept of having heterosexuality being the norm doesn’t really exist in the underground ( because love is love and monsters know that ) so she was confused when people had to ask if she was into girls because she thought everyone just liked who they liked.

alphys lagarto

- in brazilian portuguese, lagarto translates to lizard. again, because you know...alphys is like a lizard :,)

- alphys is quite short and stocky in appearance, being tan skinned as wel. she has long curly blonde hair but it’s always seen tied up into a bun or messily put together with a headband. i do imagine her having buck teeth though, personally i find it fits with the ‘geeky’ kinda look she has. she probably only wears sweaters and jeans, plus a TON of anime shirts in the girliest color. she’s about 5’3-5’4

- she’s a junior & one of the top students in her grade! she’s sorta known as a teacher’s pet since alphys seems to suck up to all her teachers by being a pushover. she’s in AP science with sans and always clings on to him.

- she’s a member of the anime club and an avid on goer of the robotic club, although she doesn’t talk in either and prefers just to watch from a corner. whenever the topic of magical girl series comes up, she will RANT about toyko mew mew until someone brings up something new. she’s also really into musicals but specifically hamilton, be more chill, and dear evan hansen.

mettaton and blooky revenant

- napstablook shortened his ‘human’ name to np, requested solely by mettaton. personally, he thinks it has a nice ring to it and he could use it for his new tracks. he still prefers if people call him blook or blooky.

- the word revenant can be described as, ‘anyone who comes back after being gone for a long while’.

- mettaton is tall and thin in appearance, looking quite androgynous in looks. personally i see him having a fluffy mullet. he’s pale in appearance but his dark eyes and hair stand out from the rest of his look. he’s in theatre and fashion club and is quite popular for not only being a great performer but his growing social media platforms where he does makeup tutorials and outfits of the day. 

- blooky is only average height and dresses kinda like a skater boy. like mettaton, he’s very pale but differs with his platinum blonde hair and pale blue eyes. he’s popular on soundcloud for making lo-fi hip-hop beats and often accompanies mettaton during rehearsals, sitting in the back whilst he’s programming. he also skates in his free-time.  

frisk, chara, and asriel dreemur

- as for frisk, chara, and asriel...i imagine that chara and asriel are older than their sibling by a year. frisk has just started middle middle school and the two are basically frisk’s body guards. 

- although chara often has tendencies to be off0putting to other students, their adopted mother, toriel does work at the school as a monster history teacher. when they get detention, it’s always in her class. 

- asriel is a nerdy kid and is part of the drawing club! most of his notebooks are filled with his oc, the god of hyperdeath. 

- whilst frisk strictly goes by them/them pronouns, chara goes they/she but both of them are afab non-binary in my AU. although frisk is younger than their siblings, they are quite popular with their older classmen and seem to have friends in the dandiest of places.

i hope yall enjoy this idea! let me know if i should continue.

[nat-20s]

I can't tell if tendonna is a brotp or a rotp for you but if it's a brotp, i request the heck out of it

lol yeah it’s a brotp 

Who buys the other one cute gifts for no particular reason?

Both!! Ten has this terrible habit where if Donna mentions she likes something his brain is 1000% like “donna like thing…should get thing for Donna” which is how they end up adopting a baby adipose for like a month. Donna also will just. Hand Ten stuff to fiddle with or just be like “I have…made you a bead lizard” and ten is like “i will protect it with my life”. It to this day hangs somewhere on the TARDIS console. (also in one of the books Donna is completely zoned outfor like 3 hours and she does laundry, bakes a cake, and whittles Ten a wooden sonic because she thought he would like it which is just INCREDIBLY cute) 

Who likes hot showers and who likes them cold?

Donna likes ‘em hot and called Ten a psychopath for saying he enjoys brisk. Donna is right. 

What’s their first memory together?

Do they have a symbol of their friendship? (Tattoos, necklaces, ect.)

YES!!! Friendship bracelets for sure, BFF necklaces OBVI and in the messy soulmate au that lives in my heart that is like soulmates are complicated and can represent many different kinds of dynamics they have matching soulmarks :’)

What do they have in common?

A LOT! They’re honestly very similar people to the point where tbh I think if they hadn’t been platonic soulmates they would’ve been, like, BITTEREST rivals. which honestly would’ve slapped too but in a very different way. They share a lot of the same flaws and same virtues but also love each other just SO MUCH that even when they butt heads they still are like. That’s my best friend in the whole universe. Some similarities include:

-intelligent dumbass

-Chaotic

-adventurous

-Loud

-Rude (to some)

-Stubborn to the occasional point of bullheaded 

-Full of wonder

-Deeply compassionate and empathetic 

What’s the biggest difference between them?

Ohh I think there’s a tie for 2 things:

1. Ten is more big picture and Donna is more individual

When Ten is facing a situation he’s like “what mystery is there to solve” “who is behind this” “what big bad needs to be defeated” whereas Donna is much more focused on the smaller, usually personal elements like “who needs immediate help” “which specifc person do I need to talk to” “how do i fix one person’s situation if I can’t fix the situation at large”. This makes their friendship very balanced because without Ten Donna will get to focused on one person/issue and without Donna Ten has a tendency to overlook people’s immediate needs

2. Ten has a god complex, Donna has imposter syndrome

Ten needs someone to knock him down a peg, Donna needs someone to help build her up, it’s BALANCE it’s HARMONY

Who comforts the other more often?

I think Donna intentionally and actively comforts Ten more but I think Ten is just generally a very comforting presence to Donna. Like he seems to have the uncanny ability to burst into her room at 4 am when she just so happens to be struggling with insomnia to be like “HEY WANNA GO CHECK OUT BIKINI ATOLL I HAVE SOME THINGS TO INVESTIGATE” and he’ll grab her hand on a whim and he gives her just so many unprompted compliments so without even knowing it he pulls her out of a lot of her dark moods. They’re just so fucking happy together yall. 

Do they have a mutual friend? (Bro C?)

Every one of Ten’s friends that meets Donna is now Donna’s friend as well, and many of them like her better than him.

Do they have a catchphrase?

Does “Oi” count? Alternatively, they have simultaneously said “hey fuck off” to the same person a multitude of times so does that count?

What’s an inside joke they share?

1. Ten canonically loves Singing in the Rain

2. This scene is singlehandedly one of the greatest depictions of two best friends dicking around ever put to film

3. Thus “moses supposes” becomes shorthand for “this guy is being a real self important blow hard, we’re gonna mess with him later” 

[lacrimosathedark]

Okay yall, look. I have an issue with members of the Undertale fandom that I want to discuss. 

Something that really bothers me is on Undertale videos and such where Chara and/or Frisk is referred to as “he” or “she”, if you make the slightest even non-accusational comment about being disappointed they aren’t referred to properly, someone will jump on you and go “Um actually they can be they or he or she cuz you’re supposed to project on themmm” and it’s just factually incorrect from just these two following points.  (quick aside, this is different from the uneducated and often transphobic troglodytes that think “they” is always plural when it has been singular since the 14th century)

One: Chara is referred to as “they” by Asriel, their best friend and adoptive brother. Frisk is referred to as “them” when Papyrus talks to Undyne, as well as Toriel using “them” when they wake up after the fight with Asriel. All stories about the Fallen Human refer to them neutrally as either “they” or “it”. And you can’t use them not really knowing each other as an excuse, because this continues even when characters start using the names “Frisk” and “[whatever the fuck you named Chara]”. These are their canonical pronouns.

Two: This is literally only “projectable” because they are gender-neutral characters, which is ignorant at best and transphobic at worst. That may sound harsh, but tell me, has anyone ever argued that Sora from Kingdom Hearts is a girl because they felt Sora was? Have people argued Lara Croft is a boy just because? You might argue “that’s not fair, those aren’t personalized characters, they have names!” and, okay, then how about this: Final Fantasy IX. The main character can be named anything you want, and the placeholder name is Zidane. I have never seen anyone say Zidane is a girl just because the player feels he is and named him “Lizzie” or something (I mean, he can be Lizzie if you want but it doesn’t make him a girl). And he is about as customizable as Chara, and Frisk is even less customizable. It’s not a tool for projection.

Genderbending is fine (even if it can be a bit cringe, especially when used for the purpose of making a ship specifically straight or gay rather than literally any other reason) and can be really fun and interesting. You wanna write Frisk as a booby murder-girl? Cool. Wanna write Chara as a soft-boy psycho-killer? Awesome. But neither of these characters are canonically male or female, there is no indication that they are meant to be “what you feel”, and they are given pronouns that you don’t choose. It’s more of an issue when those two aren’t the only explicitly they/them using characters. There’s also the Dummy, Mad Dummy (until they become Mad Mew Mew where she becomes she), Napstablook, ghost/pre-body Mettaton, Monster Kid, Gyftrot, and Lesser Dog. These are characters either exclusively referred to as “they”, or also referred to as “it”. There’s also Snowdrake and So Sorry who use all of “they”, “it”, and “he”.

And no one should get up in arms and making stupid “attack helicopter” jokes like dumbass bigots. Let’s remember that this is a game with the biggest romantic couple a bisexual lizard nerd and a badass butch fish lesbian, there’s a cross-dressing male lion npc, Mettaton was gender-neutral before his body, after his body wears dresses and EX is mostly pink and his legs are styled like high-heeled boots, Mad Mew Mew was neutral before her body and then she also had a huge crush on Undyne, and both Papyrus and Alphys go on a date with Frisk. This is not a game that shies away from queerness. Trans-ness isn’t out of the question or even unlikely.

Look, I honestly don’t usually get angry seeing Frisk and Chara referred to as “she” or “he”. I get sad or disappointed, and I’ll either say that or say nothing at all and then move on. But when people see my sadness/disappointment and immediately insist that he/she isn’t wrong, especially when I didn’t say it was, it’s defensive, stupid, and rude, and that is what pisses me off rather than the perceived misgendering of a fictional character. Tbh, you can call Frisk and Chara whatever you want, they’re fictional characters, it’s not the biggest deal, do what you please. But if you use non-canonical pronouns for them, don’t insist it’s canon or you’re correct in doing so. That’s all I ask.

[myheroacademia-headcanons]

(cappy 1/?) 'ello, may I have a matchup please? I'm a 24 trans male who's panromatic. I'm a capricorn, intj, and a ravenclaw. I stand at a whopping 5 ft 2.5 inches and have brown curly hair (kept short) with gunmetal blue eyes and a bunch of freckles all over. I'm extremely shy, but do eventually open up to those who have gained my trust and only have a few close friends. I've been gradually working on healthier ways to deal with depression as I move towards being a better version of myself.

hi! I didn’t copy-paste the your other descriptive asks but I will definitely be basing my response on them too so don’t worry (^-^)

I ship you with Iida!

-Iida is 5’10(& a bit) and I’m a sucker for extreme height differences so ITS SUPER CUTE.

-Iida likes going out, and so you two go for adventures when you’re in the mood. But, he also understands when you wanna stay in! It’s a solid 50/50 on social/home dates.

-He likes to run his fingers through your hair (it’s so curly and precious he’s gonna die)

-He constantly reminds you how handsome he thinks you are. All the time.

-He was definitely the first to approach you, but it was mostly about normal boring stuff (like classes and whatnot) but as time went on and you two just sorta coexisted he came to see you as an acquaintance, and then as a friend, and he was just SO PURE AND FRIENDLY it was adorable

-He is so proud of you! All the time! He makes a point to tell you every day or so because he just IS SO PROUD OF YOU! Tensei went through a really intense depressive period after his attack and so Iida has already seen one person he’s close to go through that. He sees how hard you’re working and he loves you and is so happy for you and does his best to help!

-Also the Iida household has just adopted you tbh. As long as you’re cool with it, they have you over for as many holidays and whatnot as they can!

-Lots of your jokes initially go over Iida’s head, but as he spends more time with you he picks up on your humor and one day he cracks a joke that sounds JUST LIKE YOU and you’re like :O

-He loves your enthusiasm for learning and acquiring new interests. You two go to a lot of those couples classes (like pottery making or painting or baking or whatever)

-He loves to read anything and everything you write.

-Iida has always been a dog person but when you brought home your cat he immediately fell in love

-You each have various fish and reptiles (Iida’s favorite reptile is any kind of lizard)

-Y’all are both super stubborn but as you two continue to grow together you have so few fights that it’s hardly an issue. You’ve come up with methods and strategies to help you through discussions and it’s worked really well! Iida appreciates the hard, easy to follow guidelines and so it’s improved your communication tenfold

-Iida will help you without offering it, as he knows that it makes you a little uncomfortable. Like, he sees you struggling with something and as soon as you turn your back it’s probably done. You two talked about this and his love language is definitely acts of service. He likes doing stuff for you and after a while, you know it’s no more a hassle for him then it’s a hassle for you to, say, kiss him.

-Anyway YALL ARE CUTE.

[hdawg1995]

DnD Antics: “Man up and be a farther, ZACK!”

before rebegin Ryan (frost crystal) changed his name to Sam recently so if you’ve been following our antics for a while know that Frost Crystal is played by Sam. carry on~

we leave the earthen sanctum as it is collapsing. Envoy’s wing is crippled and the Monk tried to save her but got his arm smashed by falling rocks. the everything is crumbling and our witcher almost dies so many times!

DM: roll reflex. elizander: *rolls* DM: okay you trip but flow into a summer salt so you’re still running. elizander: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

everyone gets out BUT Zack!

me: Bardic knowledge! DM: you sense that someone is in trouble. me: I cast fish face folly! DM: odds or evens? me: eeevens? ryan: Odds just to be evil. me: *rolls 17* ryan: ODDS! DM: you cast FishFace’s folly. there is now a moose standing before you. Envoy: *silently screaming* DM: hes eating walnuts. he was gonna get attacked by a bear. me: oh okay. i roll to pet the moose. Envoy: *nat20* me: OF COURSE SHE WOULD! Ryan: this is envoy’s attention span: we are in danger! save the frie- OMG A MOOOSE!

there is now a moose named Oscar that hangs around the pokeball.

*WARNING. THE FOLLOWING IS A DESCRIPTION OF WHAT WE HAD TO DO TO SAVE ZACK. ITS GONNA GET GRAPHIC PRETTY FAST.* 

Zack was in the mouth of the cave but it was collapsing. Tim was rolling horribly and fishface folly was our best bet but it failed so we went with the ranger’s idea: a arrow with a rope tied to it. the original plan was to shot the arrow and hit a leg or something fleshy so it wouldn’t be so bad and would be easier to heal. unfortunately Tim wanted to try and grab the arrow with his good hand. im pretty sure you know where this is going.... the reflex wasn’t high enough so the arrow shoots threw Zacks hand- and into his and out his elbow. his bone is splintered in the process but he can still grab firmly onto the rope. Spine (in his sadistic glee) helps Valekimin pull on the rope to get Zack out of the still collapsing cave. hes at 5 health and is confirmed for worst rope burn/road rash in the history of ever. it was taking too long how ever and Zack was bleeding out, so the ranger has her bear yank on the rope. this cause the arrow to go half way back into Zack’s arm.  once hes out the ranger (in a very bad case of miss wording) yanks the rope and arrow out of his arm, knocking him out. the necromancer boops him on the nose to give him 10 false life but he goes out again when we do the math for the rope burn ON THE INSIDE OF HIS ARM and the bleeding hes doing so the necromancer heals him again. why am i including this you ask?

lindsy: i give the bloody, gory bits of the rope to Rose. Rose: *takes the rope. licks it.* Spine:....do you like it??? Rose: >_>.....>u>....*starts pealing the gore off very slowly* Tim: *horrified into going unconscious AGAIN.*

*OKAY YOU’RE GOOD!*

we all go running off in our own ways to avoid a land slide (Envoy Nazul and Zack are in the pokeball, Spine blink daggers away, Vale flies with her companions, Frost Crystal plan shifts and Elizander....)

DM: roll reflex. coolie: *rolls* DM: you land on your hands and spring into several back flips before righting yourself. you keep running. elizander: FUCK YOU GUUUUUYYYYSSSS! (we actidently left him behind....>_>)

so alicaria goes to the plan where all the deitys are and finds no one there so she goes back to the normal plain HOW EVER....

Vale and Spine try to tree teleport and end up in Frank’s forest.

vale: *casts speak with plants* Frank? hello? Frank: Sup bruh? Ryan: *facepalm* hes a teenager now....

Vale has to go kill a evil yant to prove her worth to her qticotal and spine goes with to watch.

*vale and evil radio active yant fighting* Ryan: is there such thing a necrotic popcorn?

Alicaria brings everyone to the steam punk gnome village. its very bad. Envoy wants to stay and help but she needs to go visit Frank and do some things so they tree-port there. once there, Envoy does a song and dance of prayer to the moose asking for advice. she is told to return to the gnome city and help the people there, and that there is a meeting with all the deities at the moment.

Envoy: okay. i’m going to get some wood for a personal project and then head back to cogsworth! me: *nat 1 on finding some wood* Envoy: *picks up stick* this should be enough! Elizander: Envoy that stick isn’t enough for what ever project you’re doing. Envoy: and how would YOU know me I-Don’t-Have-WoodWorking? elizander: what are you making...? Envoy: rings. elizander: that stick would make 1/3 of a ring, Envoy....

Elizander and alicaria look for a log for Envoy and Alicaria nat 1s.

DM: you turn into a tree. you are comfortable as a tree. its very nice. Envoy: *flies up and sits in the Alicaria tree* Issac shelab and the griffion: *same* Elizander: come on alicaria! we need to go! Envoy: you ARE my only way of getting back to the steam punk city... Sam:.....im a tree :D Alicaria: *cats vines. lifts elizander up* coolie: PUT ME DOWN! Sam: IM A TREE MOTHER FUCKER! :D

evenutally Envoy (who can’t fly, is too far away to ride the yak or teleport) decides to ask Frank the blue flying moose tree for some help.

Frank: sup bruh. Envoy: Sup man.  Frank: wut ya need? Envoy: my ride is kinda tree right now. shes chillin so i ain’t gonna throw off her grove, but i promised the BFM id help out at cogworth. any ideas on how to get me there? Frank: nah bruh...sorry. Envoy: thats alright homie *pat the tree* Frank: wait. hang on i have an idea. *summons tree spirit* yo homes help her out. Spirit: why doesn’t she just fly? Envoy: this ones broken *pats wing* Spirit: *fixes it* eh... still got a job to do.

the spirit lifts Envoy high into the air and we all think shes gonna get thrown. she gets planted into the ground instead and she is sent flying through roots in the ground. still fun! 

DM: you stop. everything is dark. Envoy: *remembering everything Spine taught her about being buried alive, she takes some dirt and drops it to find where ‘up’ is* (this is funny cause it took Spine 12 tries to figure out what direction UP was when he too was shot underground and was trying to dig out)

Envoy pops out of the ground and, with no best friend necromancers to hurt with her ultra awesome flute that heals people, she spends the next 24 hours healing wounds and lifting spirits with her music. mean while...

Envoy: eli- elizander: Envoy. Envoy: i can’t get her to let you go- Elixander: EN-Voooy. Envoy: and i promised the blue flying moose i would help- Elizander: EN. VOY. Envoy: IGattaGoImSorryBye Elizander: DONT LEAVE ME HERE ENVOY! *envoy gets planted* Elizander: ENVOY!....ENVOY DONT LEAVE!....EEENNNVVVOOOYY! Alicaria: do you want up? Elizander: fuck you do you want to play chess???

Elizander plays chess and alicaria is a shore loser. she puts him on frank.

eventually Zack comes out the pokeball with the yak and he tries to help Eliznder but drops him. Eli hangs upside down thanks to the vines alicaria cast to catch him and the Yak boops him about with her snout before eating the vines.

Elizander: i want to go home... Shiba: *bumps the witcher* Elizander: oh? you... you want me to get on? okay. *gets on the yak* are you gonna take me to Cogsworth or- Shiba: *starts to buck him around, rodeo style. this is how she has fun*

Vale kills the thing and Spine takes the remains into his necropolis so he has a new friend.

when we FINALLY get everyone back together, Envoy has a surprise for everyone! While healing the gnomes non stop and keeping spirits high, the gnomes gave her the title “The Healer” (she gets a +10 to heal checks now) and as a thanks for her work, they gave her a air ship.

Tim: so wait- me: I HAVE A AIR SHIP YALL! WOOT WOOT! Ryan: wait JUST her??? DM: YES JUST HER! shes the only one that was helping the city. its HERS.

the wrecking crew has a air ship now. its piloted by flick!

Envoy got some wood along the way and after we fix Zack and stuff and blah im getting tired LETS GET TO THAT TITLE, SHALL WE?

so while Nazul was a baby, Zack decided to be his dad since Slyvia was bent on being his mom. adopting the assassin was pretty nice, and Zack even continued to refier to Nazul as his son when we fixed him. (this is hella sweet cause Nazul never had a mom or dad so this is like major awesome for him).

so what does our grateful neutral evil Assassin ghost boy do? WHY GO BACK TO THE DWARTH CITY AND BUY DRINKS FOR EVERYONE WITH ZACK’S MONEY AND NAME!

he gets caught at first. Drawth: arn’t you that prick that stole everyone’s money while the trolls were attacking? Nazul: are you sure it wasn’t the TROLLS who stole your money? DM: Roll Bluff. Nazul: *Nat 20 cause when DOESNT this group get nat 20s???* Drawth: YOU’RE RIGHT! DAMN TROLLS!

he gets up to alot of mischief. he also turns all the dwarths racist towards gnomes. eventually he gets caught caught and is sent to the king.

King: you bought the town ale with your farther’s money, sent the lot into a drunkin rampage resulting in many citizens breaking into the royal whine cellar, you cheated two times in the pits- Nazul: i was having too much fun. (he killed a orger, a 4 armed gorllia, and a lizard person. he broke the rules cause his rune brought him back to life 2 times) king: -and all this in your farther’s name. how do you think he will react to this? king: *teleports Zack there* this your son?

the result is Zack owes the drawths 100,000,000 gold OR he can return the cane algres stole from them.

and at the moment hes buying cheese for master spliter so he can be level 20 with the rest of us.

SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!