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the-starry-seas · 3 months

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you know a good seven hours ago my breakfast sandwich started breaking apart and i had to clutch it in both hands and gnaw into the middle so i could scarf it down before it fell into the sink and like. absolutely animalistic behaviour on my part. been haunting me since. i wanna do it again so badly.

#sourdough bread + warm chicken + cold tomato #absolute decadence

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farsight-the-char · 1 year

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His new favorite spot, at the base of the "cat tree". Good breeze/shade spot, i guess.

Supervised outside time, he has been napping there For Hours.

@sevi-fuk

#rory #cats #absolute decadence #personal post #supervised outside time

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doctor-amazing · 1 year

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Listen to the Seatbelts. Fucking Spokey Dokey. Eat some fucking bell peppers and beef and kick your legs up. Light one up afterwards, fuck it. Absolute decadence.

#cowboy bebop #harmonica #spokey dokey #the seatbelts #bell peppers #beef #cowboy shit #absolute decadence

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lateandreckless · 2 years

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he did not lay down (i don’t think) for three days so i got him a fresh bed asap and he was really happy and napped immediately

#him #you should have seen the roll he had in the shavings #absolute decadence

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well-fed-twink · 11 months

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Basically ate all my recommended calories for the day at one meal…

#absolute decadence #and the two sodas I had definitely didn’t help

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hartteart · 8 months

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seaweed brain

#percy jackson #rick riordan #my childhood nostalgia is absolutely THRILLED with the new show #i am so happy #this is the first percy jackson fanart i've drawn in at least a decade damn

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artkaninchenbau · 9 months

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I need Hancock to join Cross Guild so bad

#One Piece #Boa Hancock #Sir Crocodile #Cross Guild #OP Spoilers #My art #Emerging from the void to post one (1) shitpost that got out of hand #''I'll just doodle that really quick. I won't put any effort into it''#I am a fool #Y'all I haven't had One Piece brainrot this bad in about a decade. I am frankly unwell #The things I've been posting on my sideblog are absolute unhinged

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andsewingishalfthebattle · 6 months

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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

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villageidiotwitch · 2 years

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It's all vanilla extract around here. Well. What about the hottest bitch alive. Almond extract.

#almond extract my beloved #you put almond extract in a baked good and i immediately start loosing my shit #in a fit of inspiration i even poured a little into my hot chocolate once #absolute decadence

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finnamin · 7 months

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So we put on a mask. It's not hard to understand why. What's hard is knowing that sometimes, the mask is who we really are.

Zuko in 1x06 - Masks

#zuko #atla #natla #atla live action #atla netflix #netflix atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar the last airbender netflix #atla spoilers #natla spoilers #atla netflix spoilers #this episode absolutely wrecked me and these scene transitions were lovely so I had to share them #I haven't made a full gifset in probably a decade and it's changed so much I feel ancient lmao #hopefully these don't look like ass - i tried my best lmao #my gifsets #the amount of time I spent trying to pull a quote to go with this #I don't think this one fully fits but i don't care anymore lmao #mine

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the-kipsabian · 6 months

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saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

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boylikeanangel · 1 year

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mean absolutely zero hate by this at all but talking to non book fans casually about certain details of the book is literally the funniest shit ever like yall are so sweet you dont know anything. yes aziraphale gets called a faggot in the book. by an eleven year old girl. and yes crowley revives the dove at the birthday party not aziraphale. and book fans got so mad about this change that they initially boycotted the show when it came out in 2019. dont worry I dont get it either. please continue to be confused about all this it makes my day every time I see someone in my tags be outraged they put homophobic slurs in a book written in 1989 <3

#yes we lived like this for three decades yes it fucking sucked. yes some people are extremely protective over how bad it sucked #again absolutely no hate i think you guys are so so funny. i wish i was as oblivious as you #oh to only know the version of this story where the angel and demon are actually gay and people dont draw aziraphale with blue eyes. sigh #good omens

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gingerteaonthetardis · 11 months

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