#a general shitpost man

[dykealloy]

“we sent yuan away so his feelings could subside” you sent him to gay rizz bootcamp is what you did

[chaoticas-hell]

When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:

[eunzul]

aloha general.

(I think my english is shit)

[theaxolotlkween]

Generator Rex memes that I drew today.

(Last one is a post from owlpellet)

[thesherrinfordfacility]

hey michael psspsspss cmere i want to have a talk about your face in this scene, nothing weird, just a little chat

[incessantlark]

eef wieners...

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

gl!ranboo could 100% pull off the sawtism shirt 👍

[clefablepb]

Henry Stickmin WOKE Collection:

HE/THEYnry stickmin

eLiESBIAN rose

charles calvin

general GAYforce

the bukowski TWINKS

reginald copperBOTTOM

LEFT hand TRANSman

burt curtACE

dave PANpa

rupert BIce

NON BINellry

[love-pack]

Remember when in Mortal Kombat Conquest Reiko kisses Shao's sword lovingly like it's his dick haha because I do

[bookwyrminspiration]

saw someone on ig complaining about how a fic with a beautiful, evocative title was actually kinky mpreg erotica as if that's not a keystone of ao3. anyway. unrelated I have opened a new tab

[risingchaos]

Everybody needs to hear this conversation between me and my dad (an OG Star Trek fan) from earlier.

Spoilers for 6x24 (Second Chances) of Star Trek TNG.

Context: We had just watched the TNG episode “Second Chances” and I made a joke about what if the Riker double killed OG Riker and took his place.

Me: I would love to see a Star Trek “What If” series.

My dad: Right?

Me: Not even just Next Gen, I’d love to see some Original Series ones.

My dad: Me too. But it would just be about how they’re all gay for each other.

When I tell you I was speechless. 😭

[mspaintbladie]

started gold and gears with a d1 erudition blade solo for the meme

[endlessfuckup]

this blog is no longer going to be a phan blog

if you are following me purely for dan and phil

unfollow or block please

[bj-cuntycunt]

Captain, time is crucial. You have a dangerous man out there with a huge ass.

[barbwillbrb]

Fuck it-- characters I have been obsessed with/attracted to because I no longer have shame.

Also if it is not clear by the end of this post I have a voice kink.

General Grievous (ALWAYS AND FOREVER. WHEN I FINALLY WRITE MY SELF-INSERT FIC YOU WILL BE IN FOR A WORLD OF CYBORG FUCKING. THE ARMS. THE POSSIBILITIES. THE ANGST. I WILL BRING THIS FUCKER TO THE LIGHT SIDE WITH THE POWER OF PUSSY.)

Professor Snape/Alan Rickman (fuck JK for real but look I was obsessed with this man for YEARS to an embarrassing amount and almost won a trip to see Rickman when he performed on Broadway. If he said "good girl" at any point in any film please DM me the deets and I will combust okay)

Uncle Iroh (this episode lives rent-free in my mind and officially made me an old man fucker)

Garrus Vakarian (I LOVE THIS BITCH AND PLAYED THE GAMES JUST TO KISS THIS COCKROACH. Literally Googled "games with human/alien romance' and this bitch popped up. SOLD.)

I simp for other fictional characters but these guys are a permanent part of my fucked up harem okay.

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

pcov Stan is a bear malewife. pcov Kyle is a millennial dad.