#aWKWARDDD

[in1ovewithawar]

how do u even tell someone u dont actually see ur life going anywhere n u havent since u turned 17

[aussie-wbb]

😬😬😬

[redfielddoesthings]

Hello! I saw that you were at the origin of the Vance fanart that you have in PP (profile picture) and I wanted to say that I really like your style. Is it possible to do Lucky?

Sorry in advance if my English is bad!

Hello there! ♡

Aaaa, so nice to know that you appreciate my art! It means a lot to me!! Thank you for the kind words ♡ And it absolutely is!! I hope you like the results, still not sure how to draw him properly lol. (Your English is very good, dw.)

⁠☆

[swordsandholly]

Discovering you're aromantic when you're already married is crazy, like damn no wonder I got so viscerally angry when people said it was weird to call my partner my best friend all the time. As if that’s somehow a lesser position than romantic status. Wild.

[pinkcarsupremacy]

I couldn't ever be an F1 interviewer bcos u gotta look these drivers in the eyes after they've had the worst race of their life and say shit like 'so tell me how you feel' when it looks like they about to walk back out onto the live racing track and kill themselves

[bloodtwin]

❝ LOOK ⸻ HIS HANDS DRIP WITH BLOOD ! ❞

INDEPENDENT, SEMI-SELECTIVE RESIST DARK URGE OC from BALDUR'S GATE III. written by ADAM. 21+. n.sfw themes.

[lexicals]

Am trying so hard to find a way to knit socks that makes them actually enjoyable to me bc I have a whole lot of nice sock yarn & want to have nice knit socks to wear but so far I have found both magic loop and dpns mildly agonising - I can do it but nothing about the process makes me want to continue it. I'm gonna try tiny circulars next hopefully this will be the thing that clicks

[thejubilee-xmen]

Hows you and roberto by the way

Uhmmm we still talk, occasionally,, ^^;

[teemhaunts]

anyone know if theres an aj discord server more focused on lore stuffs?

[honeynclove]

this guy asked for my number and bc I was cornered into talking to him I gave it to him and now he keeps texting me 😭😭😭

[beepborpdoodledorp]

hand sprite

[yeonban]

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours.

@effigist asked: ✔ ash for tobias 💪

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their (primary) phone (that has all of Tobias' important contacts in it) | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them (or alternatively, babysit Ash's gang/allies) | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding (Tobias just laughed at this one I'm sorryadhyuasgdsahd) | share food with them

Lover/Fling:

let them stay after sex | gentle sex | rough sex | experiment | handcuffs | bdsm | whips | orgasm denial | aftercare | cuddles after sex | tea/coffee/etc. after sex | gentle kisses | rough kisses | passionate kisses | sloppy kisses | lazy kisses | hang out without sex | hide their relationship | cheat on them | cheat on someone else with them | dirty talk | loving talk | gentle touches | rough touches | nervous/shy touches | say “I love you”

Married/Dating:

take them on expensive dates | pay for dates | make them pay for dates | go to the movies | put out on the first date | get an arranged marriage | stay at home most nights | cuddle in front of the tv | propose first | drop hints until they propose | give a big/expensive/elaborate proposal | have a quiet proposal | say yes to a proposal from them | have a big wedding | have a small wedding | elope | get married in Vegas | go on an expensive honeymoon | go on a cheap honeymoon | have kids | get a pet | move in together (Tobias with his dozen houses: :) ADHASDHSAJD 😭) | laugh during kisses | laugh during sex | tickle fights | fight over who’s cuter | make them sleep on the couch after fights | make up sex | angry sex | no sex | let their parents/siblings stay over | let their family visit often | tell them “I love you” every day

Sibling/Platonic:

fight (SPAR! SPAR! SPAR!) | hug (Tobias isn't against properly hugging him but boy does he think it'd be so awkward the first few times he'd do it. so typically Ash would instead get those half-hugs/half-lounging on the other's shoulder kind of embraces that men always love to give each other) | laugh at them when they get hurt (for the minor/stupid injuries) | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Enemy:

fight them | take petty revenge | kill them (thank GOD Ash isn't the type to betray him for no reason so this will never come to pass 🙏) | try to smother them in their sleep | hire an assassin | work harder to beat them at something | follow their social media just to get mad about it | make passive aggressive remarks towards them | spread rumours about them | laugh at them when they get hurt | take pleasure from them being upset | ruin their life

[irzaozer]

closed starter @camilamoreno

How much would you hate me if I asked something of you...? Hear me out, you remember me telling you about ex-wife, right? Recently, I accidentally ran into her. Long story short, her car broke down and I didn't know she was there, so I came out to help. We exchanged some words and she apologized, but I told her that we can't be friends. I know I'm probably not making any sense right now, but will you pretend to be fiancée? You don't have to say yes, of course. But I figured, I should just ask.

[hansslut]

one of my friends tried to kiss me today and my stomach did the thing 😻 ( kidney failure )

[teamphobia]

so, how's it going?

-@water-pokemon-appreciator

(you said you needed to socialize XD)

I'm well. Yourself?

[mihai-florescu]

But i did make this last night