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Decided to try Fallen London
So, going in I know nothing about this, having learned of its existence a few minutes ago thanks to a meme on this site. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I decided that I'll be roleplaying as one of my ocs in this web browser game. His name is Merlot Blackwing. He's a vampire who works as an artifact conservator. (Think Baumgartner Restorations, but with antiques and magic stuff) Merlot is also gay and in love with the son of a monster hunting guild leader.
I could use some beginner tips. Otherwise I'm really excited to dive into this gothic world.
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WIP kinda? Is it finshed? No. Will I come back to it? I'd like to think so but all I have to colour digitally is a mouse soooooo.
This was the first piece I drew in my sketchbook so technically my first piece of fanart. I had this image in my head for so long that I had to draw it, and for that reason I've gotten back into drawing - so thank you dragon age!
My Lavellan and her main team
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age fanart#da fanart#dai fanart#solavellan#solas#cassandra pentaghast#varric tethras#cole dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#my art#mine#absolute complete noob when it comes to digital art
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i can finally share my pathetic expendable oc
in short he's a rookie stuck in a timeloop where everytime he dies, he immediately forgets his past loop. so he barely ends up learning from his mistakes but always comes back alive (in another loop)
it's said that this force is trying to constantly give him a chance to escape but. will he ever break the cycle? who knows
he's not much but i love him and will throw him in a wall regardless
#oh man time to release him into the wild#roblox#oc:refracted expendable#(i found out his name dw#my ocs#my art#roblox pressure#pressure#he actually made a cameo once on that one drawing i made where he's holding back the paranoia smoke#with the text ''NO EXR-P HOLDING IT IN DOESNT DO ANYTHING!!!!!''#i have quite some basic backstory and a lot of stupid facts about him#before he got stuck into this timeloop in the blacksite he lived life as normal (by normal i mean...not in a timeloop)#he was a criminal of multiple crimes which are mostly unknown (and one of them was probably falsely charged)#but his most notable one is almost punching someone to death#he's american and has a smoking addiction which absolutely worsened his asthma (which he has since birth)#also he will be offended if you call his hair a tuft#also also his real name is unknown but im still trying to find atleast a nickname to refer to him#i just keep calling him expendable................................#oh and last thing. he was purposefully designed to look like an average noob expendable#despite being a noob he's really good at hearing and being quite fast tho (his weakness is seeing in the dark#and yes this is based off my actual strong and weak points on pressure)#anyways i could keep rambling here but itll be too long so TOODLES
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game dev is such an alluring thing to try to do bc its a kind of media that allows for such an active and direct way to interact with others like most things just dont
im still dreaming of trying it every now and again but, among my other problems, i run into the more unique problem of .. not knowing or not wanting to start bc i cant find tutorials that teach me about how i structure code, where do i begin, where does a script go, what makes sense to seperate into its own piece of code and what should stay together, what do i do first?? i have found ones that teach you about single things but never really how to structure it all, how it should look like as a whole, and idk what mental wall i run into but i need to know before i can even try!! its the not knowing where to start that keeps blocking me bc i dont want to make a mess, i am very chaotic and code is something hard to get right and hard to untangle so i dont want to just .. do stuff that wont work
#ganondoodles talks#personal#also if anything id want to use godot since that is an open source engine but its even harder to find anything there#maybe im not lookign at the right things#................ if could write well i could at least write some things while i cant draw#but i cant seem to be able to do anything but waste away and its infuriating#my writings gotten just as bad and messy as my art and im just#so fucking sick of it all#cant i just work for once- cant i just be functional for ONCE cant i just FUCKING enjoy doing things again for ONCE in months#im promising you im trying so hard to let go of all pressure but it just wont work regardless#i just keep doing very wrong looking shitty sketches of a vague horse shape and even that is like BOOM battery out goodnight#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#when i do pixel art i start to think about coding and how to make thigns work and what is even possible to make at all#then wondering if any effort put inot it is even worth it if its not doable for me or at all#when i listen to toby foxs music i want to try it so bad too but im a noob at everything#if i cant put in the effort to DRAW -somethign i have been doing sicne being able to hold a pencil- then how can i learn literally anything#i know brains need new stuff and need to learn new things but i am so incapable of even trying even though i want to#its that god dman clash of two sides- unlimited passion and need and want and an absolute blockage of fearing to waste time#i probably suck at everything i want to try but how will i know if i dont try it seriously at least a few times im hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrr
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I #lied about my post from a few days ago but guest 1337 will eventually come break my door down, anyways here’s some art



look at me being productive ew I need to seriously go eat some food because I totally forgot humans need it to survive whattt that’s crazy
#forsaken tickles#chance isnt choking noob trust#he’s tickling their neck please believe me#I can’t put hashtags in my hashtags NO#whattt mlp reference? thats crazy!#also hi 1x1 and c00lkidd#switch!noob#switch!chance#Yuri’s Drawings#quality looks like absolute dogshit listen I draw with my finger only#I am not a tickle art prodigy#updating this because I misspelled four separate words
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The PARTYGOERS!!!
#This has been in my drafts for a while now WOOH glad to finally get this out!!!#i think they would be best friends!!! absolute goofies#myart#myposts#Regretevator#Regretevator roblox#Regretevator fanart#Regretevator Poob#Regretevator PartyNoob#gasa4#gasa4 fanart#gasa4 snackcore#gasa4sc#gasa4 party person#Poob#PartyNoob#Party Noob#Party Person#Roblox#Roblox art#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#small artist#get a snack at 4am
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I painted Cyn for my art class 💪💪
#murder drones#murder drones cyn#absolute solver#oil painting#artists on tumblr#still a noob at oil paint but hey I got a 100 >:}
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Oh no
So I downloaded Love and Deepspace yesterday for Sylus the plot and safe to say, I’m addicted! Absolutely brainrotten! Beyond help!
IT’S SO FUN THOUGH??? All the memory upgrade stuff kind of confuses me because I don’t know what’s the best way of doing things but 😏😏😏 the men got me GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET 😝
I have a feeling that I’m going to start spending money on it soon. Complete relapse of IDV gambling.
Rafayel is such a silly and sassy man. Zayne’s stories are so mf slow I’m sorry. But he checks up on me and leaves actual phone notifs so thanks king ❤️. Xavier lowk irritating so I keep leaving him on read 🤣. But he cute. Don’t know much about Caleb but from what I’ve seen on TT he’s a bit insane and yk what. Maybe I like that.
SYLUS MY MAN THO 😜 IM GONNA HOARD EVERYTHJNV. I AM LOYAL TO HIM. I AM KITTEN FOR U ONLY 💕💕💕😍😍🥰😘
Also can I just say the way they text is so funny. Absolutely no apostrophes so it kind of irks me but it’s so fine because it’s them 🤚
They’re so gentlemanly too during combat, like yasss I’ll get behind you 😛 next time maybe get behind me and give me backshots! Just an idea ❤️
No irl crushes on the roster rn so we back into simping for fictional men yeaahhhh!!!! When I said 2025 is for the girlies, maybe this is what I meant 💜
#love and deepspace#Sylus#love and deepspace sylus#rafayel#xavier#caleb#zayne#lads#new obsession fr#ive been noob grinding to gather a bunch of stuff#absolutely no technique#just spamming the buttons to complete the mission (may or may not be working well).#craving more Sylus content but I’m lowkey stuck on one of the challenges 😂#so I am very impatient#and constantly on tiktok to watch edits#I SAW A REALLY GOOD LADS LORE EDIT IT’S BEAUTIFUL#but like rn idgaf about real men#turned into an iPad kid again#my uni iPad 😞#is it bad that I also downloaded it on my phone so I can play when I’m bored.#so much storage tho but I’m not complaining because THE QUALITY IS SO GOOD?
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I was joking when I posted that pic as Suhyeon & Jaemin facetiming their boyfriend(s). I didn't know!! .... lol
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translation: "Honestly, I don't know if Seonghyun and Daon are that good together. I don't know about Seonghyun, but Daon might like someone else."
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"Oh, I pressed the wrong button"
#maybe I put that in my poly AU headcanon that Suhyeon and Jaemin are absolute social media and smartphone noobs#(because they only use that for business and important stuff)#Daon and Sunghyeon have to explain them how everything works#secret relationships the series#secret relationships#evil polycule#sunghyeon x daon#jaemin x daon#suhyeon x daon#suhyeon x jaemin#suhyeon x sunghyeon#jaemin x sunghyeon#cha jungwoo#kim hoyoung#kim junseo#cha sunhyung#Youtube
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Kuai: We must appreciate the small things in life.
Bi-Han: *turns to Hanzo*
Bi-Han: Are you feeling appreciated?
Hanzo: >:(
#so... i won't be able to submit my MK Legends piece today#but I thinking I'm excused cause 2 of my previous pieces were MK Legends related!#so I'll allow myself to post it tomorrow#meanwhile have this#works in any scenario but I like to imagine them in the context of my “Be My King” fanfic#cause Noob is a little shit and he would absolutely make fun of your royal shortness#brother-in-law Bi-Han#subscorp#duh#kuai liang#hanzo hasashi#bi han#sub zero#scorpion#noob saibot#mortal kombat incorrect quotes#short hanzo supremacy!#mortal kombat legends#mk legends
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skin that i made in 2015
#someone called me a bacon hair noob on work at a pizza place my first time playing roblox ever and i was absolutely distraught#so i asked my parents for robux
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Noob adventures:
Today Merlot found an easier solution to his injuries in the form of a tonic. Having healed himself, he decided to spend the day at the circus.
He visited the fortune teller, the gondola to the depths, and the anatomy tent, taking particular interest in the male anatomical model. His later encounter with a rubbery man in the same tent, however, left him feeling disturbed and scandalized for even being around such a thing. To make things worse, his fortune included lots of tentacles.
Afterwards he attended the big show, taking note that it's a good place to meet with associates of other people but not speaking to anyone yet.
On the way home, he bought a goldfish to stave off the nightmares of the deep that he'd have later on.
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Absolute Noob Saibot.
#mortal kombat#bi han noob saibot#noob saibot#hell knight bi han#hc is that this guy's still alive and decided to use his umbrakinesis for a spin#so this kind of design exist.#absolute noob saibot
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‘i’m gonna start a new file of pokémon violet and not just shiny hunt on my main file for the something-hundredth hour’ i say, only to start shiny hunting again
#i got my shiny fraxure his name is drayden#pokeposting#pokémon#sv#i caved and renewed my online membership for just one month sooooo#if anyone wants to trade or battle sometime in the next month i’m down!!!!#if you’re looking for top tier competitive battles look elsewhere i like having fun lol#but im like not an absolute noob either or anything#but idc either way we can go silly times wheeee#or we can just trade. i might need to harass a scarlet player with the dlc for walking wake raging bolt and gouging fire….#just to borrow them briefly i mean#for a few reasons
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I've reached the Pantheon of the Knight.
After grinding long and hard enough to master the venerated Nailsage, most of the new pantheon available to me was- well, definitely harder than previous pantheons, but they're all fights I've practiced before, and doable with a little dicking around and finding places to heal.
All of which just made facing off against the Pure Vessel such a shakeup. The lengths of its lunges, its speed and brutal power- one cannot meaningfully dick around with the Pure Vessel. In fact, the way it fights forces you to always be meeting its strikes headlong, because trying to move away from it will never be fast enough to dodge its double damage hits. No, in fighting the Pure Vessel, I have to become the valiant Knight that combat with it demands: I do not turn my back on it but go leaping over and through it, and once again we go sweeping past each other in streaks of soul and shadow, blades dancing.
It looks the very image of a Knight when I enter the Dream of it, standing nobly with its back to its opponent. But I suppose it's impractical to fight in a costume. It bursts out of that stupid armor and reveals itself to be the lanky, gawky thing that is underneath, though no less dangerous for it.
It's a beautifully, brutally precise thing, the way my sibling Knight fights. Its lunges are so long and straight as to oblige me to jump over its head; its swordwork sweeps so broadly and quickly that I'm often caught on the backswing behind it. Its dramatic downward strikes are perhaps the hardest to dodge- clearly, our Royal Wyrm of a father has given it the mastery of soul-spells, and those intricately beautiful spell-swords that erupt out of the floor or out of its glowing off-hand must be his design.
Everything about the way one's opponent fights, the way they move, it all says something about who they are that can be read. The Pure Vessel is a proud fighter, relentless and reckless with power. Perhaps too proud, or taught too poorly to defend itself- when it's blocking, baiting an opportunity to riposte, it waits barely a second before it drops its guard, and thus leaves itself open to a clear strike in the moment after. Its FOCUS spell is also offensive, unlike mine, and leaves it standing undefended for long moments during its use.
And no matter how many bright and beautiful spells our father has armed it with, it's a creature of Void like me. It appears and disappears on the battlefield, like my Shade Cloak sends me dashing bodiless through intervening space. That soundless scream. And those Void limbs, spraying forth to lash at its opponent- so this is what you are without the Radiance, my sibling, so purely yourself.
It is an honor to defeat you.
#verso liveblogs hollow knight#hollow knight#verso writes#video#video game#only the second time I've ever defeated it on Ascended so don't laugh at my noob mistakes#o god. this means I'm basically ready to come at Absolute Radiance for real...
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ive only been playing l4d2 for two days and im already addicted
#im analysing campaigns im studying maps im strategizing#im even dreaming abt the game#and then me and my friends took almost two hrs to finish dead center on easy mode#with 7 restarts on the last chapter cause we kept getting smoked and tanked#WE'RE ABSOLUTE NOOBS#the only other game ive played actually seriously is stardew valley#but its fun anyways#its so fun !!!!!#l4d2#left4dead2#l4d#anyways if the lovely l4d fandom sees this do you guys have any tips for absolute beginners
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