#a bit on the shorter side but idgaf

[drewtanakagf]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Suki/Yue (Avatar) Characters: Suki (Avatar), Yue (Avatar) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Getting Together, First Kiss, Song Lyrics, Friends to Lovers, the moment when you fall in love with your bestie in the golden hour sunlight, Fluff Summary:

Yue is an ethereal being, looking so natural in the sunlight. Like the great celestial body was made for her to reflect, for her to thrive in.

 suki falls; hard yet soft.

[existslikepristin]

Well, I definitely got too busy to finish Kinktober. So I decided to write something else which is a little shorter, but very much in the *coughcough* spirit of the impending holiday. Thanks to my editor, who is anonymous due to being shy, but I want you all to know this was well-edited!

This is a... let's call it "special" story, definitely not as light-hearted as my Christmas special. For greatest effect, I recommend waiting until Halloween to read it, reading it in a dark environment, and reading it slowly, as some of the horror is a bit lost when read quickly in my opinion (don't worry, it's not very long). Or you can just read it now, or after Halloween, idgaf

Tags: TheLounge, NSFW, Pixy, Lola, Gender-Unspecified reader insert, good mouth stuff, very very bad mouth stuff, my editor has advised me to include the trigger warning "extremely scary" even though I thought it was mildly frightening at best, hand stuff, very questionable consent, it's a holiday, idk how to tag the horror parts my dudes so good luck with that

Summon

“That special time of year,” they call it. “When the veil between worlds is its thinnest, and spirits roam,” they say.

Who are they?

What do they know?

They don't know what you are.

They don't know enough.

They didn't.

Lola giggles as you kiss her neck. You love it when she bites her lip.

“Hey, you! That’s naughty!” Lola slaps your hand, just hard enough to let you know you are supposed to keep lifting her skirt.

You jump when Lola tickles your sides. Her sexy lip bite becomes a mischievous grin. You retaliate by wrapping your arms around her and squeezing. She never fights a tight hug.

The distant, pounding bass is still keeping your hearts in sync. Her giggles turn into a contented sigh. You’re dancing around her.

“Am I not supposed to be naughty?” you ask, licking your teeth like the imp you’re dressed up as.

Lola’s bunny costume somehow got ripped, so she’s a hastily-constructed witch… cultist… wizard, perhaps? “That’s up to you, but if you’re too naughty I might have to put a love stake through your heart.” And thus, she settles on vampire hunter. It feels a bit late to decide what one’s jacket and hat and wig represent after the alcohol from multiple drinks has nearly worn away, but you don't especially care.

“Love stake? Yesterday you said you’d ‘slam dunk’ my heart.”

“Awww!” Lola buries her cheek into her shoulder, but she can’t hide the corners of her mouth creeping up around her pout. “Too soon! I was so ready to jam in that costume… You should make me feel better.”

“Uh oh. Do I need to kiss your boo boo?”

“No, this jacket is too stiff to take off right now, but you can kiss them later. Kiss my hoo hoo instead.”

“Holy shit you’re embarrassing.” You lightly shove her shoulder, which she greatly exaggerates. She whirls around, groans like she’s in a melodramatic death scene, and fake-collapses back against a massive oak tree. The act is dumb, but she lifts her skirt all the way up. How nice of her not to wear underwear to the party. She must have known you’d get a little peckish for a midnight snack.

The ground is uneven, so she towers over you as you drop to your knees between roots. You’d compare her to the tree itself, but she’s more of a willow.

You know Lola and you know the routine. She’s a simple woman in most matters, and enjoys a tongue-y kiss to the hoo hoo (and clitoris). Her enormous smile could reflect the moonlight to illuminate the forest if the moon wasn’t slacking off. What kind of moon could only give forty-one percent waxing effort on Halloween?

“Yes! Yes, that’s great! Keep going!” Lola drops the transparently thin veil of subtlety. Part of you is grateful that her little voice doesn’t match her big stature, otherwise the other party-goers might hear her over the roar of the bonfire and the music and know what you’re up to. The other part of you—the majority—doesn’t give a damn. They could watch, for all you care.

Lola’s eyes flutter and she slides downward, a tiny bit at a time, as she loses her footing in the loose, cool, moist soil. The hilarity of her leather jacket squeaking against oak bark makes up for the annoyance of having to scoot back on your knees every few seconds. Eventually her ass and your chin simultaneously meet the moss around the tree’s base. You glance up to see that her jacket is hiked up to reveal her belly button and her wide-brimmed hat and wig are askew, revealing her tightly pulled back, faded pastel purple hair. Lola, as usual, is a little too lost in her hoo hoo-licked bliss to care about adjusting her outfit. You can only assume Van Helsing would be proud. Or ashamed. Nobody cares. That guy’s dead or not real.

“Oooh!” she coos. “Fuck!” she cusses. “Yes, gimmee!” she cums.

You hold Lola’s thighs tight and enjoy her shuddering, sputtering, and gutteral groaning. Tiny words of praise, affection, and joy slurry together with just a hint of skittle vodka breath (lemon, specifically) and more than a hint of fun-size chocolate bars.

When her body relaxes, you push yourself onto your hands and knees. “Happy now?”

“Mmmhm!” Eyes closed, she gives you a sleepy smile and droops deeper in between the roots.

You stand up. You fully intend to get back down and cuddle Lola for a bit, but moments ago you were forced into an awkward position on the ground and you need a good stretch. You turn around, arms up, and gaze between the stars. The moon may not be full, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a beautiful, crisp night. The stars wink at you, and you wink back, all parties coyly acknowledging the light-hearted raunch that just occurred.

Then you get a strange feeling. Why is it so quiet? Is the party over already? Did they turn the music off?

Curious, but unphased, you turn back around to look at Lola, but your line of sight is blocked by a black pillar. You stumble back a step from the sudden closeness of it, only to quickly realize it’s Lola.

You clutch your chest over your heart and sigh. She’d managed to stand up without stepping on a single crunchy leaf. That was a damn good fright, and you’re about to tell her so.

Then you see her eyes.

Her eyes are white. Not rolled back so you can’t see the color. Just white. Pale white.

She’s shuddering more violently than she was during her orgasm moments ago, but is otherwise standing still, arms to her sides, staring roughly at your chest.

You open your mouth to ask Lola what’s going on, but she opens hers too. Her neck contracts and her tongue pulls back, but not a sound escapes. Dead silence surrounds you, but you hear your own heartbeat, and your own, frantic breath.

In a snap, Lola’s hands are on your arms. It’s more than just her strength pushing you back. For a moment your feet don’t touch the ground, but you don’t fall when you come to a sudden stop, shoulders pressed up against another tree.

Lola is in front of you again. You didn’t see her move. Her eyes may be blank white slates, but you know she’s looking into yours. It’s a deep knowledge. The endless wastes twist you.

It’s too much. You try to push Lola back, but your arms pass through her torso like it’s scalding hot tar. You open your mouth to scream at the pain and your voice is more. Thousands, legions, all as one; you. It won’t stop. You see you and your lives, or what passes for life. A crawling mass of flesh with primordial mind crunched over and over by the jaws of another, larger mass which is itself eaten by infinite desires both lovely and sickening. Horrible things slither over themselves like snakes peeling themselves to shreds and you swim through them. Join them, rage and love in madness. Your mouth won’t close. It’s all you can do to pull your arms from the sludge to cover it. All sound fades as the void batters your fingers to escape your throat.

You weep with joy to see the monstrous Lola pressing her hand against your stomach and down into your pants, because everything else is real, both the silent forest and the damnation you’ve witnessed beyond it.

Lola’s touch brings disgusting pleasure that you can’t escape from. Her blank stare keeps you paralyzed, so you must watch as her mouth closes and her lips slowly creep up. When she smiles, tension suddenly builds inside you. What little reason is left in your mind tells you that it’s the end. If you don’t become what Lola has become, you will be thrown into the unknowable again to rot until the end of time if such a mercy will ever exist. 

Your climax is anticlimactic, all things considered. Your muscles clench and you soak Lola’s hand. Of all things, it’s the simplicity of the orgasm that returns you to the physical realm and throws your arms down so that you can scream. Only one voice, this time. It’s met with the bouncing rhythm of far-off music.

Lola breaks away from you and steps back, the smile still etched beneath her pale eyes. But the smile drops immediately, and she looks confused. Her eyes quiver and the color fades back into them. She pants heavily, begins to flail, and frantically gropes in every direction until she stumbles into a branch, which she grapples and holds on to as if she’s hanging from a cliff.

“Lo—” you test, “Lola?”

She stares at you. Tears stream down her otherwise motionless face.

“What happened?” you ask before deciding she probably has no more of an answer than you do. “Are you okay?”

Lola gulps and her crying stops. She still looks nervous, as she gives you a forty-one percent waxing smile. “Yeah… I’m fine. I think I’m just a little more tipsy than I thought.”

“T-tipsy?”

She nods, and glances down at her hand, covered in your cum and visibly shaking. “Yeah.” She steps away from the tree branch and cradles the hand in the opposite elbow for a moment. “Tipsy.”

The two of you stand in uncomfortable not-quite silence. You wonder if she saw what you did. Heard what you heard. You can’t help but flinch when she moves in your direction.

“I’m g-getting cold,” she says, taking your hand in her dry one, “Let’s go back to the fire.”

You let her pull you tightly against her side, and the two of you walk back slowly to where your friends await.

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That was the end of the story, so... Happy Halloween, nerds!

[aceburncloset]

Day 128: Generic filler - Mermay Octopus

Sorry for black lineart and it being mermay again, I was a bit sick smh and originally plan to do a joke series when I take some met gala outfits and call them generic walkway series. (Idgaf abt met gala for all my life but the idea of taking something significant and calling them generic just feels funny) but the outfits are complex so here we are, continuing the mermay as idk what else to do

Full body below (its the smallest I can get which is exactly 2000 x 2000 when my usual flow makes the final piece having 2000 being the shorter side)

[miyacreampie]

Lenny sensei's class has begun!~♡

“Good boy~♡”

synopsis 💭;; Teru sucking his boyfriend off because he's a desperate puppy

note 🖋️;; Broski, I love Terushima. Idgaf what you say. He is the literal definition of ‘I'll swallow your entire next generation’. Again- ignore any mistakes ajzbsjzbajzanjsns just be horny absbsknsk

Male pronouns used

“Teru, stop it. Mmh~..I'm all sweaty..” (Y/n) uttered softly, a bit out of breath from the run he went on not long ago, and Terushima's heated kissing. He attempted to push his boyfriend away, but ended up pulling him closer. “Stop..I'm tired.”

Yuuji sighed softly. “Damn, can I get some dick once in a while, (Y/n)?” He pouted, giving (Y/n) the biggest puppy dog eyes he could muster. (Y'know, like this- 🥺) “Please? I've been such a good boy lately..isn't it only fair I get a reward?”

(Y/n) gave Terushima a questioning look, but he wasn't lying. Yuuji had taken care of the house and ran most of the errands during the week. He even made dinner on some occasions.

“I'd be fucking you stupid if I had the energy.”

A bit frustrated with his boyfriend's answer, Teru's eyebrow twitches involuntarily. He knew he couldn't make himself feel as good as (Y/n) does when he fucks him. “Can I suck you off at least?!” He asked, the desperation clear in his voice.

Knowing Yuuji would just pester him about it until he got what he wanted, (Y/n) gave in. “Fine. Just let me sit down.” The (h/c) haired man said as he went to the couch and flopped down on it, making the pillows bounce a little. He spread his legs a bit, and Yuuji got on his knees between them.

The blonde's cock throbbed in his shorts as (Y/n)'s musky scent filled his nose. It was so intoxicating to him. He let out a breath that he didn't even know he had been holding, as he pulled out (Y/n)'s semi-hard cock. (Y/n) flinched a little from the cool air suddenly hitting his dick.

“I waited a whole fucking week for this.” Yuuji mewled as his hand pumped (Y/n)'s cock at a fast pace, pulling soft groans from the man above. Once again, Teru's cock twitched. “Heh..does it feel good, daddy?~”

This time, (Y/n)'s cock was the one that twitched.

“Mhm..” (Y/n) looked down at Yuuji. “You gonna be a good boy and suck daddy's dick?” He ran his fingers through Terushima's hair, smirking as the smaller male's breath came out shorter and more shaky.

“Yes~” Teru licked the shaft once before being stopped. He whined.

“No, no, no, *Zasshu-chan~..what do you say before a meal?”

Teru gasped softly. How could he forget? “I'm sorry daddy! I wasn't thinking straight!” he put both hands together as if he were praying, and let his head down a bit. “..I..Itadakimasu~” After he lifted his head, he wasted no time trying to choke down (Y/n)'s massive length.

(Y/n) rubbed Yuuji's head. “You wanted it that bad?” The only response he got was a muffled moan from the man below him. (Y/n) let out a growl-like moan as he felt Yuuji's tongue piercing rub against his cock as the blonde deepthroated him.

‘He tastes like how he smells.. Jesus- I swear this'll make me cu–’ Terushima didn't realize how sloppy he was getting with his tongue until (Y/n) moaned his name– or rather his nickname.

“Z..Zasshu-chan~..shit~”

Yuuji felt his hair being pulled as (Y/n) stood up from where he sat. He pulled away from his boyfriend's cock, looking slightly confused. ‘Holy shit- did I do something wro–’

“Open up and say ‘ahh’..” (Y/n) said, as he looked down at Yuuji with the most sultry look in his eyes.

Being the obedient puppy he was, Terushima opened his mouth, letting his tongue hang out. “..a-ahh…” He wasn't given a chance to properly breathe before (Y/n)'s cock pushed its way into his mouth. Not even three seconds after, (Y/n) put both his hands on either sides of the other's head and began ramming his cock in and out of Terushima's mouth.

Teru gripped (Y/n)'s hips, looking up at the said man who returned his lustful gaze. Every time (Y/n) hit that one spot in his throat, he felt himself nearing his climax. But he wanted to cum when (Y/n) did because that's what a good boy does. (Even though his boner was starting to get a little painful)

Luckily he wouldn't have to wait long for (Y/n) to cum, and he could tell by how much his master's cock twitched in his throat. The twitching made Yuuji gag a little. Yuuji's tongue danced around the underside of (Y/n)'s shaft in a desperate attempt to make the (h/c) haired man cum.

And that he did. The only warning Teru got was (Y/n) shoving his dick as far as he could down Terushima's throat before spraying it with his semen. Once Terushima's throat and mouth were at their full capacity, and (Y/n) finally pulled out, cum was spilling out of his now violated and utterly destroyed cakehole.

He knew better than to swallow before being told to, so he held the cum in his mouth, his jaw now feeling a bit numb. His eyes fluttered shut, the tears that welled up in his eyes finally falling down his face.

“Good. Now swallow. All of it.”

Yuuji did as he was told, swallowing the thick liquid he had been holding in his mouth. When he finished, he let out a shaky breath. Finally regaining his ability to think, Teru noticed the wetness in his shorts. He pulled his shorts and boxers outwards to look.

(Y/n) chuckled, looking into Yuuji's cum stained underwear. “Looks like Zasshu-chan made a mess~..” He pats the blonde on the head and smiles. “You've been such a boy for me, so I'll let it slide.”

The praise made Yuuji blush. (Y/n) told him he was a good boy. It made him feel so happy.

“Thank you, daddy.”

He's such a good little puppy, isn't he? 😩 We love Teru and his piercing. 💖 Thanks for reading. ♡

*Zasshu or ‘ 雑種 ’ means ‘mutt’.

The class session is now over!~♡

[msookyspooky]

Scream (1996) Characters + Mickey Having a Tall S/O

Randy Meeks

IDGAF if Jamie is 6ft. Randy Meeks is a short king. You cannot change my mind.

He jokingly flirts with you. Everyone laughing at how funny it was that he was trying to put the moves on you. When you flirted back...His brain kind of blanked out a bit. 😳 He didn't prepare for that.

He quickly becomes a flustered mess if you lean against a wall that he's up against and smirk down at him. Like, are you trying to make him fall in love or what????

Once you're a couple, that boy is absolutely enamoured with you. You are a freakin God/Goddess/Deity to him. Like, holy shit how did he snag THAT?!

Will worship you because he never thought in a million years he'd get you. Loves leaving kisses up and down every inch of you.

He is a leg guy. Long legs wrapped around him has him biting his lip and groaning.

Won't have an issue with you getting him things. He knows he's not that tall. He got you so what does it matter if he's tall or not? You clearly didn't mind.

You both playfully tease each other about the height difference. It's not insults but tiny jeers to each other that you both know is just teasing.

You jokingly sit on his lap in front of everyone not only because he gets bashful about it but because it just lets anyone trying to flirt with you know you're with him.

He gives a smug smirk when people dog him and you walk in the room to wrap an arm around his shoulder. The look on any assholes face that the shorter nerd pulled an Amazonian Goddess or a Person with Viking stature has him grinning about it for days.

The gif is literally him with any taller partner. He doesnt give a single fuck. You're his. Being chest level is even better because what a view 🤌👀

He will be a bit apprehensive of you wearing heels at first because are you seriously trying to make him look even shorter? But the minute he sees how they push up your ass and emphasis your calves...He's not complaining.

Billy Loomis

IDC if Skeet is 6ft tall I headcanon Billy as 5'9-5'10 at best. Billy just rounds it to 6ft. 😒

He had a thing with Stu whether he'll admit it or not so another guy or nonbinary person taller than him isn't a big deal. He still exudes dominant energy in the relationship regardless of how much taller you are than him.

If you're feminine, he's not sure how to feel. 'Guys are supposed to be the tall ones in the relationship.'....It's the 90s, he has a fragile ego, and he's from a rich moderate town. What do you expect but for him to feel like he has to be 'the man' physically at all times and possibly have misogynist tendencies? Even subconsciously. They are there.

He would probably mock your height at first because he's an immature jerk and being mean is how he deals with feelings he can't comprehend.

Oh! But if you use his head or shoulder as an arm rest he's mad the whole day. Eventually, you both insulting each other becomes your form of flirting

OR you let him know it bothers you and he'll ease up. He might be taken aback because to him; he was just teasing. He'll do better if it really bothers you. But you better do the same for him because he is tall, okay? He's not average and he definitely isn't short, alright?!

He gets a huge ego boost if he can make you flustered. It's almost comical seeing him put his arms on either side of you on a wall and you blushing as he smirks up at you.

He will get a kick out of being the dominant one in the relationship. That you're his size or bigger and yet he's still the one taking charge. It's a big turn on to be able to be the one calling the shots with his partner no matter what but you being so big and yet docile with him? Hot.

You actually forget that he's not taller than you because he just treats you like you'll break. Like you're this tiny, fragile thing he has to take care of and protect. It's endearing and a welcome change because no one else makes you feel like that. 💘

Will definitely wrap an arm around you and dare ANYONE to make a remark about the size difference.

Wear heels or platforms in public and he's annoyed because it's hard telling lying to people that your 6ft tall with a partner over towering you

Don't you EVER get him anything from the top of something. EVER. He is getting the damn thing himself even if he has to get a step ladder or climb to get it. 😡

Eventually, you got on the step ladder and grabbed it for him and he begrudgingly let you.

Will be extra protective of you if you're a non confrontational gentle giant and someone makes you cry. He will kill someone. Seriously, he won't even hesitate to protect you no matter how physically capable you are. You're his and no one makes you cry and lives. (They show up a day later hanging from a tree with their guts hanging out.) 🗡

If you are confrontational and intimidate someone in front of him, he will be thinking about it constantly because holyfuckingshitthatwashot...They still gotta die for insulting his partner but that's besides the point.

Tatum Riley

The girl dated Stu. She likes them big 😏

Will flirt with you, eyeing you up and down and giving smooth pick up lines. "Damn...That's a tree I want to climb...Sorry, just checking out the scenery. How you doing, honey?" If anyone else said it, you'd be rolling your eyes but her saying it gets your interest....I mean, she's hot.

Would definitely be one of those people that is constantly comparing your heights. "Oh my God, guys! Come look! I come up to YN's neck, holy crap."

Once you're a couple, congratulations. You have officially become the designated ladder.

She will climb YOU in order to get something... What? Her legs are wrapped around your waist? Oh, how did that happen. Hold still while she gets that cup. Yeah, she could have you get it but...Why when she could 'help' 😏 😉

You are still getting her everything. Be ready to be called at any time of day to get things on the high shelf.

Pick her up. She will be smitten. She may or may not try to pick you up but it didn't work.

You better start realizing you're putting her on your shoulders at concerts.

If ANYONE makes fun of you or insults you in anyway; she is on their ass. It's like a Chihuahua protecting a Great Dane. She doesn't care. She becomes 7ft when she's pissed off! 🤬

If you both argue, she will get a chair just to yell at you face to face.

Please, let her get you heels! It may be a challenge to find them in your size but hunting for a pair of size 10-14 heels that are still cute is half the fun for her. (She finds them on her own and surprises you as a gift.)

If you don't wear heels that's fine too but she will be giving you fashion advice for your body type. With those legs and that torso and those shoulders; why aren't you showing them off???

Lies and tells people you're a model. Runway or plus size or commercial depending on your body type but she still tells people you are. May even try to get you into modeling because LOOK at you!! You're gorgeous to her and have the height to match!

Stu Macher

He is like 6'4 so unless you are extremely tall then most likely he is still taller than you.

When he first saw you he is INSUFFERABLE. He is constantly leaning near you or eyeing you up a down or trying to compare your height or delivering pick up lines. He is lewd as can be with you and has zero subtlety. "Wow...I could just sit on a chair to eat that, no kneeling required."

Like...Boy??? If you don't STOP. Eventually you either become flattered by it or just give in and go on at least one date with him.

You being tall doesn't bother him at all. In fact, he's kind of thrilled having a partner close to his height. Other than that, it's just like any other relationship to him.

He can rough house with you without worrying about hurting you! That's always a plus in his book. He still tries to pick you up to prove how buff he is. You don't mind because it's not too often you have a guy taller than you able to manhandle you.

If you wear heels and you end up being taller then him holymotherofgod you better be prepared for him to be throthing at the mouth and ready to do whatever 👠🥵

Seriously, he doesn't have people taller than him often let alone his partner he finds sexy af! He is down bad for you in heels.

You both draw stares or at least glances when you enter a room. Both of you seem to attract both good and bad attention and Stu loves every second of it

Wants you to wear his clothes. They aren't as long on you as they were Tatum or Casey but being able to see your ass hanging out around the house is even better 👀

Constantly lets everyone know. "Yeah that fine ass tall glass of water over there? Hell yeah, man. That's mine."

Good luck on roadtrips in the backseat or in tight spaces. Both of your long legs are not working. He'll definitely suggest you lay on him to 'save room'.

Keep away doesn't work as well with you but that's when he just leans back against something so you're climbing on top of him to get it. What? Him doing it on purpose to get your chest in his face? Of course not!

He doesn't openly get mad at someone mocking you or him for how tall you both were. He plays it off as a joke. "Ha! Frankenstein's Monster. Funny, bro. Seriously, ya got us!".....Then mutilates them later on that night. 🫀

If you can pick him up he will be taken aback and questioning for the rest of the day whether he liked that or not. (He did.)

Sidney Prescott

She's 5'7 without the 3-4 inch ankle boots she wears throughout most of Scream. So, she's not that short herself.

Probably one of the only ones where your height truly doesn't matter. It's not a turn on or turn off.

You're both cuddling or sitting most of the time so your height doesn't matter too often. When you do walk together, she's a hand holder rather than walking plush up against you. So your height really, truly makes no difference to her.

The only time it does is when she's holding your hand and comparing your hand size to hers. Lovingly smiling at you as she compares.

Will bring up your height if you get her something and tease her about not being able to reach. Just like Randy, it's all fun. Nothing malicious about it.

Wants to borrow your clothes to lounge in if you're 6ft or taller because their perfect night shirts.

Will be a giggling mess if you pick her up Princess style (Because Billy could only give piggy back rides and he still didn't offer)

Will glare at anyone who calls you an insult...Go ahead. Call her partner the Jolly Green Giant or Lurch. Go for it. See what happens.

If you hold something over her head to tease her with, expect her to either tickle you to get it back or touch somewhere sensitive to distract you enough to snatch it and then play innocent afterwards.

Gale Weathers

She is vain and extremely traditionally feminine so I can't see her ever being with someone shorter than her. You're height doesn't win you brownie points in her book. That's a given if she is even considering you. Oh, so you're tall! Want a cookie? Big deal.

If you wear heels and you're taller than her, expect a jeer about trying to hog the attention. 🙄

Once you're a couple, however, it's a totally different story. Watch her insist you wear the heels to get attention on BOTH of you.

She likes looking up at you. Giving you those doe like eyes and smiling as she sees you give in to her.

She will have you raise her up during an investigation to look through a window.

She is considerate if you're with her. She just isn't to anyone else. So if you get her things, she will thank you with a smile every time.

She usually has someone else do her hair. But with your height, you could easily reach the top of her head without her straining her arms to do it herself. (Her hair in the first film is A LOT of rolling a brush in an underhand motion HIGH above your head with a blow dryer. It's an arm killer)

She doesn't see your height as anything unordinary or bad. She's always in heels or around media personalities in heels or tall newsanchors and actors. So if someone from small Woodsboro insults your height? Oh damn...She is whipping around and dragging them verbally. She will humiliate them in front of everyone to the point even you're grimacing. The woman does not play. 🗣

Definitely makes comments about "I'm not too maternal but hopefully if kids are in the future they get your height. I had freakin calf implants just to have your legs." It takes you aback how forward she is but she wants what she wants. If she sees a future with you, she will let you know instantly.

Whenever she can't get something, her eyes instantly go to you as you roll yours and get it for her.

Would definitely complain about neck pain while talking to you for too long and looking up. She probably doesn't even have to look up that much she just likes teasing you.

Dewey Riley

He's 5'10-5'11. So, average by most peoples standards.

Your height has him crushing on you big time. God, just watching your stride or how you stand out while talking in a group has him getting yelled at by the Chief for not doing his job.

He isn't nearly as flirty as Stu but he's not a socially awkward child that will avoid you either. If he likes you, eventually he will take the risk and tell you he thinks you're attractive in a polite way. "I hope you don't mind me saying so but...Gosh, you're pretty/handsome."

Once you're together, he treats you like he would any partner. Like Sidney, he doesn't use your height to his advantage or make too big of a deal about it (But he does find it an attractive quality about you for sure.)

He doesn't mind you in heels or not. You're looking good to him regardless.

Will chuckle and flush a bit at you over towering him or kissing the top of his head while standing

He is a people pleaser and a doer so he doesn't ask for help often. But if you stand there long enough and watch him struggle, he will ask you to help him hold up the thing or help him reach for the thing.

Loves you laying your long legs over his lap while watching tv

Tries to pick you up to carry you to the bedroom. He almost drops you but regains his footing. He is carrying you, make no mistake. He might struggle but he's doing it for his baby.

He's not confrontational but will always defend you against anything or anyone. He's your protector no matter if he's shorter than you or you're both the same height!

Will open the door for you and be 'the gentleman' in the relationship no matter how much shorter he is than you . He is going to treat you like an angel in his life and that means doing things for you he knows you're capable of but it's still how he shows he loves you.

Mickey Altieri

Mickey's slightly taller than Dewey but still shorter than Stu. So you COULD be taller than him but most likely slightly shorter or the same height.

This man has no shame. He's like Stu and Randy's love child. He saw you only because you were towering over a group of girls and a few guys at a party and made his move.

"Come on, babe. I don't mind a lil height difference...Besides, we're all the same height horizontally." or if you're the same height or shorter. "I just couldn't help noticing you and thought 'wow, that is a stallion I wouldn't mind riding'...Wanna dance?"

Definitely comes on way too strong at first and it doesn't let up as a couple. He is passionately with you

Heels? Fuck yes, Mommy/Daddy. Dominate him😩

Seriously, he requested the heels. And for you to shove him against a wall while talking dirty to him. The boy is a freak and is probably stammering to get out a single word.

He loves having you as arm candy. He shows you off and doesn't care if you're taller than him or not. Wear the heels babe. You look hot in them.

He doesn't care about what people think of him. Not a single ounce of a fuck given. But if they make fun of you OR even your relationship they are dead. He is fist fighting them first THEN killing them later.

He gets his camerecorder out and starts at your feet and slowly goes upward to your face. Making lewd comments the whole time as you laugh and shove it away.

Insists on you sitting in his lap or getting a piggyback ride from him. He manages just fine, being muscular and tall himself. He loves to see you shy about it and does it often.

[wormsmith]

Hello!! How are you? Can I ask for a Tolkien match-up please? Here's a few things about me:

- I am a Virgo

- I love housework (especially cooking, tidying up, cleaning and decorating) but would never choose to be a housewife

-genderqueer pansexual

-im a cat person

- Booksmart

-Clumsy AFFF

- I play the flute and learn music theory

- I can be ruthless defending myself and friends

- I either have a extra-caring or idgaf attitude, no in-between

- trust issues, anxiety, mommy issues, disorderly eating, daddy issues - the whole lot

- plus size and v insecure ABT it

- curly hair

- on the shorter side of average height

-kids tend to love me, and I do them, but I'm not very family oriented

I hope these are enough.. thank you!!! Have a nice day!

Your top picks were Tauriel, Thorin, and Dwalin, but ultimately I match you with . . .

Bilbo!

Two Bilbo matches in a row idk what that's about

He takes a liking to your empathetic side before your i-don't-care attitude, but after a little while of knowing you, he starts to appreciate the strength of that part of you, too.

Please defend him. I beg you. He's a people pleaser to extreme degrees, he is incapable of standing up for himself. He will swoon if you defend him in a situation where he can't manage to do so for himself.

He appreciates your practicality at times, as he can very easily get caught up and indecisive about things, or worry too much about what people think. He's more than willing to take turns easing your anxiety, as long as you help him with his.

He appreciates any skill that someone invests their time into, but he's particularly fond of someone who invests time in instruments, particularly gentle sounding ones, like harps, violins, or wind instruments. He finds the flute quite captivating, and will instantly lose focus on whatever he's doing when you start to play, getting absolutely lost in your music. He will clap when you are done playing even if you are the only two in the room. It's very cute.

Bilbo would never expect you to do housework, but he loves keeping his space clean, and he also genuinely enjoys tidying up! You two would probably have a great time spring cleaning together. He would ask you for help rearranging furniture occasionally, just because he knows you enjoy it as much as he does.

Side note - living with Bilbo may help you with your disordered eating a bit. He's fairly strict with meal times, and he loves to cook for his beau. He's likely to help you stick to eating a little more regularly.

I feel like Bilbo's approach to gender is very much live and let live. There are times when your gender is fully incomprehensible to him, but by god, he has the spirit. Will give you anything you want, be it dresses, suits, makeup, etc. You can have all the gender, he loves you so much.

P.S. if someone else takes a negative stance on the way you present (or generally any negative stance on you at all, actually), Bilbo will puff up like a little cat, defending you by scolding whoever they are and immediately taking you away from them. No need to waste your time with cruel people, he says. (He may be small but he's quietly fuming. You might actually need to calm him down xD )

Speaking of cats, Bilbo's approach to animals is extreme hesitance, followed by extreme love, given enough time. Cats are curious creatures he thinks, and he'll gladly admire them from far away, thank you very much. And then two weeks later, he'll be doting on that cat like there's no tomorrow. He will do this routine with every single cat he meets, ever.

Books!! You're both very fond of literary adventures, and he wouldn't be at all opposed to collecting an entire library with you! Loves to ask your opinion on things he's read, or offer suggestions on books he thinks you would enjoy.

Bilbo is very similar to you on the subject of kids. He's been a bachelor for a while, after all, but he loves telling his stories to the young hobbits at parties. He loves that you get along with children, but there's no pressure at all to have little ones of your own.

Thanks Yavanna every day that you aren't very tall. Not that he would mind if you were! He's just happy he doesn't have to exert a bunch of effort to give you kisses.

On that note, you may not be the hobbit partner that the Shire would expect him to pair up with, but he loves you dearly, in all of your differences. Your culture and your appearance are both beautiful to him. He's got a lifelong mission to prove to you that you're beautiful, no matter how large or small, or different you are. Your uniqueness is to be celebrated! It's what makes you, you! And he loves you, he says. (You will be getting these abrupt impassioned speeches every so often. You'll have to get used to it xD)

Thank you for sending an ask! I hope you enjoyed your response!!

[gangrenados]

A-z for vampire jason? Please

•Could you do all the AU!Vampire alphabet with Jason, please?

I wanted to use a more vampire-ish gif BUT I can't say no to a shirtless gif of this dude, sorry

Warning: blood, death and murder mentions

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

I don't think so, that person has to be really important to Jason for him to consider turning them into a vampire. Like you, one of his siblings (cuz batkids care about each other idgaf), Alfred or his close friends...maybe even Bruce but I'm not so sure about that one...

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

When Jason bites you he tries to be gentle and not apply so much pressure. He doesn't want to hurt you too much, so he prefers to take things slow.

Of course, if he comes to bite you in privacy then he will do it in a sensual way, doing everything possible to give them hickeys since they like to see them afterwards.

Now, if he is feeding on someone unimportant then he doesn't care that much if it hurts or not. Of course, it all depends on who this person is, because if it is someone who made him angry then he could even tear the skin so that more blood comes out.

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

Of course! He uses every one of his abilities when he has to fight, it would be very foolish if he didn't.

Besides, he uses them for extremely normal things, like not turning on the lights at night to go to eat something, using his cloaking ability to scare you a little and flying around when he feels very overwhelmed and wants to be alone for a while...

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

When Jason is mad it's better to stay away and let him deal with it. Anger is not an unknown emotion to him, but he truly prefers for you to not see him when he's about to rip someone's head.

His eyes turn blood red and his fangs come out, in this scenario his fully strength comes to light and he's not afraid to use it. Jason is an agile and stoic fighter, so you wouldn't know what happened before you're death.

He's capable of killing or injuring someone pretty fucking badly (or even dismembering if he's feeling playful)

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

He prefers human blood as it is easier to get and tastes a little bit better as well. However, I think that in a life and death situation he wouldn't pay much attention to that detail.

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

Jason is really unsure weather biting you is a good thing or not, he doesn't want to put you in pain and he's really sure a small bite will lead to him sucking your blood. He tries really hard to avoid biting you.

The only way Jason will bite you if he's starving really bad. He would just go where you are and bite down on your arm without much care

Jason is too hungry to be polite and after you see part of his face covered in blood and a little grin because now he's not at the verge of dying, Jason will apologize for almost drying you.

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

Jason absolutely loves haunting his prey, the thrill of the chase gives this man joy. He will do anything to make this situation enjoyable for himself, he doesn't care that much about the pray because, well, they're gonna die either way, right?

The only "prey" Jason is careful with is you. He still scares you in a joking way when he's about to suck your blood, but he doesn't torture you...

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

He feels like a monster in every way possible. It sickens him to the core the fact that he has to hurt you to be with you, he hates himself for all the horrible things he has done in the past.

It's an neverending torment, but Jason stills hope he can change.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

It took you YEARS to get closer in an emotional level with this man and yet it's hard to understand him sometimes.

Jason is a complicated person, he believes that if someone gets close enough to him something bad will happen to them. That's the reason he tends to avoid you.

He told you the vampire part when you found him in a compromising position: Jason's entire face was covered in blood along side his hands.

He was standing next to a corpse, whipping away the blood from his chin as he licked it eagerly. It has been so long since he has eaten something, living with a human was surely a hard task.

"Oh shit..." he turned around at the sound of your voice, his panicked eyes meeting your scared ones. " Is that you J-jay?"

Jason took a few steps away from the corpse,spreading his arms fearfully."I can explain, babe..." he said slowly. This is the end, he fucked up and there's no way you can forgive him this time.

"Fuck!" He shouted when you fainted, speeding up to catch you. Jason's fingers brushed your face lightly, smearing blood on your skin." Damn, I fucked up..."

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

You can bet you life he would.

His family is used to dealing with Jason's stupid pranks, so are the Outlaws. In fact, everyone who has a decent relationship with him will be a victim of his pranks.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Yes, that thought tends to cross his mind every time he sees the simple life the humans have or when you're asleep on top of him.

He knows your life is a lot shorter than his and it scares him to know you one day will die and leave him. Jason wants to spend his life with you for the eternity, maybe he will need to use other methods to make his wish come true.

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Acceptance, love and a lot of patience.

Jason feels like a burden every time you put se effort in trying to connect with him, however, it warms his heart since it's always a surprise when someone is kind and sweet towards him.

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Jason has murdered people before, so yeah, but he usually tries to avoid drinking blood from criminals because you don't know where this people have been.

That why he prefers to buy some clean blood or just ask one of the people he trusts for some of theirs. But if the thing gets extremely bad, Jason is not opposed to just feed off a random civilian...

If Jason feeds of normal people, then he tries to be gentle and not suck them dry, even when he's starving really bad.

He once accidentally killed a civilian while feeding on his early vampire years. Jason didn't even asked them if it was okay if he drank some of their blood, he was beyond hungry and too altered to be polite...he still feels guilty of it.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

Of course he doesn't! Jason thinks he's a freak, as well as the rest of his kind but maybe his way of thinking has to do with the fact that he wasn't born a vampire.

This is his new life so he has to keep up if he still wants to live. But there's no way someone can convince him that drinking blood, having sharp fangs, the ability to fly, among other weird things like being able to camouflage.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

Jason wanted the whole vampire aesthetic, so he learned how to sleep upside down as well as levitating. It's weird having a normal human day and then finding your boyfriend taking a nap in the rooftop.

But Jason has been trying to convince you to buy a coffin.

" You said you're tired of the footprints in the rooftop, if we had a coffin you wouldn't have to worry about that!" He says so confident it makes you roll your eyes ." Besides it would look dope."

He also as deployed a love for bloody milkshakes with extra whipped cream (he has been speeding too much time with Dick lately)

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

Jason is not sadistic with you, he hates the thought of inflicting your pain on purpose. But if you're on the freaky side then you can convince him to be a little mean with you during the nasty, and even then Jason will always ask how you doing and if you want him to stop.

Taking that apart, he can be sadistic with the people he doesn't like. During fights Jason will mock them as he crushes them without blinking, what if he's confronting someone who harmed you? Well, Jason is gonna make that person feel pain ,he wants their suffering to last.

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

He had to leave his life behind even if he wanted to, coming back from death is not a normal thing to do and it gets even weirder when you find out you're blood sucking creature.

Jason tries his best to pretend to be a normal human when you go out, he doesn't want to draw too much attention. It annoys him and he doesn't want you to be exposed to be uncomfortable.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

Jason doesn't understand why, but it makes him so happy to see his bite marks on your skin, for him they're like hickeys in a twisted way.

He also like to leave the normal hickeys when you're doing the dirty.

T - Turned - how were they turned?

(This apply more with this Arkham Knight version cuz yeah)

Jason was turned after a few days after being locked in Arkham. He remembers vaguely what happened since his mind was still off in that time.

Jason just knows he was in one of the many cells with one or two goonies of the Joker and high pitched voice of Harly complaining about the Joker leaving her alone.

Then Jason felt a sharp pain on his neck, blood running down his cleavage and staining part of shirt and the weird thought of "why is this taking so long?" That filled his mind.

Next thing he knew was that he had to feed of blood for the rest of the eternity.

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

A decent mental stability and a good relationship with his family.

Jason has been through many things that he does not wish on anyone, the negative things he thinks about himself are embedded in his brain and it is difficult for him to ignore them sometimes.

As hard as he works to overcome all his insecurities and traumas, he feels that he will never be able to escape these demons. Still, he tries to be better...

Now, we all know that batfam is somewhat complex and no matter how much they support each other, there is always that tension present. Jason looks like he doesn't care, but that's a lie.

He cares about them even if it is hard for him to show it, and he wishes that the relationship they have was more stable and not so chaotic.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Yes and without hesitation if you were at the verge of dying or after he had a crisis because he became suddenly aware of the short lifespan humans have.

Jason can't bare the fact of living without you, it sickens him to think about the day of your death...he just can't let you go.

He doesn't care if it's selfish, he will transform you into a vampire so the two of you can be together for the eternity. Jason is aware he might feel extremely awful after, but again, he dosen't give a fuck as long as you're alive.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

Well, he goes out every night to fight crime...I guess that's a yes, but it has to be a really serious fight for him to fight against his own kind.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

Jason can be pretty obsessive and extremely protective, he just wants you to be safe and that's sweet, but he can get suffocating really fast.

Because of this Jason doesn't hesitate about killing those who harmed you in cold blood, as well as keeping you safe from the horrible things the world has to offer.

Jason would not abuse you by any means, but if he has to scare you to make you understand why you have to be careful, then he will. However, it takes a lot for him to do that.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

Jason has made a lot of progress since the pit days, but I don't think it takes much to make this man go insane.

It's not gonna be a cute thing if he loses his mind. Jason would turn into a cold hearted man with prominent sadistic tendencies and little to no care about other people's lives. However, the last point is just for criminals, Jason still has a soft spot for those who can't protect themselves...he doesn't cross that line.

If he reach this point there's a big chance Jason will try to make you leave, since he doesn't want you to get in trouble OR in the other hand, he will basically make you stay with him even if you don't want to cuz he truly believes he's the only one in this world that can protect you.

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GoT Season 8 Episode 1: The Pointy End Recap

Gods I am back on my bullshit but I can't help it 'cause I had too many thoughts about yesterday's episodes.

Disclaimer: So if you know me or my blog you know I don't root for D Targy (I write it like this cuz i don't want this post to pop up in her tag) and that she sometimes annoys the crap out of me, also i don't root for her bland ass romance or anything magical lizard related. I support House Stark 100% so ofc I believe in Pol!Jon (and more over I am a Jonsa shipper so ofc Imma write about that) and if you don't agree or don't feel confortable with any of those things this Recap is not for you (if you come here to troll I'll just ignore you anyway so don't waste your time and energy like that)

With that said let's begin!

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-The episode starts with a young boy running to meet the Queen's entourage, we already see a lot of peasants and common folk gathered there, Arya sees the boy and smiles fondly (she is totally reminiscing when she did the same when King Bobby B visited WF) This shots made me feel very nostalgic as they parallel very closely S1.

Another parallel that it's included here is Jon and D arriving all regal couple like, I was just remembering about Bobby B and Cersei, and things are already on a visual side not working for them (d looks totally out of place with that flashy awkward coat, I mean the color, the cut, the red details, all of it makes her stand out like a sore thumb. On a visual level alone she does not belong there). The music is also worth noting, it starts off on a very ominious tone and then gets some heroic B bright undertones as Dr and Jon ride closer to he camera, but again falls into an ominious conqueror-villian entrance song.

The perspective shifts to Arya watching Jon and D riding (she doesn't seem happy to see D she kind of looks confused) but smiles when she sees Jon, we also see The Hound (Arya looks really confused, cuz she probably thought he was dead) and Gendry (she gives the cutest smiles ever,and yassssss Gendyra lives!!) riding behind them.

We get Varys and Tyrion riding in a carriage of sorts, and an unnecesary enuch joke *sigh* even Varys calls out Tyrion for it, and he is like idgaf cuz i got ballzzzz!! (Classy dude)

The common folk is not diggin this dragon kween business and obviously don't cheer or grovel at d's feet, she is very upset at this and Jon is like "I told you so", then the dragons approach and the people are terrified, they scream and run, worst of all D smiles and seems so smug (fuuuck her a thousand times, this proves she doesn't give a fuck about poor people unless they adore her, and that fear is just as well for her as respect, cuz this bitch is just like Cersei but dumber) and we don't really get to see Jon's reaction but come the fuck on!! This people Jon knows, some of them he has seen since he was a little boy, these are the people he is trying hard to protect and you think he is not gonna care for them just cuz d is pwetty?? Nah dude, he knows she cares about being worshipped (I meaaaan her long ass list of titles) but he thinks she is mostly harmless (may i remind you he still doesn't know about the TARLYS)

The camera follows the dragons and we see Sansa looking at them with worry (my poor girl, that's the adecuate reaction when you see monsters terrifying your people)

K, now we are seeing Jon in the courtyard, he sees Bran and immediately runs to him (you can clearly see Jorah helping D dismount in the background and that's hillarious cuz 2 seconds in WF and he is already leaving her ass behind in favor of his family), we even get a forhead kiss and Jon is pretty emotional at seeing his baby brother all grown up (tbh i find Bran's deadpan deliveries so funny, Jon looks confused af) he sees SANSA and biiiitch (I wanted to screenshot his face but I just gave up cuz it's very quick) the softness of his stare, the parted mouth, the way he just dives into her arms (Sansa stares at D while they hug like bih fuck off he is ours) . I want to address something real quick, yeah it was a shorter hug than we expected, but not less emotional ( Sansa was smiling and the look on Jon's face when he saw her) still it was 10000x times better than any Aegony scene because the affection is mutual Jon goes straight for a hug and Sansa opens her arms as opposed as Aegony scenes that rely heavily on D. Also I think this hug was shorter (and we see Jon pulling apart first) cuz d is watching, not only that but a lot of people are and i do think this season until the parentage reveal is out in the open they will be trying to keep their distances cuz they have feelings siblings are not supposed to have.

Jon asks for Arya, and Sansa says she is lurking somewhere with a smile (this reminded me of Cat asking about Arya on ep 1) and D approaches with the most forced smile ever, Jon introduces Sansa with her proper title first and then is like she is the kween D Targy forsaking all her thousand titles thank god. Also the first thing Jon says is that Sansa is his sister which I'll talk about later. So D tries (and fails) to be charming, saying how beautiful WF and the North (she says it's as beautiful as Jon said) and compares Sansa's beauty to it which had me wondering stuff.

A) so we never get Jon and D talking about Jon's siblings (another aegony is doomed moment) but he does mention briefly Arya and Bran cuz he thought they were dead, but Sansa??? Unless a thrid party brought her up he never talked about her which leads me to think D had no idea about Sansa being Jon's sister and that is why he breaks the hug and introduces he as his sister frist of all.

B) By talking about Sansa's beauty and how Jon talked about it, it implies they did talk about Sansa and that Jon said she was beautiful ??? Cuz that's the way D made it sound xdddd.

Ofc i think the A to be more like lyrics cuz Jon is playing his cards very close to his chest, but I thought it was funny.

Sansa brushes her of and delivers the WF is yours your Grace bs. Duuuude she is not even trying to be charming (she is corteous enough but barely) like she would have played the modest naive Maiden and said "not as beautiful as you, your grace" (bihhh d would have loved this shit) nor even a gracious thank you. And i wonder whyyy?? As far as she knows she is an ally, and yeah she doesn't trust her damn she doesn't even like her but that hasn't stopped her before like damn she was all charm when she met Roose and Ramsey for the 1st time and she hated them!!!! What I think is happening is that LF'S words are still in her mind about Jon marrying D, and Jon separated too quickly from their hug, and now he is standing beside this woman calling her queen, and yeah I see the jealousy maybe she doesn't know why fully maybe she is just starting to realize her feelings and is all projecting them onto the he betrayed the north's trust but I do feel it goes beyond that and it shows.

Bran interrupts before things get uglier with D and Sansa, with news about the wall, D looks shocked (bet she thought she was the only one who could control dragons) Jon looks like he is about to have a pánico attack.

They have a meeting with the northern Lords in the Great Hall (it is very curious that Jon is seated between d and Sansa, when befitting her new title D should be in the middle, D&D are driving this love triangle home) but from the get go we see that Sansa is the one running stuff and doing everything a queen should, she asks Ned Umbr about his people, he says they need more wagons and horses (I am sideeyeing D so hard at this moment) Sansa bids him to go to Last Hearth and bring as many ppl as he can.

Lyanna Mormont then proceeds to rip Jon a new one (but Lyanna like everyone else isn't really getting the full picture) and Jon looks at Sansa for support (like curious, as Lyanna is talking about D and she is his lady love and stuff you'd think he would look at her to gather strenght or resolution for what he is about to say but nope) but she is like 'dude you deserve it' and I would say she is right but like wasn't Sansa defending him to everyone that would listen last season ??? She literally said she respects Jon's desicions, nah this is her jealousy this is a go on prove me wrong, talk, give them (and me) and explanation of why u betrayed our trust for her. And Jon does look crushed when he sees he is not getting any support from her cuz if pol!Jon is right he did it! He listened to her, he was smarter than father and Robb, he brought an army home, and Sansa the one he did all this for still won't trust him that the North is his heart and home and he would do anything to keep it safe (like still pretty fucking unfair he wants sansa's blind faith without giving her anything in return but I get where he is coming from) and if pol!Jon is not real then they really destroyed Jon's character in favor of the blandest romance ever and I can't get behind that way of thinking because before I even shipped Jonsa I was a fan of both Jon Snow and Sansa Stark and I believe and support them both.

Honestly my boy doesn't even try to sell D, he is just like we need allies!! Tyrion just about gives up cuz he thinks Jon is a bumbling fool with no idea of how the game is played (lmaooo) and tries to sell D plus the idea that Cersei is sending them the Lannister army (I think is very important jon didn't mention this and I will go on about it later) Sansa is just about fed up with this bs, and asks a real important question about how da fuck is she supposed to feed this big ass army plus 3 dragons that she didn't account for and she doesn't have any obligation towards, like that's d's job, even worse d's haughty response (you can see Jon doesn't like this one bit) like honestly I had never felt more annoyed by d she is already a villian threatening Sansa in her own home for daring to care more about her people than about d's lizards, and i don't know how people are ok with that, like dude y'all are entitled to your own opinión and to loving your faves, but this shit was awfull.

We see carts of dragonglass in the courtyard, Gendry is giving instructions and Lord Royce is just leaving Sansa looking at all this activity when Tyrion approaches Sansa.

This is already to long and I have much to say about the Tyrion-Sansa convo, so let's go on in part 2!!

[hand-jiberty-piberty]

I never really knew how to talk about sex. I’m still not great at it . I always found my self in a relationship on the ask side of the equation. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad but it was disappointing the wind gets taken out of the sails when you have to ask for vanilla. I’m not even sure if vanilla is the best it’s just I wasn’t good at conveying my desires or at stating the rules a head of time. My relationships fell into a pattern initially, usually pretty enjoyable if not great sex to, asking for the basics to, feeling resentful that ,at least from my prospective , sex never happened unless I asked. There was hardly ever a surprise and then boredom sets in. And it all falls apart.

Sex shouldn’t be what it’s about it should be a meeting place where a relationship can find new prospective and build from there I guess. I’m not sure . I obviously haven’t been doing this well because I found it difficult to meet even my self in a place like this.

I have to be honest I don’t like to masterbate unless I go through an emotional catharsis or feel something more then just the physical stimulus . I find the idea of sex w/o catharsis to be laughable and somewhat comical. Just the physics of it all. All the limbs and fluids it really is kind of silly at least sex w/o connection that is.

I first emotionally connected with my self about three years ago. I’m 37 now so yeah learning to love your self one hand job at a time. It is not easy finding arousal in the complicated plane of emotional existence.

At this point in my life I am a warped emotional landscape. There are oasis’s but finding them is like pulling a truck using your hair also you’re on fire for some reason. Anyways I do not have a good analogy or metaphor for what I’m trying to describe.

That place beyond analogy and metaphor is where I am finding more and more of my arousal as I move forward .

I have to stress that looking at my self in this place is dam near next to impossiable.

I have never found arousal in my own image mental or physical.

So what I find in this place is the other. Not me but apart of me . This scares me.

I am not any where near in ”mood” to get all sexy.

The other is unpredictable, they move through dimensions I can’t perceive. This could go poorly for me it has in the past.

I’m never sure where or how it begins but one side or the other makes the first move. Once the initial move happens quickly a rhythm forms not to the beat of a drum more like the gurgle of a spring time brook fresh with winter melt.

Should be noted that at this point that fire that was inexplicably lit has turned into lava coursing over my skin no touching it just millimeters away scorching the hairs on my arms and legs.

It is almost to much.

I see flashes of green then deep darkness beyond obsidian.

No sure of what comes next I find words tumbling out of my mouth to the rhythm of the brook.

It’s a song about being lost

it’s a song about being found

it is a name for the other

it is zes name my lover on this plane and the next.

The name blossoms and explodes in my mind.

The analytical side of my self desperately trying to hold on to the name creating ever shorter and shorter variations on the same theme faster. I tell myself faster is better but it hardly ever is with the exception of bandaids and nascar.

The shortest I am willing to say zes name is

“LONG LIVE THE DEAD KENNADYS BIT[expletive interrupted to bring you these messages [;-)].[|-)].[NOD] night olive juice 🥤]

And that is the story of when I learned how to make love to my other self that was not or is not me but is a part /with…I wasn’t in control so I don’t want to say with my self I honestly don’t know how to describe it is beautiful just writing this I have had an outpouring .

I am genuinely excited to meet you irl again maybe this time we could make out 💋 no pressure though;) or what ev r idgaf 😎

[jacksonnicolee]

NCT irl at Kcon2017

Oooohhhh fuck can I just start off with they’re all really fucking attractive and pictures don’t do them justice? Like seriously pictures cannot contain how perfect they are. Taeil: He’s super cute like really cute. His body is even cute. He’s like right in the middle not super tall but not short. When u look at his face u just wanna smile. Really smooth skin like u wanna rub it, it’s like after u shave ur legs. Has big puppy dog eyes like u finna get lost in them shits sis. His hair is very nice and looks healthy, his hair kinda looks weird sometimes in photos but it really suits him irl!!! Some girl got chosen for Doyoung and Taeil to sing a song to her and Taeil sang a Bruno mars song I’m sorry I really can’t remember what it’s called but you guys know that one Bruno mars love song. His English was PRECIOUS he has a very sweet sing song voice. Everyone melted when he sang the Bruno Mars song like GODDDD boy really can sing well!! He's a super cute puppy flower boy, he gives off pretty boy vibes 🌸. He was smiling a smol cute little smile the whole time he was very precious and I just wanted to love him. Taeyong: MY FUCKING BIAS. WOOOW HES SOOO ATTRACTIVE WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? I WAS IN THE RED CARPET TAKING PICS THEN HE CAME OUT AND I JUST I PUT MY PHONE DOWN AND STARED AT HIM I HAD TO EXPERIENCE HIS BEAUTY RIGHT THERE MY MOUTH GOT FUCKING DRY AT HIS BEAUTY. Super nice skin super cute lil sweet heart trying to please everyone fan interaction every time u turn around. When he dances he GETS INTO IT his hair flops all around it's really adorable! He hits all his moves super sharp and it's very pleasing to see. He had a solo before all the other boys came out and he KILT THAT SHIT everyone was in shock because it was so good. He was very nervous and I was like abt to cry bc that's my baby and no. He was talking in English and messed up and he DID THE CUTEST SHIT EVER he just looked at the ground and started smiling and all the boys just patted his back everyone said "awww" tho so I hope that made him feel better. Really a perfectionist, tried his hardest to speak really good English, ohh boy his English voice is cuteeeeee. He kept taking his jacket off because he was gettin hot. Has nice arms, the boys weren't lying ab those veins girl u can see them from miles away, he has nice hands too. He's kinda like Taeil he's not very tall he's more on the shorter side but very nice thin pretty dancer body. He was so pretty?They had a little fan interaction wheel of fortune thingy and he kept doing all the little popular American dances he was gettin it in. On stage he's got a very sexy idgaf vibe, but in reality he's cute and quiet. A fan had the same hair color as him and when he walked by her he pointed to his hair and then hers and gave a thumbs up. In all he really works hard and you can tell he really cares for everyone especially his members, he's very nervous but once he gets past that he's super cute and wants to make sure fans have a good time. ALSO HES FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT EXPLAIN. Johnny: BIG HES BIG TALL LEAN BUT MUSCULAR BUILD HE'S THE EPITOME OF A MAN. Very tall, I was at his elbow. He was right next to me and I almost fainted he was so hot. He has these little patches that look like irritated or inflamed skin on his left cheek near his neck and under his jaw his makeup artists covered it really well tho so I really couldn't tell. He has flawless pore less skin it looked really soft and dewy. His hair was actual sex, the pictures don't do him justice he fucking ROCKS this hair and it makes him give off sexy vibes. When I told him I loved him he gave me the sweetest smile ever and ugh I melted. Very polite baby!! Asked how everyone in my isle was doing and waved to everyone! I can't get over how nice his body was I just wanted him to wrap me up in his arms so badly they looked so strong, his body is actually pretty wide but he's lean and muscular, like he could engulf you. Bless those stylists tho bc his clothes fit him really well and he looked very cute. He's a precious pure baby in a big sexy man body, he was smiling the whole concert everyone was PIPING HIS HEAD YO. He was talking and it got quiet and he was asking the members to show something and asking the girl who got picked for the song to pick a singing member and a girl in my isle screamed "I pick you Johnny" and he couldn't contain his smile and laughter like he was cracking tf up. Every time it got quiet I would scream Johnny along with 2-3 other people in my isle and he would smile SO BIG. He was really happy, lots of Johnny stans there. His legs are big and long, when he dances you can see how big they are, he was smirking the whole cherry bomb choreo bc everyone kept screaming his name. In all he was extremely extremely handsome I wasn't ready I had no idea how handsome he was! He's so underrated please love him he deserves it. He's a cute shy baby with a sexy face and body like he would treat u so well I can just tell. I really wanna meet him again! Win win: PRINCE OF FUCKING CHINA. Huge eyes like they're half his face. Symmetrical face with very nice features. Sort of round face. Good hair, pretty doll lips. He's sort of on the shorter side and he's thin but not as thin as Taeyong. He was gettin hyped, there were a lot of win win stans with little signs and stuff. He didn't speak any English but listened very intently when Mark and Johnny and the others spoke English, you can tell he really wants to learn. I feel like he's a fast learner. Very articulate and energetic dancer, looks like he's having the time of his life on stage. Laughs at anything the members say, he really loves them. I was wearing an nct banner on my shoulders and he pointed at it and gave a heart and I thought I died for a sec. He tries to make sure every fan can see him like when they were waving goodbye he took the longest and kept stopping to wave 😂. He's a cute baby and sometimes it seems like he isn't thinking about anything? He loves being on stage and dances amazing I was so impressed by him, the other members all dance very well too. He seems very innocent and sweet, he works very hard and does a very energetic stage. Really tho he's so handsome like prince of China frfr. Jaehyun: TALL BABY! HANDSOME BABY! PRETTY BABY! MUSCULAR BABY! He really is tall, almost as tall as Johnny. Definitely most muscular in NCT he has BIG arms, you can see through his clothes how defined he is. His voice is deep, like deeper than on the actual tracks. AMAZING LIVE Singer. He sang live the whole time and everyone was amazed. He's actually very good at dancing!!! A real man!! The type of guy u wanna wife up. Shy but confident, very smiley and cute with his members. His hair is really nice I wanted to run my hands through it so bad. When he was in the isle with me he kept looking around and licking his lips 😫😫. He's really built so well and his voice sounds like honey. Actual prince. You think he looks good in pictures? Well if you see him in real life your gonna be blown back by his handsomeness. Actor like chiseled features, looks like his jawline will cut you. Big eyes, small face. He was very pale, but not extremely pale he was just very symmetrical and perfect looking, he looked like if you could create the perfect man. Overall he seemed like a cute reserved sweet heart, once again shockingly handsome and sexy but also very cute! Doyoung: BEAGLE! THIS BOY IS TALL AND CUTE! THIS BOY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! He has very circular big eyes, he's pretty thin. Legs r long as fuck they look like they're his whole body. Sweet high voice when he sings, he sings very well live. When he was singing to the girl i was shocked how nice his voice really was. Cute hair, it's also kinda thin. He gives off cutesy boyfriend vibes. Aesthetic boyfriend. Model boyfriend. Very well spoken and articulate. Very chic! Once again he seems like a model or something. All his clothes looked like he was modeling them. Cute stage presence equally cute up close. He wasn't shy at all he just walked down the isle I was like damn ok. He has this sort of happy but chic aura. This boy knows what he's doing he's very good. Overall I just wanna walk through ny with him and take aesthetic pictures, such a boyfriend oml. Yuta: HANSOME! SMART! LIKE REALLY DAMN HANDSOME! He's a bias wrecker, he damn near stole my heart. Sexy boy fr tho idk if he knows how sexy he is tho. Good dancer too. DEEP DEEP VOICE FUCKKKK. His Korean is really good too. He's in the middle for height also. When he dances he thrusts his hips a lot. You know that part in the beginning of cherry bomb the "I'm the biggest hit" part? Boy was thrusting his hips super hard. Nice body, also kinda thin but somewhat muscular. Really attractive and handsome, it's like he commands your attention and leaves you wanting more. More of a smirk than a smile on stage. Cocky and sexy on and off stage, off stage he's a tiny bit more cute tho. Sexy without trying sort of dancing. Sweater paws the whole night! He wasn't sweating super bad despite his million layers of clothes. Seems like the school bad boy. Major bad boy vibes. Watch out tho bc then he'll do some cute shit and steal ur heart. Overall very sexy with a good stage presence, I feel like he's very cocky but in a good way like it's hot, MAJOR BIAS WRECKER. Mark: SUPER CUTE SUNSHINE BABY TRYING HIS BEST HE WANTS TO PLEASE YOU HES A GIFT FROM GOD! When I tell you the cutest most sweetest lil baby ever I mean it. Little baby facial features with big round eyes. His voice is surprisingly deep in real life? Tries to give bad boy sexy vibes on stage but just ends up being a cutie. PROTECT HIM. He can dance very well I would say one of the best dancers. FULL OF ENERGY THE WHOLE NIGHT. His hair was all floppy and bouncing around it was so precious. He was getting down to the wheel of fortune song like he was actually dancing really well to the random tune. He's just so super cute and smiley UGJ. He will brighten your day. He was nervous and kept stuttering in English and smiling at the floor it was cute. His English voice is so nice to hear it's like the perfect tone it just sort of flows into you ears. Bouncing around the stage the whole night. TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND BEST. Really hard worker. Sweating a bit but it was cute. Everything he does is cute. Overall I jut wanna protect him and watch him grow and get more popular, he's really so lovable. Haechan: AWWWWWWW CUTE LIL BABY BOY! SOOO EXCITED AB EVERYTHING! When he dances he also bounces around. SMOL! Heart piercing smile! SMIRKING THROUGH EVERY PERFORMANCE. It's funny because he thinks he's older than he is and it's really cute. CUTE PRECIOUS BABY FAT I HOPE IT NEVR GOES AWAY. Sweet baby face and very interesting and melodic voice. I'm smiling while I write this y'all he was so cute in his little shorts. He was so fucking happy and excited just really super precious. He can dance really well too he killed his solo thingy. Really sweet baby you would never know how much of a trouble maker he was. He's really the cutest lil thing and so excited he couldn't contain it! God I just wanna protect him.

[marsymckenzie]

92 questions

Tagged by: @shazrystyles (lmao I love talking about myself XD)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Pepsi

2. Phone call: No one calls me lmao. Except my mom

3. Text message: my friend

4. Song you listened to: Helena - my chemical romance ❤

5. Time you cried: yesterday I teared up a bit while watching beauty and the beast lmao

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: I have been single from the day I was born

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope. Still mouth virgin

8. Been cheated on: nope. (Benefits of staying single yo)

9. Lost someone special: I guess

10. Been depressed: LOOOOL! Its everyday bro

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Black 13. Red 14. White/pastel pink (thats four but who cares)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yes.

17. Laughed until you cried: yeah

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah, they arent bad things its just gossiping i guess but idgaf

19. Met someone who changed you: Good luck if there is someone out there who could change the way I think lmao.

20. Found out who your friends are: No but found out how none of the people around me care and we are just friends for the time  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: No.

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Many,

23. Do you have any pets: Pets are so cute but I dont think I can handle them.

24. Do you want to change your name: Maybe? I mean I get to have the nickname of a planet and a chocolate at the same time so I will stick with no.

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Went to school, had a good day there, went back home and slept. My crush at the time had his father dead, just your normal birthday party.

26. What time did you wake up: 1 pm coz I have no life

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing hunger games simulator 😂😂

28. Name something you can’t wait for: THOR 3 AND THE AVENGERS INFINITY WAR

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: two mins ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: The routine, the boredom, basically everything.

31. What are you listening right now: The sound of silence XD

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I dont think so XD

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: people who exaggerate everything and get offended so easily.

34. Most visited Website: watchfree.to since I am always watching something.

35. Mole/s: I have very tiny ones that are almost invisible idk if that counts

36. Mark/s: Yes but they are starting to fade

37. Childhood dream: Being an actress but that too started to fade. Cause we’ve all learned to kill our dreams  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (why did this turn so depressing suddenly?)

38. Hair color: reddish brown

39. Long or short hair: short hair :D

40. Do you have a crush on someone: No ew never doing that again.

41. What do you like about yourself: having the acting skills of being nice to people I cant stand ✌

42. Piercings: No but I wish I was brave enough 😂

43. Blood type: I…actually have got no clue

44. Nickname: Mars, Marsi, also marsi bar from a close online friend that I miss so that name is quite cute ❤ and miro but I prefer mars lol

45. Status: Single as all shit

46. Zodiac: Sagittarius 47. Pronouns: She/Her

48. Favorite TV Show/s: SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHER-

49. Tattoos: I DEEPLY WISH!!!!

50. Right or left hand: Right handed.

51. Surgery: If laser, painless surgery on eye counts then yeah.

52. Hair dyed in different color: Not so different but the shade of my hair now is because of constantly applying henna and dying it once… without bleaching… with a shade that was very similar to my hair shade which was really stupid of me XD But anyway I want to experience all colours.

53. Sport: This is a big bag of nope for me

55. Vacation: I wanna roam the world. But dreams are dead and life turns plans upon their heads  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (i should stop XD)

56. Pair of trainers: trainers and sneakers are basically the only things I wear.

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: LOVE IT

58. Drinking: I have a serious addiction to soda. I call it sodaism.

59. I’m about to: sleep.

61. Waiting for: sherlock season 5

62. Want: To experience all sort of things.

63. Get married: I dont really think much about it. I want to get to accomplish what I want first.

64. Career: I really dont know what I want yet :/

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs and cute snuggles ❤ 66. Lips or eyes: eyes 😍

67. Shorter or taller: Taller coz baby girl needs to feel sheltered. (My sabby side is coming out KILL IT)

68. Older or younger: Older.

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: fuck both 😏

71. Sensitive or loud: idk what that means but neither.

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. But yet again I dont do relationships and I dont do hook ups I am a single, independant woman who wa- *someone throws a tomato at me*

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: TROUBLEMAKER. 😃

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: No

75. Drank hard liquor: No

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: If breaking glasses was a sport i would have 100 medals by now.

77. Turned someone down: Yes lolol

78. Sex in the first date: Yo there is a 90% chance I am actually asexual so no lmao

79. Broken someone’s heart: I dont know

80. Had your heart broken: Yeah but wasnt really his fault

81. Been arrested: No but I want to do something crazy and get arrested for it? Y'ALL I AM CRAVING ADVENTURE DONT JUDGE ME

82. Cried when someone died: Yes.

83. Fallen for a friend: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: I dont believe in bitches

85. Miracles: no

86. Love at first sight: I guess thats a thing

87. Santa Claus: 😢😢😢

88. Kiss on the first date: depends.

89. Angels: Yes.

OTHER:

90. Current best friend’s name: I dont have ‘friends’

91. Eyecolor: dark brown

92. Favorite movie: TANGLED ❤ 10 things I hate about you and beauty and the beast 2017 because the beast is actually so fucking beautiful and the music is AMAZING!

Now y'all reveal your darkest secrets to mama 😏 :

@princeleolicious @jakemckenzie @playchoicesz @illegallyblonde2 @princessmckenzie @whatchoices

And anyone who wants to do it ❤