#You are the force of gravity

[soupiestzilla]

When the morning actually becomes a morning for me i'll go and cook the 3d models

- Observer anon (i must)(cuz it's ur birthday)(u deserve it)

OBSERVER ANON YOU FORCE

you literal force

Force of nature???? No just force

You are a force my guy

[stump-not-found]

A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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bill, babygirl, the red flags get outta there

[nenoname]

"I got campaign confetti in my eyes!"

[heshmmity]

fun fact!! i have a bill plushie and when i draw i lean on it. and this poor dude witnessed all sorts of horrors.

[calamarispiderart]

mind and heart beating the shit out of each other. originally drawn for an art raffle in the cjfs x_O

[bigfatbreak]

Question about your changling AU, where did you learn about the ins and outs of Fae and Changling myths? I'm interested in learning too but not sure where to start lol

some of the lore I have for the AU I crafted myself, otherwise I read a lot of old faerie tales growing up and my mom, for some reason, knows an awful lot about shit like that, so some of it is just innate from her. otherwise i just read a lotttttt of books around the concepts of these things when I was younger because I was fascinated with jim henson's worlds

[thenocturnenarrator]

Princess Stan and Dragon Ford haunt me please send help

Dragon Ford and Princess Stan by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness

[the-meme-monarch]

i’m a mabel defender forever dipper is Just As selfish as she is and also if you legitimately think mabel is at fault for not breaking it off with gideon herself i will actually just start throwing rocks at you like i don’t know what i can say to convince you how insane you sound. it is a cartoon but that part was upsettingly real. it is horrifying as a girl when you’re having your boundaries pushed in little ways that still make you uncomfortable bc then You’re being unreasonable somehow, just saying No is unreasonable somehow. and then here shes Also being societally pressured into dating him. i think it was very sweet that dipper tried to break up w gideon for her bc the episode legitimately sets up that She Couldn’t. but no she’s Wrong for that somehow. girls are taught to be nice to boys pushing their boundaries too much we need to give them hat pins again

[bee-ina-boat]

I have a vision

[clydeisabat]

No you’re obsessed

[tinfoil-jones]

Was it anti-Ford who almost killed him? A child version? You can’t just drop that lore tidbit and walk away!! 😭

Context: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]

Why would Anti-Ford almost kill his bestie? He gets him a lot a views on YouTube and Twitch. Interestingly (and frustratingly for the Ford Hate Club), Anti-Ford was the first and allegedly only Ford able to successfully capture Jerk Ford.

He saw a bounty for him and decided to make 'hunting' him the subject of one of his videos. He wasn't actually going to turn him in though, and that's how they're still allies to this day (Anti-Ford says they're friends, Jerk Ford says he tolerates him at best).

As for who actually almost killed him... Let's look at what he really shouldn't have said:

“I’m going to tell him.”

[This version of the Better World AU: @mother-ofthe-universe]

More than that, Jerk Ford finds himself regretting ashamed not proud of what he had to say to create enough of an emotional turmoil for an escape.

Jerk Fords Journal 3 Entry: "The Better World"

"-𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒶𝓁𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝓈𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒿𝑒𝓇𝓀 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓋𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻𝒻 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝒻 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 '𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇' 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒶𝓅𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓇𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇, 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝒹 𝒶𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝒷𝓊𝒾𝓁𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝑒𝑔𝑜, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓃 𝑒���𝒽𝑜 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓂𝒷𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝓈𝓎𝒸𝑜𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈.

𝒜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒹𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻, 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒸𝓁𝓊𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 "𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹" 𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒.

𝐻𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽, 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒻𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓂𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓋𝒶𝓈𝓉, 𝓂𝓊𝓁𝓉𝒾𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓈 "𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒮𝒶𝒹, 𝐿𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓁𝓎, 𝐿𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝒟𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃", 𝒾𝓃 𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝒹 𝒫𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈.

𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑔𝓊𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓈𝓉."

[If you have difficulty reading that:

"-many alternate versions of myself have visited this dimension and jerk themselves off at the thought that if only their 'disapointing, worthless brother' had taken their first journal away and disapeared forever, then they too could have had an institute built serving as a temple to their ego, and as an echo chamber of intellectual sycophants.

After experiencing this dimension for myself, I have concluded that "The Better World" is not the most fitting name.

Henceforth, I am going to refer to this small sliver of the vast, multifaceted diamond of reality as "The Sad, Lonely, Loser Dimension", in honour of the resident Stanford Pines.

That guy is the worst."]

[thefallenangel2008]

Yesterday I had a therapy session and I told my therapist how Stan won the Sexyman contest and she looked so baffled. She looked even more baffled when I told her that in 2015 it was Bill who won. I had to stop myself from going into detail about why.

[grunklebongrip]

Damn, it’s a good thing Ford’s man became president so he could pardon him for all of Stan’s crimes

[love-giveme-love-giveme-love]

this can't end well

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

He asked for no pickles, but with a twist

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

ART COLLAB WITH MY FRIEND YIPPEE

Their TikTok is here!!!!!