#incorrect bg3 quotes

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[demigoddessqueens]

Astarion: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles

Tav: well maybe you should have principles

Astarion: you’re right maybe I should.

[manyothermusingsofmine]

Tav: Astarion and I do not use pet names.

Lae'zel: Tell me, what is that thing again that bees make?

Tav: Honey?

Astarion: Yes, dear?

Tav: ......

Lae'zel: Never lie to me again.

[astarion-my-beloved]

Tav: Have you been crying?

Astarion: No, I just have extremely sweaty eyes.

Astarion:

Astarion: Wait, that's disgusting. Yes, I was crying.

[xephyronyx]

BG3 Characters and their "if I am ever murdered" tweets, Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Shadowheart: I feel sorry for you, Lae'zel.

Lae'zel: Why?

Shadowheart: It must be difficult going through life without the ability to laugh.

Lae'zel: I do have a sense of humor, you know. In Creche K'liir, I was considered to be quite funny.

Shadowheart: Really? I've never heard you laugh.

Lae'zel: And I have never heard you say anything funny.

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BG3 Incorrect Quotes Masterlist

[the-herdier]

Tav: "I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit of a good person."

Astarion: "And if you weren't, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing."

[octoberspirit]

Halsin: oh shit, so sorry, sometimes my wild shape gets the best of me when I’m feeling horny

Tav: no don’t worry, I don’t mind at all if you—

Halsin: don’t

Tav: —BEAR with me :D

Astarion, back at camp, literally trancing: *disapproves*

[xphantasmagoria]

Astarion; Oh.. there’s only one bed?

Tav: Aha, yeah. All they had available..

A citizen from outside the tavern: What idiot tossed an entire mattress out the window?!

[akl-sketch]

Meet my first Tav, Caliel, a Selune light cleric/rogue - they generally didn’t know what they were doing but knew that the sassy vampire needed kindness and the chance to learn who he was on his own.

[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Gale: Whenever I'm in trouble I always ask myself "What would Astarion do..."

Astarion: Oh!

Gale: And then I do the exact opposite

Astarion: Oh.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2622

Wyll is truly the only sane person in this party. (Dialogue from The Muppets.)

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Halsin: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Gale: Theft.

Karlach: Disturbing the peace.

Lae'zel: Aggravated assault.

Shadowheart: Arson.

Astarion: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[manyothermusingsofmine]

BG3 characters as things I've thought, said or muttered under my breath at work

Astarion: My presence here is purely decorational, obviously.

Gale: When I said "this is not going to stay put for more than a day" about the shelf I've just reorganized, that was not a request for an any % speedrun!

Halsin: I can't stay in a bad mood when off in the distance there's the disembodied voice of a pet parrot going "Hello! Hello! Hello!"

Jaheira: Yes I am asking you to go get cash to spite you, specifically. I wish to draw this interaction out longer than necessary, because there's no way this inconveniences me as well.

Karlach: Yes, normally things need updates. If you update anything here; the entire system shits itself and keels over dead. Stop updating shit!

Lae'zel: I really want to know the logic of some people when they ask if there's any earlier time than the earliest time I just stated for an appointment. Like, what do you expect to hear? "Congratulations that was the correct cheat code now the earliest time is-"

Minsc: I got to pet a pug nobody can ruin this day anymore!

Minthara: I can be your best ally or I can throw you to the wolves with zero qualm, your choice.

Shadowheart: Ofcourse I talk to myself. That's the only way to get an intelligent conversation around here.

Wyll: I have neither the time, the energy nor the payrate to explain this to you.

[astarion-my-beloved]

Astarion: I'm not very good at advice. Could I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

[trygrievousbutgirl-blog]