#a hell of my own making

[yamada-ryo]

If I make a dorito post edit people in the notes will go "WHERE IS HE"

If I make a post edit that isn't a dorito edit people will go "i spent so long finding the dorito"

I can't win...

Perhaps this is dorito hell...

[arctic-hands]

I don't understand how a casserole can have pure garlic bouillon, fuck ton of onion powder, pepper enough for a slight mouth tingle, and still be completely flavorless

[sappymix1]

im gonna throw up what do you mean its october 16th whag do you mean i have to post fics on the 31st and the 1st 😭😭😭

[ghoul-haunted]

made the horrible mistake of getting cozy in bed before brushing my teeth

[phillycheesesteakcore]

me: ugh, there are so many crumbs in my bed, so uncomfortable :((

me, approximately 45 minutes earlier in said bed with a bag of cheeseballs:

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[stressingplant]

made a horrid decision. made a drink that was 1 tsp of instant coffee and 2 bags of earl gray and a spoon or two of sugar.

my stomach hurts :(

[dreamsinmoonlight]

(The poll is at 47 votes at this moment

I fear what the results might be

*looks at my pile of WiPs and at the possibility of writing smut for Adam*)

[gayclubsoap]

my tumblr is being so finnicky rn /screams/

[ftmcloud]

'Make a video about ff16 it'll be so fun'

Now I have like 60 hours a footage to edit and my script is already like 3 pages long and I just met benedikta-

[briefsoulsuit]

Do not bury me

Let me dig my own grave

[kynvillingur]

the soul crushing shame of seeing any drawing made ever and thinking about how much better it is than anything ive ever made or could ever make

[goonssquadd]

My gnostics are just full of Frank ass now

[mwagneto]

sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

[mysticdragon3md3]

Just returning from being annoying on Twitter.😝

[sennextheassasinkingoflight]

Not me scrolling Tumblr full of my lgbtq+ materials on Easter Sunday while at a gathering with my very highly religious family who don't know I've left the church and am Bi.