#a little flirting and dancing

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

[ghafahey]

I want to stand with you in front of all the Daturma Ox things to come.

JESPER FAHEY and WYLAN HENDRICKS in Shadow and Bone ( 2021- )

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

✨ Momma’s night out ✨

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

*voice of boy who just experienced romantic/sexual attraction for the first time* did you guys see that. that was insane. wdym you live like this

[momotonescreaming]

lowkey obsessed with the domestic college stommy au that lives in my head

[trans-xianxian]

I think postres prerelationship wangxian were definitely just like waiting for the right time and all that but I Do also think that wei wuxian very much thrills at the tension and the teasing and lan wangji enjoys the chase. like yeah yeah they're being mature and waiting until they're both emotionally prepared for the kind of serious relationship they both want but also they're definitely participating in some kind of obsessive courting ritual

[innytoes]

let's throw a curve ball (is that the right metaphor? I know nothing) 21 and/or 16 for the Caleb/WD* au

*Willie's Dad ;P

How do I even explain this AU? Well, Yeo wrote in some fic or tags something about Caleb being Willie's stepdad and it spiraled from there.

Today had been awesome. He had spent the morning skating around town, landing some sick tricks, and then he and Alex had a date. They'd gone to a cute little cafe and a music store and gotten ice cream together and talked and talked and kissed for hours.

So yeah, Willie had an excellent day.

Until he came home and found his dad making out with his dance teacher in the kitchen. Like, full on making out, with tongues and teeth and rucked up shirts and in the kitchen where Willie made his sandwiches.

"What the fuck?" he blurted out, because seriously, what the fuck?

"Willie!" Dad said, and gross, his lips are all shiny and his face is all flushed. "Okay, so, I can explain..."

"IN THE KITCHEN?" Willie shouted instead, because well. He knew his dad wasn't straight. And had recently started dating again. Though could he have found anyone else to date besides his dance teacher? "With my dance teacher? Really dad? You couldn't just go on the apps like a normal person?"

"Well actually," Caleb started, and Willie decided he really didn't want to hear the rest of that story. And Caleb wasn't his teacher here, so Willie didn't have to listen to him. So he covered his ears and shouted 'ew ew ew' all the way to his room.

He hid under the covers, trying to wrap his head around this. He pulled Lancelot close, burying his face in the plush dragon's soft stomach.

He'd told dad he was fine with him dating. And he was. But why did it have to be his teacher? What if they broke up and Willie had to switch dance schools? Or worse, what if they stayed together and Willie still had to switch because of bias or something? Those classes were cut-throat sometimes, and he could see the dance moms out for blood if Willie got a part they wanted their kid to have and they found out Caleb was dating Willie's dad.

Because it wasn't like he disliked Caleb, or anything. Sure, he was a little extra sometimes, but that's part of what made class fun. And he never got weird about gender stuff, all parts were cast based only on talent. The dress code was lax, and the rules weren't so stifling they made dancing un-fun, unlike some of the other studios Willie had tried.

Also Caleb was just really cool and accepting. And funny, in a snarky way. And he never let anyone get away with any kind of bullying. And when Willie was having trouble with a certain part of the routine, he let Willie stay after class and worked with him on it.

So okay, maybe Willie understood those were all things that could be nice for a boyfriend to have. Alex was also cool, and funny, and kind, and principled. But still... the kitchen. Where they ate.

There was a knock on the door, and Willie grumbled out a 'whaaat'. Because he wasn't actually mad at his dad or anything.

"I brought you Oreos as a peace offering," his dad said, sticking his head through the door.

Willie sat up, pouting. "You may enter," he allowed, making grabby hands. He had no idea where Dad had hid those from him, because usually Oreos didn't last in this house.

Dad sat on the bed with him, forking over the goods. "I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Caleb sooner," he said, as soon as Willie's face was stuffed with cookies so he couldn't talk back. His dad was a wily one. "We really wanted to make sure we had something before we told you."

"Do you?" Willie asked.

The way his dad's face turned shy and happy at the same time said everything Willie needed to know. "I think so. I really like him, Willie."

"Uh yeah, I could tell," Willie said, because while he was happy for his dad, he did Not Want To See That. The shy smile turned into an embarrassed grimace. "Two rules. One: no matter what happens, you won't make me switch dance classes, and Caleb won't be weird about it."

"I promise," Dad said, holding out his pinkie. Willie hooked his pinkie around it, and they shook on it. "What about the second rule?"

"No sex in the kitchen!" Willie said. "Or any of the shared living spaces! No sex on the couch, or in the garden, or on the stair case, or wherever else you two want to get nasty."

His dad sighed, but held his pinkie out again. Only when he promised that did Willie deign to share his Oreos.

[sophiethewitch1]

me and what we want are going through a lovers spat rn because i desperately want to write more for it but i constantly feel like shit so its really getting in the way of our relationship. also if youve sent me any asks that i havent responded to i am geniunely so sorry about it i am in the trenches right now

[theyarebothgunshot]

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[virgosahel]

Ok, hear me out

You know these scenes, right?

What if we got something similar... for Hunter and Willow?

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

My birthday was full of unexpected interactions

[myfaveisfuckable]

you got me thinking of Mulan(the twink of a woman) insisting on carrying Mirko(buff fem, to me) bridle style whenever the opportunity arises. You did this to me.

They throw each other around like sacks of potatoes

I think Mirko picks up her girl boyfriend Mulan just bc she can and it's funny

Mulan does it bc she has a point to prove. Her girlfriend may be all dense muscle but her love is stronger than gravity! And she does pushups! Basically, she's stubborn. More stubborn than gravity!

[fauvester]

Hey I'm fairly new to your blog and I've been curious where did the name "Iskra" come from? It means "spark" in Polish and I was wondering if you knew

omg it was unintentional!!

I think Iskra came from Ishka Quark'smom plus skrain [dukat] > memorable 2 syllable cardassianesque name

But I love that it has an unintentional second meaning 🥺🥺🥺 it fits her so well, she's a little sparkler! A little firecracker!

[briseise]

well ren. what can i even say about that. regret to inform you he wasn’t normal at all.

[nejackdaw]

Met Gortash at the Gate and I get it now. I get it. Ketheric had to die because he happened to be there when Gale decided it was time to explode and I blamed it on him. It was convenient. But no. I'm flirting with this smooth talking, deranged little man. We both know we want to kill each other. We both know we're lying. We both keep up this ruse of amicability because to each of us it's funny. I want to get close to him and kill him horribly and bathe in his viscera like it's some fucked up baptism. Is this why you all do dark urge??? I get it.

[liliallowed]

okay uhm...

is it weird that I relate to kraven from the new spider man game on a spiritual level? except with dust.

all these crazy masochistic challenge loving psychopaths are my kindred spirits.

see it's about RESPECT people.

...

don't mind this last picture

anyways I totally get the appeal.

you want an opponent that literally CAN and will fucking demolish you.

good for y'all man cheer to you for living life to the fullest.