KissShot: I am queen of the Oddities
Ougi: Well I didn't vote for you.
KissShot: You don't vote for Queens.
Ougi: Well, how did you become a Queen then?
KissShot: Seishiro Shishirui, the first oddity slayer, his arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Kokorowatari, signifying by divine providence that I, KissShot AcerolaOrion HeartUnderBlade, was to carry it. THAT is why I am your queen.
Ougi: Listen, old samurai distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not some farcicle villiage ceremony
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Minato: *Shoots himself in the head with a fake gun*
The Phantom Thieves:
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Spy X Family’s great because it’s super cute and heartwarming but there’s also at least one incredibly satisfying panel of some (usually rich) asshole getting punched in the face every chapter.
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Mu: I've created a virtual alternate reality where nobody will be sad, I even let people choose their appearance so nobody will suffer from body confidence issues or dysphoria, all because I don't think anybody should suffer for their past regrets!
Thorn: Can I look identical to my crush who commited suicide so I can make the person who I blame for her death even more depressed and full of self loathing than he already is?
Mu: Okie-dokie!
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I can’ believe our new rivals are Komaeda and a goth girl with an overly agressive fanbase
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Someone else probably made this years ago but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Youtube URL: Has the word ‘gay’ or ‘cum’ in it
The 14 year old who lives rent free in my head:
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Jonah Joestar IV: [Gets kicked in the balls.]
Franz Ferdindand Zepelli: Oh no! Jojo got kicked in the balls! There's no way he can keep fighting!
G.O'Rillaz: Nishishi! How will you fight through this excruciating ball pain, JoJo!?
Jonah Joestar IV: [Starts laughing] You fool, you absolute rube! Three hours before we met, I'd already formulated a plan that centers around me being kicked in the balls at this exact moment! You see, My stand, 「Rock Around The Clock」, has an ability that changes hourly, and between the hours of 7-8 P.M, it allows me to fire bees out of my mouth if my sperm count drops!
G.O'Rillaz: Ha! I think you'd better check your watch, JoJo! It's only 6:59!
Jonah Joestar IV: Is that so? I think the one who should check their watch... [Points Dramatically at Big Ben] Is you!
Big Ben: [Bongs]
Sick Ass Guitar Riff: [Starts playing]
G.O'Rillaz: NANI!? [Gets stung to death by bees.]
To Be Continued -->
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So I started watching ToraDora
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