#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[gay-robot-boyfriends]

I want you to imagine. Domestic Vile and X. Vile wears an Apron that says 'Fight the Chef'. He is entirely too proud at finding an apron that fits his aesthetic.

X FOUGHT THE CHEF AND WON! IT WAS A BAKE OFF! TY FOR THIS ASK YOU'VE RUINED ME! 😭😭😭❤🙏

[shrikeseams]

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[breakfastteatime]

[anonimas-nominadas]

Hermano, no puedo pensar cosas turbias estando en PLENA CLASE.

Pero como no puedo guardarme este "trauma" para mi sola se lo compartiré a todos los que tengan la desgracias de leer esto.

Resumen: es una historia de SCP 073 x SCP 076-2 (empezamos mal, lo sé) que transcurre en un AU donde estos dos son humanos, Able es el típico pibe quilombero y delincuente del salón, mientras que el ctm de Cain creo que era el presidente del consejo estudiantil al estilo Megami Saikou.

Una vez (acá empieza lo turbio), cuando Able andaba saliendo re tranqui del colegio a altas horas de la noche se encuentra a la basura inhumana de su hermano mayor que LO RETIENE EN UN CALLEJON Y SE LO VIOLA, SOLO PARA DESPUÉS SECUESTRARLO EN SU PROPIA CASA Y SEGUIR CON EL PUTO ABUSO AHÍ (en la casa de Able, no me acuerdo porque puta razón pero Cain y Able no viven juntos, creo que era porque sus padres se divorciaron a una pelotudez así).

DIOOOS, encima después va el agente ese que tiene doble A en su nombre (Agente AA), y que Cain lo manipula para que TAMBIÉN ABUSE A ABLE. HERMANO NO SEAS PELOTUDO, IMBECIL.

Para colmó (hay muchos colmos en la historia), Able tenia medio una apariencia de niño ya que Cain le había dado una especie de hormonas o drogas que le impedían desarrollarse normalmente (no sé de qué parte de su ano se saco el creador esto, pero sino mal recuerdo, era algo así.

Aunque al final, Able termina en la casa del SCP 682 y 079 humanos (no me acuerdo sus nombres) tras acabar en el hospital con una pierna rota a causa de una pelea, jugando videojuegos con ellos. Después la historia no fue continuada y ESTABA ESPERANDO QUE LE APLASTEN EL CRANEO A CAIN.

ENCIMA EL MAL PARIDO DE CAIN SE INTENTA "DISCULPAR" DICIENDO QUE NO LO VOLVERA A LASTIMAR. HIJO DE TU BELLA MADRE, ESA NO TE LA CREES NI VOS.

La pase re mal leyendo la historia.

[workof-tortured-poetsdepartment]

[dracomeir]

Just a smol thing for Renegade Detective today. :3

Pico is a light sleeper, and typically doesn't take naps even when he’s exhausted. This is due to him not feeling safe even in his own home, and the nightmares that sometimes plague him when he’s asleep. Once he starts trusting Boyfriend again, he eventually takes naps during downtime like car rides between investigation destinations, or in a secluded area at the park while waiting for something. The incubus would wrap his tail around Pico’s wrist so he would know he’s still there, and that alone is enough to keep the nightmares at bay.

[firstofficerrose]

Okay, so for the whole first half of Reverse Of The Medal, I was thinking to myself "This is... fine? This is fine. It's sad about the Surprise, but everyone is doing well, more or less, I wonder why everyone acts like this book is so devastating?"

And then I found out.

[kokoronbain]

Quick sketches on gijinkas version and basically my way to draw them, aka my first Cookie run ship 💕💕💕

[malvo-ish]

Tonight on "What sexy song so I associate with Starbula?":

Chungha - Bicycle

Get up Are you dizzy I know it Your tremble At the end of the labyrinth you (Ya ah ya ah ya) Now hurry move it Uh continue to hesitate Te amo, I’ll give you more I’m up here say ya ya ya Follow me faster ya Exhale so hard Do it my way tear it up Filthy gazes, don’t mind them Act crazy and step on it Let’s go on a ride Get on my bike let’s go Get out of my way-ah! I’ll show you how I like it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom Get out of my way-ah! Raise your head and look at me face it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom I’m getting higher You’re tripping lower And when I say it’s done, it’s freaking over And I ride it I ride it You like it when I ride it I ride it I ride it Gimme that My sweat’s dripping down my back I got ice decorating my neck I’ll be the strongest thing don’t miss it Coz I’m the baddest queen I’m sicker than all of them Gossipin’ lowkeys don’t bring me no fun Come on I’ll slay you from tip o’ my tongue You wanna know? and no what she likes? Sit back and watch me ride I’m up here say ya ya ya Follow me faster ya Exhale so hard Do it my way tear it up Filthy gazes, don’t mind them Act crazy and step on it Let’s go on a ride Get on my bike let’s go Get out of my way-ah! I’ll show you how I like it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom

Get out of my way-ah! Raise your head and look at me face it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom I’m getting higher You‘re tripping lower And when I say it’s done, it’s freaking over And I ride it I ride it You like it when I ride it I ride it I ride it Gimme that Ride ride ride it (bicycle!) You know how I like it (bicycle!) Ride ride ride it (bicycle!) You know how I like it Heart-fluttering were those eyes Burning up was the air Again alright with me (Ya ah ya ah ya) Mm in that emotional moment Duck down again Together 1-2-3 Get out of my way-ah! I’ll show you how I like it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom Get out of my way-ah! Raise your head and look at me face it Do it my way-ah! And it goes like broom broom broom broom I’m getting higher You‘re tripping lower And when I say it’s done, it’s freaking over And I ride it I ride it You like it when I ride it I ride it I ride it Gimme that

[hivemindofevilbats]

Screaming crying sobbing watched the Loki season 2 finale he got his throne that he never wanted and lost the only people he cared about genuinely going to lie in bed for 3 straight days thinking only about that sad little smile at the end-

[estiebestieban]

why is it so hard lately to make friends?

[brokenstar-s]

TW: Flashing lights

Inspiration taken from Hurricanes collide chapter 9!

Which you can find here!

[jadenoryuu]

I'M FLAILING, SCREAMING FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH...!

[innytoes]

Did I do my laundry? No. Did I finish chapter 10 of the Foster Care AU and am I now vibrating out of my skin because it’s so good? Yes.

[itz-the-simp]

OMG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[dracomeir]

When you wanna learn how to draw something, keep getting told stuff like controlling pen pressure sensitivity for better line art, and I’m looking at my mouse as I remember why I don’t bother with tutorials since ppl will always assume you draw with a tablet.