#aaaaaaaaaaa so cute T^T

[ln4author]

𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖸 𝖣𝖮𝖭'𝖳 𝖪𝖭𝖮𝖶 𝖠𝖡𝖮𝖴𝖳 𝖴𝖲 — Charlie Bushnell fanfic (parts of instagram and chat au)

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THE STORY SPOILERS HAS ARRIVED!!!

@ellarue

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ellarue Is it a LONG way to where our brother is?@tomsturridgeofficial (thank me, I made him create an account here)

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tomsturridgeofficial No. Not fair. Are you happy now kiddo?

↳ ellarue Yes, I'm big bro <33

↳ tomsturridgeofficial <33 (I learned how to do it)

dior.n.goodjohn NO FUCKING WAY YOU'RE GOING TO BE DELIRIUM???? O H M Y G O D, I'M IN LOVE W U!

↳ ellarue I'M THE ONE WHO'S IN LOVE WITH YOU, TRUST ME!!!! CABIN 5 IS ONE OF MY FAVSS <33

↳ dior.n.goodjohn You already have the last name, when will our wedding be??------

walker.scobell So this is the profile of the much talked, Miss LaRue?

↳ ellarue It's a pleasure to meet you too, Mister Jackson

iamcharliebushnell I love sandman.

↳ dior.n.goodjohn Said the guy who watched an entire season in a day after a CERTAIN news came out...

↳ iamcharliebushnell I said I LOVE the series <33

↳ aryansimhadri I swore I heard that he had never seen the series before this CERTAIN news @dior.n.goodjohn

↳ leahsavajeffries "Please, be discreet" he asked

↳ iamcharliebushnell THANKS LEAH!!!!!!!!

user1 WHY IS THE ENTIRE PERCY JACKSON CAST HERE????

↳ user2 GIRLLL!!!!!! I think the news about her being Selena is true!!!!!!

↳ user1 AAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE NO! I need Ella as Thalia.

↳ user3 YES, RIGHT? SHE IS MY ONLY FANCAST FOR THALIA

user4 A DELÍRIO PERFEITA JURO. Não posso esperar a hora para te ver como ela (THE PERFECT DELIRIUM I SWEAR. I can't wait to see you like her)

↳ ellarue Muito obrigada meu bem <33 FALTA SÓ UMA SEMANA, NEM EU AGUENTO MAIS (Thank you so much my dear <33 ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT, EVEN I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE)

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@ellarue

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ellarue LANÇOU!!!!!!! ASSISTAM AGORA A SEGUNDA TEMPORADA DE SANDMAN!!!!!!! LAUNCHED!!!!!!! WATCH NOW THE SECOND SEASON OF SANDMAN!!!!!!!

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_xochitl.gomez DELIRIUM HAS ARRIVED MYYY BESSTTTIIEEESSSS

↳ ellarue YESSSSSS BESSTTTTIIIIIIEEEEEE

↳ momonatamada Calling her a bestie, but I'm the one who will go to premier...

↳ _xochitl.gomez OH NO MOMONA YOU DON'T SAID THAT

↳ momonatamada YES I SAID

↳ _xochitl.gomez YOU KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO

↳ ellarue CAUSE U DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.

↳ _xochitl.gomez NOT THIS AGAIN PLEASSSEEEEE

iamcharliebushnell OPENING NETFLIX NOW.

↳ ellarue aaaaaa this is so cute, tysm <33

↳ aryansimhadri @dior.n.goodjohn @walker.scobell @leahsavajeffries @lin_manuel @rickriordan SHE ANSWERED HIM!!!! RED ALERT!!!! SHE ANSWERED HIM!!!

↳ walker.scobell NO WAY, BROOOOOO WHAAAATTTTTTT

↳ leahsavajeffries Okay, even I'm surprised by this

↳ dior.n.goodjohn I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, CHARLIE JUST PASSED OUT!!!!!!!

↳ lin_manuel THIS IS MY SON, GET THAT GIRL!!!

↳ rickriordan DON'T BELIEVE HIM ANTONELLA, HE'S A NATURAL LIAR

↳ ellarue WTF HAPPENED???? (I trust you, Tio Rick)

↳ iamcharliebushnell I'll kill myself... ☠️☠️☠️

tomsturridgeofficial I love how chaotic your friends are

↳ ellarue Me toooooo, that's why I'm friends with these freaks

↳ tomsturridgeofficial how adorable <33

user1 Bro... Is it just me or does our crush have a crush in our ANOTHER crush?

↳ user2 Yesssssssss, our crush literally has a crush on our crush LMAO

↳ user3 Wait, so our crush is having a crush on our other crush?

↳ user4 This makes sense, since we have crushes on both of our crushes

↳ user5 Does our crush also have a crush on our crush, back?

↳ user1 Why did I start with this????

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@dior.n.goodjohn

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dior.n.goodjohn WE FINALLY MEET, MY GIRLS!! @ellarue (my bride) and @leahsavajeffries (our daughter) 💞💞

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ellarue Bride??? We need to get married immediately.

↳ leahsavajeffries You guys wanting to adopt me, even though you're not even married yet

↳ dior.n.goodjohn HOW ABOUT WE GET MARRIED AT TOMORROW’S MEETING???

↳ ellarue PERFECT, WHY NOT?

iamcharliebushnell your bride is our bride *insert that communist rabbit*

↳ dior.n.goodjohn Really, Bushnell? REALLY?

↳ walker.scobell He's unstoppable bro, unstoppable.

↳ aryansimhadri @lin_manuel Look at the things your son says

↳ iamcharliebushnell Aryan, please stop tagging him every time, he is THE gossip girl, he will tell everyone

↳ lin_manuel AM I THE GOSSIP GIRL, SON?????? THE GOSSIP GIRL?????

↳ dior.n.goodjohn TALARICO RASPA A CANELA BUSHNELL KKKKKKKKKKK

↳ iamcharliebushnell WHAT A HELL??????

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@iamcharliebushnell

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iamcharliebushnell NO, I'M NOT A LOST SON OF POSEIDON

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ellarue Luke Castellan = bonitinho, mas ordinário kkkkkkk

↳ iamcharliebushnell Is the translation correct?? Did you really say "cute"? AGAIN???

↳ ellarue In fact, it's more "beautiful" or "pretty boy"

↳ iamcharliebushnell WAIT, YOU CALLED ME PRETTY BOY????SIOXJIZKSJDISODJPOJIODJHDJBN

↳ ellarue I'm not lying, am I?

↳ dior.n.goodjohn Yeah, now he's dead, great Ella

↳ walker.scobell AEEEEEEE SHE KILLED LUKE FOR ME

↳ lin_manuel Being called "pretty boy" is one thing, now being called "BONITINHO", congratulations, son, you won.

↳ aryansimhadri MANUEL IS RIGHT, BONITINHO IT'S OTHER LEVEL

↳ leahsavajeffries Take note of today, gossip sites, because today was the day he died.

user1 MANO KSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSK A ANTONELLA CHAMANDO ELE DE BONITINHO E ELE QUASE MORRENDO KSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKKSKSK (BRO LMAO ANTONELLA CALLING HIM PRETTY AND HE ALMOST DIE LOL )

↳ user2 QUE FOFURA MEU DEUS (HOW CUTE MY GOD)

↳ user3 Eu não acredito que tô shippando eles, sério, não tem como não shippar (I can't believe I'm shipping them, seriously, there's no way not to ship them)

↳ user4 REALLY!!! THEY'RE THE CUTEST

↳ user5 I don't ship them, but I think their friendship is cute

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Hey darlingss, these were just some spoilers of what's to come in this story and I took it very lightly... I didn't even mention the fights... wait, did someone say something? <33

THE FIRST EPISODE HAS BEEN RELEASED!!

[justawritterwithideas]

Who's your daddy? | s.r

summary: After a long day's work, the BAU returns to the head office where they find a stroller with a small baby sleeping and a child very determined to surprise his father… But who's his father?

warnings: too much fluff, spencer!dad, my best attempt at Spencer dad because it's 24/7 on my mind. I REALLY ENJOYED WRITING IT, AAAAAAAAAAA. This story is not spencer x reader, i wanted to try something different so i created a character. I hope you guys like it.

words: 4,241.

a/n: I decided to surprise myself and try the family/family found challenge from one of my favorite writers in the whole universe, @imagining-in-the-margins. I used, I think, one of my favorite concepts which is "secret family/spouse/child" for this little au.

i want to remind you that English is not my first language, so if there are mistakes I hope you will forgive me :( I hope you like it, plus I really enjoyed being able to try something new and outside of what I usually focus my writing on. THANK YOU, TQM.

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Catching criminals is a good way to kill time.

The BAU team knew this perfectly well, that's why they were dedicated to it. Every day was a new experience trying to find and capture the worst of the worst of humanity. Even though sometimes they just wished those freaks would take a day off.

The last case had sent them all the way to Silicon Valley, successfully catching the unsub and making it safely back to the FBI offices.

What they didn't expect was to find their technical analyst and friend, Penelope, gazing in amazement at the inside of a stroller.

"What is that, Penny?" asked Emily, walking up to the blonde figure who was totally engrossed by what she was seeing in that baby carriage. The group approached silently, after seeing the woman's signal for them to come as quietly as possible, and saw inside it.

A small baby was sleeping comfortably inside. They estimated that he was about eight months old; they could see a few strands of thin brown hair that were tousled falling down his forehead, his little nose was puckered and his little hand clenched the tail of a fluffy lion. His outfit was as cute as possible: his body was adorned by a white long-sleeved T-shirt with an iguana on it and a leaf-green overalls, but much of his body was covered by a gray blanket.

"Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever seen?" Penn looked up, feeling her heart stir. "I went out to greet you and found this beautiful creature. He was sleeping and alone, so I decided to keep him company until someone came to claim to be the father of this beautiful peach." J.J couldn't fall for the charms of that baby, after becoming a mother her Achilles heel was children.

"Was he alone, Penelope, are you sure there was no one with him?" Luke couldn't help but wonder how it was possible that they had left a baby, alone, in the middle of a hallway in a federal building. "Positive, I've been there for about ten minutes and I haven't seen anyone approach him."

The team brought their full attention to the mysterious stroller, looking for some sign of what would be the perpetrators. Hanging there was a gray-colored bag with a small giraffe keychain; inside it was the necessities for any kind of emergency that might happen. Diapers, change of clothes, some food, powdered milk, a bottle, everything necessary for a baby.

"We should check the cameras to see who brought him here" Matt suggested, feeling his nose being invaded by the smell of baby cologne, a very mild and almost hypnotic one.

"It's a blind spot, Matt." Tara replied, noticing how the little guy rolled over and let out an adorable yawn, falling back asleep. "He's too cute." Penelope's eyes seemed to shoot hearts.

"We should move him out of the hallway, it's drafty and he might catch a cold." J.J brought her hands up to the carriage and began to push it, being followed by the rest of the people back to their cubicles.

Despite the movement, the little boy, who was now nicknamed "peach" thanks to Garcia, remained in that deep sleep.

"I wish I had that deep sleep" Emily smiled, looking at peach's features.

He looked like someone.

Who was it?

"I want to go back to those times where my only problem was sleeping and eating" Rossi commented, causing his colleagues to laugh.

"I don't understand how a baby could have gotten up there without anyone seeing him. It's a building full of federal agents, there's no way no one saw anything." Matt nodded at Luke's words. "Let's jump to conclusions, how did a sleeping baby get here? There's no way he pushed his own car to get here." J.J peeled his gaze from the car, feeling a light bulb in his head turn on.

"In the bag there were juice boxes, it is unlikely that they are for him. It is recommended that at twelve months they can only have juice, so they may be from the parent or he has a brother or sister accompanying him" Rossi smiled, nodding at the words the young woman was saying. It was quite logical coming from the mother bear.

"If that were so, where is this responsabl-"

"Excuse me," A high pitched voice interrupted Luke's sentence "I believe you have my brother."

The group turned to see where the voice was coming from. A small figure was standing behind them, he looked quite calm and was running his hands down his brown pants.

The small glasses were drooping down the bridge of his nose, his hair was disheveled just like his little brother's and his hands were arranging the sleeves of his blue hoodie.

"I-is he your brother?" Emily stood at the height of the youngest, who was nodding before he approached the baby carriage and took to watching the little one, inwardly thankful that he remained in his deep sleep.

"I just went to the bathroom and when I came back he was gone." The little boy drew an elongated smile, taking in the faces of everyone around the stroller. " You're federal agents, so I didn't panic too much when I didn't see him."

The boy settled on the floor, taking off the backpack he was carrying and pulled out of it a book, which had in golden letters the title of "The Little Prince." Apparently, it was in French.

"How do you know we're federal agents?" Luke seemed just as surprised as the others, who didn't understand how the youngest could remain calm after taking his brother away, and besides, he knew they were federal agents.

"It says so on your badge, sir" The small hand pointed in the direction of the badge hanging from his pants, causing everyone to turn their gaze to it. "Besides, my mom told me."

"And where is your mom?" Rossi was the one who took the word, smiling at the confidence the young man possessed.

"That's a good question, sir. I'd like to know where she is, too." He shrugged, trying to remember what the woman had told him before leaving him in the hallway of the BAU office. "I know she told me, but at the moment I can't remember. It was too noisy when she said it."

The rest were silent. The little boy was handling a rather formal vocabulary, one that is very strange for his age, plus he looked quite interested in reading his book than paying attention to the rest of the stares.

"Excuse me, sweetheart… But how old are you?" Penelope smiled friendly towards the young man, who took his eyes off his interesting book.

"Five and a half, but many say from the way I talk I'm older."

Luke opened his mouth, surprised at the young age he possessed and that, moreover, he was in charge of his brother.

"What about your brother, how old is he?"

"He's eight months and two weeks old, he's still not close enough to say he's nine months old, so I'd rather be exact."

Emily was increasingly sure that he looked like an exact copy of someone she knows, but she couldn't associate it.

"Even so," Continued the young boy "there's something you guys haven't asked me" the book took a step back, closing it and setting it down on his lap.

"What's that, kiddo?" Tara asked.

"My name or my brother's" The group looked at each other. He was right, they had been so preoccupied with finding out about the person in charge of them or their age that they had overlooked asking his name.

"You're right, that was rude of us, what's your name?" Matt fixed his gaze on the young figure, who was giving them a smile where one of his front teeth was missing.

"I'm Alex, well… Actually my name is Alexander, but my mom and dad call me Alex, except when they're mad." A small giggle escaped Jennifer's mouth. "And my brother's name is Oliver, but we call him Oli."

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Alex." Matt's hand extended in the direction of the little boy, who shook it with a smile. "What about you guys, what are your names?"

The group smiled, introducing themselves to each other so that the young boy could remember each name without a problem. After this, the little boy began to repeat the names, making sure he could remember each one well and be able to get each name right.

"Okay, Alex. Now that we know each other, I want to ask you a question" J.J addressed the little one, who gave him his full attention.

"Shoot, Miss J.J" His answer caused everyone to laugh, letting the little guy's charisma win them over.

"What are you doing here? I don't think you decided to come here at nine o'clock at night with your brother and mother just to see the place."

"Well, we actually came to see my dad." Admitted the little boy, adjusting his glasses.

"Your dad? And where is he?" Penelope searched with her gaze, as if she were on her computer looking up the information on her servers.

"It's a surprise! Dad doesn't know we're here, it's the first time we've come to see him at work. I wanted to surprise him so I asked Mom if she could bring me here, and since I've been good, she agreed." Proudly, Alex reached into his backpack for a neatly folded piece of paper. He opened it and held it out to J.J., who was surprised at the grades on that slip of paper.

"Wow, I see only A's here" The printout passed from hand to hand, noting that every course had been passed with the highest grade.

"Yep, even sports! Mr. Adams, my teacher, said I'd been the fastest in the class. Even though I prefer literature, I got along better with letters than balls."

Emily was sure she was a clear copy of the youngest on her team, Spencer Reid.

Wait, where was Spencer?

"Where is Spencer?" Emily turned her gaze to her buddies, who were handing the paper back to Alex so he could put it in his backpack.

"He said he was going to do some stuff on the fourth floor, then he'd be on his way here." Tara replied, turning her attention back to the little boy. "By the way, what's your dad's name? Maybe we can help you look for him, we're the best profiling group in the whole FBI, so we can find him fast."

"His name is Dad!"

"And what's your mom's name?"

"Mom?"

The group went blank. It was clear that a five-year-old wouldn't know what his father or mother's name was. Despite being quite intelligent, to him his parents were called "Mom and Dad."

But it seemed they had managed to summon something, for after mentioning the progenitor of both, little Oliver interrupted their conversation with a whimper announcing that his bedtime was over, plus his beloved mother figure was missing.

"Oh no…"

Alex moved in the direction of the backpack, opening it to look for his brother's pacifier.

The longer they lingered, the louder and louder the little boy's crying got. J.J tried to cuddle him, trying to soothe him while Emily rocked the stroller back and forth and Tara hummed a lullaby.

Luke and Matt were trying to distract him, waving their hands in front of him and making funny faces. Rossi was trying to help Penelope and little Alex with the search for the pacifier, who would occasionally bring his hands to his ears to stop the sound of his brother for a couple of seconds.

But silence came in surprise, causing everyone to stop their actions. Their gazes turned to the baby, who was giving a giggly laugh and wiggling his feet, babbling something. It looked like Oliver was feeling something.

"What's going on here?" a female voice interrupted them, again directing their gaze back.

A tall woman, who was wearing a simple beige sweater and black pants plus black converses, was approaching the stroller. The group of people moved away from her, who was leaving a plastic bag with a box in it on one of the desks and holding the baby in her hands.

She made sure to settle him on her shoulder, stroking his back slowly. Alex smiled, moving closer to the young woman and hugged her side, letting his glasses lift a little from being so tight against her.

"Mommy! Where were you, I thought you'd left me alone forever! Well… Not alone, I was with Oli but you know what I mean." The woman let out a giggle, bringing her free hand to the younger one's disheveled hair and stroked it, feeling the younger one squeeze tighter and tighter.

"Alex, love, I told you I was going to the store to buy Daddy's donuts, don't you remember?" She pushed little Oliver away so she could kiss his forehead and settle him back into the stroller. Her hands, now free, went to Oli's side and took a small pacifier, bringing it up to the baby's mouth, which he immediately accepted to begin sucking on.

"Oh… That's what you told me."

Thewhole group let out a laugh, noticing the little one's rosy cheeks. The woman, now recognized as "mommy", turned to look at the group who had taken it upon themselves to care for her two children.

"Gee, sorry for ignoring you guys." The girl giggled, giving them the same look Alex had given them a few minutes ago, fixing on each one. "Thanks for watching them, I know Alex is responsible, but I'm glad to know there were older ones around."

"You don't have to, Alex was a sweetheart. We were nosy and took his little brother, it was our mistake." Emily admitted.

"That's right, Mommy! I went to the bathroom and they had taken Oli" The young woman simply laughed, kissing the younger boy's forehead before speaking again.

"It's okay, kiddo. They did the right thing, they did the reasonable thing."

"We tried to find out who his parents were, but he told us their names were mom and dad" Alex nodded, looking at his progenitor who seemed quite amused by the whole situation.

Alex took her mother's hand, motioning her to come closer to tell her something. The female complied, listening intently to what her young son was saying before she let out a giggle and nodded, returning to her position.

"Well, actually called me mommy. But before I was called mommy I had another name, pumpkin. My name is Amanda, but at home they call me mommy or baba." Alex opened his eyes, surprised that his mother had another name besides "mommy."

"It's a pleasure, Amanda. I see all your names start with a vowel." Rossi was the first to speak, reaching out to shake Amanda's hand. "Your husband's too?"

"No, he's the exception." The femme admitted, beginning to wave to the round of people standing there.

For a couple of minutes, the group began a pleasant conversation where they talked about the time she was missing. They had jumped to the wildest conclusions, but they knew that at some point they would meet the mother of those two angels.

"Oh, I bought a lot of donuts now that I remember, do you like them? They're my husband's favorite." The woman walked over to the bag, from which she pulled out the box and smiled.

The group appreciated the gesture, beginning to receive and distribute the pastry among those present.

A chocolate-covered doughnut with sprinkles on top was received by each person.

Wait… Her husband's favorite?

Emily looked at the two little ones, then her gaze went to the young woman, then to the doughnut and her eyes went back to the little ones.

Emily could feel her head smoking from the way she worked.

No, it wasn't possible.

Spencer would have told her if it was.

"Excuse me, Amanda…" The mentioned one looked up, fixing her gaze on Emily as little Alex took small bites of his donut and shared it with his mother. "What-what did you say your husband's name was?"

"Oh! I didn't say it, actually." She admitted, taking a bite of the donut she was sharing with Alex. "His name is Spe-"

The answer interrupted by the shout Alex gave, turning away from his mother to run down the hallway for the new presence.

"Daddy! Daddy!"

Spencer peered down the elevator, noticing how the small little man ran into his arms and pounced on him.

"Alex! What are you doing here, little one?" He carried the little guy, leaving a resounding kiss on his cheek and looked him in the face. His cheeks were covered with chocolate and his glasses were drooping gracefully down his nose. "Are you alone, who brought you?"

"Mom did!" The youngest was smiling happily, playing with his progenitor's hair. "Dad, did you know Mom has another name besides Mom, her name is Amanda!"

"Yes, buddy. I knew mommy's name was Amanda, but I affectionately call her Mandi."

"I thought you called her Mommy, not Mandi."

Spencer carried his little boy over to the cubicles, finding his work group/friends staring at him with stupefaction on their faces. He was sure their faces were perfect for being part of a surreal painting.

"Spence, surprise." Amanda approached the man, leaving a kiss on his lips and received her husband's kiss back.

"What are you two doing here?" Spencer looked at his family with some surprise.

"Three, daddy. Oli's here too" The little hand pointed toward the stroller, where the movement of the youngest of the Reid family could be heard.

Spencer walked over to the baby carriage, leaving the eldest of the Reid brothers on the floor and peeked out so he could see his little boy, his newest devotion.

"Hi Oli, are you awake yet? Daddy's here." Oliver watched his father with his big hazel eyes, moving his hands so he could reach one of his father's curls. "Hey, buddy. How big are you." The man took the little guy in his hands, drawing him into his body so he could carry him, smiling at the feel of his son's movement stopping as he began to pet him.

The whole group was silent, unable to believe that the youngest of their team had such a well-kept secret.

A wife and two children! How was it possible that even Emily hadn't known about this?

"Spencer…w-what is this? When did you intend to tell us? About your wife, about your children, about-about this!" Emily waved her hands around trying to take in the situation, feeling the pieces of the puzzle coming together on their own.

"I thought Hotch was going to tell you before he left." Spencer looked at the group of people, stopping his gaze on his wife who lifts her shoulders, trying to tell him "don't even look at me, I didn't say anything."

"Clearly he didn't say it" Jennifer looked at her best friend, trying to look as relaxed as possible, but it was impossible, I guess no one was trying to "act cool" at that moment.

"Well, I guess it's time to introduce you to my family." Amanda smiled, leaning against one of the desks as she watched Alex approach her. "This is Amanda, Amanda Reid, my wife" The young woman waved her hand, crossing her arms again with a smile on her mouth. She loved that he said my wife. "This is Alexander Reid and Oliver Reid, Alex and Oli of affection." Little Alex smiled, again waving to everyone with his hand and took what was left of the donut his mother offered him.

"How long have you been married?" Next to speak was Rossi, who felt Hotch had betrayed him by keeping that secret so long.

"Well, married… we've been married for five years. Dating we've been dating for seven…" Amanda turned to look at her husband.

"Seven years, five months and thirteen days." Spencer nodded, looking down at the baby who had just fallen asleep in his arms.

"So…" Matt looked over at Alexander, who looked amused eating the sprinkles on top of the donut.

"Yeah, Alex was a surprise. We knew we wanted to be parents, but we wanted to live together first, and well… The first night of living together caused Alex's arrival." Amanda laughed with her cheeks flushed, noticing how Spencer's cheeks were also filled with that crimson red. "Oli arrived after a couple of tries. We didn't want Alex to be alone and have to read all the books to himself."

"Now he reads Oli to sleep, like the good big brother he is" Spencer smiled, placing little Oliver in the most comfortable place to sleep.

After that confession, the pair settled in at the desk where the woman was sitting.

"I have so many questions I can't process, I really don't understand. So…how come we didn't see this in your apartment when you went to jail? We'd be completely blind if we hadn't noticed." Penelope had gotten to a good point, causing the friends to nod and the pair looked at each other before they could respond.

"It's because you guys went to Spence's old apartment." Amanda replied. "When we had Alex, we outgrew the apartment. We tried to look at an apartment in the same building, but they were all the same, so we pooled our paychecks and managed to rent a slightly larger apartment down the street from there. After Oliver came along we had to move to a bigger place." Spencer nodded, wiping the corner of his son's lip, which was full of chocolate. "But when Spence needs to focus, he goes to his old apartment to work. Diana was living there for a season and then she came to our house." The young woman pushed her hair back, feeling her husband's warm hand wrap around her hip.

The group was attentive to what they were saying, nodding at every word and concentrating on the story they had for them. Like little children, they formed around the young couple to follow their narrative.

"When Mexico and jail happened, it was really an ordeal. Hotch called us to get into the program with him and Jack, we had to go into hiding because we were Spencer's immediate family. Before Diana could hide she was kidnapped and, well, you know the rest of the story." Amanda's hand went to her son's hair, playing with the unruly locks of the scalp. They were exactly the same as his father's.

"But we would have known, I would have figured it out! H-how did you…?" Penelope was utterly convinced she would have found that information.

"It wasn't in the system." Spencer admitted. "I begged Hotch not to release it, it's manually, on paper. But online it's not, it was more likely to endanger my family." The young couple looked at each other and gave each other a smile. Sighing, Spencer continued. "Something like Foyet and Hotch would have happened, it was too dangerous. I wasn't willing to lose them and place them in danger."

Finally, the group of people began to understand, nodding at what he was saying and relaxing after that news.

"Spence had intended to tell them, but after Cat Adams, Scratch, Mexico, jail, Diana… I don't know when the time was right, to be honest with you." A collective chuckle filled the room echoing at that moment.

"Wow Spencer, you sure had this secret well hidden." Luke smiled, patting the younger man on the back, who was grinning broadly after breaking free of that secret that had him gnawing inside.

"Well, it's never too late to throw a welcome home party for the new family." Rossi smiled, moving closer to Amanda so he could hug her.

Mandi smiled receiving greetings from everyone, feeling like she was home.

"Good, then I'll start buying presents from now on. For both Oliver and Alex." Penelope smiled, receiving a wide smile from Alexander, who was the most excited to receive gifts. "I've missed so many birthdays and Christmases already."

"So…" Alex stole glances at everyone, who looked quite intrigued by his words. "Can I tell you aunties and uncles?"

That was the straw that broke the excitement level in the entire group, causing everyone to nod and smile broadly, feeling their chest heaving with joy.

"Did you see, Alex? Now you have lots of aunts and uncles to share, plus cousins." Spencer fell into step with his son, who was hugging him by the neck with a smile.

"That's right daddy, lots and lots!" The little boy turned to look at them all before stretching his arms out to hang around Luke's neck, who was greeting him with a smile that went so far as to make his cheeks ache.

The entire group stayed talking for a couple more minutes before deciding to head home to relax after a full day full of excitement.

Before she could get on the elevator, Emily smiled in the direction of the group of people.

"I think we know who his daddy is." Tara's whisper caused Emily to laugh and step onto the elevator, letting the doors close and signal the end of the work day.

The day had closed on a high note, not only for the capture of a criminal, but also for the discovery of a new family.

And Spencer couldn't be happier to finally reunite their families.

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kissesssss, bai. 💕

[wr3n-th3-4n1m4t0r]

Forgive me but I couldn’t resist T^T

AAAA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA ITS THEM

THIS IS SO CUTE… THANK YOU!!!! 😭

dragging this into the photo album…

i love how she’s just giving him head pats… might redraw this…

[fanaticsnail]

OMGGGGG I'm so excited you're watching this movie. You'll love it, trust me! The way I'm so obsessed and need you to be too. I've got the court jester downloading so I can watch it on my flight tonight, and I'll send a brainrot paragraph your way when I watch it.....only if you send one back lol.

-♡♡

Anything for you, ♡♡ Anon. I've got my hot Milo, my Tim Tams, and Griswold the ugly orange cat to watch it with. My Friday night date night 💃

I have decided to add my live commentary to this as I go for you:

Immediately, I am absolutely loving the friendship between the mother and her daughters. The teasing, and the love between the parents is spectacular. I don't know, but it's so joyful. The "When a daughter grows up, the mother becomes friends" motion is absolutely beautiful. I love Simran, her desire to fall in love is so incredibly relatable. Her glee is spectacular, and the yearning in the poetry is gorgeous.

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Oh my gosh, the dance she does while correlating with Raj's unhinged persona is ridiculous. He's insane, and it's hilarious.

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Raj's dad is equally as insane, but I also love their playfulness. What even is that? The fact that he loves his son so much, and celebrates him even though his shortcomings are painfully obvious to the audience.

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NOOOOOO NOT AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. SHE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE! NOOOOOOOOO.

(I know that it is a cultural norm, but the foreshadowing and the emphasis on love depicts the yearning for romance, as opposed to having an arranged marriage set for her).

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OH MY GOSH THEY MET AND DID THE BRUSH PAST. AAAAAAAAAAA. It's crack for me. They didn't even look at each other!

-

Oh my gosh, she wants to got to Europe too. Just like Raj 🥹.

-

DAMN IT RAJ COMING IN WITH THE MIGRAINE ASPRIN BULLSHITTERY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Beat him with the umbrella. Yell at him.

AND HE TOOK THE BEER ANYWAY? Oh my gosh, I hate him.

The daughters dancing with the mother reminds me of my own family. We did this often at home. Music and liveliness lives in my heart.

And angry dad. Yes dad. Justified dad. I'm on his side.

-

"When a daughter grows up, her father's shoulders start to droop. But with a daughter like you, my shoulders do not droop but my chest swells with pride." - your honour, I love Simran's dad.

-

AND HE HEARD HER PLEA AND LET HER GO TO EUROPE?!

Is this a romance, or we all out here simping for dad?

-

ANOTHER TIME THEY MEET!!!!! AAAAAAAAA.

A N D - T H E Y - H O L D - H A N D S

Raj is a cheeky lad. I am not fond of him so far. I hope he improves for Simran's sake. The constant attempt to snuggle and flirt with her is driving me insane.

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Oh my gosh, she hates him. I love this. It's ticking my enemies to lovers box big time. Oooooooh and they're both going to the Paris Opera. And they hate it. This is funny.

Okay, I love Rocky.

HE USED THE SAME LINE ON THE FRIEND THAT HE DID ON HER. WHAT AN ASS-HAT. I HATE HIM.

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Yes baby girl, get your revenge on him my darling. Publically humiliate him by making him live up to his lies.

WHAT THE FUCK RAJ. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PIANO?!

The Simran slow clap. An icon.

OH SHIT HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY. Fuck him. I hate him. Damn it. Cocky arrogant prick.

-

The iconic music scene. I still hate him, but he is so playful.

C'mon Simran, you can do better. (I can tangibly feel her tension and hatred rolling off her in waves). I also love her teal dress. I want one. Oh my gosh, her friend agitates me.

-

The flower humiliation trick. I hate him.

AND NOW THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER. THEY MISSED THE TRAIN. She's crying, you asshole. She hates you.

All this needs is a one bed trope.

-

Okay, the "passport car rental police interruption" was kind of cute. I half-expected him to accelerate as soon as she reached the passenger door.

OH MY GOSH AND THEN THE CAR FAILS.

-

I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT.

Say it with me everyone:

One

Bed

Trope

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And she's staying in the barn. AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO STAY IN THERE TOO INSTEAD OF THE ONE BED. DAMN IT RAJ.

And then it's snowing. It's snowing. And they're too cold. And there's cognac. WHY DON'T THEY GO INTO THE BEDROOM. THEY'RE SO STUBBORN.

And she got to the cognac. She's a woman after my own heart. I adore her.

-

SHE IS NOW AN INSANE DRUNK. She is feral, she is unhinged, she is about to break a window with a rock to get a pretty dress. They are singing, they are dancing, they are in love.

Shit.

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He had gone too far with a joke, she is crying, oh shit. He's sincere, confessing his love for her after being an absolute scoundrel. The gentle thumb caress on the hair. THE CUDDLE. "Don't joke like that ever again," "I'm sorry," -> romance.

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Okay. He has the same dream as her to fall in love. The call back to the original song. AAAAAAAA.

He's starting to catch feelings, I can tell. She's absolutely not yet though.

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The admission of love with the sincerity before the "pfffft, I'm joking. I'm a silly joker, aren't I" RAJ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. She likes him, he likes her. Damn it.

"What if we fell in love, Simran? What then? 🤌"

"..."

GOODBYE MY GUY.

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"No I won't come to your wedding," he says with tears pooling in his eyes and glazing over with unconfessed desires and bitter melancholy.

He is so in love. He is so in love with Simran.

He is fantasizing about her. He can't help it.

Poor Simran thinks he hates her

HOLD UP SHE'S SEEING HIM TOO.

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DAD IS A N G R Y

Her confession is literally everything.

He's an angry dad. "We're leaving for India tomorrow for good." A sealed fate. Oh my gosh, this movie literally has every trope.

C'mon interrupted wedding. You can do it, interrupted wedding.

OR A PLANE TRIP. I'd take a plane trip.

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HE SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE AND HE WAS TOO LATE. Oh my gosh, I love it. He's so in love with her.

And now they're in India and dad thinks he's won. The parents are so happy. They are all teary, I am all teary. We are all crying. Everyone is crying.

"I have held these tears back for 20 years," grandmama, I love you. You beautiful woman.

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Oh, the beau is a WANKER.

Okay, I'm rooting for you Raj. You can do it. Come get your lady. Simran deserves happiness with you.

I hate the beau. I can't. The dialogue and asshollery with the baby sister. Nooooooo. No, honey, no!

Side note: I am in love with the outfits here.

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HE'S IN INDIA. THE COWBELL RETURNS.

That field looks ripe for the running. You better run, girly.

SHE RUNNING. SHE RUNNING TO HER MAN!!! AAAAAAA. Their love is so tangible. I love it.

Those contrasting colours are spectacular.

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"I didn't come here to run away with you... I came here to make you my bride." OKAY RAJ, I SEE YOU. YOU HAVE WEASELED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART. DAMN IT.

He's if Buggy the Clown, Usopp, and Sanji combined into one beautiful man. He's so in love.

-

RAJ, WHAT THE HELL MY GUY?! You were doing so well, and then you prank the fiance??!! What the hell??!!!

-

Oh NO. PREETI LIKES RAJ. NOOOOOOOO. The beau's sister likes Raj. Raj likes Simran. Simran needs to marry her beau. ITS GLORIOUS.

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Dad recognises Raj. Ohhhhh nooooooo. Noooooooooooo. Oh no, how horrible. How beautiful.

I do not enjoy the fiance. I am glad I was swayed by the rascal, Raj.

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He's wooing all of the women in Simran's family. I love him so much. He is absolutely unhinged. He is trying so hard with dad, and it's just not happening for him.

This movie is amazing, I can't even.

OOOOOOOOOH NOW WE'RE BACK WITH THE FORESHADOWING WITH THE BIRDS.

AND RAJ IS DOING IT TOO.

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A STOLEN ALMOST KISS.

Oh my gosh, ♡♡ Anon. I don't know why I didn't watch this sooner. You should've been yelling at me way earlier.

Raj is trying so hard to win over dad, and it's just not happening 😭.

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"No idiot can give you a ring and take you away from me." -> be still my frozen heart.

And the little peck on the cheek 😭😭.

"I really don't like Kuljit... But I do like the man on the roof." SHE SAW THEM. LITTLE SIS SAW THEM TOGETHER. AAAAAAAAAAA.

-

Simran you little shit, coming in hot with the bandage trick to avoid wearing Kuljit's ring.

Oh my gosh, Raj is singing to her again. WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THIS??

-

THE SCREAM.

The SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN DAD STARTED SINGING TO HIS LADY. THE GASP I GUSPED. THE SHRIEK I SHRUCK.

Oh my gosh, dad being playful. I am in love with Simran's dad. Also, Simran is gorgeous, j don't think I've said that so far.

-

RAJ NOOOOOOOO.

How's he gonna get out of this one?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T INVITE YOUR DAD TOO.

-

....do I have a thing for Raj's dad too.

What is wrong with me? Why am I like this?

AND WHEN HE BUMPED INTO AUNTY. AAAAAAA. MY HEART SCREAMED.

-

The blessing from Raj's dad. The silence that held all meaning. My gosh. I am obsessed.

-

Okay, the way I am going to incorporate some of these elements into Crocodaddy's Sapsorrow fic... The stubbornness particularly.

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NO MAMA NO

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YES MAMA YES

-

Oh my gosh, you asshole Kuljit!!! I hate you. He's fully intent on cheating, isn't he? What a dishonest prick.

NOT GRANDMAMA

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Oh my gosh, how are they going to get through this? How are they going to get together? I'm literally screaming.

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YES GO OFF DAD

-

Oh my gosh.

This movie.

This movie.

This damn movie.

Oh the confession, the fighting, the violence, the forbodence.

JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA

-

"Let me go to my Raj"

"Go Simran. Noone could ever love you more than this boy. Go to your Raj."

C'MON MAN. C'MON.

[arrow-gt-ace]

Parental g/t

Giant adopting tiny

:D

parental g/t is adorable !! i tend to have more of a preference for when the giant is the child being adopted by the tiny (it's also the backstory for my OC Jack in the minigiant AU) since i just love the flipping of the usual size dynamic you usually think that parents would be bigger than their child, but when it's g/t and the child is the bigger one it's so cute. a giant child who listens to their parents despite their physical size advantage over them and loves them very much... and just the image of a child holding their parents like teddy bears, looking to them for comfort and guidance... aaaaaaaaaaa but giant adopting tiny can be pretty cute too! the protectiveness a parent has for their child is highlighted with the exaggerated size difference.. maybe the parent gets a little too protective and worried over their little baby sometimes, but as the kid grows up the parent eventually learns how to let them be independent and stop worrying so much. they'll still always have that parental instinct for their child of course, but love is letting someone learn and grow too (even if the kid is still always going to be physically smaller than themself asdfkgh). very cute

[pebiejeebies]

PART 7 OF MY CABLOON ANALYSIS! GO TO MY #CABLOON-ANALYSIS TAG TO FIND THE FIRST POST! (Or go all the way down for the link :D)

He eliminates, FUCKING CANDLE!! OVER CABBY!! HE LITERALLY SAVED HER! HE MAY HAVE HID IT BY MAKING REVENGE ON NICKEL’S BETRAYAL, BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS!! ITS ALL OBVIOUS! AND I, SEE IT ALL! HE CARES ABOUT HER GUYS, HE LITERALLY VOTED SOMEONE NOT ONLY TO BETRAY NICKEL AND HIS (sorta) ALLIANCE, BUT HE DID IT FOR CABBY! THINK ABOUT IT! REALLY! IT ALL LINES UP! (I’m either right, or this accidentally made sense unintentionally, who knows?)

WOOH, still E13, 5 episodes to go… yaaayyy…

My bbgs, look at the cuties <33 (They’re looking at the cereal boxes in the sky from.. you know who!!)

Randomly interacts with cabby first!! This is feeding me well yall I’m screaming rn, the fact that it’s literally the first 3 minutes and already cabloon rays are shining thru

LOOK T MY HAPPY BABIES!! THEYRE SO HAPPY WOHAAHHAA!! <333 IM CRYING RN ONE SCECDVABBAB LOOK AT THEMM <3333

SAME FACE!! SAME FACE!! WOOP WOOP!! (Not counting silver cause.. he’s showing only one eye lmao)

AND OMG LOOK AT HOW SMUG MEPHONE LOOKS AWEEEEEEEE <3333

My babies , they’re looking at each other  I’m going to explode, same face too!!

Did I mention that these two are my babies? Also hello cute Yinyang <33 (my multi shipper ass is shitsing rn)

ND OF COURSE YOU GAVE ME MY FAVORITE BOYS EVER BESIDE ME WHATTT!! LOOK AT EMM!! MY BABIES!!

THEY DID IT AGAIN!! MY BELOVEDS <33

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAA IM HDNANQNNWSBSBJQJQJKJWJJSJJS

THEYRE BOTH SO KIND TO EACH OTHER!! EVEN AFTER THE FLOWER INCIDENT!! SOULMATES I TELL YOU!! WHERE— WHERE DID THIS KINDNESS COME FROM??!/genq /nm

THEY’RE SO CLOSE NOW OMG?? WHAT DID I MISS??! DID I FORGET A SCENE?!?!/genq /nm /iwantmoreofthisnow

STOOOPPPP AAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAA!! IM ACTUALLY GONNA EXPLOSE

*glances at HIS alliance* TAKE THAT Nickel— oh. Nevermind goodbye Bot :(

After a WHOLLEE EPISODE, This is all I got from my babies 😞

I DEMAND MORE!!

AND MORE I GOT!! Both still hating SILVERSPOON, AAAAAANDDDDDD HAVING THE EXACT SAME FACE AGAIN OMFG IM GONNA EVAPORATE

LOOK AT THEM. LOOK LOOK LOOK! BALLOON LOOKS AT CABBY WITH A SAD FACE, THEN WHEN CABBY LOOKS AT HIM, HE LOOKS AWAY,, AWEEE <333

(EDIT: OMFG HE EVEN RAISED HIS HANDS UP LIKE CABBY HAHABSBWBBWHHWHWHE)

NOOOO ITS BREAKINGSGSG— Okay but god she’s so girlboss, look at that SASS!!

Woah, is this the first time we see an actual side view of cabby?! Plus, they’re beside each other here!! <3

Context: they were all told to gather, I love how much times they’re beside each other omfg

LOOK AT MY BABIESS JUST LOOK AT THEM <33

GO CABBY! GO BALLOON!! GO AND GET YOUR INGREDIENTS!! GOGOGOGOOOO!!

Them <33

My guy became a mannequin lmao,, Btw Cabby going in with the nerdy info is cute, and balloon is like ‘Hm. Interesting’

Maximum of 30 images, sigh, see ya next post!!

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[splatoon-edits]

What are your thoughts on the new trailer for the Side Order DLC?

oh cod i have so many thoughts.... like so many thoughts oh my goodness my brain is overflowing with thoughts. So uh this will be under the cut so i can ramble as much as i like.

AAAAAAAAAAA SIDE ORDER NEWS WAS THE BEST POSSIBLE THING I COULD HAVE WOKEN UP TO

the music kinda reminds me of the soundtrack for ENA in some parts, and as a massive Joel G fan myself i approve. (not that the splatoon music team ever doesn't deliver perfection)

FISH. PARROT FISH. MY WHOLE LIFE OF WATCHING DOCUMENTARIES ON THE OCEAN IS HELPING ME FOR ONCE. THOSE THINGS EAT CORAL BITS. They don't eat only coral, and more often they eat the algae OFF of coral, but still. At least, that's what i think they are.

HER

OH MY GOD

DEDF1SH

THIS MEANS THERE ARE GONNA BE SO MANY MORE ANGLES OF HER WITH DIFFERENT POSES AND EXPRESSIONS AND I CAN MAKE EDITS AND ICONS AND ANYTHING I WANT EVER AND DON'T HAVE TO ONLY USE THAT SINGULAR PIECE OF ART FOR HER WHICH IS GREAT CUZ DEDF1SH IS SUCH A COOL CHARACTER AND JUST AAAAAAQWDCGVIJCHEGSASUYDCGI

She was wearing a dress this whole time??????? I thought it was just an oversized t shirt??????

Also when she introduced herself as Acht and i was lil confused as to whether she was going by a new name or that was the localization of Mizuta. But from what i've seen it seems to just be her localized name.

WHY IS SHE HERE(im not complaining but WHY) She was sanitized, she should have lost her personality. Why is she here? Why is she fine? HOW DOES SHE KNOW MARINA?? Like yeah Marina was a well known octarian soldier like i think even 8 knew of her but she didn't know of 8. So like it makes sense that Dedf!sh would know Marina, but why does Marina know Dedf1sh?? Like yeah music is an important part of both inkling and octoling society so like maybe she was also important? Or do they just know each other as friends???

THIS THING

Its so cute!!!!!!!!!! The beloved!!!!!! I adore how expressive they managed to make the face despite it being so simple!!!!!!!

Her lil crown is so adorable!!!!!!!! And the lil tentacle flappy things!!!!!!!

And 8 can ride on it!!!!

AND ITS 8???? imma be honest i was lowkey in the camp that it was gonna be a clone of 8 or smth cuz of how unwilling they were to tell us if it was 8 or not. So it was interesting to get confirmation that it was in fact her!!!! Which like !!!!! EIGHT MY BELOVED!!!!!!!

Anyway, this thing seems like its gonna be like lil buddy in that it can help out. The trailer has a small split second where it has text about powering up the splat bombs from the lil pearl bot or smth. So like yeah seems like it can help. Plus that weird tether?? Laser??? Thing...??? we saw coming out of it.

ALSO INFINITE REPLAYABILITY AND THE PALETTE THING HAVING AN INFINITY LOGO ON IT PLUS IF YOU TURN THE NUMBER 8 SIDEWAYS YOU GET INFINITY AND THE NUMBER 8 WAS THE THEME OF OCTO EXPANSION AND NOW INFINITY MIGHT BE THE THEME OF SIDE ORDEr

i'm pretty sure it had already been confirmed in a dev interview or smth but this is 100% a alternate reality for if chaos had lost and order had won. i'm not sure how i feel about that??? but y'know what its happening so i can't do much about it. plus it does mean they can kinda do whatever they what without affecting canon too much which should lead to something interesting

ok wait back to the pearl bot real quick. the japanese website for side order (after google translated so take this w a grain of salt) says that "it appears to be Hime(pearls jp name) herself inside, but for some reason she appears to be in the form of a drone" SO LIKE??? WHAT???? WHY IS SHE IN THERE. I ASSUMED SHE WAS JUST TRANSMITTING THRU IT WHILE SHE WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE. which like to be fair i was wondering why she was not there in person. but its not like she was there in person for most of octo expansion either so like????

Also if this is taking place in 8s mind (seems unliekly after this) then maybe the drone is her way of communicating to 8 thru all this??? like maybe its smth marina made???

Speaking of Marina. It seems like these two are looking for her. Which would explain the glitched out art of her in the first trailer

ALSO SPEAKING OF THE FIRST TRAILER. 8s hair was brown there but now its seems like its a washed out color. Like it can still change colors(especially near the tip) but its a rlly pale/pastel ink color usually.

OK RANDOM IDEA TIME. a lot of stuff looks digital. (the drone, the animation of 8 spawning into a level, the matrix code looking stuff etc) so like maybe this is a simulation of some kind that marina made to view into an alternate reality? like in that one interview:

She talks about finding a world of order at the end of the world. So maybe she made a device to peer into that world of order? And then her, pearl, and 8 made their way into it.

That might also explain dedfishs use of the phrase "innocent bystander who got SUCKED INTO all of this" so maybe she was nearby at the time of the device activating. But why would she have been there? and if she was there why would marina not have introduced her to pearl and 8??? maybe the device wasnt meant to be activated at that point yet. maybe it wasnt ready

so wheres marina??? she may have gotten separated from the other 2 and so now they are looking for her??? idk i am literally just rambling here. i have no clue whats going on and so many ideas.

but anyway, this all started because i was wondering how you would get to the dlc area. cuz its not like this is happening somewhere else in the world like in octo expansion. THIS IS AN ALTERNATE REALITY.

ALSO OFF TOPIC(do i even have a topic) BUT 8S TIPS OF FINGERS AND HAIR SEEM TO BE AFFECTED BY THE PAINT CHIP THINGS AND LIKE WILL WE GET THAT AS CUSTOMIZATION OPTIONS AFTER

ALSO THE WHOLE IN "INKLING OR OCTOLING FORM THING??" CAN YOU ACTUALLY PLAY AS AN INKLING??? THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. 8 IS A OCTOLING. THIS IS CANON. WHY COULD U BE AN INKLING. IS THIS JUST WEIRD WORDING???? OR CAN YOU PLAY AS ANOTHER AGENT/CHARACTER AS WELL????

ok gonna have to end it here since i had to take my cat to the vet today (dw she is okay) and i am very tired and cannot think any more thoughts at all ok bye!!!!!!!

[redactedwriting]

Lord Andy breeding ioh Joe absolutely pregnant. Listen. Listen to me please. He would be so hot trying to play guitar with a stupid round baby bump and Andy would creampie him daily just to get him pregnant.

Sorry idea. Andy saying Joe has to get sober and Joe saying the only way he's doing that is if Andy gets him pregnant and he's been on t so he totally thinks it won't happen but after like, a month of multiple daily fucks and Joe being Andy's cute little cum dump, he texts Andy a grainy pic of his positive pregnancy test ....

ohhhhh my god. the pregnancy test. joe is spiraling a little bit and andy calls him immediately and asking so many questions and joe sniffles and just says “yeah. we’re having a baby…” and he sounds happy 🥺

the bump getting in the way of his guitar. god. aaAAAAAAAAA JOE PLAYING GUITAR IN THE HOUSE AS HE GOES THRU THE TRIMESTERS BC HE WANTS BABY TO BE INTO MUSIC…………

anyway. yeah god joe getting creampied is so. wow. he’d look so pretty just dripping with come…..ugh UGH UGH

[maladaptvs-irl]

okay why do i like this loser? WELL.

he cannot possibly cross a boundary because he can’t even shake your hand without permission. how would he hurt me??? he won’t. he cannot. i am literally so safe with him.

I LIKE THE THINGS HE LIKES.

- i’m NOT a fan of creepy horror but i’m cool with jumpscares and gore. i’ll stomach it for him if he stomachs watching my comedians.

- PLEASE TAKE ME TO RENASCENCE FAIRS???? ARE YOU KIDDING??!!!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!!

- HIS OUTFITTTTT HES SO COOL GENUINELY FUCK OFF HES SO COOL HE HAS A MATCHING CANE !!!

- chances are he plays dnd. chances are PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME JOIN PLEASE PLEASE PLE-

i LOVE his hair. i want to give him space buns. i want to give him boxer braids. i want to gel that shit up. (i also desperately want to give him a deep conditioner cause babe the back is fried…)

he’s cute. (he is) (come on) (that face) (his stupid :] smile) (the creases around his eyes?) (the freckles on his arms?) (he’s a catch)

I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM. WHAT DID HE STUDY? DOES HE LIKE DOGS? DOES HE PLAY POOL? WHAT MUSIC DOES THIS BASTARD LISTEN TO?? DOES HE KNOW WHO BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN IS??? HAS HE EVER GROWN A BEARD????? AAAAAAAAAAA

THE STUTTER T—T why is he single someone scoop him up before i do

i think he would be into animal bones

he looks soft. idc. he does.

oh he looks really young ??? maybe it’s the shaven face but he looks to be in his 20s.

he would be VERY easy to shop for. i love autistic people. yes i do know what you want say hello to more Hawaiians shirts and a short-sword. say hello to another cane. say hello to a plague mask, probably. flamethrower for valentine’s day. be responsible babe. i got you fancy medieval gloves. i got you chainmail. BABE. i’ll actually spoil the shit out of him. please.

cons? we both get mad v easily and we would shout at each other. but that’s probably fine cause i’m not worried he’d start beating my ass like most men. i don’t like his interior design choices but it is his parents house. oh that’s a con as well… 34… parents house… it’s FINE. his mom said it’s not often he lets people hug him, which WOULD be a con, but he didn’t seem uncomfortable hugging emma ?? worst of all he does sock -> shoe -> sock -> shoe /j. he talks weird but i’ll be honest i got used to it really fast. he’s VERY defensive. moreso than i am. we would fight. i don’t think he’s a conservative but he .. could be? but he’s so respectful… and he believes in climate change… i doubt it. idk. his friends are strange but he is too so that’s fitting. oh and the biggest issue is of course, no offense james, that we are both utterly useless /exg. how would anything get done??? who will step up? (me i’ll do it SIGH).

[totaldramafan-lauri]

fanart (i think youre the right person?)

hii im evergirlz the girl who commented on yohr fanfic on ao3 :3

!?!?!!?!?!!?!!?!

OH-

OH MY GOSH-

I-IT'S HER!!!!! IT'S MY GIRL!!!!! AAAAAAASZSGDXGHBDGXHNDGHBXHCFGZXG!!!! DGXHBFNCB AAAAAAAAAAA!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!

Th-th-th-

Th-thank you!?!!?!? Thank you so much!?!?! I-I-

I-I LOVE your art style!? She looks so flipping cute- I-I can't even-

I-I seriously-

C-can't thank you enough!? I-I didn't even know that people would even look up my OC......E-especially people from AO3, aaaaaaaa- C-cuz I've never posted anything about her there- I-I didn't think anyone would be interested-

.....T-to be honest.....f-for a while, I couldn't think of her without crying, cuz she brought back memories that h-hurt.....b-but, I'm on my way to accepting her again, a-and seeing you draw her, and so well, really helped with that. Th-thank you.....>.<

I-I'm also really thankful for your comment on my fic, and I'm glad you liked it so much!!

(BTW, I checked out your blog and read your pinned post- You're only 14!? And you followed me!? I-I didn't know until just now- P-please be careful interacting with adults, OK? I-I've written some adult things before, but I do tag them appropriately, and I haven't had any trouble yet, b-but I'm still a bit nervous when I see stuff like this, s-sorry....At the very least, it was one of my SFW fics you read, and my blog in general is usually tame, but PLEASE be careful around here....I-I don't wanna make anyone uncomfy with my content! =< J-just wanted to let you know!)

[baekhvuns]

OP from that horrible fan call literally bragged about it too? Chan was cute and flustered?! Mf he was probably confused and regretting all his life choices which led to that day... and the fact apparently the followers gave them the idea? And not O N C E did they think it would be shitty af. Stans should stop with the dumb "pick up" lines, maybe it's a sign 🔫🔫🔫🔫

I can be the water hater alright, no problem 🚰🚫 sometimes I look at my cats and I'm so jealous of them, they lead their furry lives in peace. But also have you seen how much actual furry costumes cost?! Those people must be loaded 😭

SM events are really strip clubs, like what are the Neo men up to 😭 and remember this *chuckles* *dies*

Really EXO cb/tour? Better not be a clown moment, fingers crossed for you, btw when are they releasing Mr Byun from the captivity? Cannot believe we have to wait so much more for Taemin, he's been away for 80 years :(. Changmin DILFed, Minho must be devastated, he really tried to shoot his shot so hard during their golfing programme jdhsosusmshshsjsh

Not the JK x Diana conspiracy again I'm-

I saw that insane Army tweet and the amount of likes? Like I get it, government bad and they're obviously using BTS, but 😬 Korea when BTS isn't in the military: good vs Korea when BTS is in the military: bad. Saw someone saying "Don't get hospitalized for mental health in the next months cause it'll be all BTS stans in there" I shouldn't be laughing, but the way some of them are reacting is NOT normal behaviour

Btw vampires

Looks like the JP cb will be darker(?) also blonde Hwa in the MV AAAAAAAAAAA. Some people say it might be Cyberpunk, I mean if that gives us a music video and a live performance then fine, though I would rather hear a new song tbh. But Cyberpunk might actually sound really good in Japanese

Ddeonghwa...

Did you see Hwa talking about Seoul from Piwon teaching him how to use kaomojis I'm devastated. The boomer energy, he's so precious <333

OMFG THAT HAIR TWEET SO TRUE GOD EVERY MAN NEEDS TO SEE IT, ESPECIALLY MEN CALLED PARK SEONGHWA AND CHOI SAN. Actually Seonghwa admitted to liking long hair, San on the other hand...

Ah Lisa and Soohyuk, honestly when will Ateez get invited to fashion shows. Seonghwa pls...

Women in suits >>>> men in suits, I said what I said. I like wearing suits too. But if a man wears a suit that is a bit sparkly, maybe slutty, maybe velvet, perhaps red or pink... that's it for me

Lawyer Hwa will be like this except instead of husband bentos it'll be "a week of my client who ended up in prison bentos"

Thought you might be a Hwanose enthusiast 🤪 damn that escalated

My friend who got into kpop through BTS, then BP pulled her in again got to see them both last week. She doesn't even ult them anymore, but it was an experience nevertheless 💖

Read my mind, the predebut Hwa video I was ready to send it with "omfg the screams, same"

Shsuashahaha the KCON emoji quest when he did 😊 and jazz hands, he looked so cute, the swag pose made me wanna fight him ngl, the 💋 I'm unwell

The dragon AU: Imagine you got a big egg and some time later a fucking dragon comes out, but it's not just a dragon it's a sexy ass man

I've missed Bodyguard's 3 months anniversary 😭 should celebrate by re-reading it perhaps. Can't believe you posted it in July?!?! - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

OP from that horrible fan call literally bragged about it too? Chan was cute and flustered?! Mf he was probably confused and regretting all his life choices which led to that day... and the fact apparently the followers gave them the idea? And not O N C E did they think it would be shitty af. Stans should stop with the dumb "pick up" lines, maybe it's a sign 🔫🔫🔫🔫

no bc where WHERE WAS THEIR MIND WHEN THEY THOUGHT OF THAT DID THEIR MIND NOT GO TO HISTORY??? 😭😭 how does one even think of that yoooo 😭😭😭???? their mind absolutely boggles me bc wtf

I can be the water hater alright, no problem 🚰🚫 sometimes I look at my cats and I'm so jealous of them, they lead their furry lives in peace. But also have you seen how much actual furry costumes cost?! Those people must be loaded 😭

FBMWBDKW I AM TOO THEYRE JUST SLEEPING IN THE WEIRDEST COMFIEST POSITIONS GETTING ALL THE HEAD PATS AND PURRING 😭😭😭 NO BC WHY ARE THEY LIKE 1000$+ ????? ABOUT TO GO STEAL AND SELL

AND THEY LOOK LIKE THIS??? ME WHEN

SM events are really strip clubs, like what are the Neo men up to 😭 and remember this *chuckles* *dies*

no fr there’s nO IN BETWEEN AND FBWNDJWK PLS NCT CONCERTS HAD ME HOLLERING ???? TAEIL???? MOON TAEIL SHOWING US ALL THE MOONS 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Really EXO cb/tour? Better not be a clown moment, fingers crossed for you, btw when are they releasing Mr Byun from the captivity? Cannot believe we have to wait so much more for Taemin, he's been away for 80 years :(. Changmin DILFed, Minho must be devastated, he really tried to shoot his shot so hard during their golfing programme jdhsosusmshshsjsh

bestie i won’t believe it until im standing at the concert and their vcr plays atp 😭😭😭FBQKJDKW MR BYUN OUT OF CAPTIVITY LMFAOOOO FBDBDH I THINK HES COMING BEGINNING OF FEBRUARY! 😭😭🤚🏼 iSNT TAEMIN COMING BACK NEXT MONTH??? LMFAOOOO MINHO WHEN ARE U GETTING HITCHED PLS

Not the JK x Diana conspiracy again I'm-

I saw that insane Army tweet and the amount of likes? Like I get it, government bad and they're obviously using BTS, but 😬 Korea when BTS isn't in the military: good vs Korea when BTS is in the military: bad. Saw someone saying "Don't get hospitalized for mental health in the next months cause it'll be all BTS stans in there" I shouldn't be laughing, but the way some of them are reacting is NOT normal behaviour

PLS ITS SO FUNNY DBSJDHJSH BUT IM SO INTO IT,,, no bc how u gonna boycott the country your faves are from?? no ur so right,, like it’s good they are going! im sure (or form at least what ive heard) they grow up learning about the military bc their family members have gone and it’s a sense of pride almost,, so in that sense it should be a proud moment! tHE POST MILITARY GLOW UP IS SO DIFFERENT 🤌🏼🤌🏼

LMFAOOOO PLSREJDHEKDJKW THATS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭😭 NO LITERALLY THE WORLD ISNT ENDING JUST 2.5 YEARS! THERES SOLO WORKS OF THEM COMING OUT TOO!

Btw vampires

Looks like the JP cb will be darker(?) also blonde Hwa in the MV AAAAAAAAAAA. Some people say it might be Cyberpunk, I mean if that gives us a music video and a live performance then fine, though I would rather hear a new song tbh. But Cyberpunk might actually sound really good in Japanese

BESTIE THEY JUST DROPPED IT FBDJDH AND THE SUIT GAME??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 i think it might be a new song,,, but either way cyberpunk hwa in blond 😩🤲🏼🤲🏼

Ddeonghwa...

ANON 😭😭😭🤚🏼

Did you see Hwa talking about Seoul from Piwon teaching him how to use kaomojis I'm devastated. The boomer energy, he's so precious <333

PLS I DIDNFBENDHKW HES SO CUTE WITH SENDING THOSE EMOJIS 😭😭😭 GOD BLESS SOUL FOR IT FBDNFHK

OMFG THAT HAIR TWEET SO TRUE GOD EVERY MAN NEEDS TO SEE IT, ESPECIALLY MEN CALLED PARK SEONGHWA AND CHOI SAN. Actually Seonghwa admitted to liking long hair, San on the other hand...

EXACTLY !!!! EXACTLY !!!! EXACTLY !!!!! CHOI SAN WONDERLAND HAIR NEEDS TO COME BACK BC WHAT A MAN I DONT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT S*ONGHWA WHY CUT WHEN U LIKED IT 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Ah Lisa and Soohyuk, honestly when will Ateez get invited to fashion shows. Seonghwa pls...

begging, begging for dior to get hwa so we can get a photoshoot 😭😭 ateez have only a few shoots and wE NEED TO MORE 😭

Women in suits >>>> men in suits, I said what I said. I like wearing suits too. But if a man wears a suit that is a bit sparkly, maybe slutty, maybe velvet, perhaps red or pink... that's it for me

ur so right ur so right,, snsd with mr mr really made me go women >>>> BDWNDJJW A LITTLE SLUTTY DBEJDJ THE LIVE EXAMPLE OF THIS IS KAIS RED SUIT THAT MAN WAS SO CUNTY

Lawyer Hwa will be like this except instead of husband bentos it'll be "a week of my client who ended up in prison bentos" /// Thought you might be a Hwanose enthusiast 🤪 damn that escalated

OH MY GOD THAT CHANNEL IS MY KATE NIGHT GUILTY PLEASURE 😭😭😭 my toxic trait is thinking i can recreate them 🤚🏼 NO BESTIE FHKEFJKEDJKW THE NOSE ALWAYS GETS ME ATP ANY PHOTO I SEE OF HIM THATS WHERE MY EYES GO

My friend who got into kpop through BTS, then BP pulled her in again got to see them both last week. She doesn't even ult them anymore, but it was an experience nevertheless 💖 // Read my mind, the predebut Hwa video I was ready to send it with "omfg the screams, same"

omg wHAT A LUCK SHE HAS WHEN IS IT MY TURN DBDBDBDBDB 😭😭😭 seonghwa’s song choices are so iconic, whoever chose that wedding dress song >>>>> but bestie did u see this

Shsuashahaha the KCON emoji quest when he did 😊 and jazz hands, he looked so cute, the swag pose made me wanna fight him ngl, the 💋 I'm unwell

I AM UNWELL

HE IS SICK SICK

🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

OH AND

The dragon AU: Imagine you got a big egg and some time later a fucking dragon comes out, but it's not just a dragon it's a sexy ass man

LMFAOOOO U GOT AN EGG FROM A VINTAGE SHOP AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A DRAGON 😭😭😭😭 sexy ass man but only as hwa >>>

I've missed Bodyguard's 3 months anniversary 😭 should celebrate by re-reading it perhaps. Can't believe you posted it in July?!?! - DV 💖

PLS ITS BEEN THAT LONG??? FUCK F E ER ELDJDK I NEED TO BUST MY ASS WRITING THIS FIC I DID MY MIDTERM TODAY AND IM WRITING THIS ITS @ 20K AND BARELY STARTED 😭😭😭😭

the vampire strikes again

a quiz!

but mingi are u sure u don’t want him as the second lead in the hwa series?

[jihoonstuff]

[yamikawas]

[Yoomtah gently strokes your hair.]

Aw, your head hurts? Come here, I’ll cuddle with you, darling!

I WOULD LIKE THAT A LOT ACTUALLY THANK U YOOMIE<3

[foxstens]

i feel so blue-balled wtf

[lonelyvomit]

They are super kind and they smile a lot.

I've only managed to great them and thank them in Finnish - when I'm able to say so much more. 😤 It's a pity that I got so tongue-tied because of my shyness. But it happens to me quite often when I meet someone for the first time. So it's not because it's them.

Niko had sunglasses but he was beaming. It felt like having the sun shining in my eyes. ☀️ He's cool. There's something special watching him sign my CD, honestly. He's really paying attention when he signs, so it's super neat.

Meanwhile, Olli was looking at me. I guess he was liking my T-shirt. Well, if it's the case, he chose well, it's my favourite T-shirt. 😂 He was looking like... You know when you're happy or amused about something but you're trying to hide it... in vain?

And there was not long ago a talk about Aleksi's eyes. When I came to him, he was talking to Joonas, who made a sign that I was there. Of course he would do that, Mister Thoughtful. So Aleksi turned to greet me, all smiles, but I took his blue eyes full force in my eyes. Oof, I'm still wondering what happened. 😂 But it's true what he wrote in his story, about finding so nice to see all the people coming. I felt it when he greeted me so cheerfully after 17.00.

Joonas was the Joonas we know: oozing coolness, stylish and thoughtful like I said. ✨

Then, Joel snatched my CD from Joonas' hands, signed it quickly - he took so much space, it's quite funny - without giving me to the to great him. He gave it back to me, while using English. That's how my tongue got untied. I told him I wanted to say something. So, he took the time to listen carefully, without interrupting and even bending to make sure he could hear me. 🖤🖤 He was looking like a right angle. He was also funny with his sunglasses that he was wearing low. 😂

So yeah, people can say whatever they want, the truth remains: they genuinely love their fans. ☺️🖤

If you've managed to read my ask until here, thanks. I know no one irl who listens to them, so I wanted to share this with someone who can appreciate my rambling. 🖤🖤🏵️🌸🌼

AAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET 😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

I love them so much asdfghjkl and please Porko being on his Porkoest behavior 🥺🤲🖤 I would die at Olli trying to hide his amusement it sounds so cute :'DDd they sound so sweet 🥺🖤

[honeybeeblush]

👔 📸 ❓ for Raditz!

👔Do they like to dress up? What´s their favorite outfit to wear for special occasions? What´s about you? So he doesnt dress up formal often, mostly because according to him, somehow, it feels more restricting than his usual armor. But he will when the occasion really calls for it. Me on the other hand, its either "dress up really nice" or "rolled out of bed", no in between.

📸Show us your favorite picture of your f/o and tell us why it´s your favorite. (If you don´t have a favorite, or can´t decide which one is your favorite, just show us a picture you really like and explain why you like it.) EXCUSE ME IM GONNA SHOW YALL MY FRIENDS AMAZING ART OF HIM CAUSE HES SO CUTE??? ( @nevermore-selfship )

I LOVE THE LITTLE SNAGGLETOOTH HEADCANON SHE HAS FOR HIM AND HOW SHE DRAWS CHARACTERS IN GENERAL IIII AAAAAAAAAAA

❓Say whatever you want about your f/o. Gush about them, share a fun fact, whatever you feel like at the moment. I absOLUTELY stand by the fact mans deserved better even tho ive never watched the show and, like, it makes me sad theres not more screen time for him. Loved him in xenoverse 2 and i think him being the only instructor to consistently come save my ass got me attached and now just?